#congrats btw

[still-fatemeh]

Wait, hold on a second...

Was I the 2000th reblog?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rk-x-yz]

huh that was weird my laptop died :////

anyway idk what we want to call it?? bc "early mornin legality issues" is probably not a name that fits this one

"Two Chances, and You Lost Both." < - thats something I can see him saying. Cool thats the name now, nicknamed "early mornin legality issues"

[termagax]

it’s okay dog cage anon i was the hypno kink guy last time and welllll i have embraced it

its warming my heart how many of yous have followed me over. freaks stick together.

[wntw-virtuemoir-edition]

Why does Scott look like he’s aged 20 years in only a few? Does marriage do that to you? I hope not, I’m engaged to be married next year 🫤

idk but i promise u that it absolutely does not if ur marrying ur best friend🫢

[psipaka]

Forgot to post it here

[magicicephoenix]

🌙✨ Please tell the Moon guy he’s very pretty and I give him a kiss on the cheek and his favorite flower. ^^

And also thank him for keeping us safe and the troublemakers in line..

(Girl Anon)

he appreciates the flowers 👍

everything else he is too overwhelmed to process lol

[kaiju-krew]

he didn't stand a chance <3

original/inspo!!

[dimonds456]

@joyflameball

not self diagnosed not professionally diagnosed but a secret third thing (peer reviewed autism)

[transearthmover]

in light of kinda recent events

[the-magnus-protocol]

Wow Gwen really speed ran the “awful thing happening after being put in charge” thing huh

[yaolmao]

rahhhh dtiys forrrrr: @lotus-pear

Closeup:

[maldudaily]

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Day 69: WOOOO YEAH ITS 69 BABY GOTTA LOVE THE FUNNY NUMBER 69

[valtsv]

faulkner's "i'm not going to hurt you, i'm going to make you a saint" line gains a whole new comically horrific dimension after you've listened to the entire podcast. like buddy i'm so sorry but i don't think that's how it works .

[shade-e-e-es]

It’s funny to me, ok?

[somerandomdudelmao]

OKAY SO GENERAL THOUGHTS AND SOME HYPOTHESES BASED UPON THE INFORMATION WE HAVE:

Holly is from Teegarden; a place where either all of his species can shapeshift or he himself is some kind of priest of whatever god they worship that has given him the ability to shapeshift. If ALL of the Teegardenians have innate shapeshifting, this makes the bird hunting Inherently More Sinister, but it makes far more sense to me for Holly to be special, because he says he's from a temple and attributes his shapeshifting to god. It also makes sense for Holly to be special amongst his species because Sculptor asked Oscar and Ward 'Which of you is smarter?'

They're keeping higher quality/more unique specimens in The Vault and maintaining them for some reason.

When Ward is still Very Much Ravaged by whatever the fuck the Science Scrapers were doing, we see probably-Sculptor saying they should put him specifically with 'someone peaceful'. We don't know why they have taken this consideration beyond determining he's not going to be a danger to a more peaceful inmate, but we do know Holly is also missing an eye, which means that must be part of the 'forcibly extracting information from a creature's body and brain' process. Ward was not doing any talking, they got the information about Oscar's laptop via stealing it out of his brain. Sculptor was not separating the dangerous smart one from the harmless stupid one. The Echolocators (this will be my shorthand for the rest of the Q) fully believe themselves to be above both these weird little dudes, but they know from experience they can get more, better information about humans out of the smarter of the two.

Holly sighs sadly and says 'they've found another civilization to destroy', and he's been kept alive alone in the vault for an indefinite period of time while the general ecosystem of his planet appears to be intact enough for regular hunting excursions. Either the Echolocators circle around regularly between planets they've previously colonized to keep the base resources on each planet fresh, or they are in the middle of ravaging specifically Teegarden beyond livability, and will move on to Earth next now that they've conveniently found some fun new pets. I believe the use of 'civilization' is significant enough to suggest it's the former, which is Way Scarier because they've also noted humans are edible and taste good.

A species of colonizer aliens being set up in an ant-like colony is delightful by the way. Also I saw someone in the notes saying 'oh no she doesn't know about The Incident' over Ecliptica being like 'I didn't really check on Ward, science is boring to me' and would just like to say No. Ecliptica absolutely knows about the unethical Whatever That Was and The Vault. She just doesn't know if Ward survived or is any semblance of okay. Because Oscar is a cute fun novelty and Ward is some guy she does not particularly care about.

Oh, my God, I want to express my thoughts on your hypotheses so bADLY. But that would be the wrong way to present information that should be shown in a story. But I still want everyone to see it, because carefully analyzing a story is one of the greatest forms of art that amazes me every time🧡

[loafbud]

[ old version | 2023 ] I HAD TO REDRAW THIS CUZ I REALIZED IT'S KINDA RELEVANT TO THE SUMMER SPLATFEST LOL