#cookie run wizards

[cookie-lore-keeper]

The Witches & The Wizards

(//Note. While this is a lore blog, a lot of headcanons are added to fill in some of the plot holes. This is what I did with the witches here)

The origin of the first witches dates back thousands of years ago, in a realm not connected to Earthbread. While I am not allowed to reveal too much information about them to you cookies, the witches are humans who are able to wield magic. I know a lot of cookies don't know what humans are, but think of them as witches, but they're more boring and can't use magic.

The first sentient desserts were made as a test by the witches. The ancient witches were messing with desserts and a substance they made known as lifepowder; the powder in cookie's dough that gives them life and sentience. With this lifepowder baked into the first batch of cookie's dough, these cookies were brought to life.

The witches were confused on how to proceed with this new information. This is where we get the split between the Witches that eat cookies, the Witches that protect the cookies, and the Wizards. The Witches that eat the cookies are the ones that GingerBrave and the cookies who escaped the oven know about. The witches that protect the cookies are the ones most cookies know about (not many cookies outside of a select few know that some witches eat the cookies), and the Wizards, while having the same goal as the witches who wish to protect the cookies, separated themselves from them, as they wanted to be mathematical and calculative with their baking, and not so chaotic and carefree as the witches were.

It's still a bit of a mystery, even to me, how Earthbread came about. While the Wizards try to keep everything down in the archives, witches didn't keep as much precise history texts as they did. It's why I was tasked with keeping you the Witch's Archives; we need to protect all the information we have about them. But, right now, a big theory is that the witches somehow made another realm, which is how Earthbread came to be. It's why there are different stars for you cookies, and why we witches have trouble accessing it (we do have a house there, and there's the whole City of Wizards, but those are just our settlements for when we ever go there). As of now, the witches and wizards are unable to replicate the spell.

But, that's just a theory (A COOKIE THEORY). But, that doesn't stop the fact that Earthbread was made as a safehaven, made by the witches who protect cookies as a way to keep them away from the witches who eat cookies. After all, it's harder to reach something once it's in another realm. But, the witches who eat the cookies found a way. One witch stays in the Witch's House in Earthbread, baking cookies and eating them. Same with the Witch's Castle, but that's not connected to Earthbread (//I think. Correct me if I'm wrong)

This is coming from a witch who once baked cookies. (I've never eaten cookies that were alive; only the dead ones. There was an accident one time where I accidently bit ones head off, but we are NOT talking about that) I don't know why the witches give lifepowder to something, only to eat it. Maybe it's the thrill of the chase? Idk. Seems a bit sadistic to me 🤷‍♂️

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[sunseed-fandump]

Mom issues.

[kgthesillyclown]

Finally I have all the tarot cards:3

[dami-anne-damn]

“The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itseeeellllfff—!”

Haha! In all seriousness, this is the first time I’ve ever done a drawing like this and I think it turned out pretty good! I hope you enjoy!!

[imaginariumwanderer]

4 months from now PV is going to have to play the most stressful board game on Earthbread

[cheerchy]

[cuppajj]

All I've Ever Wanted - Beast Ancients AU

[i-ate-a-purse]

Old Shadow Milk sketches!

Little Redesign for fun~ with a bonus possessed PV cause I saw so many people talking about it

Came up with this when they first revealed that they were making new bodies for the beasts. They only showed the baby doughs so I assumed that the beasts would just be babies too lmao

[thesilenceshh]

More headcanons wooo

If you would like, tell me your own headcanons or your thoughts on the headcanons, like hearing the thoughts of fellow people who like these baked goods too

[obernice]

Thank God this concept is not canon / j

[yokyoaaa]

I don't really know what's my vision here but now that I've drawn it might as well post it

[catboymoments]

behold. My coogisona

[sunseed-fandump]

THE NEW WIZARD COSTUME IN OVENBREAK I'M DIE

[microknifeyuri]

those fucking cookies got me again brO

[watoxky]

[icingred]

Some doodles of Reverse AU from a while ago

This would kinda explain Earthbreads situation