#confirned

[rebelcracker-s]

WE WON WE WON WE WON SELNICKBREE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SCREAMING

[aziraphalalala]

S3 CONFIRMED!!!! Yessssssss!!!!

*inchoate screeching*

[yardsards]

ive talked about queerplatonic jesslake a lot but after recently rewatching book 4 i must also say: queerplatonic rymin

[rising-in-the-ash]

Nightmares, part 2

Watch Nightmares part 1 here

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

"Hey, shhh, no. Don't think about it, princess, just look at me. S'it feel good? You like that?"

none of y'all want to see my wips right now actually ✋

[it2017]

Btw this song is literally the 34k word lesbian reddie fic im writing. if you even care

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

AYO???

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Let's fucking goooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[noctualagenaria]

IT MEANS that i squish ur face around into various emojis smh sillyhead

fhxhd ok thats a silly sweet option i like that

[last-answer]

EVERYOWN EVERYINE AAHHHHHHH

[mechagic]

People who are "recovering" from antishipping are so weird

Like what are you recovering from being hot and sexy? You didn't want to get any bitches but got too many as an antishipper? You don't want a shitton of bitches so you became a proshipper?

[project-incubus]

gender is stord in the weed

[shesmore-shoebill]

Hello. This is Mahmoud from Gaza. I hope you are well. Could you please boost my campaign and reblog my new post entitled “My Family in Gaza: Stuck in a Vicious Cycle of Pain, Displacement and Death”? My campaign was vetted by el-shab-hussein #151 on the "Vetted Gaza Fundraisers List'' as explained in my recent blog. https://www.tumblr.com/mahmoudkhalafff/757678055593590784/my-family-in-gaza-stuck-in-a-vicious-cycle-of?source=share

Confirmed that this is on the list of vetted fundraisers. Link to post w/ spreadsheet and fundraiser here, if folks are able to help.

[drunkonschadenfreude]

going through it

[pseudophan]

talking about phannie history and we havent even mentioned dans overly earnest semi-erotic horror vampire fiction about him and his confirned bachelor roommate that got published in a bestselling book marketed to 12-15 year olds

for sure up there with the funniest shit he's ever done because genuinely what the fuck. the way-too-accurate fanfic prose, the overwhelmingly earnest parts about his and phil's friendship, the ridiculous eroticism of that entire tree bit, the AMOUNT of time they spend with their noses touching... honestly he should have just gone all the way and written them as lovers because truly what is this girl

-- Phil grabbed Dan’s wrists and pinned him against the tree

oh i bet

-- (…) Phil, who, as if in slow motion, leant backwards, smacked the branch from Dan’s hand and grabbed him by the throat

of course he did

-- He tried to move but the force his friend was applying to his neck seemed immovable and impossible 

uh-huh

-- Phil stepped closer until their noses touched and looked Dan directly in the eyes: ‘I could kill you. Every fibre of my being is urging me to tilt your head back and bite your neck, but I can choose not to.’

okay. so cool dan

-- Phil moved in closer, pinning Dan’s body against the tree-

WE GET IT. actually. jesus christ.

..but then there's the :( you know :(

-- The next day was to be Phil’s funeral. Dan had no interest in going. His friendship with Phil was personal to him and not something he wanted to share with family and friends who would mean well but insult with every word of comfort. He decided that even if he had to attend physically, he would be somewhere else in his mind. He had to.

worst shit i've ever had to read.

[sporesgalaxy]

A friend I have on discord asked me like a month ago if Franky and Buggy are related (they had just gotten to Marineford/right after Impel Down) and I have not been able to stop thinking about it since. Just imagining Franky hyping up his cringefail older brother and his explosives 😭😭😭

AH.... You've unlocked my secret favorite One Piece conspiracy theory >:)

I mean, think about it....

They were both born on the Grand Line

they both have blue hair, which doesn't seem to be that common.

Buggy is just 3 years older than Franky

their names are both weird and weirdly similar (Cutty Flam and Buggy, that is)

We don't know how the Roger Pirates met Buggy, but we know Franky was abandoned on Water 7 by his birth family of pirates

We see that Franky doesn't think too highly of Pirates after being abandoned, whereas young Buggy idolizes pirates for all the wrong reasons, even insulting the Roger Pirates and Shanks for being "soft"

they're both really fixated on ONE adjective that they very strongly identify with and try to say as much as possible ("Flashy" and "Super")-- and both adjectives describe something that stands out in a big way!

very minor, but their eyes are stylized similarly, with the eyelashes typically on the bottom instead of the side like Usopp

But you already knew that.....so what if I told you.....I CAN MAKE IT MORE RIDICULOUS

WHO ELSE HAS BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS IN ONE PIECE? THAT'S RIGHT: NEFERTARI VIVI

WHAT THE FUCK'S SHE GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? NEED I REMIND YOU...

HER ANCESTOR, NEFERTARI D. LILI, WENT MISSING AFTER THE WORLD GOVERNMENT WAS FOUNDED!!

Sure, maybe she just died...BUT this was the queen smart enough to fool Imu and scatter the poneglyphs!!!!!

It really seems like she was unaccounted for, not just assassinated!!!!!

So...could she have started a new life at sea??!!!?!?? Could Nefertari D Lili have direct descendants, in addition to the descendants of her brother who rule Alabasta??!!!!!???!!!!??? Could those descendants..........be blue haired pirates on the Grand Line?!?!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Doesn't all that make you think....ISN'T IT INTERESTING....THAT WHEN ODA COULD DRAW BUGGY WITH ANY HAIRSTYLE HE WANTED DURING IMPEL DOWN.......HE GAVE HIM THE SAME HIGH PONYTAIL THAT WAS VIVI'S SIGNATURE STYLE⁉️❓️‼️❓️‼️⁉️⁉️💥💥💥💥💥

THATS RIGHT. CONFIRNED