#comfort…actor? wtf

[j-atticus]

Tom cruise is so goddamn confusing I’m not attracted to him yet i froth at the mouth when he’s on screen like somebody give me a lobotomy already

[love-laugh-daydreamarevolt]

Anyone hating on Oliver Stark rn is gonna catch these hands I swear. This man has done nothing but portray buck and his queerness in the most respectful way possible. It's okay to have strife with this show for whatever reason. It is also okay to be upset that a ship you loved didn't go the direction you wanted it to. It is however not okay to attack the actor and the show runners for it. Grow the fuck up.

[forcebookish]

did someone seriously put in the tags that they should have just 'made' sebastian's lips actually chapped as if that is a reasonable thing to do to another human being

let's just peel off a layer of skin on one of the most sensitive parts of your body every filming day

you know. for cinema

?????

[cnnibalize]

We are meant to be. | b.e

summary: the truth, this comforts or scares you? perhaps she’s not the only one with dark secrets.

warnings: soft smut, suspense, plot, !toxic billie, !dom billie, !sub reader, graphic scenes, a lot of violence in general.

read part one here!

— 3:32am, in your shared apartament, LA.

“unknown number, 2 new messages”

what the actual fuck? you thought to yourself.. who could be texting you at 3 am?? as soon as you open the messages, your heart start beating fast.

she knew damn well what she was doing to you, but you decided to not give in so easily. you couldn’t just handle yourself to her after all that you did… it wouldnt be fair with all the sacrifices you did just for her. she wanted to play that game, but she didn’t even expected you to be ahead of her. you turned your phone off and tried to sleep, but how could you sleep if shes on your mind? her touch, her kisses, her gasps for air… god that was still pretty fresh in your memory.

she always been on your fucking mind.

but your blood was still boiling… and the reason had an name, Julie. she was that desperate to get attention that she almost jumped on billie knowing damn well that you had a crush on her? that was just too fucked up, and you’d make sure she knew that.

— the next day, 12am, LA.

You started hearing some noises coming from the kitchen, and a good smell of fresh breakfast.. you woke up in an baggy tee and just panties, going to check if julie was doing anything for the both of you.

As you’re going down the stairs, you start to notice there a few things are off… you can hear julie giggling uncontrollably, perhaps she invited some guy she was fucking to our apartment? you didn’t knew. As you peeked to look at the kitchen, you saw billie standing there, absolutely nonchalant while your friend was almost begging for her to gave her attention, to fuck her, or anything that the basic shallow girl wanted.

“billie? wtf are you doing here?” you say almost smirking.. you knew damn well what she was up to, you knew all this time. they both look at you, billie opening an side smirk a the moment she saw you only in a tee. julie was clearly getting pissed at this, she was trying so hard, and you got billie’s attention without even trying to.

“good morning princess…” she says playing dumb and ignoring the question as her smirk turns into an smile as she looked at you up and down.

“i asked you something, and how do you know where i live?” you said forcing an confused face as she smirked more at you.

“julie texted me, and i asked for your address, so she gave it to me.” she says, in a teasing tone. she was clearly trying to mess with you.

“why would you do that?” you say as julie just stay sitting in the balcony chair and stares at the both of you clearly uncomfortable for not being the center of attention.

“you didn’t replied to me properly when i asked you to come over to my place, remember? so i had to take another way honey…” she says getting closer to you, as you both forgot julies existence.. she start speaking.

“did you invite her to come over to your place…? you clearly forgot to tell me that.” she feels excluded and used as she takes her purse, walking towards the door, slamming it as she gets out of the apartment.

you were about to talk something, as you both hear an alarm coming from the tv, it was breaking news from LA.

“there was two bodies found in los angeles this morning.” until that part it was “normal” for LA… but as the presenter continues to speak, you two were left with your mouths wide open.

“one of them known as frank enastacio, a 67 old famous actor, recently envolved with multiples scandals evolving the s.a’s of minors. and the other was an young girl, mostly known by “drew” or just the ex best friend of the world famous popstar billie eilish.”

we were both staring at the news, thinking about drew and that random guy. until a picture of him appears on the screen, and you quickly recognized him.

“come on, do you know who i am, darling? i could make all your wishes come true.”

you could remember vividly her gross and suggestive tone, trying to get his hands all over you, trying to manipulate you, but he couldn’t do that. billie stopped him, she protected you, “you’d still wonder how she knew the exact moment that he would try something…” that was an fucking lie, you knew damn well how she knew that.

you thought of it.

you smirked.

as billie stared at the screen not believing that her childhood best friend was actually dead.. you wrapped your arms around her as she cried on your shoulder. burying her face on your chest… they weren’t close anymore, but she’d still in shock. the presenter continues…

“theres been an alarming increase in the violent homicide rate, the police states that it couldn’t be just one serial killer, but two of them. the circumstances and particularities of the murders are different.” billie start staring at the tv, watching it carefully to not miss anything.

“theres the most violent one, we’ve been speculating that this one only murdered young girls.. the list goes on odessa zion, found last week buried on the woods, quenlin blackwell found on the same grave as odessa, amelia dimoldenberg, found on a lake.. and lastly, drew starkley, found on a shallow grave a few cities away of the big los angeles.”

That broke her down, everyone knew that odessa and queen were billie’s best friends… odessa was more, she was the girl that billie thought she would marry. they never dated, but everyone knew that billie fucking loved her.

“the most ‘chill’ one murders murders only men, usually older and unknown men. the list of name’s wasnt published because mostly this men weren’t public figures, just one of them was known, frank enastacio.”

that was getting fucking interesting.

— 2 weeks later, 8pm, in billie’s bedroom.

“babe i don’t have anything to wear today.. i can’t go meet ur friends looking like im homeless.” you said with a pount face as she grabbed your chin giggling and giving a little kiss on your mouth.

“look at the closet babe..” she says smirking as she put on her tie.

You just rushed into her big closet finding an big black dress with an little bag on the side.. you opened the bag and found a lacy black lingerie, hearing her voice behind you.

“you’re going to use this tonight.” she says as she clicks on a little bottom on her phone and the underwear start vibrating. “just to let you know.” she smirked looking at you up and down.

“you’re evil..” you strip in front of her, putting only the lingerie on, after that you turn around and get closer to her.. “turn it on.” you say in a demanding tone as she smirks back at you.

“as you wish.” she turns it on, putting it on the max. you squirm so hard that you automatically close your legs, almost falling on the ground, but billie doesnt let you fall and carries you to her bed. “not that tough right now, huh?” she spoke mocking you

“i want you to hurt me. fucking hurt me.” you said between moans and squirms.. as she hear that, her smirk grows wider.

“oh yeah? you want me to ruin you babe? you’re such a greedy whore. hands behind your back.” she says as she stops the vibrations, making you gasp, you quickly turn around and obey her. she took her tie and tied your wrists together, and suddenly you knew that she wasn’t playing.

— 10pm, same day, at billie’s friends house, LA.

you were drinking and enjoying the party, but you looked really tired… it was billies fault for bending you over and fucking you brainless before this.

but she wasn’t chill at all, she looked almost.. you know, paranoid. it was unusual, and you did nothing about it… you just watched her as she walked, whispering things for herself as she dragged you into the car to go back home without saying a word. you were getting pissed.. because this time, you didnt knew what it was.

— 10:50pm, at billie’s place, LA.

she didn’t say a word to you since you two got home, you decided to take a shower and after that you would sleep. after the shower, billie was already on the bed, with an sleepy look, you lay beside her, getting cozy on her arms as usual. you slept like an angel.

until you woke up in the middle of the night, and she wasn’t by your side anymore… you heard a sobbing noise coming from one of billie’s rooms, as you got up and started slowly walking to see where it was.. you saw the only room that was locked by a key with the door wide open

You walked like a feather, trying not to make any noise. As you got almost in front of the door, you tried to see what was going on there… billie was on her knees on the floor, as the room was full of wallets, ids and even desmembered body parts of everyone you ever dated…

“how could i do that do her..? her friends know it i could see in their faces!” she was crying, sobbing…

“billie? whats this? whats happening?” you say as you try to understand her, backing off a bit when you saw she had a knife in her hands.

“i killed drew, odessa… even fucking amelia! i shouldnt’ve done that… i only do it for you.. to protect you, im a fucking monster.. go away i know you want to… you dont deserve you even a little bit… im so fucking sick…” she says as she starts crying and sobbing.. you gently took the knife off her hands, throwing it somewhere.

“we are soulmates, billie.”

“w-what did you just say?” she says finally looking at you, at your soft smile, it felt like you were comforting her for a bad grade… not for murdering people.

“you didn’t kill odessa, drew.. or amelia, i did… darling i know everything about you too, isn’t that crazy? i always saw you on the screens… i always knew we were meant to be.”

“we are meant to be, billie.”

“forever.”

SORRY FOR THE WAITT, i was trying to write smut but as you can see… it didnt worked outt, HOPE YA ENJOY ITT (ofc the plot is inspired by you

[bignaturals-super]

watched asteroid city like OHHHH so yeah this movie about grief and isolation and it’s told in a confusing and discombobulated but also comforting and beautiful way because that’s what isolation and grief are and it’s about the fact that the audience knows all of these people but wtf are they doing here and it’s the fact that a literal alien is used to show alienation and also to show the sudden abnormality that grief creates and the questions it leaves behind and the roadrunner isn’t being chased so what does that mean guys!!! because the coyote is dead so what does the roadrunner do??? and it’s literally the fact that this creative genius made a play about his lover not being able to cope with his death before he has said lover and (clearly) before he has said death but it doesn’t matter anyways because he dies and ofc you can’t get over it but he pre-scripts you to relive that heartbreak every single day in two dimensions. and it’s the fact that the lines between the actors of the play and the play itself are so blurred!!!! angie/jones dissociating, mercedes/midge saying “i still don’t forgive you”, augie burning his hand and really not knowing why, THE CONFUSED NARRATOR, the fact that jones doesn’t even understand why his heart is breaking every night (hasn’t woken up cause he hasn’t fallen asleep dare i say), the fact that woodrow doesn’t know where to look or how to look because he’s awkward but he’s also an understudy and not used to half of the shit he’s doing!!!

[dollar-store-mothman]

Clarissas diy wedding is incredible i think its a new favorite (ramblings under the cut)

-aj immediately forgetting her name is supposed to be clarissa and calling her suzanne made me cackle, never change aj

-sam trying to offer an explanation for the name change and accidently creating the main conflict

-sam playing assholes is so fun to me let him do that more I think

-MARK! MAARK!!! MAAAAAHHRK!!!

-Amanda Wilson the woman that you are, comforting your friend in the strangest way possible and it fuckin works

-i love when they include the audience it's always so fun

-SENILE OLD MAN CHARACTER <333

-amanda loves clarissa so much and so clearly it pains me :(

-"youre such a good friend" STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS NOT OK MY HEART HURTS D':

-more asshole sam characters

-the priests name changes so many times and it wasn't even a difficult name to start with lmao

-TIM MY DEAR HES TRYING SO HARD MY BOY

-luke deciding the confessional bit has gone on for too long and deciding someone really needs to confess their sins is a great way of moving things along

-wtf is happening in mama Jenkins house??? Why is she so ok with it??? Why doesn't mr Wilson have pizza dough in his pizzaria???

-tom doing the math to figure out how long 3 generations is

-amanda is so bitter towards mark and rightfully so

-mama Jenkins calling clarissa out on being a bitch is iconic of her

-POP OFF AJ AINT NOONE NEEDS NO MAN AFTER HEARING YOU SING THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS

-sams really committed to this diy actor bit huh?

-tims trying so hard he has captured my soul

-"whos getting married?/*hangs up*" ok hallmark

-"clarissa, honey, its ok." CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE

-all these stops to the wedding and Amanda isn't one of them :(

-all these bitchass sam characters causing problems on purpose <3

-that kiss was passionate my god--

In short, toms characters have captured me, heart and soul, sam should be allowed to play asshole characters more often, and amanda wilson is the target audience for good luck, babe by Chappell roan. Def a new favorite <33

[paledarklight]

my god can you STFU?? You keep telling people “you didn’t actually watch the show!” No you didn’t! You say Carol is a whore and a creepy person, when she isn’t . Fans of Carol x Daryl might say “oh this oh that!” But they are the ones making to weird, not the characters and the writers. Also stop attacking the fucking actors! What the hell is wrong with you? What did the girl who play Carol do to you?

Don’t get me started on being a hypocrite and a liar. And saying things like “I don’t attack people!” But literally are mean to everyone no matter how nice they are. (Yeah I saw that person asking questions nicely and the way you responded to them? Ew. Just ew. They didn’t say or bring up half the shit you mentioned and you were a fucking ass.)

Yeah the gross sexual messages are gross. I’m sorry you get those! They aren’t fun I know. Don’t respond to them, people will send more trust me! (I’ve had people send shit like that to me)

People are hating on you because you are a proshipper and have openly admitted to being okay with older men dating underage girls! (Don’t care if “16 is legal” it’s still gross and shouldn’t be legal) But when two people have a like 2-5 year age gap both above the age of 30? Oh no that’s wrong! Because the woman is older and has a husband before! (Even thought it’s not canon and she doesn’t ever flirt with Daryl. It’s almost always a joke?)

also Daryl is late 30s or early 40s I’ve always put him around 39. That doesn’t make shipping him with a 16 year old okay. Don’t care if she turns 18 at one point, that’s still so weird. (And I’m not saying Daryl is a creep, why? Because it’s not fucking canon. He’s a good guy and I love Beth and his relationship with Beth. I don’t see it as romantic because that’s gross! If you had a better explanation other than just “oh it’s legal” maybe I wouldn’t think it’s so gross. But yk you are a fucking weirdo for saying that)

Calling all the shippers people who condone SA and saying it about not even shippers? Ew wtf. Don’t even get me started on the fact that you seem to be a bigger fan of the ship than the shippers!

Oh also it’s not SA to jokingly flirt with your friend or provide comfort to them! Especially when they don’t ever out rightly say not to. If anything you go back and watch later seasons and Daryl likes being around Carol! Why? Because they are friends. You are the only person I’ve seen say weird shit. And again, THE SHIP ISNT CANON. Yes Carol has done shit, but they only reason you seem to hate her are because of a couple toxic shippers.

And I wouldn’t have a problem with any of this, if you were a good person! If you didn’t lie and say weird ass shit all the time. You probably are a troll I know. But it’s annoying.

(Also not everyone woman who is friends with a man wants them for sex? And if you are going to say characters are bad? Have good points! And hold up other characters (that are usually worse) as well. They are just as bad. Fuck you and have a good night)

oh also I saw you say “don’t make everything sexual!” No one is, it’s just you (also your ao3 bookmarks are public… why are you reading smut about a 16 year old and a guy in his 40s- sorry my bad can’t have my own headcanons, late 30s? Kind of weird… someone people not like us by Kendrick!)

xoxo a bitch ass mf (WHO DOESNT SHIP BETH WITH ANYONE AND DOESNT SHIP DARYL WITH ANYONE SO DONT YOU DARE DO THAT SHIT) eat my shit!

I saw you say if they don't say No then it's okay to verbally sexually molested them so everything you said suddenly doesn't matter.

[crossovers-nobody-asked-for]

Ok so went through what I could of Welcome Home and I thought I would share my notes out of context.

(Welcome home Spoilers)

Rainbow monsters are cabbage Patch kids

Julie and Frank are environmental girl bosses

Julie's impressions <3 <3/pos

Wally commits arson/j

The humor in this is everything to me. Everyone is so silly. Frank is being held at gunpoint reading his lines about Julie/j/pos oh god here it comes the kiss please no oh thank god! Thank you Julie! singsongy no your dead/pos

Julie sleeps in a nest!!!

Frank wears a tie to bed/pos Julie also broke Eddie's bones/j I too would leap out a window if i knew i had no bones.Julie is me core sometimes

WHY WAS WINTER CENSORED??

Frank and Sally rivalry continues into spring.

"FRANK: (Blunt.) I don’t see the correlation with theatre and plant care, to be quite frank."<<<You do be quite frank

"Hi Ma" Eddie!! im gonna cry/pos Im gonna cry over a puppet wtf!! You can't just drop heartfelt wholesome in my horror arg.

Poppy!!!!Poppy Mention!! Poppy!! YES FINALLY POPPY FLOWER PUN!!

(Extra special spoilers)

I think Julie has insecurity issues. She's just like me for real. Oh She does! She's just like me for real! They met in such a sweet way! OHH! WAlly is extra self aware!

What the fuck is that? The flower is saying things!things! It's Psychogical horroring!Sally fell confirmed! SHE has insecurity issues!!! SHE"S ME FORREAL! The flower isn't talking its her insecurities!

Oh Oh this hurts yep just really twist in the knife clown why not. Oh yeah that is way to accurate for comfort oh oh she is me for real. ok so um Actor and character fusing theory has legs???

Wally!Wally? Oh im scared. His voice is like merged with another. Lot of emphases on trouble and being in trouble with us lend an ear The voice is janky and robotic.Gifts? oh the Books and shit?!? Find the name for what we are? For what we are doing? We will communicate via play? Everyone is playing? PLaying a charcter? Actors became the charcters and memories erased Danganronpa V3 style??Gather good words from the flowers "Keep your smile Mary(merry) and i love you very much"

[lurkingshan]

Every You, Every Me

Story 4 (Part 2)

Picking up from where we left off.

Man, you should NEVER butt into a harassment situation without actually knowing what is going on. I would have left, too.

Sad, though, I was hoping for more sex and dick jokes instead of drama.

This plot has taken a weird turn. And kind of a boring one tbh. I don't really care about this Phukan drawing credit conflict. Let's get back to what we're here for, please.

Thank you, show 🙏🏻

Ope, James from the flashbacks is indeed an ex. He looked so uncomfortable at that marriage proposal? Weird vibe since it seems they didn't actually break up, but perhaps just a weak acting moment.

I love it when romance shows remind us it's fine and normal to have significant past relationships and people can love more than one person in their life and there's no need to be weird about it.

Okay that said this love confession and "I can't live without you" feels pretty fast for these two.

This shot through the shower curtain is strange, it's making Sian look like a ghost.

Hell yeah, rip the towel off! I love that we keep seeing shots of those painted blue nails.

Sian looks gorgeous in the window in that morning light.

Oh no he's singing... okay it's not nearly as bad as a lot Thai drama singing, I survived.

Cuuuuute montage during that song.

It must be said though that "you're my favorite musical note/you're my favorite work of art" are such cheesy lines.

Hahahaha little brother you really need to start knocking.

HEY THEY ARE MONTAGING ACROSS THE STORIES ALL OF A SUDDEN

OMG @twig-tea was right!!!! They are actors making a series of BLs yasssssssssssss

"You and Your Beautiful Soul" is the show they're currently making.

Is this breakup scene yet another BL, or the real guys?? OMG

New names Pun and Inn (which matches with the previous brief glimpse of BTS). I think these are the actual actors who have been playing all these other characters.

FIAT IS BACK

YEP, they showed up to set upset from their breakup.

"You're not me, you don't understand." WTF that line is the same as in the breakup we just watched.

Oh, so they breakup and make up frequently.

Who is this sassy tall man 👀

Ope, and next week we seem to be staying with this story of the actors instead of changing up again. This has been the real narrative all along, and it tracks well with the stuff I noted in my binge watch--the changing names, the performances getting better as the episodes go on, the way the physical intimacy differed so much and built to be stronger across each story. All of that makes perfect sense if they're an actor pair working together across multiple shows and getting more seasoned and comfortable as they go. Such a smart concept. I'm curious if we'll learn when they started dating and about the arc of some of those previous breakup and makeups against their BLs. I hope so!

[mywifiismanhattansvu]

Episode — 6 Sophomore Jinx

The minute I read the episode title I remembered this one. Another great, one of my (morbid) favorites. Classic Law & Order at its finest.

Back when we had cold opens!!

God damn Maureen is a hot girl coming in at 2:30am 😭😭😭

Like babygirl he’s a COP

I was a sneaky kid but I didn’t pull that

“Out. Nothing. Nobody.”

Amateur hour, I expect more of a detective’s daughter

“No Underwear”

Dick Wolf loves panty-less corpses. Everything okay at home?

Also lmao at the couple trying to get it on who found her, like??????? Did they finish up that morning or never hook up, chat?

Alcohol level .27

“There was a time I yearned for a girl who could drink like that” WTF Cragen omg

Lmao @ Cassidy and Munch arguing about whether or not college sports players get paid

Guys dead woman, hello??

Jeffries is going to court for the “severed head guy”????

Why they always got her in the most fucked up court cases ever

“You’re as well known for slamming back the brews as you are for slamming down hoops”

LMFAO MUNCH

“You know the way those people get.”

Who???

“Street players”

Like damn Riley why didn’t you just say BLAQUE PIPPO

LMFAO at Munch turning off the “STREET PLAYERS’” boom box

AND EVEN BIGGER LMFAO at them calling those two the Blues Brothers shaffawjejkwkwjsgdgs

Brian having an attitude with the one black guy they’ve investigated like just you wait like 10/20 years Brian when I catch you……..

Like my good sis’ blood alcohol was dangerously high so why does his story of trying to get her to go home not seem likely????

Meanwhile Jeffries is ALONE. Fending off a DECAPITATOR like??????? Is yall gonna follow up with that case I can’t remember????

This “hostess” program in which pretty college girls can like street team for the college sports teams sounds an awful lot like [REDACTED]

Handing out scholarships to make them comfort women for basketball players? Was this taken from real life???????

“Hostesses must always be available”

Her poor parents….

“Hey, your mysteriously DEAD and DRUNK daughter changed a few weeks ago…. W’ssup with that??????”

Ah, the posthumous rape allegation. As much as colleges love their stars I guess trying to take a stand wasn’t worth it

Trying to convince a doctor to reveal a dead victim’s tea: ✅

Oh, she was probably preggers

And I guess the Smart Alec black guy is so looking good for this

“YO BITCH YOU DROP A DIME ON ME AND IM GONNA KILL YOU YO” - Brian

LMFAO at Chuck and Munch being like…. Bye Felicia

Munch can tell from his affinity for literature he is NOT the rapist-killer

I’m so sorry but I don’t think this professor’s actor has ever ever ever played someone not creepy abeg 😭😭

Like according to the court of mywifiismanhattansvu you are GUILTY

Damn they can’t take Riley down for the rape because Jeanne is gone 😭😭

Oh, and the college is covering it up!

Youthful Indiscretions

Cragen going to harass campus PD in person IKTR

Please pray for Maureen who cannot leave her room indefinitely for sneaking out

“Suppose my parents had dealt with me like that?”

“We wouldn’t have had Maureen.”

LMFAO get off of her Elliot!!!

Al Sharpton sighting????????

“Case is adjourned because it is unnecessary!” LMFAOJWSGGSSB at this judge annoyed that I *think* the decapitator decapitated himself??? In custody???????

Elliott and Olivia talking about what colleges they wanted to go to was sooooo cutie. He loves clocking in to see his wife

This mfer just BLAMING the first black person he can think of …… professor when I fucking catch you…….

OMG Jeffries taunting Munch about sperm counts…it was serious they do not LIKE each other.

Ugh them just fucking over Chuck because of optics sucks. Like season 25 Olivia literally would’ve been psychic and communed with the dead Vic and know what happened already

THERE WE HAVE IT. Professor weirdo stalked Jeanne

Olivia squaring up with a priest like 😭😭😭😭

How tf did this guy end up a tenured professor with allegations like 😭😭 true to life but disappointing

Abbie sighting! Love her on OG L&O

LMAO at this man saying “whatever” when he wants to talk to his daughter avoidant in EVERY way

Oh Stabler…She will be the least of your worries soon enough.

lol at him dragging the little memorial for Jeanne.

Enrolled in God’s College

yall better airbrush me on some shirts if I get got

Damn bro this freak copied down Jeanne’s effing schedule

“Flowers Of Evil. How appropriate.”

not him trying to spit game at Liv when they’re trying to pick him up

“Kinda like a bad French film noir, isn’t it? All these cops around in a circle, some silent. Some leaning in with cynical quips.”

Olivia CANNOT stand this motherfucker 😭😭😭😭

ITS DETECTIVE NOT MISS

“She was already dead”

He followed her and watched her and Chuck have sex then party. He watched this poor depressed girl, blacked out, fall and fucking DIE.

“He could just tell she was dead” HOW YOU KNOW????

So he took her to the garden and fucked her freshly deceased corpse, a whole different set of charges. All these upskirts of bodies literally led to this. Everyone’s faces 😭😭

The defense attorney when Rousseau admits this shsgsgshsjakaksysgshsjsj

The priest: “aight yall ima head out”

They did not have this lesson plan in the Bible

“May God have mercy on your soul, my son. But, uh you should also realize that you’re responsible for your own legal fees”

LMFOAUSHSJS at Chuck’s mother calling Munch and Cassidy “Mutt and Jeff”

Well I’m really glad you ruined his promising career with bad police work!!!

“You a weird cat Munch, but you cool.”

And none for you Cassidy

They should indict the POS who def raped Jeanne when she was alive, but the episode ends with the injustice and inequality that plagues our law system. This is another episode that really freaking shocked me the first few times I saw it, especially when episodes were syndicated before streaming.

Could’ve had more Jeffries since we won’t get too much more of her, but an A+ episode.

5/5

[captainstressed]

while i'm so happy tommy is back the context fucking sucks. like what do you mean buck uses tommy as a rebound because he misses eddie and what do you mean tommy helps buck realize he's in love with eddie. why does tommy or anybody else need to be helping out a full grown adult realize he's in love with someone else. this shows obsession with making buck a complete baby when it comes to emotions is insane. also the implications that tommy has known since 7x04 that buck was in love w/ eddie, wtf?

hiya!

do you have any sources to back any of this? i don’t remember seeing anywhere that buck is in love with eddie? in fact the actors have been going above and beyond to quash these rumours in spite of the aggression they’ve been getting from fans. all i know is there’s a potential hook up happening between buck and tommy, let’s not forget that tommy was the one to break up with buck and buck still hasn’t gotten over it. it makes sense that given the chance buck would hook up with his ex, is he doing it because he misses eddie? that could be one of the many reasons why he does it, because he’s just lost his best friend and he’s craving comfort from someone he had an intimate relationship with.

not everything that happens on the show is a precursor to buck realising he loves eddie.

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

can i req nsfw hcs for 4town?

maybe aaron z need jesse ig theres a limit to characters

If your uncomfy with what’s below then go look at something else, gracias !! i’m trying to clear my inbox with all the old stories i didn’t even respond back to

sure <33 i wrote for 4/5 of them because i didn’t know what to write for Taeyong lmao

Aaron Z

I honestly feel like he gives off soft Dom vibes but he can be a little bit shy in the beginning

he’s shy but at the same time he’s not; for example he’ll do something flirty to you and he’ll have this smirk on his face, but as soon as you do something back he wanna get all flustered 

also it’s really easy to get into the moment, it gets really intense with him 

 he's really good at complimenting your body (and the way you clench around him when he does complement you doesn't go unnoticed) 

he's lowkey kind of quiet but you know he feels good because the look on his face, it's a dead give away 

let’s say you’re riding him, his face will get red and his head will be thrown back

also he wouldn't keep his hands to himself they’d be on your ass or thighs 

I think that like when he makes music, it’s like he's very sexual and passionate (just like his voice actor’s music) and he’s like that when he gets comfortable 

ass>>> anything

he’ll slap, grab, bro lemme tell you something when he grabs he grabs, mf grips 

aftercare with him is really calm and quiet, and his hand is on your ass (no surprise) 

possessive at times, like if he sees you talking/ laughing with Robaire he’ll wait till you’re done talking to him (but ofc with a mean mug on his face) and then when y'all get home...

Jesse

makes you beg 

if you want something you have to ask for it, and then he just keeps on egging it on with a smile on his face 

he puts your pleasure first then his

most of the time you guys have sex it’s spontaneous

one moment y'all could be watching a movie and/or talking about something deep and then he got you bent over

knows just about everything about your body and will tease you about it too

he’s a dirty talker, and he's to good at it 

he’s the type to come up behind you and grab your tits (over your shirt or under it doesn't matter to him, but he prefers under) 

some of 4towns more suggestive songs or songs that he sings solo are lyrics written about you 

he’s a lip biter and a neck kisser

he’ll also tease you when you try to kiss him

you’ll lean into the kiss and so will he but just when you think his lips will press yours his thumb will rub your bottom lip 

aggravating but hot 

uses toys on you

during after he will whisper praises into your ear and trace shapes on your arm, to precious 

 Robaire

i could see him being a soft dom

honestly i think he can be a bit jealous sometimes, soooo i believe that he marks his partner, on the neck a lil bit

so when the person he’s jealous about sees the marks he’ll just give a lil smirk and pull you closer by the waist

he’s a grunter and he’s the type to make you know how good you make him feel

even outside the bedroom he’s very passionate

most of the time he’s giving because he genuinely enjoys it

he likes to make you moan (so does the others but man he’s gonna praise you while you do and will encourage you to moan some more)

his voice is so likeeee sensual when he wants it to be, like he just really says the right things that make you feel some type of way

i’m seeing this for when he does his solo shit.. but he probably would use your moans in his songs

very possessive too but he’s more in public with it, so sometimes it’s not as sexual, he’ll do things like buy expensive things or always be around you to make sure that people know that ur being taken care of

and taken care of in other ways because this nigga will brag.. idk but it’s only around like his close right circle of friends

he’s a pussy pleaser 😜

Aaron T

like robaire he brags but he does it without even noticing it

like most of the time it’s vague but enough to be like wtf bud :)

he’s a moaned and whimpering type of nigga with he’s more submissive

when he’s more dominate i see him being more of a moaner

he constantly brags to his friend and in interviews about how pretty and beautiful you are

titties typa man, like if they’re in his face he don’t know what to do, he just goes crazy on it

i feel like he’s the type to really like it messy

he’s always gonna wanna kiss you too, like he’s so sweet but also so desperate too

he’s a sucker for dirty talk, if you want to rile him up in any way, dirty talk is the way to go

i also feel like he’s a thigh dude so just put his hand on your thigh and move his hand up and down on it, he’s already feelin some typa way

he’s get flustered easily but sometimes if he’s very unaware of when you’re trying to initiate

like let’s say you’re at a party and you’re trying to get him riled up, he’s not gonna pick up the hints until you blatantly tell him you wanna fuck

then he’s gonna be flustered and blushing because he loves when your straight forward.

[sombredancer]

Fangs of Fortune and Li Lun

GJM is really great in terms of visuals: young and beautiful actors and actresses, their acting, decorations, frame building, coloring, costumes – I’ve never seen such a beautiful thing in whole my drama-viewing career! But GJM is like Chinese J.J. Abrams: everything in his work should impress viewer with visuals and plot twists, even if it harms the plot and the link between viewers and characters, and I can’t say that it’s something good (although FoF was VERY good looking). If I need to explain to someone what to expect from FoF in one GIF, it would be this one 😅:

"WTF is going on?" you may ask. "I don't know either" I will answer.

And these are closing credits. They were different almost each next ep, strange, but somewhat comforting. At least actors had fun filming it. Yan An is so nice here. I need to feel related to the characters and to understand the rules of the fictional world to dive fully into the story, but I gave up on my pathetic attempts to understand how this world works very quickly, because the whole story was the one huge Deus Ex Machina. I swear, I have never seen such a series in my life, in which you can meet deus ex machina not just a couple of times per story, but the couple of times per EPISODE. EACH EPISODE. The logic of main heroes’ actions also remained a mystery for me (maybe their mindset was too divine for me, I’m an earthly person after all), so I couldn’t feel related to any of the mains, and their problems were absolutely uninteresting for me.

But suddenly I felt related to Li Lun. He was the only one in this story who didn’t have a plot twist up his sleeve, and his actions were pretty understandable (unlike ones of the mains).

BTS. Yan An and Hou Minghao are having fun. There are two ways to tell the story: either you create characters and let them tell the story by themselves, or you create a story and bend your characters to fit it in. Unfortunately, FoF is the second variant: I understood what type of a story GJM wanted to tell through Li Lun’s character, but he chose two tropes (getting over an obsession and prejudice overcoming) and didn’t work out any of them in a valid way. However, I’m a professional in loving characters whose stories weren’t constructed in a satisfying way and am fond of LL anyway (I cut something like 80 GIFs, so I will post 3-part-recap with my thoughts on LL soon).

BTS. Yan An with Hou Minghao, Tian Jiarui and Lin Ziye. Btw, I ‘ve never heard of Yan An before this drama, but he acted so good in FoF, I would like to see more of his actor works.

Yan An is shivering from cold. How this man was supposed to play a villain? Look at him, he is a cinnamon roll! However, he did it well 💙

[my-prompt-dump]

Thought of something funny regarding the French Mistake ep. Like you guys know how sometimes Jared is clingy to JDM too during press tours and shit. Even calling the man his boyfriend once (as teasing ofc im not THAT delusional)

What if during the French Mistake, while still married to Gen, had an open relationship and was fwb with JDM? How flustered and confused and weirded out Sam would be after finding out the guy who plays him is hooking up with his thr guy playing his dad.

(I Dont ship Sam and John btw, I'm a loyal SamDean 😤 but Jared and JDM on the other hand. I can deal with that. Anyone with Jared really)

The premise is the same. They went through a window, and they are in a world with no supernatural creatures. They're apparently actors who don't get along?

They still go to Jared's house and find Gen there. Both Sam and Dean are shocked at fake Sam marrying fake Ruby. But instead of just saying she's going to a charity even, fake Ruby says she got a call from the studio that said that Jared was acting weird but since she's leaving, she called Jeffrey to "help you relax since he's in town anyway".

As Gen opens the door, Jeff was already there about to knock. They hug and say goodbye before leaving the man with the brothers.

Now Sam and Dean are there frozen cos wtf??? Dad????

Jeff greets them with a hug, commenting that he's glad they're talking again. Then the 2 taller men began to cry and now Jeff's confused too.

He hears the word dad before they both hug him tight. He laughs politely and asks if this is what's been bothering them lately; the character bleed.

They just nod.

He comforts them and they are a bit happy. Dean noticed that Jeff was focusing more on Sam and touching him in comfort than him.

He was about to ask but Jeff moved first. He put a hand on the back of Sam's head and pulls him in.

For. A. Kiss.

In that moment, both boys didn't move a muscle. Couldn't really.

"You okay now?"

"Uhh"

"Missed you, kiddo. You too, Jen."

Sensing the tension, Jeff attempted to make himself busy. Maybe, they were having a bad day. He thinks.

"You staying for the night, Jensen? I'll cook something up cos I'm starving."

He hears a small yeah before they excuse themselves to the other room.

Character bleed sure is a bitch.

----

Later when Dean went out to find ingredients, Sam was left alone exploring fake him's house. He spots Jeffrey again and calls him out to greet him (like Sam did with Gen in the og)

"Was beginning to think you were avoiding me. Got in the first flight here for you, you know. Gen had me worried for you"

"Oh um. Sorry. And thank you."

They talk and talk. Sam found out that he is married to fake Ruby (Gen, Sam) but is also kinda hooking up with Jeff through the subtle questioning of "remember when we first met?"

They talk until they somehow end up in the bedroom. Jeff pulls Sam down with him so he's straddlinf the older man at the edge of the bed (jesus, how vain is this Padalecki guy with all the self portraits)

Jeff moves to kiss buy Sam stops him (cos no mattee what Jared and Jeff's relationship is, this dude is still his dad's in a way.)

"Sorry. It's just.."

"That's okay, Jay. Not gonna force ya. You just wanna sleep?"

"If. If it's okay."

"More than."

---

When they got back to their world, it was Dean who broke first.

"Soooo."

"Hm"

"Talk about daddy issues, huh?"

"Shut up, Dean"

[merrysithmas]

warning: The Hobbit review where I am a hater lmao

I know I'm like a decade late to watching these but:

• Mourning bc we could have gotten Guillermo's version of King Thanduil who wouldve been the ancient and frightful Becoming-the-Forest shadowy, eldritch, eerily mad power-clinging creature we deserved but instead we got Makeup Vlogger Thanduil (which is still so funny to me I'm almost not mad) & jock spray-tanned Legolas. THEY KILLED LEGOLAS AND THEN LET A MEAN JOCK WALK AROUND IN HIS SKIN FOR 3 HOURS.

We could've had scary pagan Green Man Thranduil the ancient being who refuses to give up power so much so that he's being consumed by the (ever-darkening) Forest which he once ruled with magnanimity ... and baby!Legolas struggling with the isolationalism & prejudice he learned from his father's court but we got... That instead.

LMAO proof nothing perfect can last

• also Tauriel? every scene between her and Thranduil should've been between Legolas and Thranduil to flesh out their relationship, instead of sideling him for an unnecessary OC who was put there to fulfill a weird corporate romance tick box, a repetitive and boring romance nonetheless with a subpar stock Strong Female Character.

• The only good thing about the movie was Martin's Bilbo (spot on!!) and the Gandalf/Elrond/Galadriel teamup even tho it was a little infected with the Avengers-y virus for me, they're all just such good actors I could watch them sleep and I'd be like... Oscar.

• I also hated Bard (they shouldve cut Tauriel and genderbent Bard or a couple of the dwarves if they wanted to add women) and I hated the design for Smaug & the Trolls. No creativity there at all.

• The film had zero regard for tone and went for pseudoLOTR instead. Where was the fairytale-esque children's tale of growing up and leaving one's comfort zone and discovering the big, sometimes terrible, world? Where was the almost Winnie-the-Pooh shine which covered the Through The Looking Glass maze?

• Also, I hated Thorin (why did they make him Discount Aragorn?) and none of the Dwarves had ANY development... wtf? They were Dollar Store Fellowship.

• I cannot for the LIFE OF ME understand why they put BILBO in the "Emotional Supporter" role for Thorin LMAOOOO... what??? Anyway, I support all the Bagginshield shippers because everything should be, and is, gay. No issue there.

That's my review, overall I was deeply surprised how bad it was and it makes me leery about The Hunt For Gollum, because shockingly Jackson&Co are 1 for 2 in regards to triologies right now and the odds of it being quality are split.

IMO I genuinely feel like The Hobbit should be remade by another team, that's how off it was.

[unsoundedcomic]

Ugh. I never got the "forceful euthanasia so the victim doesn't suffer" thing. If the victim considered their suffering unbearable they would have killed themselves. If they're frantically trying to escape from your blade and torch, you're NOT doing them a favor. WTF. And who has the right to decide what is unbearable and what isn't for OTHER people? I'm gonna say Lemuel's life is now hell because he feels guilty, so the best thing to do is kill him? I hate this (not you, Ashely <3)

It of course comes from a selfish place. You're not killing the other party for their own good, but for your own comfort because your sympathy is so strong and painful. If you kill them, you can stop feeling so bad about them.

Most of the time there's no fix because the problem is systemic. It's Capitalism, or racism, or intractable religious decree. You can't rework the world on your own, or even convince enough people to help you rework it, so you're trapped, and the underclass is trapped. There's no course to take but "mercy." And if you believe in gods and an afterlife, it's very easy to tell yourself you're just ushering people out of a painful life and towards something new and better, and your god is pleased by it.

But what we're seeing in Durlyne on this night is an angry riot. The Soud had one of their most valuable figures murdered - even while they're already dealing with the tension of the looming Rebalancing - and they're going to lash out in pain and anger at the ostensible perpetrators.

I think what makes this situation particularly interesting is that the Gefendur in the capital ARE bad actors who are working to harm (and ultimately eradicate) the Ssaelit. And most of these Gefendur in Durlyne are probably cheering them on! But individually, these poor Gefendur haven't themselves struck any blow. They're just trying to live their lives.

It's one of those ugly, ugly situations where no one is "right," and there's no real path towards peace. It's two warring faiths, no gods are going to show up and settle the matter, and it just keeps grinding on generation after generation.