#cookies for Santa

[ladykissingfish]

*making cookies in the kitchen*

Deidara: I love gingerbread cookies, hm! They’re so good!

Hidan: Oi, slow down on ‘em, will ya? You’re eating like every other one and there won’t be any left for Santa. I’ll fuck you up if we get stiffed on presents this year!

Deidara: Sorry, hm. Hey, what’s your favorite part of the cookie to eat?

Hidan: The legs. They’re the chewiest part and the best thing is that there’s two of ‘em. What about you?

Deidara: I like eating the decorations on them, hm. Like the icing and the little candies and gumdrops.

*Tobi comes into kitchen*

Tobi: Hiyah, Senpais! You still making cookies for Santa Claus?

Deidara: Yeah; we’re almost done, hm.

Hidan: Hey, mask-boy; what’s YOUR favorite part to eat of a gingerbread man?

Tobi: Oh that’s easy, Hidan-Senpai: his head!

Deidara: How come? Because it’s the softest part?

Tobi: Nu-uh, Senpai!

Tobi, in Obito voice: I like to imagine the cookies are my enemies. I would keep those I hate alive, barely conscious, and force them to watch as I destroyed and devoured all the other parts of them. I’d have them helplessly watch as I obliterated all those that they held dear, so that they could experience a fraction of the pain I feel. And then I’d laugh as I ate their head, giving them a mercy they don’t deserve as I ended their suffering.

Deidara and Hidan:

Tobi, back to normal voice: Well goodnight Senpais! Sleep tight! *walks out*

Deidara: Y-you know, up until this moment, I wasn’t sure what I wanted to ask Santa for. But now I know: the strongest lock possible for my door. And a tracking device for Tobi so that I know where he is at all times.

Hidan: Shit; all I’m asking for is a new pair of underpants. Pretty sure I just pissed mine …

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[rockshrimp1989]

For my 3rd entry, these bearded Santas are bringing good tidings everywhere they go!😄🎅

@mattandtrey-advent

[littlemissskuld]

This lil scamp got a bit hungry last night ~

( Don't worry, he's still on the nice list. Grogu's just a little sneaky)

Happy Holidays to all my Tumblr friends!

[bakerstable]

Spiced Mulled Wine Linzer Cookies

[lady-gothique]

🎄✨️🍪🍪🍪

[starsrosesglitters]

[sneaks-the-hammock-jockey]

Tomoe eating cookies after little Kagami fell asleep waiting for Santa

So, with it being winter break my daughter is home from school and my focus shifted to spending time with her. with that I have 4 more squares left on my Holiday Bingo that I will try and squeeze in when I can

[fallensapphires]

Holidays: Christmas Cookies

The most treasured things passed down from generation to generation are the family recipes.

[frenchiefitzhere]

Redacted Winter Solstice Week Prompt Checklist

✅Inchoate demon ✅Fire elemental ✅Earth elemental ✅Sadism demon ✅Empathy daemon ✅Shifter kid (Asher)

Still to come: 🔳 Vampire 🔳 Shifter (adults) 🔳 Autobiographical piece about the songwriting "Disney Princess" of the fandom +Bonus piece that isn't written yet!!!

[okieapache70]

Making a surprise for Santa #foodie #food #foodaddict #yum #delicious #homecooked #foodaholic #foodporn #foodgasm #foodstagram #instafood #foodphoto #foodblogger #foodimania

[christmasxmas]

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[annefretz]

There is something magical about baking cookies for Santa!

[livingbeyondallergies]

Vegan vanilla spritz cookies

vegan chocolate spritz cookies

[bakerstable]

Coconut Snowflake Sugar Cookies