#conpiracy

[undinecissy]

James Wilby as Stringer in Film Consipracy(1989)

"....Conspiracy gives me something for the CV which shows the breadth of parts I'm capable of playing...I'd love to play all sorts of different roles, not just sensitive souls." -interview in March, 1990

[giftofshewbread]

Project Blue Beam/Rapture Scenario

https://rumble.com/v2caq18-project-blue-beamrapture-scenario.html

[underground-hip-hop-affiliated]

"connecting to it if the vibe special." - Con$piracy

[300iqprower]

Absolutely insane how the new DMC anime is already tanking its hype because the director cannot shut the fuck up online about his weird alt right views.

[hl-obsessed]

well of course he is not dating him anymore. for years now. they are married now.

also he's talking about conspiracies that are the nature of the job, when they get very personal and then the kid. unfair conspiracies.

it's what we have know. there nothing he can do about it.

it sounds like it has double meaning. you can interpret this like his talking about that Larry is unfair conspiracy or the kid.

that's why we have this only as article and not normally interview? so people can do of it what they want? okay then.

hey! CEO of bluegreening, which way is it?

[satorugojoswiife]

ok but genuinely asking where is todo??? He hasn't been in the series for so long and we know he isn't dead. like u would think he'd have at least been watching the fight ??? Also would have been interesting to see his reaction to kenny killing yuki?????

[imkeepinit]

The assassination claim appears to have originated with Julie Kelly, a leading MAGA apologist for the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol. Kelly has built a career peddling anti-government, pro-Trump conspiracy theories. Her bio on “X” reads “J6 conspiracy theorist” and “insurrection denier,” which is entirely accurate. For instance, Kelly has tried to shift the blame for Jan. 6 from Trump and rightwing extremists, including the Proud Boys, to the FBI. She has insinuated that somehow the Bureau instigated the attack... Kelly tweeted out a series of screenshots of court filings, claiming that the documents showed the FBI “risked the lives of Donald Trump, his family, his staff and Mar-a-Lago guests for a publicity stunt to make it look like Trump stole national security files.” She based her conclusions in part on an excerpt from Trump’s unsealed brief to the court, which itself deceptively quoted the Justice Department deadly force policy by omitting the word “only” before “when necessary” without using ellipses to indicate that words were removed.

[a-teardrop-of-the-sun]

I work as a notetaker/scribe for students with disabilities in my local universities. Shoutout to this absolutely batshit specimen of a lecturer

[chenziee]

agaergaergtegasefrtv

thank you @staff

you may be pissing me tf off lately with the godawful twitter-fication ideas but I do still love you (don't fuck this moment up i beg)

[limshy]

mark zuckerberg is a lizard

[windwenn]

I have to add as someone who went through a MASSIVE conspiracy theory/unexplained mystery phase (not that i subscribed to any conspiracies ofc, theyre just very entertaining to me) i unironically kind of love how convoluted it is, bc it feels like exactly what it's going for, which is a big conspiracy

Im so fascinated by my x-files obsession like i have been watching this show nonstop for about three days now. Critically speaking it isn't actually that good. But it is also perfect. And it has vibes so incredible and main character chemistry so strong that the fanfic is probably the real masterpiece here (i have not read any yet)

[milfygerard]

life cycle of TS/TV swiftie speculation

TV or project is released

theorizing that shes dropping the next one soon starts 24 hours-a week tops after release

tiktok gets ahold of the theory and starts flooding all TS discussion with date and time addition and close analysis of amount of ellipses and color of emojis because lover era did permanent damage we will never truly recover from

everyone collectively decides at least twice a month every month that shes dropping the new album TODAY because of what they percieve as extremely subtle and hidden clues from taylor

they get mad when she doesnt launch a new project less than a month after the one she just released and bitch on tiktok

everyone gets fucking sick of the conpiracy theories and create a reverse-tv-theory group creating a third bubble of discourse

taylor swift (due to her never being subtle a moment in her life) starts giving the most obvious easter eggs possible like almost embarrassingly obvious

non-throy fans notice and get excited, then get yelled at by the anti-theory crowd who have been yelling at theories for months now and still havent readjusted

nobody is happy

TV or project is released

repeat ad nauseum

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

i love barty jr.'s tinfoil hat conpiracy theories for how voldemort totally doesn't actually like or rely on alphard that much and it's all just an elaborate ruse. you would've loved reddit barty

The Man Who Would Be King by me and @therealvinelle

You have captured the essence of Barty.

Look, @therealvinelle, praise and reddit!

[banchiedoingart]

currently making pinterest boards for each of the bad kids. what the FUCK do i put to make riz look less cool

its all people in suits and with guns and conpiracy boards and i cant figure out how to properly convey how much of a loser nerd he is. i cant stress this enough

[the-king-and-the-druidess]

Self-fulfiling prophecy: Morgana and Mordred

Self-unfulfilling prophecy: The Golden Age

It's been 200 years since I watched Merlin and it's taken until I saw a post talking about some raw like the dragon gives for me to go huh. That bitch really was the true antagonist of the series.

Might be considered late to the club by some but here I am anyways, hear me out.

Big magical creature with a fuck off long life span trapped under the castle of a dude who tried to systematically wipe out all magic. Said castle owner killed friends and family and turned the world into something unrecognisable and hostile that may never be recovered from. Well time to destroy this fuckers entire LIFE AND LEGACY. What humans consider a long game is basically a round of Connect-Four to a dragon.

Merlin rolls in magic up the wazoo able to roam freely around the castle AND getting into chaos trying to figure out his purpose and destiny. The dragon is like "perfect, how best to manipulate this twink? I know I'll say there is a prophecy. Humans eat that shit up when it comes from a fuck off sized magical creature they can barely comprehend existing."

He puts himself squarely in the position of wizened mentor who can drip feed merlin important magical info as required. Always careful not to give too much at once so that merlin doesn't know enough to catch onto him. He is someone whose word should be trusted. He helps merlin find fixes to shenanigans and strange magical visitors looking for their own revenge, sometimes because he doesn't want to work around their plan, sometimes because of his own prideful desire to be the one to get his ultimate revenge and doesn't want anyone getting in the way of that. But all Merlin knows is that he has helped and so that lends credibility when he's sowing the seeds of discord and future destruction by saying shit like "Morgana is destined for darkness."

Even by the time Merlin starts questioning and bucking against the dragons rules and opinions he has already internalised so much of what was said, and made so many mistakes based on the dragons advice that he doesn't know how to walk back on. Some lingering ignorance in combination with the sunk cost fallacy and a desire to be The Good Guy turns a bogus prophecy into a self fulfilling one.

Once he's laid the pieces he just has to wait and watch. Eventually Merlin realises his whole dragon lord thing and it's an annoyance but by then he's in too deep to actually comprehend how far along he is in the dragons plans and wouldn't be able to unravel the dragons plans to first destroy everything anyways.

It doesn't matter that Uther isn't there to watch his kingdom change into something kinder than he would ever have wanted or that he isn't there when it eventually crumbles because it was never about Uther's pain and always about the dragons pride.

[myfairkatiecat]

Ok look the same person conpiracies have been ridiculous but

does anyone even know how you and Lara know each other? No. You just both kinda exist. You like the same fandoms. You say the same “secure the perimeter” stuff every week for that one fandom. You both are into musical theater. You both like STAR WARS and have theoretically both been ACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE STAR WARS FANDOM, which is not usually an overlap with KOTLC and a rather strange coincidence if you ask me… you also both always have the same opinions. Especially in abscourse, but also about everything else.

I don’t think it makes sense that you’d be the same person as an account that hasn’t even existed for as long as yours. Like ehhhhh. Also only you and Lara seem to have the exact same rhetoric.

I agree that making a second fake account is something you would do for sillies but I don’t think you’d randomly do it during the kotlc fandom way before any mystery blog conspiracies were happening. It would be so random. Doesn’t add up. BUT you and Lara have both been on tumblr for faaaaaaar longer than you’ve been active in the KOTLC fandom.

so I think you created a second blog during shenanigans in some other fandoms—I saw somewhere (I think Lara said it?) that you’ve been in past fandoms with mystery blog shenanigans, which would be the sort of time where you’d make a fake second fan blog to mess with people, so I think you made the figure-skating-avocado account for sillies and giggles in that fandom or perhaps another fandom where you were chaos-stirring and now you just keep it up cause why not. It would also explain why Lara, while not being apathetic about tam cam’s identity, has never pushed for it. It’s because she’s YOU and she already knows.

anyway I think most of these theories are pretty far fetched but when you guys started talking about those other chaotic fandoms back and forth I looked at your guys’ blogs and was like holy crap they’re actually legitimately the same person

@figure-skating-avocado they’re onto us

^live gracie reaction

Okay but genuinely this is the best thought out same-person theory I’ve seen so far. Maybe we ARE the same person 👀 the evidence stacks up

(Also yes that’s Gracie doing the tam cam expression. It’s too perfect not to post)