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weird lanky raisin man (affectionate)
(radahn, elden ring)
#ganondoodles#art#elden ring#general radahn#starscourge radahn#doodle#warm ups shouldnt take me hours#;__;#id imagine hed have more muscle mass so his weird renalla anatomy wasnt that apparent#before getting turned into an eternally blood hungry raisin man that is#what is it with me and half dead buff men with red hair#its funny bc with all his armor he doesnt look that lanky#but when you consider that its a big ass helmet hes wearing#im pretty sure he inherited renalas weird anatomy
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OMG the sillies!! ✨✨
Also I’m sorry (not really) Wolfwood, but since you became one of my favorites it was only a matter of time until I did a drawing of you all beaten up 🦅🔥🔥
#nicholas d wolfwood#wolfwood#trigun wolfwood#Vash#vash the stampede#vash trigun#Trigun#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#Vashwood#if you squint#I love my man all bloody#and well all things considered it’s very on character for him to be like that#also sometimes it hits me the way Nick is a big brother#and it really shows thru his teasing and his jokes he makes#so I think lying about something till the other got a lil teary eyed is something he does 100%#it’s really embarrassing to cry for someone who isn’t even dead#I would know#and it really makes you want to punch them#lenssi draws
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it’s actually so wild to me that this fairly quirky YA type show gave both of its main characters deaths that can, in one way or another, solidly be considered hate crimes. they were both flat out murdered as a result of being A) gay and effeminate or B) brown (south asian, specifically) and you could argue whether or not those kids thought of it that way in the moment or whatever but the bottom line is that they would not have been in the situations that killed them if they weren’t of their respective minorities. like legitimately that is a ballsy choice for this kind of netflix show, let alone for the two Main Characters, and i respect it big time
#rambling#i think about this a lot#you could brush charles’ off as a hate crime by proxy since it was in response to him Stopping a hate crime#but that would be stupid. like you think what happened to him would’ve happened if he was white? doubtful#as a mixed person the way i see it is that in that moment- when he protected that pakistani kid- he went from being tolerated#by being/acting just white enough and with enough other jock traits to sort of fit in amongst them#to all at once proving to them that no- he is in fact The Other. he isn’t one of us he’s one of Them.#and as such what happened to him would’ve been a bonafide hate crime. even if they were to give an excuse like ‘he got in our way’ or ‘he#made a fool out of us’ or whatever else. even if those boys didn’t fully UNDERSTAND the racism in their own intentions/actions#it still would be. because that would not have happened to a white boy. period#anyway. genuinely fascinating choice they made with the way they presented his death- especially considering it was not#remotely similar in the comics. neither of them had the hate crime aspect going on really up til yockey’s narrative choices#so props to him. man’s got balls#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#edit: I will say that I don’t think the boys in edwin’s case technically murdered him nor would I call them murderers#because I can’t imagine a single one of them actually thought that ritual was gonna do anything more than make him piss himself#it was still hate-based bullying. like they still absolutely did what they did because he’s visibly effeminate and easily clickable#and all in all: gay. but when I say edwin was murdered I don’t really mean by those boys. I mean those boys dragged him into the situation#(kicking and screaming) that GOT him murdered by a demon. and he would not have been in that position if not for being gay.#I’ll say it again because last time I talked about this someone got real pissy in my inbox: I am not excusing the actions of the boys that#got him killed nor am I saying what they did wasn’t based in homophobia. i am just clarifying that they didn’t intend on killing anyone or#think whatsoever that someone getting killed was even a possibility (as opposed to charles’ killers who definitely had to have thought he#could be killed even if that might not have been the premeditated goal of every boy involved)#but the fact that edwin was ultimately intentionally killed by a demon counts as murder to me#someone killed him on purpose. that’s murder#the demon probably didn’t give a shit about this human teenager’s sexuality but regardless he ended up there for being gay.#so. just. a clarification
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british horror movies
#OK BEFORE EVERYONE YELLS AT ME THERES ONE MAIN REASON I DIDN'T INCLUDE ALIEN OR AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON#THEY'RE BOTH CONSIDERED BOTH AMERICAN & BRITISH SO I JUST LEFT THEM ALONE#horror#british horror movies#saint maud#the haunting#kill list#the innocents#ghostwatch#the devils#repulsion#peeping tom#28 days later#borderlands#the descent#the wicker man#hellraiser#the ritual#shaun of the dead#host#eden lake#dog soldiers#don't look now#dead of night#witchfinder general#horror of dracula#the blood on satan's claw#the hunger#the company of wolves#the vampire lovers
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i so love tumblr because you can just talk about nico without getting harassed (unlike my experience with twitter.. i had to go on private each time i spoke about him at some point because he was so hated #misunderstood)
look at him. how can anyone hate him he can never do anything wrong! nico is all of us!! #he never moves on 😌
#nico rosberg#the man that you are#mr never moving on#he's loved on this app and that's what sold me#tumblr should have him promoting this dead app#bc the amount of people who tuned in to my random nico posts is pretty high considering this acc is new#nr6#f1
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not done talking ab fhjy actually so i'll just say some of you guys who go on about how you could've done better themes and narrative arcs can't even think critically about the one in front of you.
i do wish that the other bad kids had interacted with their foils more this season because it was fun seeing them trade insults, but i also dont think it would've done much for them. i mean, people forget the tbks did try to turn reuben early on (they literally saved him from grix even though it was his fault he showed up trying to kill people). adaine thought oisin was cool and tbks were onboard with thinking maybe he wasn't that bad, and then he sent his grandma to murder them and their entire school. fabian tried to get an 'in' with ivy and it nearly cost him a genuine relationship with a character who had a way better chance of helping them figure things out without the risk of being betrayed. kipperlilly had an ego-driven hateboner for riz since BEFORE the rage stars and killed her own party member in cold blood just to stick it to kristen, and you're telling me that she could've been my little ponyied into giving up her chance to squash the symbol of all her inadequacy? buddy and maryann are the only rat grinders who havent fucked them over meaningfully and guess what? they're not thrilled about having to kill them- they're actively avoiding targeting them! almost like theyre capable of distinguishing between someone not on their side and someone who's proved to be a threat!
brennan made it pretty clear that trying to befriend trgs in their rage forms was futile and actively punished it ingame. you can have your opinions of that, but it definitely had a narrative point: if you get rage starred, you cant be 'this isnt youuuu'd out of it. you think ONLY of rage, and rage can't be reasoned with. it's arguably worse than death, bc at least someone can revivify you and there's no lasting consequences. think about how hard brennan was trying to push the ihs into taking rage tokens. he knew exactly how dire he'd made the consequences and that was on purpose. the season has no stakes if you can just talk your way out of being rage starred bc tbks could save each other easily. the whole climax literally can't happen if trgs arent being evil bc porter can't be a living god of rage without followers. tbks hating trgs isnt a flaw in the story: it IS the story.
#i feel like some ppl ocified trgs so much theyre not even talking about the same characters anymore#'would lucy want this' idk man considering she died rather than become like them i imagine she agrees that the ragepocalypse is Bad#anyway i have my doubts that trgs will stay dead anyway which im glad ab but yeah. they deserve to have their asses handed to them#thats always been tbk way. kill the bad guys save the day then double back for the redemption once they aren't a danger anymore#did anyone expect adaine to kiss and make up with aelwyn BEFORE she was beaten into a state where she literally couldnt harm them anymore?#of course not. aelwyn wouldve run circles around them if they'd tried. they waited until she wasn't an active threat#and *then* tbks extended an olive branch. which was the objectively smart thing to do. and that was for adaine's SISTER#give me literally one reason why. at this point in the story. tbks would have any reason to believe trgs can be reasoned with?#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#the bad kids
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Randomly consumed today by the thought of henghill cuddles, but like from a specific point in their relationship, like after they've only recently started laying in the same bed together.
It's something that takes them a long time to work up to; they both have nightmares, and yeah, Dan Heng is a Vidyadhara and he can heal himself beyond anything Boothill could accidentally do to him, but still. Boothill is made of metal now. He's heavy. It wouldn't take much, just a single flailing limb to cause some damage. He still gets up after Dan Heng falls asleep, and sneaks down into the guest cabin in one of the other cars.
But he'll lay in bed with Dan Heng until then. At first Boothill would always try to situate a blanket between them, because well. Metal isn't exactly pleasant to cuddle. But more and more lately, he's noticed Dan Heng keeps worming his way around their soft barrier and just kind of...rubbing his hand along him? Open palm up the curve of his side, across the planes of his chest, into the star-shape at his solar plexus, down the plates of his abdomen, back to his side again. Fingertips tap soundlessly against metal, or press into dents and divots, or smooth over old scars in the steel.
"Ya don't hav'ta do that, ya know."
"Does it bother you?"
Dan Heng's hand has already stopped, settling somewhere on the futon, neutral ground. Boothill clarifies that no, it doesn't bother him. But he can't feel any of it. He only knows he's doing it because he can see the motion out of the corner of his eye. Dan Heng doesn't need to go through the extra effort to do things for him like he would someone with a normal human body.
And Dan Heng goes quiet, just long enough that Boothill gets curious and turns to look at him over his shoulder. He has the cute little furrow between his brows, like when he's thinking.
And then he opens that pretty mouth of his and says, "That's alright, I think I'm doing it for myself, anyway" and Boothill nearly wheezes because wow, Dan Heng is almost never quite that honest when it comes to himself fdklsajlkd
Boothill cackles in surprise and asks point blank what he means, because what could he be getting out of that? Given the implied permission, Dan Heng's hand starts it's usual route again. Side, chest, solar plexus, abdomen, side. Boothill can practically hear him chewing on his words.
"I like that you're warm," is what he finally says, and Boothill suddenly feels like a bullet has just grazed something vital. "All the processes you run increase your temperature," Dan Heng's hand fans out across a span of steel and he holds it there, like he's soaking up the heat. "And your metal is smooth, it feels pleasant to touch," his fingertips move in circles, slip into a divot perfectly sized, rub back and forth. Boothill silently wills one of his cooling fans threatening to open up to stay closed.
"I like how you feel under my hands. That's all." Headshot! No recovery possible.
"...Suit yerself, then," and Boothill quickly turns back over before Dan Heng can see it in his face, how close he just hit to his heart.
#honkai star rail#henghill#bootheng#hsr dan heng#hsr boothill#pardon me I read a really really good porno this morning and was feeling inspired fjdklasjfkld#Look soft fuzzy super plush things are my faves- but nice smooth metal is so so nice too.#you know those fidget toys that are silky smooth material and they just have like a perfect little divot to rub the pad of your thumb into?#that's the kind of thing I'm getting at.#plus. plus!!#Dan Heng seems to dislike the cold. And we see why in 2.4 when he comments that the Shackling Prison is as cold as he remembers it.#And Dan Heng sleeps in the archive for a reason. he likes the sense of security in there.#it's a huge deal for him after being so violently hunted for so long#and I love the thought that Boothill reminds him of that. He's warm and he whirs and he's made of metal like some of the machinery in there#Dan Heng likes that regardless of whether he realizes why or not.#he likes to touch him. he just likes how he feels <3#and I think that would be something important to Boothill too because like. I don't think he HATES his body or anything.#but he didn't exactly get it under happy circumstances. and he does consider his human body as a toll that had to be paid.#he refers to any malfunctions as frightening to other people in one of his parlor car lines.#he refers to himself as a man already dead.#So I think it would hit a little harder than Boothill's prepared for to hear Dan Heng not only doesn't mind but even likes his body as it i#they're so sweet I love them so much uweh#hsr#dan heng#boothill
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“Beware…Dracula!” Miguel O’Hara — Spider-Man 2099 (Vol. 1/2024), #2.
Writer: Steve Orlando; Penciler and Inker: Michael Dowling; Colorist: Jim Campbell; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 2099#Miguel O’Hara — Spider-Man 2099#Moon Knight#Khonshu#Spider-Man#Miguel O’Hara#Dracula#absolutely /losing/ it over Khonshu getting his read handed to him by DRACULA#but as much as I LOVE seeing Khonshu lose for once I am also a little sad that we haven’t seen that much of this character#because come on futuristic but mummified Moon Knight possessed by Khonshu himself could be so cool#But at least we know that Khonshu considers Miguel worthy of being the recipient of an SOS call#(Hawkeye must be dead in this universe for sure)#lastly and frankly a little unrelated…Miguel getting catapulted at a planet like that reminds me a bit#of one of my favorite video games of all time («you can’t just shoot a /hole/ into the surface of Mars!»)
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Lol
#theres nothing quite like your mother saying Well maybe you shouldve been more careful because now your boss might think youve been flirting#with this male coworker (whom i like splendidly as a friend) and now maybe she thinks youre not trustworthy#and maybe she regrets hiring you because you said you feel like youre making a lot of mistakes this week and she might assume thats because#your head is filled with this boy.#so dont make her regret hiring you.#MA'AM I TOLD YOU I WAS ALREADY ANXIOUS BECAUSE I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES TODAY WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ASHAMED#OF SOMETHING THAT I HONESTLY HAD NO CLUE I OUGHT TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT AT MY FIRST NEW JOB AFTER IVE GRADUATED????#anyway going to bed i cant take this anymore LOL she said it so lightly and im like. well i never even considered#being afraid of making my boss regret hiring me somehow because of some kind of behaviour that i had no idea was sending some kind of signal#anywaysssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#and then she was like why are you crying?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#not to be like this is partly why i didnt want to move home but confound it all why are things like this#can i not simply confide in my mother my anxieties and worriws#worries#and not also have to worry about her potentially being like Well have you considered you ARE right and it IS your fault?#idk man something something firstborn child eldest daughter can i have some room to breathe. please#also not to whine but Not my father walking in on me eating dinner at 10pm because i was holed up#in my room in a semi depressive state after so many gong shows in a work day and straight up having no appetite#but deciding my body needs the food anyway its better late than never.....walking in and then saying#you know if you eat this late you'll gain weight. SIR??????????????????#sorry to complain and rant again i simply cannot in this house and whats more am doing my best to honour my parents#but why is it so hard out here and how can they say stuff like that with a smile!!!!!!!#also i DO have an inner critic who is always like Its your fault you are the worst you should be ashamed always........why do my parents#not understand after knowing me for so long and watching me grow up#that i can make myself so ashamed of the smallest thing so easily and that what they say drives me to shame almost as easily?#ANYWAY LOL WHAT A DAY#you guys!!! i am working so hard i promise i PROMISE I am!!! it is my first full time job ever and i am working so so hard#i am doing my absolute best and no one sees it and that is FINE i just wish my parents would see that i AM trying!!#i come back home so dead every single day because i put in 120%! this is literally my first job after graduation#and my parents KNOW this has been the most exhausting taxing and soul crushing year ive had in my very short life so far
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carlo's inherent tragedy as a character means that if he hadn't died young he would've gone through something worse. the horrifying realization that he inherited his father's personality <3
#lies of p#geppetto is over and over mentioned and shown to be a very stubborn man.#and the little we see of carlo.... it works.... he was in fact kind of a bull-headed little brat.#and everyone knows how much parents with strong personalities ~loooooooove~ when their kids. get it from them.#i'm not ragging on carlo. the basis of personality that is inherited is not the sole defining factor in what a person is like--#--and what is developed & changed by one's experiences would make them very different people still.#THAT SAID: i do think carlo achieving his little dream of being The Best Stalker In The World WOULD put him at risk of.#going down the same path his dear old man did :^)#there's something about being at the top of your field and what being the unquestioned authority in all that pertains to it can--#--very easily make one close-minded and set in their ways. it's probably what happened with geppetto.#i mean if my timeline is right he fucked with venigni's grand covenant long before he needed to enact mass murder to resurrect his son.#which to me speaks of him considering only himself as a trustworthy authority for a long time.#the tags in these posts really are the main feature now huh. sorry about that i just like talking here better.👍its like a secret post.#anyway. LOVE YOU DEAD BOY
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Hey... what's your favourite urban legend or ghost story?
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#mine is one that is... definitely not real. considering its a story ny dad made up for my brother and i when we were little.#he wanted to make sure we didnt wander off when we were camping.#this is the story of the Ghost Kangaroo.#... XD#he said there was a camp ground seasonal janitor who came down one day to clean up after summer#and on the way it was dark- he couldnt see the roads very well- and so. yeah. he hit a kangaroo.#when he realised there was nothing he could do. the kangaroo was dead. he just moved on#started doing his work.#but... the kangaroo got back up. it was missing a leg but it managed to struggle to the bathrooms the janitor was cleaning.#the kangaroo ripped the janitor apart as revenge and used the mans mop as a new leg.#this kangaroo no longer jumps- it walks with a#shhhhhh-thump.#shhhhhhhh-thump.#shhhhhhhhhhhhhh-thump.#//#so yeah. thats ny favourite XD its spooky and it gives me nostalgic vibes honestly 😅#when i'm in the bush i kinda feel like the ghost kangaroo is looking out for me! 😅#not my dads intention but... what can i do? XD#... i also like the one where you wake up without your kidneys 😅 XD#and the one where the guy is looking through the keyhole and all he sees is red because the red eyes woman is STARING RIGHT BACK AT HIM
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"fixer i want to have dinner with" is so fucking lame & tame for a poll idc if livestreaming culture is young asf compared to our livestreaming culture, you live in The City,, STEP UP
#i nead to eat him alive#and I (👐personally👐) hate cannibalism in general cuz why would i put someone i hate or someone i love or something idc anbout inside of me#Camille LCB#Limbus Company#Canto VII#consider me a Blue Hair Hater#thats right bitch i aint calling him his name#hes blue hair to me#What Fixer do you wanna update the body mods of fresh out of getting ur lisence with chatgpt and suffer the consequences for such post job?#What Fixer are you showing the corpse of their dead loved one?#What Fixer do you wanna be caught in the crossfire of their Distortion?#What Fixer's distortion are you causing?#What Fixer are you making a missing person?#this man has the hate sink aura and call Me that Bitch who BLACKSMITHED IT#he could pet a kitty cat and itd be the most diabolical thing on this planet
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"Nothing personal, but I don't trust you or any fucker."
Burn Gorman as Gazza in Layercake, 2004
#can't believe it took me this long to watch this one- especially considering the cast????#burn gorman#my gifs#layercake#I had you and your funky yellow trousers for only a few moments but I loved each and every one 💛#gazza#man I need a tag for burn now fuck#the burn collection#the hooligan era#if you were to take a shot each time they say 'fuck' in this film you'd be dead in half an hour#shut up ace#more crunchy 2000s footage my beloathed ♡#i think queue and I are gonna end up bloody
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Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel III. spring song, wr. Hiyama Akira (transcript; own tr.)
Marguerite Yourcenar, Fires
Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel III. spring song, wr. Hiyama Akira (transcript; own tr.)
#fate#heaven's feel#comparatives#parallels#web weaving#if there ever comes a day wherein i am NOT insane about kirei / sakura separate OR in relation to each other. it's safe to assume i am dead#like the way this Most Catholic Man Ever indirectly but consciously fashions his very own allegory for a (corrupted) virgin mary...#the way he keeps her alive despite considering her an abomination—the very kind he has been specifically raised to destroy#because she is pregnant and he is once again The Most Catholic Man Ever.#the way this 'pregnancy' is the fruit of his life's work...the way she is pregnant with his destructive dream...#girl i am ILL#also the way he's like 'you don't have to pretend when you're with me'—as she LITERALLY HAS HIS HEART IN HER HANDS???#insane. insane!!!
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radfeminism: a branch of feminism with serious issues but not automatically transphobic
TERFs: a hate movement targeting trans women and trans men and nonbinary people consisting of illiterate middle aged women and EDTWT teenage girls who are LYING when they say they hate men (they are married to men) (they’re also likely to be pedophiles)
misandry: not real
transphobia: bad
matt walsh: a conservative christian fascist who wants to impregnate teenage girls and not a TERF
thanks for listening to my ted talk
#sorry I just think if your definition of terfism starts and ends with ‘this woman hates men’ without even considering transmisogyny’#I will not take you seriously#you are just a MRA to me#the problem isn’t the man hating (which they don’t even do btw) but the fact they want trans people fucking DEAD#like you can criticize radfeminism for its ties to zionism#and the reactionary attitude towards sex work#not. the ‘man hating’
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Devious little fella.
#first attempt at drawing human alastor since. 2020. nice#i even gave him his fuck ass bob!! i think it suits him even tho it makes him look like a nerd#hazbin hotel#ive been so shy over posting hazbin stuff....but honestly cringe is dead. i love this show idc.#so yeah. enjoy this silly little doodle i drew on one layer over a month ago#fanart#digital art#art#my art :D#alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#for his skintone i just took his canon colouring and saturated it untill he didn't look dead anymore. just saying.#like personally my ideal alastor hc is white passing mixed race man.#i just think its such an interesting position to be in considering the time period he is from#(and by interesting i mean it drives me up the facking wall)
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