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"What's the best way to deal with witches?"
Elio: Try and use which Z-Crystal works well for each scenario.
Lillie: Figure out the most effective strategy to ensure a swift and certain victory.
Gladion: It's no use if I'm no match for it; I have to better myself to prepare for any eventual foe.
Hau:
#pokemon#puella magi madoka magica#PMMM x PKMN AU#Trainer Elio#Trainer Lillie#Rival Gladion#Rival Hau#Wallace and Gromit#Curse of the Were-Rabbit#Shitpost#AU Shitpost#I hope you guys are happy knowing that the process of making + rendering it was absolute HELL#fuck adobe and tumblr's render time. All my homies hate those two fuckers.#anyway pls read my hau and hop megaposts for further context- thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks <33333#mp4#comedy tag#flashing images
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Hi! You can call me Calico, Jack, Hyde, or any combination thereof. I'm 30-ish and I use he/him pronouns. This is my writing and art sideblog. You can follow my main for personal and fandom posts @izzyspussy.
I write horror, erotica, and romance. I also read tarot, bullet journal, and draw. This year, I'm learning how to do digital art! I'm also trying to build a website.
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Priority Project: Curse The Messenger
CTM is an adult horror urban fantasy with a sapphic romantic subplot. It's the first novel in a quartet.
Eddie is a Seer, or someone born to involuntarily prophecize in her dreams. She and her sibling Fred run a private investigation business finding lost things for the witch society that has shunned them both for being clairvoyant. Then secular, or non-witch, Jessica begs them to help her solve the murder of Maddie Ward, her girlfriend, which the police have determined never happened - despite the horrifically gory crime scene that Jessica says she saw with her own eyes.
Related Tags
witch noir | eddie alfaro | fred alfaro | jessica hase | lily lowether | evan abrams | maddie ward | angel alfaro | dido contreras | ferris
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#jack facts#jack chats#my fic#my art#writing process#reading process#progress report#fic rec#word#horror tag#tragedy tag#comedy tag#noir tag#cowboy tag#tarot#tunesday#tgif#smut sunday#witch noir#eddie alfaro#fred alfaro#jessica hase#lily lowether#evan abrams#maddie ward#angel alfaro#dido contreras#any publicity#not just us
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happy cabinet man beatdown day
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Eri: Oh, Giacomo, I'm sure it's not notica-
Giacomo:
Eri: BaaAAAaAAAAAALD- BALD! BALD!
All of Team Star: BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD-
Atticus: MINE EYE!!!!
Giacomo: *puts his hat back on* Alright, ALRIGHT!
#pokemon#Pokemon Scarlet and Violet#Team Star#Team Star Eri#Team Star Giacomo#Team Star Atticus#comedy tag#incorrect quotes#source: the spongebob squarepants movie#chat room
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ok the one thing about getting into comedy is that at some point you run out of specials and albums to listen to so then you're forced to listen to these people's podcasts. and then you get turned off comedy for five years
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see me personally jj i think i Could survive bc i already am a college student with horrors but i don’t want to :/ its boring and overdone now.. no more horror for little mikey. i want a nap personally. but i would survive
i think you would escape visa vis moving or smth and then google it 2 years later and be like “oh my god.” yeah
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
#meme#christmas#Christmas music#paul mccartney#the beatles#beatles#dark humor#retail#fast food#work#job#seasonal#seasonal worker#funny#lol#yes i am using a lot of tags because i want everyone to see this and laugh with me#welcome to the comedy of hate
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...i promise i take him seriously i just keep finding shitposts that fit soooo well... i have folder with just shitposts that fit ominously well with him that i keep wanting to draw and then i never get to them HAHAHA
#TECHNICALLY this is#[ tragedy au ]#BUT. it applies in the regular universe anyways#uhhh. sure ill tag him#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#cw alcohol#dont like the colors here but its 3 am and i dont have the energy to fix them sjxnsjxbshzaj#anyways. i only tagged tragedy au because i was planning to draw (LALALALALA DUNMESH SPOILERS) the winged lion peeking in the bg of the last#panel like “i can fix that : )”#but again. its 3 am. and i have a test tomorrow. so.#oh right i should tag main as well#dungeon meshi#behold#tragedy comedy
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@papenathys
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
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i cant believe ive completely forgotten to post my dontello’s cant vocal tones graphics
ft. my completely accidentally movie vs show split
theyre all not good at both but some are worse at certain aspects over others. except for true neutral 07 who is just The Struggler. true neutral equally shitty at both
and some additional clarifying memes as well
#i have never projected on a character in my life (lying)#this is a little exaggerated for comedy purposes but u get the vibe right??#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt donatello#ugghhhh i have to tag the iterations#tmnt 1987#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2012#rottmnt#tmnt 1990#tmnt 2007#bayverse tmnt#batman vs tmnt#tmnt mm
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#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv season 2#iwtvedit#iwtv spoilers#amc interview with the vampire#armand iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#armand de romanus#iwtv meme#iwtv amc#iwtv series#memes image#text post meme#tumblr memes#meme#iwtv funny#iwtv a#iwtv armand#iwtv crack#iwtv edit#iwtv fandom#iwtv is a comedy#iwtv shitpost#iwtv show#iwtv text post#iwtv tag
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Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.
#also toyed with calling this comic riddle of the sphinx#but that had a little too much reference already associated with it#comic#comics#sphinx#dragon#ive been thinking so much about humor as related to the tortured artist and comedians and poets as sad artists etc etc#and how often that can be true but how this predominant cultural vision pigeonholes comedy as a low art or even just one you have to just#'be talented' at intrinsically. or even 'be sad enough' to be good at#instead of a craft you hone and an artform itself#this comic isnt exactly about that.#but it's related#it's more about... two very different kinds of people. but who are the same kind of artist#if that makes sense#and literally being scared of what you want#art tag#sequential art#personal comic#quite happy with how this one turned out. im excited to have made it i feel like its really different than my usual comics
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@just-an-evil-immortal
If Tumblr goes down here's my home address
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