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hoagster · 9 months ago
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come get your slop
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conceptrewritten · 7 months ago
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Sketches and thumbnails for the Toonfest 2024 "Under New Management" poster shared by June on Twitter.
You can view the finished version here.
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berris-bloggy-bash · 5 months ago
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Sonic Heroes but uhhh
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supertwist-royalty-ttr · 3 months ago
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Due the start of Inktober/Drawtober season, I would like to show one of my FAVORITE fanarts I haver EVER done:
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It was made for Inktober in 2016, where I drew without a list and did what I liked. You guys don't know how much I LOVE this drawing, because I think I managed their expressions correctly đŸ„č Even if it's not well drawn, I like it a lot :D
I also did another drawing in the same year of the bosses' rivals (Mata, Bumpy and Giggles)
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I hope you have a nice Drawtober season. I'm doubting in joining yet (And if I do, it would be of my original characters and stories) :D
For that reason (In case I join), I decided to create a side Twitter account, where I'll also post my TTR fanarts and interact with the memes (Tumblr will still be the priority btw)
Also, I made a TTR strawpage! Send something nice if you want (SPECIALLY SUPERVISORS HEADCANONS PLEASE)
That's it! And a surprise is coming here, I just have to translate it!
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fryanryin · 2 years ago
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I bought another nft :)
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maturegayman48br · 9 months ago
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vintagegeekculture · 5 months ago
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"Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp" (1970-1971, ABC) was a spy spoof series with only chimpanzees who were given dubbed voices. It was one of the first Saturday Morning shows to have a large budget, and was made by former Get Smart writers. It featured Lance Link, a spy with a Humphrey Bogart imitation voice who was a spy for APE (Agency to Prevent Evil), and his female sidekick, Mata Hairi.
Having a chimpanzee in the cast was a standard feature of live action Saturday Morning shows for some time after this in the 70s (e.g. ARK II).
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vamp1r1cjuggalo · 6 months ago
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Update about the downfall AU?? I love it already, so I must ask.😭
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Hi hi! Yes yes! I’m really glad you like it!
So we do actually a lot of updates! I’ll start off with our status list and then dive into characters!
Status list
Toons:
Flippy: dead rip L
Lord Lowden Clear: Alive, the new mayor
Mata Hairy: Alive, doing well
Good Ol’ Gil Giggles: Alive
Bumpy Bumblebehr: Alive
Rain: Alive and well, chilling with William
Reid Stock: Alive
River: Alive
Barnacle Bessie: Alive
The elders: Alive, old as shit
Timmy: Alive
Rocky: Might be dead, possibly due to an encounter with an odd red cat lawbot
Vinny: Alive but injured, not critically however
Rhapsody: Alive
Moe Zart: Alive, heavily disgruntled
Rose: Alive
Reed: Alive
Coach Zucchini: Dead
Lil Oldman: Alive
Ridge: Alive
Mac Opsys: Alive
Winn Dos: Alive
Elvis Purrsly: Questionable
Ok yeah most of the toons R alive
Cogs:
William: Alive, but fired, bad condition
Buck R.: Alive-ish, stuck in a permafusion w/Dave
Brian: Alive, fired, with Mac and Winn
Alton: Alive
Mary: Alive, on the search for misty, left the company
Misty: Alive but missing
Winston: Alive, very bad condition but alive
Holly: Alive, trying to help finding misty
Prester: questionable
Ben: Alive, forced to stay in the company
Cathal: Alive, the current VP
Allan: Dead, they killed my wife
Belle: Alive
Dave: Alive-ish, stuck in a permafusion w/ Buck
Chris: Alive
Flint: Alive, in the mafia
Cosmo and the inventors: Alive, buisness is kinda going to shit, hence them trying to get more people into the family
The Litigation team: Chimeraed
CLO; Critical condition but alive
Spruce: Alive
Chip: Alive, stuck in override
Craig: Alive
Desmond: A lot better than William that’s for true, Alive
Buck Wilde: Alive
Dana: A bit fucked up mentally but she’s doing ok, propaganda machine
Tawney: Alive
Graham: Alive but kinda starting to not be great mentally and physically L
Thomas: Alive but doin shit mentally
Robert: Alive, doin shit mentally, desperately trying to stand ground
Now for character updates:
Rain and William
William and Rain end up partnering up, the two coming together to survive after William left the company, having to leave for his safety as his age and outdated shell and software led to him beginning to fall apart, not able to withstand battle.
Rain has taken on engineering, to keep him together as best as she can.
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Flint Bonpyre
They join Pluto’s crew officially, mostly out of desperation for a bit more money since repairs and stuff have been more expensive as of late due to the rise in them as well as lack of resources
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Elvis Purrsly
Looking a little more robotic then usual, but it was found out he is alive. Sort of.
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Misty Monsoon
While alive she may be, no one can find them, they’ve gone missing. Though reports have shown heavy and rapid weather changes in certain areas around toontown.
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Mary Anna
Mary quit COGS inc, due to both her heavy concerns for the pollution, how awful everything has been, and to make more time to search for Misty. She has been leading the search for a few months now, but no one has been able to find Misty.
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And that’s all for now folks!
We do have high roller lore but I still need to draw her ack
But yeah! Here are some updates! Thank you for reading!
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mgrfp · 10 months ago
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Lesser Known Monster Types Described
An assemblage of simple summaries. Not a replacement for research!
Ahuizotl. Dog-like lake dweller. Has spikes on back. Seizes victim with hand at end of tail.
Aka-Oni. Cousin of Ao-Oni. Cursed former human. Hulking horned rampager. Has red skin.
Alerion. Large razor-winged bird. Drowns self when offspring hatches.
Almiraj. Analogue of unicorn. Rabbit replaces horse. Chaotic. Feared by almost every animal.
Alp. Elf Dwarf hybridization. Vampiric. Can turn invisible. Paralyzes victim. Powers from magic hat.
Alraun♂ and Alraune♀. Plant human hybridization. Fragrant flowering being. Sometimes rooted sometimes roaming. Sometimes vampiric or cannibalistic sometimes feeds like human.
Anthusa or Flower Nymph. Divine blossom guardian. Life-force bound to flowering plant.
Ao-Oni. Cousin of Aka-Oni. Cursed former human. Hulking horned schemer. Has blue skin.
Arachne or Drider. Spider human combination.
Aura or Wind Nymph. Flying offspring of Boreas. Keeps world cool.
Azeman. Inconspicuous parasite of human. Appears human at day bat at night. Vampiric. Feeds from victim's foot.
Bak. Tall water dweller. Shapeshifter. Identity thief. Powers from magic bag.
Bake-Neko. Cousin of Neko-Mata. Elevated former cat. Sizeshifter and shapeshifter. Prefers ordinary cat form. Feeds on lamp oil.
Barometz or Tartarian Lamb. Plant sheep hybridization. Rooted for part of life-cycle.
Behir or Nathair. Cousin of Dragon. Electricity replaces fire. Has no wings but many legs.
Berserker. Voluntary Werecreature. Raging warrior. Transformation from fungus and animal skin.
Bjarndyrakongur. Analogue of unicorn. Polar bear replaces horse. Wise ruler of bear. Glows.
Boggart. Cousin of Brunaidh. Pernicious prankster. Disappears if secret name spoken.
Brollachan or Boneless. Cousin of Vough. Eldritch jelly blob. Psychovampiric. Shapeshifter. Incapable of proper human speech. Loner.
Bugbear. Cousin of Goblin. Large hairy cave dweller. Sometimes harmless prankster sometimes deadly pillager.
Caladrius. Doctor bird. Lives in sun.
Capelobo. Anteater goat human combination. Vampiric. Stuns victim with shriek.
Cecaelia or Octofolk. Analogue of Merfolk. Octopus replaces fish.
Cherufe. Fiery underground being. Shapeshifter. Skin always hot and rocky. Manages geo-phenomena.
Chiruwi. Mysterious being. Like human cut lengthwise. Powerful potioneer.
Culebre. Variety of Dragon. Powerful magic user. Has wings but no legs. Cruel enemy of Xana.
Dingbat. Deer owl combination. Sounds like horse. Harmless prankster.
Draugr or Aptrgangr. Undead former human. Corpse self-reanimated to commit revenge. Eyes always blue. Deanimated when mission accomplished.
Dullahan. Undead former human. Has detachable head.
Efreeti♂ and Efreetah♀. Variety of Genie. Fiery enemy of Djinn. Bound to place instead of item.
Enra-Enra. Smoke being. Frightening but harmless.
Erchitu. Cursed former human. White bull with flaming horns. Brings bad fortune.
Ettin. Cousin of Troll. Giant tormenter of human. Uncivilized. Can have more than one head.
Fext or Matoha. Undead former human. Almost indestructible incorruptible corpse. Sometimes able to resume human-like existence sometimes must regularly return to grave.
Fideal. Green-skinned weed-haired water dweller. Cannibalistic. Drowns victim.
Firbolg. Cousin of Fomorian. Giant forest dweller. Once proud race. Nature guardian.
Fomorian. Cousin of Firbolg. Giant cave dweller. Once proud race. Individually deformed. Can control weather and cause disease.
Garkain. Hideous jungle dweller. Cannibalistic. Glides through air and suffocates victim with skin-flaps.
Garuda. Huge mountable bird. Sometimes partly human.
Glawackus. Bear wildcat hybridization. Sounds like hyena. Stuns victim with gaze.
Gonakadet or Sea Wolf. Elevated former human. Huge wolf with fins. Brings good fortune.
Gorgad. Agile jungle dweller. Male basically human. Female covered with fur. Not to be confused with Gorgon.
Hamadryad or Tree Nymph. Divine forest guardian. Life-force bound to broad-leafed tree.
Hecatoncheir or Centimane. Giant offspring of Uranus. Rock-hurling enemy of Titan. Has 50 heads and 100 arms.
Heliad or Sun Nymph. Radiant offspring of Helios. Cries amber tears.
Hodag. Huge hairy beast. Has assortment of spikes. Produces stench.
Ijiraq. Child stealer. Shapeshifter. Eyes always red.
Iku-Turso. Huge antlered sea serpent.
Jenglot. Animated doll. Spirit summoned by magic user. Vampiric. Gains fleshly essence by feeding.
Jiangshi. Undead former human. Psychovampiric. Has unnatural coloration and stiffness. Moves by hopping.
Jinmenken. Dog human combination. Fast runner. Loner. Frightening but harmless.
Karkadann. Unicorn rhinoceros hybridization. Cries carnelian tears.
Kikimora. Cousin of Brunaidh. Human bird hybridization. Easily offended. Can switch from mild-mannered helper to chaotic occupier.
Kinnara♂ and Kinnari♀. Human bird combination. Has both arms and wings. Male sometimes like female sometimes like Centaur. Magnificent human protector. Inspires art.
Korred or Corrigan. Enchanting forest dweller. Bewitching female appears basically human but sometimes small. Ugly at day beautiful at night. Confuses or steals human with magic dancing. Chaotic male appears as horse or goat.
Lakhe♂ and Lasin♀. Large tusked forest dweller. Has red or blue skin. Cannibalistic.
Lampad or Torch Nymph. Sullen marching worshiper of Hecate.
Leucrotta or Crocotta. Deer lion combination. Wily predator of human. Has wide mouth with bone-strips instead of teeth. Speech mimic.
Maenad or Mad Nymph. Wild dancing worshiper of Dionysus.
Makara. Huge trunked sea serpent.
Marid. Variety of Genie. Chaotic watery being. Not bound to item or place.
Melusine. Dragon human combination. Powerful magic user. Appears human but must regularly resume true form.
Merrow. Cousin of Merfolk. Female visits land as human with webbed hands and webbed feet. Transformation from magic hat. Male avoids land.
Miage-Nyudo. Intimidating predator of human. Appears human but can increase height. Can only feed on fearful victim.
Myrmidon. Ant human hybridization. Disciplined warrior.
Nachzehrer. Undead former human. Corpse self-reanimated to slay former loved-one. Psychovampiric. Sometimes has horns. Deanimated when mission accomplished.
Nack or Nixie. Cousin of Pixie. Water-controlling water dweller. Sometimes harmless prankster sometimes deadly lurer. Female human-like but swampy green. Male horse fox human combination.
Neko-Mata. Cousin of Bake-Neko. Elevated former cat. Has forked tail. Shapeshifter. Cemetery guardian. Fond of dancing.
Nephela or Cloud Nymph. Floating offspring of Oceanus. Manages water-cycle.
Ningen. Huge wide-mouthed sea monster. Runs across ice-sheets.
Nue. Monkey tiger snake combination. Sings sad song. Brings bad fortune.
Obda. Merry forest dweller. Has backwards body. Breathes with holes in armpits. Harasses human with tickling or forced dancing. Spawns from lost blood.
Oread or Mountain Nymph. Divine mountain guardian. Life-force bound to cone-bearing tree.
Papinijuwari. Monoeyed hunter. Vampiric. Sizeshifter.
Patasola. Monopedal jungle dweller. Vampiric. Sometimes partly animal.
Peryton. Deer eagle combination. Wise enemy of human. Bathes in blood. Lived in Atlantis.
Peuchen. Snake bat combination. Feeds on human heart. Stuns victim with whistle.
Pombero. Small hairy forest dweller. Silent enemy of Siren. Has backwards feet. Stuns victim with hand. Steals voice.
Pugot. Large hairy tree dweller. Headless. Has wide mouth on top of torso. Sometimes harmless thief sometimes ferocious cannibal.
Qilin. Dragon deer ox combination. Brings good fortune.
Rokurokubi. Charismatic parasite of human. Appears human but can extend neck. Psychovampiric. Fond of vermin.
Rusalka. Enchanting water dweller. Deadly lurer. Steals or drowns human.
Serket or Girtablilu. Scorpion human combination.
Shachihoko. Dragon carp combination. Has golden scales and sharp spikes. Can control weather.
Shikigami. Animated paper-doll. Spirit summoned by magic user.
Snallygaster. Huge monoeyed bird. Partly metal. Seizes victim with talons or tentacles.
Snawfus. Majestic mountain dweller. White winged deer. Produces mist.
Spriggan. Cousin of Pixie. Sizeshifter. Lives in ancient ruins. Can cause disease. Sometimes guards treasure.
Su or Succarath. Wildcat ape hybridization. Quadrupedal forest dweller. Has wasp-shaped torso and broad tail. Frenzied render of any approaching being. Caring parent.
Sylph. Light-bodied flying being. Embodies element of air.
Tariaksuq. Caribou human combination. Invisible hunter. Shadow visible.
Tarrasque. Variety of Dragon. Extra pair of legs replace wings. Voracious. Has magnificent mane and rugged natural armor.
Troglodyte. Robust cave dweller. Uncivilized. Sometimes basically human sometimes partly reptile.
Tsuchinoko. Broad-bodied leaping snake.
Tsukumogami. Animated inanimate object. Spirit spawns from 100 years of human ownership.
Undine. Cold-blooded swimming being. Embodies element of water.
Urisk. Cousin of Faun. Nature guardian. Loner.
Vaettrar. Tiny helper or prankster. Enters house from drain.
Vibria. Dragon eagle human combination. Has wings but no hind legs. Inspires joy.
Vodyanoi♂ and Vodyanitsa♀. Slimy water dweller. Male human frog hybridization. Female human-like but cold and slippery. Demands gift or sacrifice. Steals or drowns human if not propitiated.
Vough. Cousin of Brollachan. Shadowy lurker. Has webbed hands and webbed feet. Breathes with hole in head. Can transform into jelly blob.
Vrykolakas. Undead former human. Appears basically human but has wolf-like posture. Feeds on human liver.
Vulpangue. Flat fox. Envelopes victim.
Wemic or Leotaur. Analogue of Centaur. Lion replaces horse.
Wittewijven. Secretive wise being. Lives in ancient ruins or pit cave. Appears human but ghostly white. Can transform into mist. Fond of dancing.
Xana. Pleasing water dweller. Capricious. Sometimes gives treasure sometimes steals child. Not to be confused with Zanna.
Yacuruna. Mysterious water dweller. Has green or blue skin. Wise but unpredictable. Sometimes heals human sometimes steals human. Can transform into dolphin.
Yale or Centicore. Horse boar elephant combination. Has swiveling horns.
Yedua or Jidra. Plant human hybridization. Rooted perpetually. Vicious eater of any reachable being. Inspires evil.
Yuxa. Elevated former snake. Has poisonous spikes or sting. Sly. Can appear human or reptile or combination.
Zagh. Bird human combination. Speaks every language.
Zanna. Child protector. Invisible to adult. Not to be confused with Xana.
Zityron or Sea Soldier. Large walking fish. Lives in water but grazes on land. Has natural armor like plate-mail.
So many possibilities!
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thundersummonr · 1 year ago
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also . my toon and mata hairy fighting cfo bc theyre so cool and yea ... im really proud of this 1 . i was thinking of posting it later to match with american timezones but ummm. yea enjoy 2am art americans july 31st 2023
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cashbotbosshq · 1 year ago
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what happened to him. train hit a lil too hard????
Incident report Update Email
Chris P. Dolair was brought into the emergency repairs for the usual toon fight gone wrong, it was quickly noted that there where serval injuries that didn’t align up with what he was brought in for & could have been fatal if not worked on immediately
these injuries include
A Torn fuel line in the neck
A shattered eye still in the socket & a shattered voice box
several tears in the silicone parts of their outer casing
Moderate damage to the front of his skeletal structure from what seemed to be a Medium impact [ Illegal Railroad gag possibly? ]
Severe damage to the back of his skeletal structure from what seemed several repeated medium to large drop gags [ suspect most likely a toon due this & other evidence ]
his emergency summoning system & goon manufacturing system broken to point of it being not able to be used until repaired
several small bites along his arms & neck [ the toon seem willing to use different tactics to ensure victory ]
cameras in the safe room were seemingly hacked into before this event & only resumed filming after the incident had occurred leading to use of witness being needed, Chris was apparently unable to summon any cogs at the time, most likely this system were hacked into as well, so only witnesses where unfortunately only in the area the time the attack accorded
Witnesses before the event say that only toon they saw in the area was a short pink rabbit with a stocky body type & wearing green dress & a yellow horn headband, also of note mata hairy was not seen around the area at all.
the case is currently still being looked into by Ms Morsecode & Lawbot HQ
If you have any information about what might have happened or who the suspect is & there whereabouts, you are required to contact Lawbot HQ & report your findings
failure to do so will result in termination form your position
— Cogs Inc
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incakola06 · 8 months ago
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mata hairy gangster
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i maked this it is gangstah
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princess-of-the-corner · 11 months ago
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Toontown: Corporate Clash Recap: Toontown Central Mainline Tasks (Mata Hairy)
Okay so, way back when I started this Toontown Corporate Clash recap a few months ago, I completely forgot that there’s one more task in the tutorial after you talk to Flippy before you can do all that side-stuff I already went over.
Oops.
Anyways.
Time for First Impressions
This Mainline Task is assigned as soon as you turn in “Welcome to Toontownïżœïżœ.
In order to continue this task, you need to talk to Lord Lowden Clear in Toontown Central’s Toon HQ.
Lord Lowden Clear greets you, happy to see you again, and notes that he’s sure you’ll be able to get some real tasking done after how well you did in training.
“But first, a formal welcome to the team.” “As you know, I’m Lord Lowden Clear - head of the Toon Resistance.” “We’re the top-of-the-line team that’s been established to strategize and fight against the Cogs.” “Here stands some of the most experienced and trusted Resistance members in all of Toontown.”
The camera then pans over to the other Resistance Rangers in the HQ:
Mata Hairy (Red Monkey) – Head of strategy and banana collection.
Bumpy Bumlebeher (Periwinkle Bear) – Head of stealth tactics and round objects alike.
Good ol’ Gil Giggles (Green Pig) – Head of disguises and ordering their catering.
Lord Lowden Clear himself – Leader of the entire organization.
Lord Lowden Clear started the Toon Resistance shortly after the Cogs first invaded in order to fight back against their robotic oppressors.
All kinds of Toons have risen through the ranks since then, with the best of the best becoming Resistance Rangers like Lowden and friends.
But you’re going to be starting out simple.
Since you’re going to need to pick up some gags first, he send you to ride the Trolley. You may take some friends with you, if you so wish, but he just wants you to earn some Jellybeans and buy some Gags.
You also get 9 experience and 25 jellybeans just for talking to him.
In order to progress the task, you need to play a single Trolley Game.
FUN FACT!: Before the Hires and Heroes update, the player was NEVER sent to ride the Trolley. They just threw you into the deep end without reminding you that you still need to buy gags. It very nearly tripped me up when I made my first Toon, I am SO glad they realized that not all of their players would be familiar with the original Toontown Online.
Ahem, after you’ve ridden the Trolley (you don’t need to buy any Gags, but why wouldn’t you?) you can go back to speak with Lowden.
He’ll congratulate you for stocking up, and then remark that you’re ready to take down the Cogs.
While they’ve kept the Playgrounds safe, Cogs are still roaming the Streets.
You can go through any of the four tunnels in the Playground to access one of Toontown Central’s four streets. “Try not to wander too far, as streets beyond Toontown Central’s harbor more dangerous Cogs!” You also get 9 experience.
He wants you to defeat 2 Cogs in Toontown Central. Any Cogs, anywhere in Toontown Central will do.
After you’ve done that, he’ll congratulate you, and remark on all the different sizes and shapes the Cogs come in. You also get 9 experience.
As I explained in a previous recap, the Cogs are divided into 5 Departments: Sellbots, Cashbots, Lawbots, Bossbots, and Boardbots.
You can check your Cog Gallery (basically this game’s bestiary) to see how many kinds there are as you encounter them.
But back to the task at hand, he’s assigned you to defeat 3 Cogs from a randomly chosen department.
Yes, randomly chosen. One Toon will have to defeat 3 Sellbots, another will have to defeat 3 Lawbots. You don’t know which until you take on this task.
Regardless, once you defeat the assigned Cogs, he’s impressed at how quickly you got it done, and believes you’re ready to get some real resistance work done.
He assigns you to speak to the Resistance Ranger next to him, Mata Hairy.
He believes you’ll be a Resistance Ranger in no time.
Speaking with Mata Hairy concludes the Toontorial, grants you the Toontown Central Profile Background I incorrectly stated was unlocked by default, and unlocks all of the Sidetasks I already went over. Plus, 54 experience.
Ahem, regardless,  this recap will cover all of the Tasks you do for Mata Hairy.
Starting with

A Hairy Introduction
Mata Hairy welcomes you to the Toon Resistance.
Each of the Resistance Rangers are tackling their own issues at the moment, and that’s where you come in.
“As part of the resistance, you’ll be aiding us in solving these problems.”
Right now, they’re working on an efficient system to train new recruits, such as yourself.
Their resident “gym goach” (sic) is Franz Neckvein. Unfortunately, he’s currently been facing his own issues, so they need you to run by the Punchline Gym on Punchline Place to see if you can help him.
“Remember to use your street map above the Shtickerbook if you need directions,”
So yeah, you need to go to Punchline Place, enter the Punchline Gym, and talk to Franz Neckvein.
Doing this completes the Toontask, earning you 58 experience and 2 Jellybeans.
This leads into

Zit’s Time to Pump Iron
Franz Neckvein is a tan mouse with an anvil on his head.
I’ll let him explain his problem, because the writing in this game is golden (credit to corporateclash.wiki.gg):
“Oh, are you zat new Resistance recruit? Velcome to my gym. I train all Toons to grow big, strong muscles.” “Zat iz, if I had my equipment. I have a bit of a promblem, you zee.” “My squat racks and heavy weights have been lifted by ze Cogs.” “I need you to go find zem and bring zem back to me so I can continue training Toons.” “And try not to struggle too much lifting zem with your leetle scrawny muscles. Remember to use ze legs, not ze back.”
So yeah, you need to get “Some Exercise Supplies” from the Cogs.
More specifically, the Cogs in Toontown Central. Only Cogs within the borders of this Neighborhood can drop “Some Exercise Supplies”.
Once you’ve recovered them, Franz will give you your next task (along with 58 experience and 2 jellybeans):
“Ah, perfect! Zese supplies look as immaculate as my form when squatting a zouzand pound weight.” “I zank you for returning zese, but I zink you vill need more training. Go find three Cogs and terminate them. I am sure you vill be back in no time.”
So all you have to do is defeat 3 Cogs in Toontown Central. Any Cogs will do.
Returning to Franz after the exercise has been complete rewards the Toon with 38 experience and 2 more Jellybeans.
“Bravo! You are a truly zpecial zpecimen.” “You must ztop by again to train with me even more. Your form was impeccable.” “You are free to go leetle toon, zank you for your azziztance.” “Run! Go! Get to the Toon Headquartahs!”
Have I mentioned that I love the writing in this game? I feel like I could stand to say that more.
But yeah, his problem’s been resolved, so it’s time to go back to Mata Hairy to turn in your completed Toontask.
Doing so rewards the Toon with 292 experience and 12 Jellybeans.
She’s impressed with your muscles. Genuinely! (All Toons have noodle arms, even after completing this task.)
Regardless with the gym back in order, Toons everywhere will now be fit enough to handle throwing so many pies!
Your next task? You need to go help out Professor Guffaw, who has been working tirelessly to teach Toons how to laugh affectively, which causes Cogs to laugh as well.
As Cogs can’t take a joke, this is the most affectively way to neutralize them.
Unfortunately, her jokes haven’t exactly been landing lately.
Your new task is to see what’s wrong and get her classes back in order.
It’s off to Laughing Lessons on Silly Street with you, in your new Toontask:
Jokey Jam
Professor Guffaw is a purple dog.
She greets you, assuming you’re here to learn how to laugh.
And so, she begins her lesson:
“Oh, hush hush, let me jump right into it. I am a professional, after all.” “It starts from the diaphragm. First, you breathe in deeply. Then, upon hearing the funniest joke, you bellow out in laughter!” “Let’s put it into practice.” “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “Because the road was too long to go around!” “Haha! 
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Huh?” “You
 you didn’t laugh.” “I guess it really is true, the quality of my jokes has really been dropping lately
” “But! There IS one way to make them better again!” “Laughing gas!” “Yes, we’ll supply every Toon with laughing gas so that every joke will be funny! It’s foolproof.” “There’s a small issue though. I’m all out of laughing gas!” “Some Cogs came in and stole it while I was practicing my latest knee-slapper!” “They didn’t even laugh
” “You don’t think they were deaf, do you?” “You’re not surprised, you say?” “Well, anyway! Could you go and see if you can recover my laughing gas for me? Please?”
Yes, her solution to not being funny is to gas her students with a chemical weapon.
Did I mention I love this game’s writing?
Dubiously ethical tactics aside, talking to Professor Guffaw rewards the player with 43 experience and 2 Jellybeans.
Any Cog in Toontown Central has the potential to drop “Some Laughing Gas”, and bringing it back to Professor Giggle rewards the player with 43 more experience and 2 more Jellybeans, and the next step in this hilarious story:
“Awesome! You got the tanks of laughing gas back!” “But
 there’s hardly any left!” “How will I ever manage to get this place back in order
” “Joy buzzers? No
 too shocking.” “One-liners? No, they’re even shorter lived
” “Ah-hah! I’ve got just the thing in mind.” “There just might be one Toon out there that could help me fix my problems!” “Jesse!” “I need you to run over to Jesse right away!” “His shop’s here on Silly Street as well! It’s called Jesse’s Joke Repair!” “Please hurry! I have a class coming in a few hours, and they’re all as funny as a pie gone cold!”
I have a feeling those Cogs may have accidentally done a good thing.
Ahem, regardless, you need to go by Jesse’s Joke Repair down the road and speak with Jesse Jester, a royal blue mouse in a jester costume.
He has the following words of wisdom to dispense:
“Welcome, young grasshopper.” “I assume you are here to learn the ancient ways of mending jokes, forgotten by most of toonkind.” “I do indeed have the tools you seek.” “Or, at least, had the tools.” “Now the Cogs have the tools.” “Regardless, there are tools.” “And this punchline to this is that the Cogs have taken the tools.” “What I’m trying to say is that, if you want my assistance in repairing jokes
” “All you need to do is find these tools and use them to your advantage.” “The Cogs may have taken them, but you possess the ability to create laughter. Laughter that can overtake those who themselves have taken.” “May you be strong in your journey, young Toon.” “I will guide you from this desk that I stand behind, while you do all of the work.”
He wishes you luck.
These wise words grant you 43 experience and 2 Jellybeans, as well as a new objective: recover the Joke Repair Tools.
Any Cog in Toontown Central could drop them.
Bring them back to Jesse for 43 experience and 2 Jellybeans.
“Exactly as I expected. You have risen above and beyond and found my tools.” “But here’s the punchline.” “YOU are the tools.” “It’s been within you all along. You have the ability to fix any joke you desire.” “
Just kidding! In all honesty, these are actual joke repair tools.” “Though, I did have them all along. I just wanted you to bring back my toilet plunger and my back scratcher.” “It just wasn’t the same, living without those two.” “I will now entrust you with these tools. Onwards, grasshopper! Fix the jokes, bring out the laughter, take down the Cogs.” “I will be here if you ever need more assistance.” “I bid you well, [Toon Name].” Until next time.
Now that you have the real Joke Repair Tools, you can return to Professor Guffaw for 43 experience and 2 Jellybeans.
“Joke repair tools?” “Perfect!” “Why, I can feel them working already!” “In fact, let’s give it another shot.” “What does a clock do when it’s hungry?” “It goes back four seconds!” “Isn’t that hilarious?” “This is perfect! Thank you, [Toon Name]!” “I’ll let you head back to the Toon Headquarters now. You’ve helped me out so much, I’ll be sure to put in a good word for you with Lowden.” “Now my students will be able to spread laughter far and wide!” “I can picture it now, groups of Toons hanging around in the Toontown Central playground
” “All of them so funny, enjoying each other’s presence and jokes!” “Thanks again, [Toon Name].”
With that done, you can turn this task in to Mata Hairy.
She thanks you for helping her with all the big issues.
“Now I just have to deal with the small things like getting back all my darn bananas. Those Cogs seem to like swiping them left and right for some reason.”
She doesn’t need anymore help, but some of her colleagues might.
She suggests checking in on Bumpy Bumblebehr.
Which makes this a convenient stopping point.
See you next time!
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GOD I forgot about the wordplay in this shiit
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transsurlee · 1 year ago
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every so often the toon days posts pop up in my notifs and every time i'm glad someone is having a magical mata hairy monday (or otherwise)
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brookstonalmanac · 2 years ago
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Holidays 5.11
Holidays
Aso ote Tala Lei (Gospel Day; Tuvalu)
Azores Day
Blow Bubbles For Your Cat Day
Bob Marley Day (Jamaica)
Day of the Military Police of the National Armed Forces (Indonesia)
Feynman Day
Human Rights Day (Vietnam)
International Strange Music Festival
Joan of Arc Day (Orleans, France)
Lokadagur (Iceland)
The Long and Winding Road Day
Mata Tirtha Aunsi (Mother’s Day; Nepal)
Miskolc Day (Hungary)
Mixed Race Irish Day
Moose Hide Campaign Day (Canada)
National Deer Association Giving Day
National Foam Rolling Day
National Girls Learning Code Day
National Hairy Nosed Wombat Day (Australia)
National Wear Red Pants Dy
National Technology Day (India)
Richard Feynman Day
Sex Difference in Health Awareness Day
Somerset Day (UK)
Tubeless Tire Day
Twilight Zone Day
Victoria Sponge Day
Witching Day (Isle of Man)
World Ego Awareness Day
World Keffiyeh Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Chocolate Ball Day
Eat What You Want Day
Eat Without Guilt Day
Hostess Cupcake Day
National Mocha Torte Day
2nd Thursday in May
Dress in Purple Day (Texas) [2nd Thursday]
Keller Williams RED Day [2nd Thursday]
Lanimer Day (fka Landimere’s Day; Lanarkshire & Aberdeen, UK) [1st Thursday after 6th]
One Day Without Shoes [2nd Thursday]
Independence Days
Imvrassia (Declared; 2011) [unrecognized]
Minnesota Statehood Day (#32; 1858)
Feast Days
Anthimus of Rome (Christian; Saint)
Gangulphus of Burgundy (a.k.a. Gengulf; Christian; Saint)
Ice Saints (Europe)
Majolus of Cluny (a.k.a. Maieul; Christian; Saint)
Mamertus, the first of the Ice Saints (Christian; Saint)
Ma Zu (Goddess of the Sea’s Birthday; Buddhism, Taoism)
Nimnim (Muppetism)
Nisga'a Day (Nisga'a Nation/British Columbia)
Paulus Aemilius (Positivist; Saint)
Radunitsa (Ancestors’ Veneration Day; Belarus, Russian Christians, Thomas Sunday Slavs)
Salvador Dali Day (Artology; Church of the SubGenius; Pastafarian; Saint)
Syn’s Blot (Pagan)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Lemuria (Day 2 of 3; Ancient Rome) [Unlucky to Marry.]
Prime Number Day: 131 [32 of 72]
Shakku (è”€ćŁ Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
Ahab the Arab, by Ray Stevens (Novelty Song; 1962)
Cats (UK Musical Play; 1981)
Cooked, by Michael Pollan (Book; 2013)
Dark Shadows (Film; 2012)
Firestarter (Film; 1984)
Fox-Terror (WB MM Cartoon; 1957)
Higher Ground, recorded by Stevie Wonder (Song; 1973)
A Knight’s Tale (Film; 2001)
MacArthur Park, by Richard Harris (Song; 1968)
The Natural (Film; 1984)
Penny Dreadful (TV Series; 2014)
Road Trip (Film; 2000)
Sniffles Takes a Trip (WB MM Cartoon; 1940)
Tales of Brave Ulysses, recorded by Cream (Song; 1967)
Turn Coat, by Jim Butcher (Novel; 2009)
Water Babies (Disney Cartoon; 1935)
Woodstock (Soundtrack Album; 1970)
Woolen Under Where (WB MM Cartoon; 1963)
Today’s Name Days
Gangolf, Joachim, Mamertus (Austria)
Kiril, Kirila, Metodi (Bulgaria)
Franjo, Mamerto (Croatia)
Svatava (Czech Republic)
Mamertus (Denmark)
Leevo, Liivar, Liivo (Estonia)
Osmo (Finland)
Estelle, Mayeul (France)
Joachim, Mamertus (Germany)
Argyris, Armodios, Dioskouridis, Methodios, Olympia (Greece)
Ferenc (Hungary)
Achille, Fabio, Fiorenzo, Marziale, Stella (Italy)
Karmena, Manfreds, Milda (Latvia)
Mamertas, Miglė, Pilypas, Skirgaudas (Lithuania)
Magda, Malvin (Norway)
Adalbert, Benedykt, Filip, Franciszek, Iga, Ignacja, Ignacy, Lew, Lutogniew, Mamert, Mira, ƻegota (Poland)
Chiril, Metodie, Mochie (RomĂąnia)
BlaĆŸena (Slovakia)
Fabio, Francisco (Spain)
MĂ€rit, MĂ€rta (Sweden)
Asa, Ervin, Erwin, Irvin, Irving, Irwing, Marlo, Marlon, Marlow, Marvin, Merle, Merlin, Mervin (USA)
Today is Also

Day of Year: Day 131 of 2024; 234 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 4 of week 19 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 26 of 28]
Chinese: Month 3 (Bing-Chen), Day 22 (Ji-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 20 Iyar 5783
Islamic: 20 Shawwal 1444
J Cal: 10 BÄ«ja; Threesday [10 of 30]
Julian: 28 April 2023
Moon: 59%: Waxing Gibbous
Positivist: 19 Caesar (5th Month) [Paulus Aemilius]
Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 2 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 53 of 90)
Zodiac: Taurus (Day 22 of 30)
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Holidays 5.11
Holidays
Aso ote Tala Lei (Gospel Day; Tuvalu)
Azores Day
Blow Bubbles For Your Cat Day
Bob Marley Day (Jamaica)
Christmas Banned Day (Puritans; 1659)
Day of the Military Police of the National Armed Forces (Indonesia)
Empty the Tanks Day
Feynman Day (On “Eureka”)
511 Day
Fritillary Day (French Republic)
Hawthorn Day
Human Rights Day (Vietnam)
International Strange Music Festival
International Technology Day
Joan of Arc Day (Orleans, France)
Lokadagur (Iceland)
The Long and Winding Road Day
Mata Tirtha Aunsi (Mother’s Day; Nepal)
Military Police Day (Indonesia)
Miskolc Day (Hungary)
Mixed Race Irish Day
Moose Hide Campaign Day (Canada)
National Deer Association Giving Day
National Foam Rolling Day
National Forest Planting Day (Russia)
National Girls Learning Code Day
National Hairy Nosed Wombat Day (Australia)
National Wear Red Pants Day
National Technology Day (India)
National Tree Planting Day (Malaysia)
Old May Eve
Parthenope Asteroid Day
Richard Feynman Day
Sex Difference in Health Awareness Day
Somerset Day (UK)
Tubeless Tire Day
Twilight Zone Day
Victoria Sponge Day
Witching Day (Isle of Man)
World Ego Awareness Day
World Keffiyeh Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Chocolate Ball Day (Sweden)
Eat What You Want Day [also 12.16]
Eat Without Guilt Day
Hostess Cupcake Day
National Mocha Torte Day
Independence & Related Days
Imvrassia (Declared; 2011) [unrecognized]
Minnesota Statehood Day (#32; 1858)
Siam (Changed its name to Thailand; 1949)
2nd Saturday in May
American Indian Day [2nd Saturday]
Birth Mother's Day [2nd Saturday]
Black Fae Day [2nd Saturday]
Brunch for Lunch Day [Saturday before Mother's Day]
Cook With Your Kids Day [2nd Saturday]
Cornelia de Lange Syndrome Awareness Day [2nd Saturday]
Duckling Day (Boston) [2nd Saturday]
Global Big Day [2nd Saturday]
International Lugger Falcon Awareness Day [2nd Saturday]
International Migratory Bird Day [2nd Saturday]
Jamestown Day (Virginia) [2nd Saturday]
Letter Carriers "Stamp Out Hunger" Food Drive Day [2nd Saturday]
Martin Z. Mollusk Day (Ocean City, NJ) [Saturday of 1st Full Week]
Mother Ocean Day [Saturday before 2nd Sunday]
National Animal Disaster Preparedness Day [2nd Saturday]
National Archery Day [2nd Saturday]
National Babysitters Day [Saturday before Mother's Day]
National Bake Sale Day [2nd Saturday]
National Balloon Day (UK) [2nd Saturday]
National Cycling Day (Netherlands) [2nd Saturday]
National Dog Mom’s Day [Saturday before Mother's Day]
National Mild Day (UK) [2nd Saturday]
National Miniature Golf Day [2nd Saturday]
National Train Day [2nd Saturday]
National Windmill Day (Netherlands) [2nd Saturday]
Native American Day (f.k.a. American Indian Day) [2nd Saturday]
Prairie Appreciation Day [2nd Saturday]
Stay Up All Night Day [2nd Saturday]
Sun Awareness Day [2nd Saturday]
World Belly Dance Day [2nd Saturday]
World Binturong Day [2nd Saturday]
World Bonsai Day [2nd Saturday]
World Buckfast Day [2nd Saturday]
World Collage Day [2nd Saturday]
World Fair Trade Day [2nd Saturday]
World Migratory Bird Day (UN) [2nd Saturday]
Yale Day of Service [2nd Saturday]
Weekly Holidays beginning May 11 (1st Full Week)
Armed Forces Week (thru 5.18) [2nd Saturday to 3rd Sunday]
Brain Injury Awareness Week (thru 5.17)
National Mills Weekend (UK; thru 5.12) [2nd Saturday & Sunday]
World Migratory Bird Weekend (thru 5.12) [2nd Saturday & Sunday]
Festivals Beginning May 11, 2024
Bacon Festival (McDonale, Tennessee)
Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival DC Metro (Washington D.C.)
Brews, Boils & Bubbles (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Buzz B-Q (North Little Rock, Arkansas)
Cochon de Lait Festival (Mansura, Louisiana)
Dillsburg PickleFest (Dillsburg, Pennsylvania)
Fairy Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Royal Humans Foundation Day (Shamanism)
Hiawassee Highlands Wine Festival (Hiawassee, Georgia)
Hickory Hops Brewer's Festival (Hickory, North Carolina)
La Ceiba Carnival (La Ceiba, Honduras) [thru 5.25]
Lotus Lantern Festival (Seoul, South Korea) [thru 5.15]
Maryland Craft Beer Festival (Frederick, Maryland)
MT Brewers Spring Rendezvous (Bozeman, Montana)
Mud Bug Boil Off (Thibodaux, Louisiana)
'Of Ale & History Beer Festival (Middletown, Virginia)
Oz Comic-Con (Perth, Australia) [thru 5.12]
Paradise Chocolate Fest (Paradise, California)
Paso Robles Olive Festival & Lavender Festival (Paso Robles, California)
Rip Van Winkle Wine, Brew & Beverage Festival (Catskill, New York)
Stilwell Strawberry Festival (Stilwell, Oklahoma)
St. Louis Microfest (St. Louis, Missouri)
Saint Pontius Fair (Barcelona, Spain)
Taste of Pennsylvania (York, Pennsylvania)
Verde Valley Wine Festival (Cottonwood, Arizona)
Washington State Chili Cookoff (Ocean Shores, Washington) [thru 5.12]
Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (New York, New York)
West Virginia Strawberry Festival (Buckhannon, West Virginia) [thru 5.12]
Feast Days
Alfred Stevens (Artology)
Ansfrid (Christian; Saint)
Anthimus of Rome (Christian; Saint)
Asaph (Christian; Saint)
Chester Gould (Artology)
Comgall (Christian; Saint)
The English Carthusian Martyrs (Christian; Martyrs)
Francis di Girolamo (Christian; Saint)
Gangulphus of Burgundy (a.k.a. Gengulf; Christian; Saint)
Gladys Rockmore Davis (Artology)
Greet the Sun Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Ice Saints (Europe)
Ignatius of Laconi (Christian; Saint)
Jean-LĂ©on GĂ©rĂŽme (Artology)
King of the Elements (Celtic Book of Days)
Majolus of Cluny (a.k.a. Maieul; Christian; Saint)
Mamertus, the first of the Ice Saints (Christian; Saint) [Three Chilly Saints #1]
Ma Zu (Goddess of the Sea’s Birthday; Buddhism, Taoism)
Nimnim (Muppetism)
Nisga'a Day (Nisga'a Nation/British Columbia)
Paul Nash (Artology)
Paulus Aemilius (Positivist; Saint)
Radunitsa (Ancestors’ Veneration Day; Belarus, Russian Christians, Thomas Sunday Slavs)
Salvador Dali Day (Artology; Church of the SubGenius; Pastafarian; Saint)
Syn’s Blot (Pagan)
Walter of L’Esterp (Christian; Saint)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Lemuria (Day 2 of 3; Ancient Rome) [Unlucky to Marry.]
Prime Number Day: 131 [32 of 72]
Sensho (慈拝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
Ahab the Arab, by Ray Stevens (Novelty Song; 1962)
Cats (UK Musical Play; 1981)
Cooked, by Michael Pollan (Book; 2013)
Dark Shadows (Film; 2012)
Fantastic Planet (Animated Film; 1973)
Firestarter (Film; 1984)
Fox-Terror (WB MM Cartoon; 1957)
Go Down, Moses, by William Faulkner (Short Stories; 1942)
Good-Bye Mr. Moth (Andy Panda Cartoon; 1942)
Higher Ground, recorded by Stevie Wonder (Song; 1973)
The Incredible Journey, by Sheila Burnford (Novel; 1960)
The King's Generally Daphne du Maurier (Novel; 1946)
The Kissing Booth (Film; 2018)
A Knight’s Tale (Film; 2001)
M (Film; 1931)
MacArthur Park, by Richard Harris (Song; 1968)
The Natural (Film; 1984)
Penny Dreadful (TV Series; 2014)
Poor Little Me (Happy Harmonies Cartoon; 1935)
Road Trip (Film; 2000)
Second Variety, by Philip K. Dick (Novella; 1953)
Sniffles Takes a Trip (WB MM Cartoon; 1940)
Swab the Duck (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1956)
Tales of Brave Ulysses, recorded by Cream (Song; 1967)
Turn Coat, by Jim Butcher (Novel; 2009)
28 Weeks Later (Film; 2007)
Water Babies (Disney Silly Symphonies Cartoon; 1935)
Wolf! Wolf! (Mighty Mouse Cartoon; 1944)
Woodstock (Soundtrack Album; 1970)
Woolen Under Where (WB MM Cartoon; 1963)
Today’s Name Days
Gangolf, Joachim, Mamertus (Austria)
Kiril, Kirila, Metodi (Bulgaria)
Franjo, Mamerto (Croatia)
Svatava (Czech Republic)
Mamertus (Denmark)
Leevo, Liivar, Liivo (Estonia)
Osmo (Finland)
Estelle, Mayeul (France)
Joachim, Mamertus (Germany)
Argyris, Armodios, Dioskouridis, Methodios, Olympia (Greece)
Ferenc (Hungary)
Achille, Fabio, Fiorenzo, Marziale, Stella (Italy)
Karmena, Manfreds, Milda (Latvia)
Mamertas, Miglė, Pilypas, Skirgaudas (Lithuania)
Magda, Malvin (Norway)
Adalbert, Benedykt, Filip, Franciszek, Iga, Ignacja, Ignacy, Lew, Lutogniew, Mamert, Mira, ƻegota (Poland)
Chiril, Metodie, Mochie (RomĂąnia)
BlaĆŸena (Slovakia)
Fabio, Francisco (Spain)
MĂ€rit, MĂ€rta (Sweden)
Asa, Ervin, Erwin, Irvin, Irving, Irwing, Marlo, Marlon, Marlow, Marvin, Merle, Merlin, Mervin (USA)
Today is Also

Day of Year: Day 131 of 2024; 235 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 5 of week 19 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 27 of 28]
Chinese: Month 4 (Ji-Si), Day 3 (Jia-Xu)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 2 Iyar 5784
Islamic: 2 Dhu al-Qada 1445
J Cal: 11 Magenta; Foursday [11 of 30]
Julian: 27 April 2024
Moon: 15%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 19 Caesar (5th Month) [Paulus Aemilius]
Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 1 of 15]
Season: Spring (Day 53 of 92)
Week: 1st Full Week of May
Zodiac: Taurus (Day 21 of 31)
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