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captainstressed · 2 days ago

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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

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captainstressed · 2 days ago

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Ody3 - Intimacy

#haven’t stopped thinking about this show since i binged it #doctor odyssey #ody3

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captainstressed · 25 days ago

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JJ: dude, bear a right.

Derek: no, we have a another two miles before-

JJ: NO THERES A BEAR ON THE RIGHT, MORGAN!

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captainstressed · 26 days ago

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

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captainstressed · 26 days ago

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My job on the leftist commune is showing homophobic men gay porn and checking if they get hard

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captainstressed · 26 days ago

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she's here! my first attempt at smut and of course its Jemily. mild spoilers for 17x06 message in a bottle. extended jemily scene with smut. im thinking of writing a second chapter, let me know what you think!

ao3 link

18+ only. word count: 3,143 chapter: 1/?

#criminal minds evolution #jemily #jemily fanfiction #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #smut #first attempt at smut #18+#ao3

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captainstressed · 27 days ago

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#sometimes i go through my wip folders from like 2020 and for a few minutes i convince myself that perhaps now is the time to finish it #it’s pretty much a rinse and repeat process until i just start another new fic

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captainstressed · 28 days ago

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finding myself questioning if im infact lesbian and it’s entirely emily prentiss and jennifer jareau’s fault

#im already queer but are we ready to give it a definitive label?#perhaps #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss

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captainstressed · 28 days ago

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jemily smut is incoming. somehow we’re at 2.2k and counting, hoping to have it finished by the end of the week.

#first attempt at smut #let’s fucking go i guess #jemily #fanfic

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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Observing respectfully. RIVALS (2024-) | season 1 episode 2

#rivals #taggie o'hara #rupert campbell black

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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phases.

RIVALS ( 2024 - )

#rivals #rupert x taggie #rupert campbell black #taggie o'hara

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#david tennant #if i keep thinking the only next one that comes to mind is david thewlis

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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newfound respect for those who write smut. is it normal to take breaks because even though im the writer, im also surprised by what these characters are doing?!

#in the writing trenches #fanfic

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

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captainstressed · 1 month ago

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sometimes when I'm writing I'm like oh fuck i dont know what comes next uggghhh guess I'll just have to make it up :////// bitch... ur making the entire thing up ...it's fiction... thats the fuckin premise

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