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REPOST BECAUSE MONDAYS ARE THE WORST:
Crowley dreams of MERDER
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#good omens#gleafer art#good omens art#crowley#aziraphale#good omens aziraphale#merder#sweet dreams#metatrash#comically large mallet#emotional support cactus#Monday puts the FU in FUN
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Did i just smell someone who didn't get 8 hours of sleep last night?
#hypnos hades#hades game#hades#supergiant games#hades supergiant#fanart#art#please give us a hypnos aspect to a weapon#please let it be a comically large mallet
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Crisis put on hold momentarily to avoid being murdered
#my art#doodles#naruto#kakairu#yeah whatever I’ll tag with kkir. the ship is about Iruka beating kks over the head with a comically large mallet anyway#also ignore Kakashi’s backwards hand. its literally whatever
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Goofy lookin’ clock.
*❤️🔥*
#I think he’s a clock?#either way..#I love him.#somthing about him makes me feel fuzzy#and concerned.#like he’s gonna drag me into an alley and hit me with a comically large mallet.#but then again#i would die for him#HES SO FUNKY LOOKING#AND ON THE BACK OF THE CEREAL BOX#you really get a good look at his goofy smile.#he looks like his hame would be Teeter Tickingson or something#that’s what I’m calling him#i love it#I LOVE ITT!!#welcome home#welcome home fanwork#welcome home fanart#welcome home arg#welcomehome#welcome home neighborhood#my dandy doodles!
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Some Gortash coded unhinged textposts I made recently.
There’s more but I hit the image limit 💔💔
Thought Y’all would enjoy them teehee 🫶
Photo credit for the cult leader tweet: @bearhugsandshrugs :)
#enver gortash#baldurs gate gortash#anyways i want that crusty raccoon man gortash#baldur’s gate 3#i am hitting gortash over the head with a comically large mallet#gortash memes#bg3 memes#unhinged textposts#lord enver whoretash
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not to be mean. but if you take eddie saying he's straight at face value in the same scene where they immediately parallel him turning down a hot guy with him denying himself the things he truly desires and then go on to talk about how he only grew the mustache to hide from himself because the LAFD doesn't allow BEARDS. well then i'm gonna have to assume you are kinda dumb. sorry.
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i think in the next book keefe should fall into a hole and experience an irrelevant d-plot trying to get out of it while sophie does actual important plot things with other characters. every few chapters its keefes pov and all it says is "still in the hole." this would fix a lot of problems i think.
#make him comically irrelevant and focus on every other character and their characterization in the next book#fix what stellarlune smashed with a comically large mallet#kotlc
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It's always been there, hasn't it?
Individual illustrations under the readmore
#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#comic art#horror#gothic horror#ink#belladonna#Large plastic mallet to your head. Please appreciate this It took me an age
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The very very different ways I draw my two main interests
#utdr#deltarune#noelle holiday#invader zim#dib membrane#iz zim#deltarune fanart#invader zim fanart#hits you with a comically large mallet
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oops ^_^
#my idea of nanaiwa is that they hit each other with comically large mallets#hatoful boyfriend#hatoful kareshi#shuu iwamine#kazuaki nanaki#hitori uzune#nanaiwa
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joe burrow has shown up in his most flamboyant fit yet, goated coping mechanism
#joe burrow#idk y but i love it#hes so silly im going to hit him over the head with a comically large mallet
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Courtney Autism Headcanons I have because all of my favs are neurodivergent
Fun fact- my very first headcanon of Total Drama was that Courtney is autistic. Is this me projecting? YEAH AND WHAT ABOUT IT????
She got diagnosed at a rather early age (3 years old) with Autism, though her family always stressed to her that she should never tell anyone for fear of it messing with their reputation
Her special interest is court cases, funny enough. She loves looking up court documents and watching trials and she enjoys talking about how if she was a judge/ lawyer, how she would proceed/defend the case. Her parents noticed this and began pushing her into pursuing a career as a lawyer
She also has special interests in geography, birds of prey, MMA fighting and musical theater (though that last special interest often gets repressed since she's been taught that things such as theater are frivolous)
REALLY good at masking, so much so that she unintentionally will mask. Years of suppression has really helped in making people believe she's fully neurotypical! She was masking in the 1st season, up until she gets (unfairly) voted off
No, she doesn't have a fear of green jelly, but it is a MAJOR sensory issue for her. In fact, most gelatin and gelatin-like foods trigger her. She can't eat anything with a gummy texture
She unfortunately has a very hard time regulating her emotions since her parents couldn't be bothered to assist her anymore beyond getting a proper diagnosis. She can have very big reactions to very little inconveniences (especially if she knows she has no control over the situation)
VERY routine-oriented, so if that routine veers even slightly off track, she gets upset. She plans her week out in advance since schedules give her a sense of security
When she's not wearing shoes she walks around on her tiptoes
She also has a stim of balling her hands into fists and moving her arms up and down
She doesn't tell anybody about her diagnosis when she first arrives on the island, since it's been imbedded into her head that people will see her as less than if she tells anyone (and it's 2007, people- especially teenagers- are absolutely ableist)
Harold figures it out pretty quickly though and just outright asks her in private while they both are on Playa Des Losers since he wanted to know. She denies it at first but literally no one has just ever plainly asked her that and so she kinda breaks down and admits that yes, she is autistic, and Harold just stands there confused because why is she acting like she just got caught doing something horribly wrong
Turns out, in Courtney's eyes, something IS wrong with her. Harold straight up tells her that there's nothing she can do to make her autism "better" but it's not like being autistic is a death sentence. It's part of what makes her, her
That sorta blows her mind because all Courtney's life she's been made to feel like something is wrong with her. She never thought to just…. accept her neurodivergence. Huh
From then on she learns to just accept herself for who she is. It's a lot better than living your life ashamed of something you can't change
Duncan doesn't figure it out until like 5 years later LMAO
She doesn't keep many fidget toys, BUT, she really likes typing on keyboards. She keeps a couple out-of-use keyboards around and that's partly why she also loves her PDA
#td courtney#tdi#total drama#I know that canonically Courtney and Harold want to hit each other over the head with comically large mallets but#Imagine for a second they had the respect for each other to have a decent conversation#td headcanons
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tired of pretending i dont have a will bias sorry guys
#listen I have diff character categories yeah? like the way I treat will vs mike is TOTALLY different#doesn't mean I “hate mike” or “dont get him” but I would bonk him on the head w a comically large mallet all day evryday#but w will I would burst into tears if I even looked at him the wrong way#do u get it. please tell me this is a universal experience#will byers#byler#< for fun. yk
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>find around 4 minutes of blurry bootleg camera footage of dt macbeth
>"i'm not going to watch this because i'm literally actually going to see this in 6 days plus bc of the headphones they're not necessarily projecting and i will barely understand what theyre saying"
>20 seconds pass
>crack and watch it anyway because i'm stupid and insane
#HES HHSHHSHGHSFMWMGWMGWNGWGWJWJJWJFJWJJWJJGJ TS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OGOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SOSSOOSOSOSOOOOOO GOOD IM CRAZY#SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD#I NEED TO BE HIT WITH A COMICALLY LARGE MALLET#macbeth#ws#FUCKKUFCUFUCK THE WAY THEY DID HIS DEATH WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OITS SOO OOO O O OO O O O O O O O OO O O O O O OO#you know what i might ACTUALLY have a heart attack in the theater
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Fucking sapphic yearning is getting me. “I can imagine a home with you” shut the fuck up. Bitch.
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Update on my keychain WIPS!
#durgetash#baldurs gate gortash#enver gortash#gortash fanart#bg3 gortash#rolan#gortash x durge#i am hitting gortash over the head with a comically large mallet#dark urge x gortash#keychain sketches#bg3 fanart
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