#comedy christmas movies

[cannibalspicnic]

SANTA JAWS (2018) dir. Misty Talley

[artsfinalgirl]

how I watch Art the Clown murder people in Terrifier 3 aka my comfort Christmas movie

[drkmxgic]

aubrey plaza in happiest season literally the prettiest

[gothamite-rambler]

The younger siblings watching Home Alone with Dick and Jason

Damian remained silent while watching Home Alone, popcorn in hand. He wanted to ask questions but held off for the right time. That right time came when Tim spoke first.

Tim (frowning at the screen): Why didn't he call the cops again?

Dick (annoyed, rolling his eyes): Because if they failed the first time, why would they actually succeed the second time?

Tim (leaning forward): Well, why couldn't Kevin's parents just call him?

Jason (chiming in, crossing his arms): It was the eighties! Phones back then barely held a signal across the state. There was no way they could afford or manage to call Kevin in Paris. He could make local phone calls.

Tim (scrunching his face in confusion): Okay, but why order pizza and not call the cops? And why did he think he made his family disappear?

Jason and Dick (in unison, raising their voices): HE'S A FUCKING CHILD!

The room went silent for a few seconds as Tim tapped a finger on his knee, contemplating.

Tim (breaking the silence, looking genuinely puzzled): Why didn't the pizza man call the cops then?

Dick (sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose): Ugh, why are we having this conversation?

Jason (frustrated, shaking his head): Okay, why the fuck would the teenage pizza boy risk his minimum-wage ass for robbers who could kill him? He wouldn't! Stop asking questions!

Tim (defensive, shrugging): Jesus, fine! I’m just curious. This is a confusing movie to me. I didn't grow up with defunct technology and absent-minded parents. At least it’s not Die Hard. That’s not even a Christmas movie, but we had to watch it.

Dick (speaking for Jason, glaring at Tim): I will knock your ass out if you say that about Die Hard again.

As Dick and Jason returned their focus to the movie, Tim leaned back on the couch, arms crossed in annoyance. Damian cleared his throat, asking one innocent yet important question.

Damian (curiously, tilting his head): Why does his family have so many mannequins? Did the dad just steal them from department stores?

Damian burst into laughter at his own joke, causing the others to chuckle as well, easing the tension created by Tim's questions.

Dick (smirking): Yeah, we have yet to find an answer for that one.

[rosalie-starfall]

Kathryn Hahn

A Bad Moms Christmas

[wonderland2097]

HAPPIEST SEASON (2020)

- Dir. Clea Duvall

[inafieldofdaisies]

Our Little Secret (2024) | Lindsay Lohan as Avery

[bisamwilson]

need yall to know that the holdovers is one of the best movies of the year. like can’t wait to rewatch that one again later with a mug of hot chocolate in front of a christmas tree

[moviepanda]

This was honestly the cutest Christmas movie I've watched in a very long time! Would definitely recommend!

12/12/2024

[decembrghost]

Love actually

[kissingarthurclaus]

Originally they were gonna be watching Krampus (2015) but that seemed a little too mean-spirited, but I really wanted to draw my s/i showing Arthur a...different kind of Christmas movie 😂😂

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[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

[personinthepalace]

neck kiss 💋

[gcballet]

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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Otps/Pairings: Jonathan Trager & Sara Thomas (Serendipity) "Well, if we're meant to meet again, then we'll meet again. It's just not the right time now."

[rosalie-starfall]

Kathryn Hahn

A Bad Moms Christmas