#constant advertising

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Manscraped Debuts Chainmail “Dong Armor” Condom

As part of the FIJMU ongoing paid promotion with Manscraped and their distasteful and cisnormative advertising campaign you cannot escape, we are proud to announce the Dong-Armor-2000 chainmail condom!

Now with 0.003% less pinching and skin-tearing than other chainmail condoms, the new Manscraped atrocity includes a layer of galvanized lead to prevent rusting as well!

Use FIJMU code “OhGodMySkin” for 10% off your order of 70 six-packs or more!*

*includes 15% markup to sellers in the USA and outside of the USA. Does not prevent pregnancy or communicable diseases. Causes many new diseases. Illegal in all responsible nations.

MANSCRAPED: Grievously Harming your genitals since 1994

[ashyslashyy]

hey guys isnt it weird that right after preventing adblockers youtube changed the button things on ads from "skip ad" to just "skip" and from "video will play after ad" to "video plays soon". guys.

[pregtboy]

boys whose hips grow so irreversibly irreparably huge and wide after pregnancy and birth that they decide to just give up trying not to get pregnant again altogether since the damage is already done >>>>>

[tiredandoptimistic]

I have an extension that automatically skips sponsored segments in youtube videos, and while it's great when it cuts out the sponsorship so smoothly that I don't even realize anything happened, it's perhaps funnier when the youtuber is able to say "this video was brought to you by-" before getting immediately cut off. Silence them and their snake oil.

[okayto]

A fun thing you don't know until you have reason to be actually getting quotes is that furniture for public/high-use/corporate (or public-ish) spaces is heckin expensive

presumably because these things need to stand up to tons of use by people over and over and over, but like

I've spent the day researching and requesting quotes for rolling whiteboards and the prices I've seen from companies I'd probably trust are so far a minimum of $800 for a single whiteboard roughly the height of an average 8-year-old.

[ebonytails]

sorry my post is just to complain but guys i literally hate adobe after effects. i can not explain to you the mental torture and how LOW it has brought my mental health because I *need* to use it for my post production class because it's "industry standard". ADOBE After Effects has made me write off the entire film and video production industry as a turn off and I never want to do it ever again.

The amount of times this has crashed on me where I lost everything? 5+ hours of work? 8+ hours of work? It's my fault for not saving sometimes but I also have auto-save on. it didn't save anything so im just left with nothing.

You want a trip to burn out town really quick? Use adobe after effects in an academic setting where you have no choice but to use this program.

I have never in my life TOUCHED a program SO TERRIBLE that it made me never want to do anything about that form of art/media EVER AGAIN

[figofswords]

thinking about taking a little bit of a step back from social media for a bit for mental/physical health reasons (as in: chronic severe anxiety is causing chronic health issues and I need to remove stress Somehow). I will still post art but I’m probably gonna make an effort to engage with my dash only minimally, if at all. (that being said I have very poor discipline so if you see me suddenly reblogging stuff out of nowhere just. roll with it)

[martyrbat]

sorry for having my blog run on a queue for about a month and a half i am. so scared <3

[rwbysketches]

Impressive detail level packed into that Emerald PFP. I dunno if she'd want to *advertise* the 5-fingered discount occupation in a groupchat, but maybe Neo supplements their hauls with game tournament prizes. Also morbidly curious how deep Yang's officer ball headcanons go.

ask in reference to this post

come with me, step into the beautiful world of officer ball OC

[violethursday]

Noooo I don't want October to be over! I DON'T WANT CHRISTMAS ALREADY PLEASE LET ME BE SPOOKY FOR A BIT LONGER

[theplasticman]

if I said the Rusty Lake devs sold out and the franchise hasn’t been genuinely good since 2020

[preblesboys]

Okay, okay, okay. Maybe in an effort to bait I mean “lure” more people into the War of 1812 community, I shouldn’t post all my good pictures exclusively in the group. Why does this feel like dating? Gotta show a lil bit of leg to look appealing.

[2clementines]

I would like to give a big kiss to every woman/fem person who doesn’t wear makeup! It’s hard to ignore societal pressures and for those that used to wear makeup and stopped, it can be so tough to learn to love our own face!!! You’ve got this and I’m proud of you

[roseverdict]

"my adult children are lazy and have no dreams and are perfectly content to leech off of me their entire lives!" no!!! you dipshit!!!!! they're several diagnosed types of mentally ill each, unmedicated for all of them through no choices of their own, unable to go anywhere outside the house without parental permission or assistance*, and have repeatedly been outright mocked by you for expressing joy at things they like and jobs they want to have while you claim to always support them!!!!!!! you cannot treat them as failures of completely fine and fully-autonomous adults when you never even finished teaching them the things you think every teenager should learn!!!!!!!!!

*: and even then they're chafing badly enough that they are pushing for ways to work around you! to escape you!!! once they can pedal a bicycle for further than a mile without going into Goddamn cardiac arrest it's fucking over for you!!!!!

(EDIT BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE THIS HERE BUT ALSO UM: yall ever feel like you're engaged in a cold war that's never actually been declared? bc the increased aggression in the passive-aggressive texts over the past 24 hours (DESPITE the fact that most stuff from the last batch was in fact addressed in a timely fashion) has me like 👁️👁️. mom, dad, if you're reading this, you know you can talk to me like the 24-year-old human person i am, right? not treat me like an impudent teenager who doesn't deserve to make their own choices and should be grateful to even be living with you, then get frustrated when i'm making angry vent-like posts online?)

[davepaste]

Always feel cringe talking about weed shit. Yeah man i smoke weed. no I'm not normal about it i heat a piece of titanium filled with fake diamonds to 610°f and blast it with superheated air.

yeah man my vape does look like something from Breaking Bad i never heard that before thanks

[pocketgalaxies]

liam sticking his fingers in sam's mouth while sam reads his ad script with a liam impression i'm crying