#coodiful

[chloesimaginationthings]

"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie

[urbanfashionsense]

Netflix won't remove Kanye Jeen-Yuhs Documentary, Coodie & Chike own it.

[readychilledwine]

Hi, I would like to begin by saying that your writing is amazing and I love your works. I would like to make a request. Reader and Eris are friends that secretly crush on each other. The night before Eris' birthday, reader takes him to a fancy restaurant and surprises him with a birthday celebration there. Reader brings Eris to her home and gifts him but he tells her she's his favourite gift and the Reader is shook aghhhhhhhh then you can continue it however you want with fluff or 🔥.

I had a short piece similar to this in my WIPS. With some love, time, and adjustments, I kind of made a middle ground between the two!

Always Been Yours

Summary - After Beron decides to trap you in the Forest House, you are still determined to make Eris's birthday special.

Warning - implied smut towards the end, mentions of Beron controlling reader a little

The moment Eris laid eyes on you at his 5th birthday celebration, he began to believe in love.

At that tender age, he had never seen a female who had the grace and kindness to rival his mother, nor whose laugh made his stomach feel like he was about to throw up at any second. Plus, you were pretty. You were Lady Autumn pretty. And young Eris knew he could make you Lady Autumn.

The feeling was mutual. You found the young lordling charming, funny, and kind of cute for someone who definitely had coodies. The two of you spent the night dancing, consuming too much sugar, and running from the grownups together.

That childhood infatuation turned to teen tensions quickly when you both grew and aged together. Countless stolen moments and glances had the heir absolutely hooked. You were shy, while he was bold, and you hid that crush from him so well. Oftentimes causing the heir to wonder if he was alone in how he felt.

But none of that truly mattered, you were his first love, his only love, and Eris, in an irrational and dangerous decision, made the choice to show you that when you two first become adults. He tracked you down one night after a hard fight with his father, a bottle of wine and two glasses in hand, and took you to his chambers. You haven't left them since almost 200 years later.

Marriage to Eris was not easy. Beron was constantly a wedge between you two, causing small fights, pushing buttons you hadn't even known you had until becoming his daughter in law, using you to push buttons Eris prayed wouldn't cause him to try to execute his father before he was truly prepared and ready.

In those chambers, though, your marriage and making chambers, there was no Beron, to war, no duties, no obligations. There was only love, burning passion, and emotional understanding. There was only the two of you.

You stood checking your dress in the mirror one more time. The red velvet clung to every curve, the open neckline would give him a peek of two of his favorite parts of your body, and it hugged your waist so tightly you looked like the hourglass he kept on his office table.  You had curled your long hair, allowing it to fall freely down your exposed back, and accessorized it with the golden leaf shaped hair pins Eris had given you for your 16th birthday.  You looked stunning, you felt stunning. 

You moved to the table for two you had asked the staff to bring in, setting it to perfection as you added the food to the center and opened his favorite bottle of red to allow the wine to aerate. You had the kitchen prepare his favorite. Rabbit stew, fresh baked rolls, apple pecan side salad, and pumpkin pie. 

All of this for his birthday. His 505th birthday, you smiled to yourself. All of this to not only celebrate him, but to celebrate the now 500 years you two have known each other.

You had planned more hoping to take him out to a restaurant in the Night Court and spend a weekend away in the cabin you two shared, but after the run in with Koschei and the mortal queen, Eris wanted to keep you here. Beron may have been a vain male, but he was not stupid. He would not allow harm to come your way in his home for fear it would make him look weak. You adjusted the many presents from yourself and your friends on the separate table, smiling as you stepped back. 

Everything was perfect. Just absolutely perfect.

You lit the candles, setting the ambience in the room, and lowered the fae lights before staring at the clock out of nerves. Right on time, the door handle twisted. "My love, you will not believe who.." Eris trailed off, eyes locking on you before studying the room. "What is this?"

"Happy birthday."

"Y/n, dearest you did not have to do all of this." Eris set the reports down. Looking around the room. He paused, his nose sniffing the air. "You spoil me."

You walked to him, placing your hands on his warm chest. He brought his own warm hands to yours before leaning down to kiss you. "I had the kitchen make your favorites." Eris chuckled as he gave you another gentle kiss. "And there's presents."

He held your hand, pulling you to the table. "Sit," you commanded gently. You took the empty wine glass in front of him, pouring the aged Autumn Court Pinot Noir into the glass and setting it down for him before moving to serve him. 

You had not served Eris a meal since your mating ceremony many years ago. His father typically ensured you two ate with the rest of the family, thus allowing the High Lord control of your food intake. 

Eris was watching you, his eyes beginning to burn into your dress, wondering if you were hiding something pretty for him to bite and rip off underneath. 

Your love language, he quickly learned was gifts and acts of service. His was physical touch and time.

And Gods was he taking his time undressing you with his eyes. You felt your face flushing as you finished setting the food in front of him before serving yourself. "You look delectable, y/n."

You tucked a strand of hair behind your ear, feeling that flush deepening under his gaze. "Thank you, husband." He smirked. 

Years. Years has passed and he still gave you butterflies. He still made your hands shake and nervous. Years had passed and you still had a crush on your husband.

You two ate with your fingers laced together over the table, small twinned smiles on your faces as you spoke about his day and recent Court gossip. 

He helped you clear the table, summoning servants to take everything but the wine and the pie as you began to move him to the couch in front of where all the presents sat. "Those aren't the gifts I'd like to unwrap right now, dearest," hands found your hips, squeezing them softly. Eris leaned in, kissing the exposed skin of your shoulder and neck. 

You sunk into him, sighing as you exposed more of your neck. "But Er, there's so many good ones this year."

He grabbed your chin gently, turning your face and leaning to ensure you two were making eye contact. "My favorite gift has always and will always be you, y/n." He pulled you into him, turning you in his arms as he placed a heated kiss on your lips. "You would not deprived the birthday boy of the gift in the prettiest wrapping, would you, darling?"

You shook your head, "Never."

"Let me show you how much I love you," he kissed your wrist, "how I adore you," a a kiss on your collarbone, "and much I love this pretty little dress." 

The butterflies set in. The butterflies he had given you since you were little. The butterflies stayed as you two kept the romance, crushes, and desire burning so brightly it could have lit every hearth and warmed every home in the realm. 

Eris walked you backwards across the room, kissing you as his hands unlaced the dress, and lifting you as he felt it start to fall. 

"So beautiful. Now, spread your legs like a good girl and give me my favorite birthday treat."

[copiertrash]

kiddie, coodie, cudder, call this number now 📞

[cavikitties]

✂️ ꒰"Kiddie, coodie, cudder, call this number now !!" /lyr꒱

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🪓 ₊ ⊹ 🩸 OC is mine ^_^ Lub u Bongo !! ⋆★｡

[thefrogking0-0]

i am devastated.

i can no longer exchange small talk regarding my shity signture and the heavey boxes with the delivery guy

for he has been replaced

who now shall i secretly pine after like some giddy school boy afraid to get coodies from his crush

[sinsandsuccubus]

Meet the Harlow’s - Masterlist

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Sage Harlow

Jack Harlow

Y/N Harlow

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Blurbs

The First Day: Sage’s First Day at School.

Ew, Coodies: Sage catches a cold.

Nasty Nee-Nee: Sage really doesn't like Neelam.

Step by Step: Sage takes her first steps!

Monster’s Inc.: Sage = Boo

Pregnancy Cravings: Peanut butter chicken?

The Grinch: Bullies suck.

The Tooth Fairy: Sage loses her first tooth!

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#Married

I’M A MOTHER. NO DRAMA

The Boy is Mine

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

Talking about a magical fae item

Lia: I'm not using it on you. I'd never do something like that to you.

Jack: But can I trust that? Maybe you wouldn't, but 'you' might

Lia: Then take the damn thing!

Jack: And get fae coodies, no thanks.

Lia: You're a fucking idiot.

-Black Clover DnD

[spock-smokes-weed]

I’m watching the haunting of hill house and finally some good fucking food.

I love lesbians. I love lesbians, especially well written lesbians that don’t kiss women like they have coodies

[dorkwalf]

Kade is the first born

Kade liked to fallow his dad around

Charlie used to carry him on his shoulder

Kade uses to chase squirrels

Kade also use to stand on top of the old police car

Kade always wanted to hold his dads hands

Kade would cuddle with his dad when they watched movies

Kade believed in coodies

He alway found food somehow

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

💕

Anon coodies!

[urbanfashionsense]

JEEN-YUHS FILMMAKERS COODIE SIMMONS AND CHIKE OZAH SIT DOWN FOR A CONVERSATION ON CREATIVITY AT THE KENNEDY CENTER IN D.C. WITH CULTURAL FILM PRODUCER MIMI VALDES [Urban Fashion Sense Exclusive]

[toujokaname]

Raindrop-covered Show Window / Episode 2

Author: Nishioka Maiko

Characters: Souma, HiMERU, Ibara

"Saegusa-dono, why me...?"

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Season: Winter

Location: Meeting Room

Souma: "Disupu"...? What did you say?

HiMERU: Are you referring to display design? It involves coordinating show windows and exhibition spaces in stores and such, based on a specific concept.

Souma: "Shou"...? "Coodi"...?[1]

Agh...! Attacking someone who struggles with western words with a barrage of incomprehensible terms... "Himeru"-dono, that is far too ruthless!

I've been getting used to western words recently, but I wish you wouldn't impose such a daunting ordeal on me so abruptly!

HiMERU: Not at all... HiMERU didn't intend to attack you in any way...

Ibara: Allow me to break it down further for Kanzaki-shi's sake. Outside the store, there will be a glass window where the products are displayed.

Display design is the process of decorating the inside of that glass window with clothing, ornaments, and other items.

You can think of it as the skillful combination of colors, shapes, and materials.

Souma: Huh... I understand the meaning of "disupurei dezain" now, but it sounds a tad challenging...

Huh?! W-Wait a minute! Are you saying I've been tasked with the job of "disupurei dezain"?!

Ibara: Yes. I will now provide you with more details. For the time being, please take a look at this.

HiMERU: This is—

Ibara: This is the script of the program. To briefly explain its contents, the performers will create art, poetry, and so on, using their personal sense of taste.

Then, professionals and passers-by will evaluate their work, pitting them against each other in a voting contest... Well, it's a typical variety show.

HiMERU: —Of course, HiMERU is well aware. It's a popular prime-time broadcast and the TV station's signature program.

Souma: Ohh, so it was that program. I know it as well. I had a chance to watch it with everyone in the dormitory. I enjoyed the episodes on haiku and nihonga[2].

Ibara: If that's the case, let's get straight to the point.

I would like to ask both HiMERU-shi and Kanzaki-shi to appear on the program, which will be a showdown of show window display designs.

Souma: But why "disupurei dezain"...? That program covers other subjects such as poetry, cooking, and etiquette. Why would you choose the one I'm the most unrelated to...?

Ibara: I understand your bewilderment, Kanzaki-shi, but I strongly urge you to accept this offer.

HiMERU: Hm. You're being quite pushy. Is there a reason?

Ibara: Yes. This offer comes directly from the producer of the program, who is highly respected in the industry. I don't want to cause them any inconvenience if possible.

I have a good relationship with that producer, and they approached me personally for this opportunity.

HiMERU: —Aah, is that so. That's why the deputy director is explaining it to us. I was wondering why Kanzaki-san, who is from a different agency, was here too.

Ibara: Well, it is rare. The P-Association usually handles most of the offers made to ES.

Souma: Saegusa-dono, why me...?

Of course, I will do my utmost if I am to appear, but this is not my field of expertise, and I don't think it would even be a competition to begin with.

"Himeru"-dono aside, when a seemingly unrelated request is made to me, I cannot help but suspect there's an ulterior motive behind it.

Ibara: Oh, there's no need to worry about that. There are absolutely no ulterior motives. Furthermore, I have no intention of deceiving Kanzaki-shi, so please rest assured.

As you may know, HiMERU-shi has been sweeping fashion magazine covers and features, and is what can be called a trendsetter.

And Kanzaki-shi is someone outside the realm of trends.

Souma: Outside the realm of "torendosu"...?

Ibara: Trends are complex. You could describe them as a double-edged sword...

Most people have a grasp of trends to some extent. What do you think would happen if you put those kinds of people together?

Souma: Hmm... They would all exude a sophisticated atmosphere? Or rather, they would all be visually appealing...

HiMERU: On the other hand, they would all leave the same impression on the audience. —That's what it means, isn't it?

Ibara: Exactly. Trends are not about diversity. They represent what is most mainstream at the moment.

There may be good or bad taste, and you could even broaden the trend categories, but the foundation will remain the same.

And that wouldn't be interesting at all. That is why Kanzaki-shi was selected.

The producer believed that Kanzaki-shi could create something interesting, akin to a chemical reaction from mixing different things.

Souma: I see. So that's the reason...

Ibara: Indeed. This is a great opportunity. For ES, for "CosPro", and for "Rhythm Link" as well.

Souma: Hmmm...

Ibara: Therefore, I strongly urge the both of you to accept this offer.

HiMERU: —HiMERU doesn't mind. He is honored to be held in such high regard, and there's nothing to complain about in terms of content and scale.

What about you, Kanzaki-san?

Souma: —I fully understand now. I still have many concerns, but I have made up my mind.

Souma: It is an honor to be selected directly by the "purodyuusaa". For Akatsuki and "rizurin"'s sake, I will do my best!

HiMERU was using English loan words in katakana, which Souma repeats in hiragana to indicate his unfamiliarity with them.

Nihonga, literally "Japanese paintings", is a term created to separate traditional Japanese paintings from western-style paintings.

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[whitetrashjj]

Ngl I’m kinda worried Rudy is gonna pull a Penn Badgley (like he did for the show YOU) and refuse to do intimate scenes with Madsion for season 4…

Idk how to answer this without giving ‘the implication’ from iasip energy lol

But obviously he can refuses to do anything. And I can see not getting any steamy scene between jiara as a real possibility as long as Rudy is in that relationship

But I also think there’s only so much he can refuse. And if it’s written to hold hands and kiss and be in love he’s kinda gonna have to do it? Like obviously he has rights to consent and that should be respected. Like that is one of his co-leads, the other half to a major ship on a major show for Netflix, there’s only so much they will take of him being ‘no I can’t get Maddie coodies’ because it’s extremely unprofessional and gives him a bad rep. Countless exes with bad history have sucked it up. There’s no reason he can’t.

And at the end of the day it’s really fucking weird if he’s going to make a big deal or it. But also let it be noted there’s nothing to say that he’s refused anything at this point !

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2022

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Nope (Jordan Peele) in IMAX @ AMC Lincoln Square 13

De Humani Corporis Fabrica (Lucien Castaing-Taylor & Véréna Paravel) @ 60th NYFF

We Met In Virtual Reality (Joe Hunting) @ 2022 Virtual Sundance Film Festival 

The Rehearsal, Season 1 (Nathan Fielder)

All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (Laura Poitras)

TÁR (Todd Field)

Crimes of the Future (David Cronenberg)

Skinamarink (Kyle Edward Ball)

Jackass Forever (Jeff Tremaine)

Aftersun (Charlotte Wells)

Avatar: The Way of Water (James Cameron) in IMAX 3D @ AMC Lincoln Square 13

Artists at the Center: Tiler Peck @ New York City Center (curated by Tiler Peck)

The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg)

Pearl (Ti West)

Decision to Leave (Park Chan-wook)

Blonde (Andrew Dominik)

RRR (S. S. Rajamouli)

The Batman (Matt Reeves)

Liquor Store Dreams (So Yun Um) @ 2022 Tribeca Film Festival

Resurrection (Andrew Semans)

Will-o’-the-Wisp (João Pedro Rodrigues) @ 60th NYFF

Orphan: First Kill (William Brent Bell)

There There (Andrew Bujalski) @ 2022 Tribeca Film Festival

Sharp Stick (Lena Dunham) @ 2022 Virtual Sundance Film Festival 

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