#cooke and mack

[bisexualmcqueen]

"a fsh."

[mistress-light]

You remember cook and Mack? Lirum entrusted these sweet jewels to kaim and me.

[matchalovertrait]

So many people, so many different thoughts and opinions!

Previous / Next (Transcript under the cut)

Transcript:

(1.) [Andrea] You have 30 minutes to make an appetizer using all four of the basket ingredients. The timer starts... Now!

(2.) [Alex] I'm making a raclette with an assortment of merguez sausage, vegetable flatbread, pea shoots, and a side of shakshuka sauce. I think everything will go nicely with the melted cheese.

(3.) [Alex] I'll add ham, salami, steamed potatoes, and olives. I'm kind of playing it safe, but I hope the variety of flavors work out for me. It's all part of my strategy to at least get to the second round.

(4.) [Lewis] I've calmed down now. I decided to make a salad with pea shoots, crumbled sausage, flatbread croutons, and a shakshuka vinaigrette.

(5.) [Lewis] It's a salad. I can't possibly mess this up.... right?

(6.) [Dulce] I went with pizza wedges with a flatbread crust. They'll have shakshuka sauce, pea shoots, and merguez sausage. Of course, I'll be adding some mozzarella and parmesan cheese.

(7.) [Dulce] The pizza wedges are going to be soooo cute and fun. I'll also put some bacon bits and garlic. I can't put too many things, though. The wedges aren't going to be that big.

(8.) [Rubiya] I'm making spaghetti with merguez sausage meatballs, shakshuka sauce, and pea shoots. I'll add the vegetables from the flatbread to my sauce and use the rest of the flatbread to make garlic bread.

(9.) [Rubiya] Could I have made shakshuka? Yes, but that's rather predictable. Also, as someone from a Middle Eastern family, I refuse to use premade shakshuka sauce. I must make it from scratch.

(10.) [Andrea] It's time to introduce the two judges here today who are joining Michelin-Starred Chef, Mia D'Angelo-Ramirez.

(11.) [Mia] Thank you, Andrea. I'm always accompanied by amazing people, but I think the viewers and contestants will find today's lineup quite astounding.

(12.) [Dulce] Wow, it's actually her... I look up to Chef Mia a lot as another Mexican-Italian. I don't have Italian blood like her, but I was born here. I want to be on her level someday.

(13.) [Lewis] Oh my gosh..... I know Chef Mia is in every episode, but I still got nervous again when I saw her at the judges' table. She is so beautiful and talented.

(14.) [Carlo] Mia, you flatter me.

[Andrea] Chef Mia is right, though! Folks, here we have Executive Chef and Food Entrepreneur, Carlo Mancini.

(15.) [Alex] Chef Carlo Mancini??? He's the real deal. It's too late to change my appetizer now, so I have to impress him with my raclette.

(16.) [Rubiya] Chef Carlo Mancini. This will be fun.

(17.) [Andrea] And here's Grammy Award winner, Sofia Bjergsen!

[Sofia] Thank you so much. I've already been having a blast here. Not many people know this, but I was actually in culinary school for a bit before I decided to pursue music full-time.

(18.) [Dulce] THE Sofia Bjergsen??? I have all of her vinyl records! My favorite song by her is My Love Knows. I know the entire choreography for that song... here, I'll show you!

(19.) *My Love Knows by Sofia Bjergsen starts playing*

(20.) *My Love Knows by Sofia Bjergsen starts playing*

(21.) [Alex] Okay, I'll admit that I'm a fan, but what is she doing here? Isn't she on a world tour right now?

(22.) [Andrea] We are overjoyed to have the three of you as judges. Please, talk amongst yourselves while I check on the chefs.

[star-dust-shark]

I SAY CHAT TOO MUCH BUT I LOVE SAYING IT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

*realizes it’s probably a verbal stim. Like the word chat is now a verbal stim*

[unis-trash-stash]

I know this meme is dead but

[numaras]

[heartgrooooove]

[kezral-art]

oh yeah i scalloped absolute potatoes last night 👍

[stevethehairington]

god you know it's fuckin HOT when you've cursed out at least 10 different inanimate objects in one day

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Solar Opposites in Ultra Opposites Episode #7: New Allies Part #1 (for @avaveevo and @crazychanuwu77)

On a regular typical school day, Miss Frankie is busy waiting for Yumyulack and Jesse as she growls impatiently.

Miss Frankie: Where the fuck are they?!

Meanwhile, the Ultra Opposites were busy fighting Ophelia’s minions.

Terry/Solar Flare: Honey! On your left! throws a fireball at three of the minions

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: On it! Solar Flare! breathes ice before transforming into his Super Shlorpian form

Yumyulack/Psylock: Taste brain wave! uses his mind reading powers to create a sonic boom with his mind as it blows away the minions

Jesse/Electra: Eat electricity motherfuckers! growls furiously as she releases her electric wrecking ball that wipes out the minions You just got Electra’d!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Time to freeze! flies up and blast out some the guard with his breath Now honey!

Terry/Solar Flare: On it! uses a huge fire blast that wipes out some of the minions

The town cheer after some of the minions retreated and most of the people cheer for the Ultra Opposites as they wave at the crowd.

Terry/Solar Flare: Man, I had no idea we gained so many support!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Me neither but let’s head back!

Randall: appearing in front of the crowd Ph my God! I love you Ultra Opposites! talking to someone I know these guys! They’re amazing!

The Ultra Opposites then fly away as color beam streams appear. Later, Yumyulack and Jesse made it to class on the ground as debris fell on their classmates, which got made Miss Frankie and their classmates shock.

Yumyulack: laughs nervously Uh, heh-heh. What’s up class?

Jesse: How’s it going? What did we miss?

Daryl shook his head as he smiles at his boyfriend and his sister. Two hours later,

Miss Frankie was muttering over the mess Jesse and Yumyulack accidentally made today at school, when suddenly she came across a news commercial.

Miss Frankie: muttering What the fuck?

News Reporter: on tv We interrupt this program to bring you some breaking news! The Ultra Opposites have save the day once again from teenage criminal Kitty! Police have apprehended the criminal as people praise the heroes for saving their beloved city! For we hear as the new station say, thank you Ultra Opposites once again!

But then, Miss Frankie looks closely at the Ultra Opposites on TV and gasp. Miss Frankie then ran to her class right after she takes picture on her IPhone on the Ultra Opposites’ identities. She heads in and looks at a family picture of the Solar Opposites and the Ultra Opposites on her phone back n forth as she gasp.

Miss Frankie: The fuck! It can’t be! Jesse?! Yumyulack?!

Miss Frankie gasp. She then growls in fury.

Miss Frankie: Those filthy fucking aliens are the Ultra Opposites?! Ugh! I knew there was another reason to hate this so-called heroes!

Miss Frankie then mutters what to do ever since she now knows the Ultra Opposites’ identities. She then gets an idea upon seeing a group of people hanging out.

Miss Frankie: smirks Bingo.

Meanwhile, Korvo and Terry started walk back n forth, concern that this whole thing is getting out of hand, because their alien forms might be easy to recognize for the Ultra Opposites form while the Replicants and Pupa sit on the couch.

Yumyulack: Uh, as for the incident today in the classroom? Jesse and I would like to say, our bad.

Jesse: Sorry guys.

Terry: It’s okay guys. I think this is getting out of hand. We need to just figure out a way people won’t easily recognize us. I don’t think we should walk around earth as aliens anymore. suddenly notices his finger tips turning shadow black Huh?

Korvo: Terry is right. We need new civilian disguises, but how?

Janiz: offscreen Ahem?

The family then turns towards Janiz, who smirks cleverly.

Janiz: I have the perfect solution.

Terry: hides his finger tips Oh really? That’s nice.

Janiz: Yep. You all are gonna love it! It’s the solution to our problems right now!

Korvo: Bravo Janiz! You heard that family?! Our problems are officially solved!

Yumyulack and Jesse: Yay!

Pupa: Yay!

Terry: nervously smiling Yay….

Korvo: Come here Terry, I’m gonna give you a big…

Once Korvo got Terry, he gave him a big kiss on the cheek, which cause Terry to grow nervous if Korvo sees his fingertips. But at the moment, Korvo stopped kissing, the fingertips are back to normal, much to Terry’s relief, which made Korvo concern.

Korvo: Um, are you okay?

Terry: Uh yep? Definitely!

Terry then began to grow extremely nervous. Later, in the ship, Janiz finished working on something as the Solars came in.

Korvo: Janiz, what are you working on?

Janiz: A watch that can turn us into humans.

Solar Opposites: Really?!

Yumyulack: Do we need that?

Korvo: I’m afraid so. Now that we’re super heroes, things have gotten really dangerous.

Terry: I agree with Korvo here. So Janiz, can you tell if the watch can turn us into our old human forms?

Janiz: Yep, first you let it scan you. watch scans Janiz and let the transformation do it works.

Janiz then pushes the button on the watch and it turns into a female woman.

Solar Opposites: Oooh.

Yumyulack: Damn, you look hot.

Human Janiz: I know right. But hey, I’m sure it’ll do the same for you guys’ too. gives each watch to her family Now see if it works for you guys.

The Solar Opposites pushes the button and it turns them back into their human forms.

Solar Opposites: Whoa!

Human Terry: Hey look, no missing teeth and bald spot. Awesome!

Human Korvo: I always do a I still look so hot! flings his hair

Human Terry: Korvo, honey. You look so faboo in this form.

Human Korvo: D’aw, thanks darling. kiss Terry

Human Yumyulack: Aw man, how come I’m not the same hair color as Korvo?!

Human Korvo: Because, I look hot.

Human Jesse: turns her blond hair back and forth Sure is great to have these girlies features back.

The Solar Opposites and Janiz then presses the buttons on their watches and turns back to normal.

Janiz: Okay fam, let’s these forms for safety reasons. Who know’s what would happen if someone recognize you four as the Ultra Opposites.

Korvo: The darling big sis of mine is right. We must use their forms for good for civilian identities! You sure we can handle this?

Yumyulack: Fuck yeah!

Jesse: You bet!

Terry: Absolutely! thumbs up

Suddenly, they notice Miss Frankie coming to a group of people at a cafe with posters saying, “Down With The Ultra Opposites”

Yumyulack: Oh my God. Miss Frankie, have you lost your mind?!

Jesse: Oh no! She must’ve figure out our secret identities!

Korvo: Don’t worry, I’m on it!

Korvo transforms into Legendary Super Shlorpian as he transforms into his Super Shlorpian Form and flies to the cafe to stop Miss Frankie as Terry kept blushing and sighing lovingly at his husband as he smiles. Later, Miss Frankie got the cafe and she got out a megaphone and it beeps.

Miss Frankie: Citizens! Stay away from the Ultra Opposites! They are monsters! I knew who they are! They are nothing but super frauds! Don’t go anywhere near them again!

Citizens: Huh? What? But why? They’re heroes?!

Randall: Wh-what?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: offscreen Stop!

Citizens: looks up Huh?

Legendary Super Shlorpian flies down and lands as he turns back into his normal Shlorpian self.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Don’t listen to her! She’s lying! It’s okay! You can trust us! We’re heroes, remember?!

Miss Frankie: Don’t listen to this Super Fraud! He’s the one who’s lying! It’s time you all learn!

Legendary Super Shlorpian gives a death stare at Miss Frankie as a song starts.

Miss Frankie: Let this be a warning. Your safety is at stake. Better protect your families. Ancient enemies awake. The monsters are among us. Ya never know who you can trust. If you only knew what's coming. I think you'd be on the run!

Dark Chorus: You should be afraid, look out for yourself. You should be afraid, look out for yourself

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: When we believe we are stronger. We can come out of the shadows. Hate only fuels the fire. We come up, rise high. You don't know what you don't know

Chorus: (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know. (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know

Miss Frankie: I've got scars to prove it. They don't know what they're doing. This magic, they abuse it. And we're all gonna end up losing

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, look out for yourself. You should be afraid, look out for yourself!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: When we believe we are stronger. We can come out of the shadows. Hate only fuels the fire. We come up, rise high. You don't know what you don't know!

Chorus: (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know. (oh-wha-oh-oh-oh-wha-oh). You don't know what you don't know

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid when you sleep at night. You should be afraid of the deadly cry. You should be afraid, yeah ya know I'm right. Never safe, never safe, never safe here

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, better run and hide

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (Wait, you don't need to hide)

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid here of the Ultra Opposites

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (You are safe with the Ultra Opposites)

Miss Frankie: You should be afraid, yeah ya know I'm right

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: (You don't have to be afraid)

Miss Frankie: Never safe, never safe, never safe here!

As the song ends, Randall stands up and walks towards Miss Frankie.

Miss Frankie: Well?

Randall: No.

Miss Frankie: No what?!

Randall: No! The Ultra Opposites are heroes! They have saved so many lives! They saved the city from Ophelia! They even rescued a teenage boy! They are good guys!

Sonya: I agree! These Ultra Opposites are heroes! Electra is my favorite!

Woman Citizen #1: I agree! These Ultra Opposites are amazing!

Daryl’s Dad: These guys saved my son! They are amazing!

Woman Citizen #2: These alien heroes are the real deal!

Man Citizen: Praise the Ultra Opposites!

The citizens started cheering as Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles and Miss Frankie growls.

Miss Frankie: ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING RIGHT NOW?! You are gonna take one second to think of these monsters as heroes?! You’ve all gone fucking crazy! Head my warning all of you! You will regret this one day!

Miss Frankie walks off as the citizens watch.

Randall: Don’t listen to him L.S.S., you and your family are real her-

But then, Legendary Super Shlorpian is gone.

Randall: -Oes? Huh? There he goes again.

Legendary Super Shlorpian, in his Super Shlorpian form flies back to his house as his family runs up to him.

Terry: Did it work?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yep!

The family cheered. Suddenly, Terry started feel a headache and notices his eyes flashing orange, so he put on sunglasses. He looks back up in worry. His family wasn’t paying attention because they are overjoyed.

Janiz: This is wonderful news! We must get going. But first, something for Pupa.

Pupa gasp in joy. Later, Randall and the citizens were busy, until they notice Miss Frankie walking by, much to their annoyance as they groan in annoyance.

Randall: Now what do you want?!

Miss Frankie: I want to show you proof, proof that-

Human Terry: offscreen The Ultra Opposites would never hurt anyone.

The citizens turned and then see the human Solar Opposites, now with an human Pupa, and human Janiz walking by. A dumbfounded Miss Frankie froze in shock as she gasp in horror.

Human Janiz: Is there anything wrong, sir?

Randall look closely and grow surprised by the Solar Opposites’ human forms as he grow shock yet amazed.

Randall: whispering No way, Korvo? Guys? Why are you?

Human Korvo: whispering Long story. talks normally Is there anything wrong?

Daryl’s Mom: Hell yeah there is! Miss Frankie is making our favorite heroes look like fools!

Miss Frankie: Are you kidding? Those fucking humans over here are the Ultra Opposites!

Human Solar Opposites: gasp

Randall: figuring out what is happening here No they aren’t. These must be new neighbors.

Citizens: Huh? Whuh? What?! Really?! I had no idea we got new neighbors.

Human Terry: Oh yeah. The Solars moved. Must want to have a new home on another planet.

Citizens: Aw. Sure gonna miss them. Yeah. They have been great neighbors. They made be sci-fi assholes, but they will always be our sci-fi assholes, wherever they are. Yeah. Goodbye Solars.

Randall: Yeah, sure gonna miss them. winks at the human Solar Opposites

Miss Frankie: What?! You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Daryl walks and then see the human Solar Opposites and human Janiz. He grow surprised and then notices Yumyulack’s boots and easily recognizes his boyfriend and his family in their human forms. Human Yumyulack waves at his boyfriend as Daryl smiles back.

Human Korvo: Seriously? Do we look like your old alien neighbors?

Citizens: No. Uh-Uh. No way man. How could she say that? That is very sick! Fuck you, Frankie!

Miss Frankie: Oh come on. That’s not fair! groans in annoyance; towards human Korvo You! Been! Warned!

Miss Frankie walks off in a huff as the human Solar Opposites watched her.

Kevin: Sorry about Miss Frankie. She’s just being a total paranoid dick. Why don’t we show you around?

Human Korvo: I think that would be wonderful. notices Terry with sunglasses Um, Terry? Y’know it’s sunset, right?

Human Terry: Oh uh… you see… Korvo takes off Terry’s glasses, but his eyes are normal Don’t look at me! I’m hideous.

Human Korvo: D’aw! I think you still look beautiful to me. kisses his husband

Terry looks at his eyes through a mirror’s reflection and sighs in relief.

Human Jesse: Yep. That’s our dad. Being his usual normal self.

Human Yumyulack: Uh-huh?

Kevin’s Wife: That’s strange. You have the same names as our alien neighbors.

Ms. Perez: D’aw all names are the same. to human Korvo What’s your name, by the way?

Human Korvo: Uh, um… looks at an ad of a LGBTQ+ fashion model named Korey Liamsane Korey! Korey Opposites.

Human Terry, Human Yumyulack, Human Jesse and Human Janiz: Yep. Uh-huh. That’s his name. That’s my husband for you.

Ms. Perez: What a lovely name. Are these your family right there?

Human Korvo: Yep. This is my husband Terry, our son “Baxter Cool”, our sweet daughter Jesse, my sister Janice…

Janice: Hmm? Really? Another Janice? Hooray!

Human Korvo: And our baby… uh… Pepsi!

The human citizens then sees human Pupa, who strangely took the form a human toddler girl with pigtails that has beady hair bows on it and a pair of toddler-clothes which consist a toddler-size t-shirt with a rainbow with a pony on it and a pair of toddler shots on him.

Human Terry: whispering; to Janiz Why is the Pupa’s human form a girl?

Janiz: whispering; to Terry Beats me.

Sonya: Your hair looks loose Mr. Opposites. Here, let me type it up, to make you feel better.

Sonya ties up Korvo’s long blond hair into a ponytail as Korvo grows surprise by he began to like it because it has an emerald on the bow.

Human Korvo: Why thank you young lady.

Sonya: giggles You’re welcome.

Randall: Come on, let’s show go our new neighbors around. And tell them about our heroes!

Human Yumyulack: whispering Nice going big guy. pats human Korvo on the back

Human Jesse: whispering You did it Korvo! Now the whole town loves us more than ever

Human Janiz: whispering Nice going little brother.

Human Terry: whispering Looks like my hero earned himself something. fiddles his fingers on Korvo’s stomach as Korvo chuckles after being smitten Be sure to bring your super Shlorpian form.

Human Korvo: whispering Sure will, darling.

Human Korvo and Human Terry kiss. Then, Human Janice hands Human Pupa over to human Korvo as she and the rest of the family walk with the human citizens.

Human Pupa: giggling

Human Korvo: We did it Pupa! This is really it! From this day forward, this should be a safe city. A city of truth.

Human Pupa smiles at human Korvo. However, unknown to everyone, Ophelia watched the whole thing from her crystal ball and she was given a great idea as she grins evilly.

Ophelia: Interesting. Looks like the Ultra Opposites have met their match! Luckily, I already have a plan. looks at the glowing black orb piece in her hand as she laughs evilly

Back with Miss Frankie, she walked into her house as she rips apart a top article on a newspaper about the Ultra Opposites as she sighs on a couch.

Ophelia: Rejections hurt, Miss Frankie! Miss Frankie turns to face herYour talents deserve to be recognized! The Ultra Opposites' reign has gone on long enough. It's time for Earth to have a new hero, and the hero on my chessboard is you.

Miss Frankie: Fuck you! You’re a supervillain! If I had super power I'd-

Ophelia: puts up her hand and interrupts You're right, but I did it for one reason only. So that you would finally realize that the Ultra Opposites have always been the real enemies. I, however, always keep my promises. shows her the glowing black orb piece in her hand

Miss Frankie: This isn't real! How do you have it?

Ophelia: Try it and see for yourself. You hate the Ultra Opposites and so do I, you've hated their fucked up guts, and what has these people have done for you in return? 

Miss Frankie: gets angry Nothing! They couldn't care less about me! I'm done with these heroes making a fool out of me. It’s time these filthy fucking superhero aliens go down once and for all! reaches out to grab the black orb piece, then stops I want you to make sure my boyfriend doesn’t see me first.

Ophelia: Whatever you say… Shadow Lady.

Miss Frankie: takes the orb as it chooses her and fuses with her body Your loss, Ultra Opposites. laughs evilly

Principal Cooke came and in gasp upon seeing Ophelia and runs into Miss Frankie’s house.

Principal Cooke: Miss Frankie! What’s going on?!

Ophelia: Silence! Heathen!

Ophelia creates a net trap and traps Principal Cooke in it as he screams.

Principal Cooke: Help! Someone help me! Heeeellllpppp!

Later, Miss Frankie appears and the people sees her and runs up to her. Randall, Sonya, Kevin and his family, Daryl and his parents, Janice and Ms. Perez sees them and wonders what’s going on.

Randall: What the?

Miss Frankie: Everyone! It’s time I tell you the truth about the Ultra Opposites! To prove who they really are! They are really monsters! They killed the Solar Opposites! crowd gasp

Randall: What?! No they are not!

Sonya: Yeah. They’re our heroes! Miss Frankie is lying!

Kevin: Leave our heroes alone!

Miss Frankie: See, these people have been hypnotized by them! Psylock brainwashed them!

Crowd: gasp What?! I can’t believe this! I trusted them! How could they?! Yeah.

Daryl’s Mom: That is not true! Miss Frankie is lying! What is the hell is wrong with you?!

Daryl’s Dad: Why are you doing this?!

Daryl: silently gasp; whispers Yumyulack!

Janice: Why are you doing this?!

Ms. Perez: Yeah! They’re a family!

Miss Frankie: They are lying! They are nothing but monsters!

Randall: No they aren’t. They’re not monsters, Frankie! You are!

Crowd: gasp

Miss Frankie: groans in annoyance See these fools are crazy! Just like the Ultra Opposites! They must be destroyed!

Randall, Kevin and his family, Sonya and her parents, Daryl and his family, Janice and Ms. Perez gasp in horror once Miss Frankie starts singing:

Miss Frankie: The heroes will make off with your children! He'll come after them in the night!

Randall: No!

Miss Frankie: We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on my wall! I say we kill the Opposites!

Mob: Kill them!

Man 1: We're not safe until they’re dead

Man 2: They’ll come stalking us at night

Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!

Man 3: They’ll wreak havoc on our village if we let them wander free

Miss Frankie: So it's time to take some action, boys It's time to follow me! Through the mist, through the woods Through the darkness and the shadows It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride Say a prayer, then we're there At the drawbridge of a castle And there's something truly terrible inside It's a beast! He’s got fangs, razor sharp ones! Massive wings, killer claws for the feast Hear him roar! See him foam! But we're not coming home 'til he and his family are dead Good and dead! Kill the Opposites!

Realizing their beloved heroes are in trouble, Daryl’s parents turn to Daryl.

Daryl’s Mom: Daryl! Quick! Go warn the Ultra Opposites! They’re in big trouble!

Daryl: I will! quietly Hang in there Yumyulack, I’m coming

As Daryl runs off to warn his boyfriend and his family, the mob grabs the people who support the Ultra Opposites as they screamed.

Randall: No! I won't let you do this!

Miss Frankie: If you're not with us, you're against us. Bring these people!

Ms. Perez: Get your hands off me!

Miss Frankie: We can't have them running off to warn the aliens! traps Ms. Perez, Sonya and her parents, Randall, Kevin and his family and Daryl’s parents

Sonya: Let us out!

Miss Frankie: We'll rid the town of the Ultra Opposites! Who's with me?

Male Mob Member #1: I am!

Female Mob Member #1: I am!

Male Mob Member #2: I am!

Mob: Light your torch! Launch your arrows!

Miss Frankie: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

Mob: We're counting on her to lead the way! Through a mist, through a wood Where within a haunted castle Something's lurking that you don't see every day! Those are monsters! One as tall as a mountain We won't rest 'til they’re good and deceased Sally forth! Tally ho! Grab your sword! Grab your bow! Praise the Lord and here we go!

Miss Frankie: We'll lay siege to the house and bring back their heads!

As the mob, the people who support the Ultra Opposites began to worry about their heroes. But, Randall is determined to get out of here.

Randall: I have to warn the Ultra Opposites. They’re in trouble

Sonya: Oh, guys, what are we going to do

Kevin: Now, now, we'll think of something

Back with the mob, they began to charge towards the Opposites house.

Mob: We don't like What we don't understand In fact it scares us And this monster is mysterious at least Bring your guns! Bring your knives! Save your children and your wives We'll save our village and our lives We'll kill the Beast! Back at the Solar Opposites’ house, Yumyulack and Jesse were playing UNO.

Jesse: I knew Korvo would think of something. I knew it was worth it!

Yumyulack: Maybe it would have been better if we just talk to Miss Frankie first, don’t you think. [people shouting]

Jesse: What is that?

Yumyulack: What’s going on?

Jesse: Oh no! An angry mob!

Yumyulack: Invaders!

Jesse: And they Miss Frankie is leading them!

Yumyulack: Warn Terry and Korvo! If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. Who's with me? Jesse transforms into Electra Hey! transforms into Psylock Back outside

Miss Frankie: Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the heroes are mine! Castleware: Hearts ablaze Banners high We go marching into battle Unafraid although the danger just increased Mob: Raise your flag! Sing the song! Here we come, we're fifty strong And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong Let's kill the Beast!

Jesse/Electra: Pardon me, Aunt Janiz.

Janiz: Leave me in peace.

Jesse/Electra: But sir, our house is under attack!

Mob: Kill the Aliens! Kill the aliens! Mob: Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens!

Jesse/Electra: What shall we do, Aunt Janiz?

Janiz: It doesn't matter now. Just go warn your dads.

Mob: Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens! Kill the aliens!

Back with the two aliens husbands, Terry and Korvo, in his super Shlorpian form, are having sex in their bedroom.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: You have been very very naughty! You bad boy!

Terry: Oh, please! Punish me you slut! Oooh!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Oh yeah. You damn dirty bitch! How does it make you feel?

Terry: So good! Yeah oh ho! Korvy, call me names! Call me a slutty mailman!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: Dirty man! Bad boy whore! Sexy Hulu Bitch! Ooooohhhh yyyeaaahh!

Korvo then fells on Terry as they two began to cuddle, but then, they heard the mob coming towards their house. Korvo turns back into his normal self as he and Terry grow alarmed.

Korvo: What the hell is going on?

Terry: I dunno but it ruined sexy time...

Suddenly, Terry began to held his head as he started to groan in pain. Korvo looks at Terry in concern.

Korvo: Terry! Oh my God! Are you okay?

Terry: Yeah. I'm fine

Korvo: A-Are you sure-

Terry: voice suddenly gets distorted; snapping I SAID I'M FINE!

Korvo gasp and starts to shed tears. Terry then becomes terrified as he realizes what he just said to his husband.

Terry: I-I’m sorry I didn’t mean- ugh! puts his hands on his head in frustration

Korvo: Hey hey hey. It’s okay. I should’ve never ask that, I’m so sorry.

Korvo rubs Terry’s head softly. But then…

Jesse: knocking on the door; offscreen Guys! You two better transform and help us!

Korvo and Terry gasp, look at each other and nod in determination as they transformed into Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare. The two alien husbands head downstairs as they see Yumyulack and Jesse, who have transformed already transform into Psylock and Electra, trying to block the door.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Jesus! What is happening today?!

Jesse: I don't know but I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Then; Janiz, who is holding Pupa, Aisha and Eva came down as they grow shock and horrified by the angry mob arriving at their house.

Janiz: Guys! What the fuck is happening?!

EVA: Is that an angry mob?!

AISHA: What the fuck did you guys do now?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Nothing! We didn’t even hurt these people! Why the fuck are they attacking us?!

Solar Flare then held his head again as he started to scream and cry out. The family gasp as Legendary Super Shlorpian rushes over to his husband in concern.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Holy shit! Terry, I think we have to get to the Hospital!

Terry/Solar Flare: breathing in and out But but, I’ll be fine!

Yumyulack/Pslylock: I’m sorry Terry, but Korvo so right! You might be sick or something!

Jesse/Electra: Yeah! I think it’s best if Janiz scan you first!

Janiz: I’m on it!

Janiz gets out the body scanner and starts to get some details on what is happening to Terry, but then an arrow came and destroy the scanner before Janiz could see anything as the family screams in horror.

Janiz: Oh fuck! The scanner’s destroyed!

Terry/Solar Flare: Guys, it’s gonna be okay. groans

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: No! It’s not okay! Terry, you’re in trouble! We must get you to the hospital!

Terry/Solar Flare: But guys… screams in pain as his eyes starts flashing orange

Jesse/Electra: Please Terry!

The mob began to break in the Ultra Opposites screamed.

AISHA: Oh shit! A new hell hole!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ultra Opposites! Scatter!

The Ultra Opposites manage to ran to the backyard as they split off into different directions. Legendary Super Shlorpian transforms into his super Shlorpian as he carries Terry. He suddenly hears Principal Cooke calling for help with his super sonic hearing.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Holy shit! Principal Cooke! He’s in trouble! We must go save him!

Terry/Solar Flare: Bring us down honey! screams as his head continues to feel the sharp pain

The two husbands fly down to go save Principal Cooke. Meanwhile, unknown to them, two of the orb pieces that is glowing flies up from the ground as it split off. The first one (tan) flies to where Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare are heading the second and last one (blue-green) flies to the right. Meanwhile, Electra is running as she stops to catch her breath.

Jesse/Electra: Why?! Why is everyone trying to hurt us?! What did we do wrong?!

Suddenly, someone approached her as she turns around and gasp. It’s Ophelia!

Ophelia: Got you now you little fucking brat! ties up Electra

Jesse/Electra: screams Yummybear! Korvo! Terry help!

Ophelia teleports with Electra in her grasp. Back with the two superhero husbands, they turn to see Principal Cooke in a net with a blindfold on his head as he struggles to break free.

Principal Cooke: Huh? What’s that? Who is that?! Show yourself?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Principal Cooke! turns back to his normal self along with Korvo It’s us! Terry and Korvo! Let us get you out! feels the sharp pain again as he groans in pain; he then notices his finger turning shadow black as he screams in pain

Korvo: Okay, Terry just sit there and breath. Hang in there.

Terry whimpers as he nods his head in pain. He kept groaning as he began to breath in and out.

Principal Cooke: Aw man, do I have to get rescue by you guys?!

Korvo: deadpan Yes.

Principal Cooke: God damn it!

Korvo cuts the net’s rope with a knife as Principal Cooke as he screams and falls on the floor. Korvo helps him up as Terry finally calms down and the black tips on his fingers dissapear.

Principal Cooke: Uh, is your husband like okay? Or-

Terry: distorted voice; snapping We can’t fucking talk right now! There’s an angry mob that is gonna kill us all! voice turns normal again Sorry.

Korvo: growing concern Terry…

Principal Cooke: Why?! Why are they after you guys?! Where’s Miss Frankie?!

The two alien husbands look at each other sadly and then finally know they have to come clean. It’s they told Principal Cooke.

Terry: Because it’s us. Solar Flare and Legendary Super Shlorpian.

The two aliens transforms into their Ultra Opposites form as Principal Cooke gasp in shock.

Principal Cooke: What?! I-I don’t believe it! You guys are the Ultra Opposites?!

Terry/Solar Flare: … Yes.

Principal Cooke: I don’t believe it. After I’ve been treating you like shit, you still saved me and a lot of people. Why do all this?

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Because, it’s the right thing to do. We save people, even the ones who hate us.

Principal Cooke: But I-I…

Terry/Solar Flare: Look Cooke, I know your life sucked as a child.

Principal Cooke: B-but how…

Terry/Solar Flare: The Replicants told us everything. I am so sorry you got a life you didn’t want. But, it’s not too late. You can trust us. We would never hurt anyone. That’s the truth. We’re in big trouble! We really need your help! You’re the only who trusted us since you first saw me Cooke. I know we had our differences but right now, it’s time we trust each other. And work together to save ourselves. Please Cooke, do you trust us?

Principal Cooke stood in shock and silence and then looks down on his glasses’ reflection, remembering how the Replicants helped him with his childhood issues at the board meeting. He looks then and closes his eyes as he makes a noble decision for the first time in his life.

Principal Cooke: Ultra Opposites… I trust you guys.

Terry/Solar Flare: Thank you.

Suddenly, the tan orb piece appears and it crashes through the window as it fuses with Principal Cooke as he screams. The two alien husbands grow shock as they hadn’t see an orb piece in awhile since they first got their powers.

Terry/Solar Flare: Holy shit! What was that an orb piece?!

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: It must have been here to choose someone. But how?

Principal Cooke: groans as he hold his eyes Ugh… what the hell was that and-

Suddenly, Principal Cooke’s eyes shoot laser eyes as he screams as the laser shoot through the roof.

Terry/Solar Flare: Holy shit! Principal Cooke has laser eyes?!

Principal Cooke: How do you shut these things off?!

With quick thinking, Legendary Super Shlorpian grabs a pair of glasses and puts them on Principal Cooke’s face. As he stopped screaming, Principal Cooke looks down in shock.

Principal Cooke: Laser eyes?! But how, I don’t have any-

Principal Cooke then starts flying as he grow amazed by his new super abilities.

Principal Cooke: Hey look! I’m flying! This is awesome! But oh shit. I can’t tell Miss Frankie. She’ll flip the fuck out.

Terry/Solar Flare: Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll understand once we-

Solar Flare then feels the pain in his head again as he began to kneel down.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh no Terry! Cooke! We have to hurry! Solar Flare might be in sick or something! We have to get to my sister before-

Suddenly, Ophelia appears laughing evilly as the three men gasp in horror.

Ophelia: Going somewhere?!

Principal Cooke: Uh, who are you?!

Ophelia: Ophelia! Empress Ophelia! And it’s too late now! You three are trapped!

Ophelia uses her powers to create an emerald cage around Solar Flare, Legendary Super Shlorpian and Principal Cooke as they gasp in horror.

Principal Cooke: You bastard! What have you done to my girlfriend?!

Terry/Solar Flare: Uh Cooke, there’s something you should know-

Ophelia: Oh don’t worry. grabs his face She has been taken care off!

Principal Cooke: Stay away from her, you fucking bitch!

Ophelia punches Cooke to the ground as Legendary Super Shlorpian helps him up and transforms into his super shlorpian form.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You won’t get away with this Ophelia! We have get out of here! There is a mob-

Ophelia: Oh I know! Which is why I created it!

Terry/Solar Flare: What?! It was you?! You did this?! You’re a fucking psycho! feels the sharp pain in his head again as he starts to breath in and out

Ophelia: Oh, what’s the matter Solar Flare? Super power headaches?

Solar Flare growls as his eyes began to turn orange and he slashed Ophelia’s face as he gasp once his eyes turn back to normal. Ophelia chuckles evilly.

Ophelia: Well, that didn’t scare me. So long.

Ophelia teleports away and Solar Flare began to have a panic attack.

Principal Cooke: Oh shit! He doesn’t look good to me!

Terry/Solar Flare: screams in pain as he starts crying and tears burst from his eyes

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: runs to his husband and puts his arms around him as he soothes him by the back and kiss him on the cheek Shh, It’s okay sweetheart, I’m here.

Solar Flare cries into Legendary Super Shlorpian’s chest as Principal Cooke looks sadly at them.

Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Don’t worry Terry, we’ll find Janiz and figure out this condition. I promise.

Legendary Super Shlorpian kiss Solar Flare’s forehead as he continues to cry. Back with Psylock, he tries to look for Daryl and then he sees Daryl running towards him.

Daryl: Babe!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Daryl! flies up to him and kisses him Are you hurt?! Did they get you?!

Daryl: No, but listen! I need to tell you something, I-

Yumyulack/Psylock: Don’t worry, we can talk about this later-

Daryl: Babe, no don’t! It’s dangerous! You don’t understand-

Yumyulack/Psylock: I got this! flies to Frankie and the mob

Daryl: Babe!

Psylock appears as the mob gasp.

Yumyulack/Psylock: Miss Frankie! Stop this! Stop this right now!

Miss Frankie: Got you now!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Have you lost your mind?! Your hatred of us has gone too far! Why are you doing this!

Miss Frankie: Well, you don’t know how much I’ve been through. You have no idea what my life is like! To the treated like shit and left alone!

Yumyulack/Psylock: Wh-what?!

Miss Frankie: It’s too late now! Mob!

Daryl: running up to Psylock No! Don’t!

The mob grabs Psylock and Daryl and throws them in a cage as the two boyfriends scream. They then got up and gasp as the mob drives the cart.

Miss Frankie: Now follow me! To find the other Ultra Opposites!

As the Mob carries the cart Psylock and Daryl are in, Psylock looks hopelessly at the mob.

Yumyulack/Psylock: No….

TO BE CONTINUED

[prinzunderground]

Mack produkt

I’ll probably do silver star and Voltron later… but don’t hold me to it lol

[underthetree845]

Hello! You've been tagged! You don't have to do anything if you don't want to, but if you'd like, list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Learn to know your mutuals and followers!

—

i hope you're having a wonderful week so far, april! 🩵

Aw hey Mack! This week has been kind of a rollercoaster (emotionally, assignment-wise), but I know it’ll be okay as long as I don’t give up. 😊

Thank you for sending this! (In no order) five things that make me happy are:

1.) Sharing food, especially food I’ve made. I often cook for my family, and I get happy whenever I see someone eating something I made in the fridge. I also like providing for my friends at school or for someone who’s starving because they forgot their lunch. Even if I didn’t make it, sharing food is something I like doing. I always appreciate when it’s done for me. My grandma is by far the best cook in our family, I also feel a small sense of pride and joy when she compliments what I make.

2.) Playing piano. Even if I procrastinate practicing, a very unique feeling flutters in my chest when the melody is flowing just right and I get to sit there and just make music.

3.) Ranting about my favorite characters/stories. I’m one for character analysis and stuff like that, I latch very hard onto things that interest me, so when someone gets excited with me or even just listens when they have no idea what I’m talking about, it means a lot.

4.) Interacting with little kids. I’ve babysat before, I have a little sister, I enjoy taking care of people, I know it isn’t always easy, but the highs are worth the lows when caring for children, in my opinion :)

5.) Staying up late. I find it therapeutic. It’s quiet, no inhibitions, no expectations.

[lucyhenleyon8tracks]

put this Robert Preston playlist together because the “This is Robert Preston” Spotify playlist is computer generated trash ✌️

[durtyreggae]

“Guns for show; knives for a pro.”

[star-dust-shark]

Guys I might be a fictionkin

[vanilla-ending]

Mack and the Captain having sodas for lunch instead of actual food and stressing Mark out bc they Always end up with headaches at best or passing out at worst!! Why are they like this!! He has to coax them to eat bc one gets too fixated in other shit and doesn’t have the appetite, and the other just doesn’t care to have more than the bare minimum when he needs to work- bringing them extra bits of food from his tray and trying to nudge it towards them- pls eat he worries about them so much-