#confirned

[rebelcracker-s]

WE WON WE WON WE WON SELNICKBREE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SCREAMING

[aziraphalalala]

S3 CONFIRMED!!!! Yessssssss!!!!

*inchoate screeching*

[yardsards]

ive talked about queerplatonic jesslake a lot but after recently rewatching book 4 i must also say: queerplatonic rymin

[rising-in-the-ash]

Nightmares, part 2

Watch Nightmares part 1 here

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

"Hey, shhh, no. Don't think about it, princess, just look at me. S'it feel good? You like that?"

none of y'all want to see my wips right now actually ✋

[it2017]

Btw this song is literally the 34k word lesbian reddie fic im writing. if you even care

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

AYO???

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Let's fucking goooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[chenyuvale]

IT MEANS that i squish ur face around into various emojis smh sillyhead

fhxhd ok thats a silly sweet option i like that

[last-answer]

EVERYOWN EVERYINE AAHHHHHHH

[mechagic]

People who are "recovering" from antishipping are so weird

Like what are you recovering from being hot and sexy? You didn't want to get any bitches but got too many as an antishipper? You don't want a shitton of bitches so you became a proshipper?

[project-incubus]

gender is stord in the weed

[shesmore-shoebill]

Hello. This is Mahmoud from Gaza. I hope you are well. Could you please boost my campaign and reblog my new post entitled “My Family in Gaza: Stuck in a Vicious Cycle of Pain, Displacement and Death”? My campaign was vetted by el-shab-hussein #151 on the "Vetted Gaza Fundraisers List'' as explained in my recent blog. https://www.tumblr.com/mahmoudkhalafff/757678055593590784/my-family-in-gaza-stuck-in-a-vicious-cycle-of?source=share

Confirmed that this is on the list of vetted fundraisers. Link to post w/ spreadsheet and fundraiser here, if folks are able to help.

[drunkonschadenfreude]

going through it

[ruvi-muffin]

YEAH SO,,

Taliesin just confirned why both shadowgast and callowmoore are my fave ships, and it makes so much sense actually???

I mean i kinda knew but it's neat to hear it said out loud ??

It's about the "i hate myself and carry a lot of guilt. BUT you match my freak, so do you want to spend the rest of your life with me? (If you'll have me, which i'm guessing not, bc i'm the worst, but Still)" for me.

[pseudophan]

talking about phannie history and we havent even mentioned dans overly earnest semi-erotic horror vampire fiction about him and his confirned bachelor roommate that got published in a bestselling book marketed to 12-15 year olds

for sure up there with the funniest shit he's ever done because genuinely what the fuck. the way-too-accurate fanfic prose, the overwhelmingly earnest parts about his and phil's friendship, the ridiculous eroticism of that entire tree bit, the AMOUNT of time they spend with their noses touching... honestly he should have just gone all the way and written them as lovers because truly what is this girl

-- Phil grabbed Dan’s wrists and pinned him against the tree

oh i bet

-- (…) Phil, who, as if in slow motion, leant backwards, smacked the branch from Dan’s hand and grabbed him by the throat

of course he did

-- He tried to move but the force his friend was applying to his neck seemed immovable and impossible 

uh-huh

-- Phil stepped closer until their noses touched and looked Dan directly in the eyes: ‘I could kill you. Every fibre of my being is urging me to tilt your head back and bite your neck, but I can choose not to.’

okay. so cool dan

-- Phil moved in closer, pinning Dan’s body against the tree-

WE GET IT. actually. jesus christ.

..but then there's the :( you know :(

-- The next day was to be Phil’s funeral. Dan had no interest in going. His friendship with Phil was personal to him and not something he wanted to share with family and friends who would mean well but insult with every word of comfort. He decided that even if he had to attend physically, he would be somewhere else in his mind. He had to.

worst shit i've ever had to read.