#consultancy office

[vigilskeep]

read my powerpoint boy

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[squiddlysq]

Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well

[hoagster]

come get your slop

[episteme-agape]

Popping back on Tumblr for a hot sec because no one irl that I know can appreciate this but...

MY PROF WORKS FOR MARVEL AS A CONSULTANT FOR ALL THEIR SCIENCE-Y SERUMS!!

She literally told us that she helped to develop what the super soldier serum would be if it actually existed and how it would impact a literal human being to make it more realistic. She also said she developed other things for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and other Marvel works??? But didn't go into detail about all that stuff. I am just LOSING my mind!!

She's going to San Diego Comic Con, Dragon Con, and a few other big cons this year (and goes to them a lot) as a Marvel affiliate scientist and speaks at panels on the works she's done for them

And she just causally dropped this in class and now I am losing my mind

[immensity-to-dream]

au where claw, not yet seeking world domination, is in the business of ousting and punishing fake psychics. suzuki sends serizawa to figure out if reigen's a fraud, but he forgets to factor in the power of gay tendencies. and also its the 1970s.

[unknownsona-stuff]

Kinda offtopic but.some arteeess

[bettingonducks]

Don’t you hate it when your boss is on his deathbed and he turns into a flunky

[crevvington]

what would happen if one were to throw rocks at the lightbulbs?

[segretecose]

i’m so easily influenced by older women especially if i have no fucking clue what they’re talking about i’ll just agree wholeheartedly and do exactly what they tell me to it’s an issue

[strawglicks]

consider adding flint to the deforestation brothers

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[theeminentlyimpractical]

[bringing back unhinged asks culture] if crowley is part snake is aziracrow part beastiality

after discussion with other trusted degenerates, it really comes down to what one considers the crux of bestiality. is it solely engaging in sexual acts with another species, or does it necessarily constitute a crime of morality? considering most societies equate the two (see Lev 18:23), there really isn’t a case for separating them.

but, for the sake of argument: if the former, then yes, BUT I’d argue only if crowley is in full or partial snake form. if the latter, we can assume that snake!crowley and naga!crowley both retain their ability to consent, and it therefore doesn’t hold up as a crime of morality.

weighing both of the above points in equal measure, I would say it is consensual bestiality. bestiality by nature of animal sexual organs being involved, but not morally reprehensible given that the ability to consent is retained.

potentially, all aziracrow is inherently consensual bestiality, as they are another species just taking up residence in a human (or serpentine) corporation. or would that just make them flesh and bone sex mecha? hmm.

[astralfandoms]

we semi-recently realized this and it's so funny to us

[hoagster]

ART DUMP BE UPON YE!!!!!!!! again

[chiprewington]

imagine brute forcing yourself to learn blender just so you can modify toontown models to look more like your vision