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[puella-1n-somn10]

"What's the best way to deal with witches?"

Elio: Try and use which Z-Crystal works well for each scenario.

Lillie: Figure out the most effective strategy to ensure a swift and certain victory.

Gladion: It's no use if I'm no match for it; I have to better myself to prepare for any eventual foe.

Hau:

[calicohyde]

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Hi! You can call me Calico, Jack, Hyde, or any combination thereof. I'm 30-ish and I use he/him pronouns. This is my writing and art sideblog. You can follow my main for personal and fandom posts @izzyspussy.

I write horror, erotica, and romance. I also read tarot, bullet journal, and draw. This year, I'm learning how to do digital art! I'm also trying to build a website.

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Priority Project: Curse The Messenger

CTM is an adult horror urban fantasy with a sapphic romantic subplot. It's the first novel in a quartet.

Eddie is a Seer, or someone born to involuntarily prophecize in her dreams. She and her sibling Fred run a private investigation business finding lost things for the witch society that has shunned them both for being clairvoyant. Then secular, or non-witch, Jessica begs them to help her solve the murder of Maddie Ward, her girlfriend, which the police have determined never happened - despite the horrifically gory crime scene that Jessica says she saw with her own eyes.

Related Tags

witch noir | eddie alfaro | fred alfaro | jessica hase | lily lowether | evan abrams | maddie ward | angel alfaro | dido contreras | ferris

Other Projects

Tagged: Any Publicity Is Good Publicity | Not Just Us | Vanilla

Untagged: naive model takes porn job and falls in love with charming PA | high schoolers who made a deal with the devil - they're all grown up! | serial epistolary 1920s mafia boss/vigilante journalist enemies to partners in crime to lovers | wild west au of the golden age of piracy | minimalist tarot deck | cryptid tarot deck

Content Warnings

lime (mature content) | orange (suggestive content) | body horror | gore | cannibalism | poison | possession | alcohol abuse | drug use | unreality | fire | drowning | death | abuse | suicide | incest | rape | needle | paranoia trigger | flashing | spinning | optical illusion | eye strain | food

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DO NOT send me asks about: "Passing" | Race & Antisemitism | Wank/"Discourse" | the shitty stuff in the news | Incest & Pseudo-Incest

DO NOT call me by any pet name or title.

Where Else To Find Me

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[novaae]

[theallseeingoracle]

see me personally jj i think i Could survive bc i already am a college student with horrors but i don’t want to :/ its boring and overdone now.. no more horror for little mikey. i want a nap personally. but i would survive

i think you would escape visa vis moving or smth and then google it 2 years later and be like “oh my god.” yeah

[puella-1n-somn10]

Eri: Oh, Giacomo, I'm sure it's not notica-

Giacomo:

Eri: BaaAAAaAAAAAALD- BALD! BALD!

All of Team Star: BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD-

Atticus: MINE EYE!!!!

Giacomo: *puts his hat back on* Alright, ALRIGHT!

[erving-goffman]

ok the one thing about getting into comedy is that at some point you run out of specials and albums to listen to so then you're forced to listen to these people's podcasts. and then you get turned off comedy for five years

[theallseeingoracle]

I'd slap the slenderman on his bald head and survive. I'd beat him.

ok thank you for this ask evan jennings

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[liminalweirdo]

source

[peppermint-turtles]

i cant believe ive completely forgotten to post my dontello’s cant vocal tones graphics

ft. my completely accidentally movie vs show split

theyre all not good at both but some are worse at certain aspects over others. except for true neutral 07 who is just The Struggler. true neutral equally shitty at both

and some additional clarifying memes as well

[puella-1n-somn10]

@ofowlsdinosaursanddragons

[feelo-fick]

...i promise i take him seriously i just keep finding shitposts that fit soooo well... i have folder with just shitposts that fit ominously well with him that i keep wanting to draw and then i never get to them HAHAHA

[toradhart]

deeply serious fanart for deeply serious show I had to scribble Alucard three times, his fluffy hair and pretty princess face have bewitched me

[novaae]

@just-an-evil-immortal

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[puella-1n-somn10]

Need I say more?