#con man king

[simplesimping]

I'm working on my roar... meow. (c) Astarion

[sweetoneiros]

i forgot to post these on here but everyone deserves to see how handsome he is.

[magnificoluvr]

king magnifico when u tell him a good joke

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD with fans at the Superhero Comic Con San Antonio - day two

Our Spider Boy ❤️

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[fiksaal]

Some sketches bc I rewatched tftb

[calamari-minecraft-corner]

Poor Fundy XD

Wait is any of the..... the whole thing with Dream and Wilbur? Like obvs that's just Wilbur but just.... Are any of those ahem 'daddy dream' vibes in dnd con au or does Wilbur spare his son on one horrible experience XD

It’s

It’s complicated but Wilbur is a menace to Dream as he is with Cala that’s the best way to explain it he has a very unhealthy thing with them both

And Dream at this point is not having any of it since ten years locked up is a bitch but Wilbur keeps pushing and flirting with him and Dream is just “I regret reviving this man”but he really doesn’t.. reject- it’s more so he brushes it off very easily

Wilbur meanwhile has a very twisted sense of idolization with Dream- on one hand he sees him basically like a saint and the other one he just wants to suffocate him with his affection- like that love turns into hate it’s an endless loop

Fundy wants to just hide forever since his dad keeps trying to flirt with the people he loves and he knows those two dumbasses might do something stupid if he doesn’t say something

Dream thinks it’s hilarious at first though since Cala doesn’t know Wilbur is Fundy’s dad early on so like- when Wilbur flirts and Cala reciprocates he witnesses Fundy take a lot of psychic damage internally

[splatcat64]

i had a really long convo with my friends about this but it really seriously feels like ppl get rhys and fionas characterization switched up HARD. this is bc of the u choose the path thing but also a heavy hand in the misogyny and racism (and general way ppl tend to approach pandorans due to being effected by how jack talked about them . LOL) fiona is such a sweetheart whos working her hardest to protect the people she loves + imo shes the one who helped vaughn grow into someone who adores pandora as well. it makes me blow up. i have a few songs that have been making me go nuts about her . hai i got excited sorry

NOOO DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING EXCITED I totally get it my god,,, this blog is becoming so tales centric I’m sorry not sorry here we go. If you haven’t seen tales and want to be mindful of light spoilers. ⚠️

This has been talked about on my side a bit but I tooootally agree, Both of their characterization gets switched up BAD and it’s absolutely insane, both Fiona and Rhys are good people, but flawed. Flawed, but good people, and it gets constantly jumbled around in the fandom. I feel like a lot of people have a really hard time grasping that “choose ur own adventure” protags still have a core personality set, especially telltale. I always use Lee TWGD as an example, because sure you can portray him as either very very confrontational, or more soft spoken and sweet, but in the end of th edgy he still killed someone. In the end of the day he still ALWAYS cares about Clem. It’s not any different for those two idiots, they still have their respective arcs and the such.

I feel like Fiona gets a lot of shit specifically BECAUSE she’s snarky and she. speaks her mind. And god forbid a POC/Black coded woman do ANYTHING. Jack really messed up ppls views on Pandorans but the look into Sasha and Fi’s life is literally just more, HEY, they’re people!! Maybe don’t listen to the GENOCIDAAAAL [big arrows pointing to the word] MANIAC. It’s thrown right at your face. People take wtv the fuck Jack says way to seriously when he lies. So much. All the time. And I don’t get why no one takes it with a pile of salt constantly. When really she does just have a heart of gold, most of her being mean is literally just playful banter like hello. Sasha’s meaner than her by a mile but Fi still gets slaaandered for it. And even tho Sasha does have her really mean moments I will defend her to the grave with strangers bcus “hating her” without a valid reason gets veeerry racy really quick and as a black person it really does rub me the wrong way sometimes. So much mischaracterization everywhere. It’s a weird mix of a patriarchal, misogynistic, racist deal with EVERY character in The Group and I’m just… how do you manage to mischaracterize everybody from a game that’s all story.

And the point I made in a post somewhere about how Rhys is written differently than a LOT of men in borderlands and ppl have ran with it and decided hey this guy actually sucks. Or hey haha this guy can’t do anything. He’s completely out of his element on Pandora, of course he’s stumbling somewhat but bro is brave as hell for that shit. He’s a completely capable dude, yes he cares about Fiona and Sasha and Vaughn. Yes they care about him. I feel like people also get it twisted because of Fiona and Rhys in the intros, but people gotta remember that they’re acting like that because the game was episodic and we weren’t rlly allowed to know that they’re super buddy buddy. That’s one gripe I have w the game is that they made Fiona seem like she HATED his ass in some of the future settings in the beginning of episodes and people took it way too literally. Please I beg they’re besties,,, you’ve never boxed with a bestie before??? Either way it’s obvious that it’s blown out of proportion especially after Rhys’ whole arc concludes. You’re supposed to be like oooh he’s like that cause we couldn’t know. You look at Fi and you’re supposed to like daaamn she really cares about him/them they were all just split apart after extremely traumatic events. [I’m gonna stop here with this point cause it’s starting to be a run on but people do not talk enough about how traumatic both Helios’ crash, the wreck, and Gortys’ first fight was for all of them.]

I’ve talked extensively with a friend about this too but Tales had a looot of budget issues during its making cause of Telltale nuking itself, and the game was meant to have more time. ALL of them were!!! I always think about maybe if they all got more time they’d be treated this way less. But yknow,, whatever I guess.

AND THE VAUGHN THING UR SO CORRECT GOD. I think she really help him crawl out of his shell for a lack of a better term, both the sisters tbh I feel like they’re a very rare and cute friendship pairing and I need to see more of Sasha daring him to do shit like in the Chimera dome. They all care sooo deeply for each other and people even manage to miss that like god. One of Rhys’ core traits if you don’t make him abysmally evil is loyalty. LOYALTY. Fiona hasn’t had many, hell if any friends since tales started, She is SUCH a caring person of course she’s gonna ride or die for her friends. Like that one scene on Helios where Rhys can ask her not to leave, And she’s like “If I wanted to leave, I would’ve done it a looong time ago.” There’s so many points in the game I could,d bring up that show how great all of them are, Fiona, after knowing him for not too long at all, tries to convince Vaughn to be brave, and that he can survive Bossanova’s race. Yes, she had to do that so they wouldn’t die, but she went out of her way to say it in a way that was reassuring enough. That’s sweet. If she didn’t care about them she wouldn’t have played cards on the roof with Rhys, or play bunkers and badasses with the boys, or I don’t know, let them LIVE IN WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY HER HOUSE FOR A YEAR. /ref ep.3 of tales. I’m being dramatic, of course there are factors that didn’t let her kick them out. But, my point stands.

That wasn’t meaaan that was playful reassurance, she’s telling him she’s THERE FOR HIM. They all care sooosososo much. If none of the, cared about each other, any “betrayal” wouldn’t mean that much. People get hurt like that because of their bonds and yes, YES I’m being opinionated but they’re like the found family ever, god. Fiona is fucking amazing and she wouldn’t put up with anyone if she didn’t either have to, or care, and after a certain point it’s very obvious that it’s not the first one.

TLDR; Tales is great, stan Fiona, stan Rhys, Stan Sasha and Vaughn,,, my glorious queens and kings. Forgive any typos or grammar I wrote this on a passionate whim,

[not-that-cas-lives-in-my-ass]

Misha During Osaka Con Day 1, Look at this beautiful man! That first post is totally not photoshoped … it’s definitely me, in a chokehold with misha 👀🥀🖤

Source - Various on Twitter, I have linked them all under my posts on Instagram.

[timothylawrence]

Rev the engines on your life, Vaughn.

[sketchedbee]

Ayuda, hacer algo a parte de rostros es difícil :C

NUEVO DIBUJITO DE SUN WUKONG

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Y ESTA VEZ NO ES UN REDRAW

Me siento ligeramente orgullosa de eso

[sweetoneiros]

some more tom content from comiccon - his face upon realising i’ve actually just gotten his handwriting tattooed on me in a convention centre.

@theoryofwhatnow

[wyrmfedgrave]

The question, for Republikkkans, is "Where did tRump spend all of their money?"

(They say they don't know!!)

May I add to your collection of conspiracy theories?

I'd say that Rump & his family of grifters are stealing it!

It's all hidden in some secret bank accounts in Switzerland or some such...

Ask the IRS nicely - if you really need to know.

Being that you're such liars, I don't believe a word you say.

After all, why else would tRump have his own family running your Party?

The way he's doing on campaign & his never pay attitude should have warned you long ago.

End.

[grimaussiewitch]

Hello, I know I'm 6 months late and you probably confused but. I'm an passerby who found your post about "Let's be alone together" by Poker on hermit! tommy tag. And never know the fic and decided to give it a try, to keep it short. I found a new fic to read with. Never know i needed a dark hermitcraft fic, and yet here we are. So thanks for introducing me into it.

Yoooo I'm glad you're enjoying it! Yeah I've never seen dark!hermitcraft before but Poker did a great job. Quite surpised it's not a thing but I think most hermit fans hate making a hermit or two villains which fair lol.

Funny enough they're writing another dark!hermitcraft fic as a crossover sequel to The Snow King, aka a dark sbi!fic with Tubbo as the lead in a fae realm. Although if you're like me you're gonna have to read The Snow King first before The Foxes Hunt The Hounds.

[criticalrolo]

remus had a wisdom score of SEVEN I fukcing forgot..... god no wonder he ranks up there as one of the Most Claire Characters of All Time

[soliddaddy96]

thinking abt blondie

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Fiona, proposing a con: It's a brilliant idea. Vaughn: Damn it, Fiona. Did you ever get a brilliant idea to make money through dedication and hard work? Fiona: Yep, dismissed it.