#come get y'all qpr

[ashintheairlikesnow]

Aeipethy For Jake/Antoni pretty please 🥺

Aeipethy: an enduring and consuming passion

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"If I could... If ever I could." Antoni's voice is slight, as always, the softness hiding the nervous waver beneath. Jake blinks open eyes heavy with near-sleep and turns his head to look over, in the dark. Kauri, between them, breathes slowly, deeply asleep.

"Could what?" Jake keeps his own voice a whisper, too. His shoulder has been hurting more, and he took an extra pill after dinner. It leaves him gently floating above the nerve pain that might lessen or might not, no one knows. It makes him wonder if he's dreaming this conversation. Dreaming Antoni in their bed when usually he stays in his own.

"... Sleep with you. If I could do this, to have-... To have sex. If I could-... If I did not-... If I had not had the want taken from me. If I still had it, and felt the want for you. If I could feel it for you. Would you?"

Jake has to blink again. He must be dreaming. So he's honest, giving a soft nearly-silent huff of laughter. "Ant... Antosha. Yes. Every day, if Kauri didn't wear me out first. The two of you could take years off my life and I'd die happy."

Antoni answers Jake's laughter with his own, relief making him seem to melt beneath his blanket, just a mop of dark hair and glimmering dark eyes. "I am sorry, Jasha, that I can't... want to."

"That's fine, Ant. I don't love you because of that, or Kauri either. I mean with Kauri that's definitely in the list, but-"

"I heard that," Kauri mumbles, half-muffled by his mouth against the pillow. "Talkin' 'bout my ass and I'm not even awake to join in."

"We weren't. I swear. Your ass was absolutely only distantly relevant to the conversation."

"M'ass is relevant to all conversations," Kauri mutters, and seems to fall immediately asleep again before he's even finished speaking.

There's a beat of silence.

"Ya lyublyu tebya, Jasha," Antoni murmurs.

Jake closes his eyes. If this is a dream, it's one of the better ones he's ever had.

"Love you, too, Antosha."

[vulpinesaint]

bed covered in books feeling fucking fanTASTIC

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Sherlock & Co Headcanons

This list got SO LONG, SO QUICKLY, but here y'all are. Nobody asked, but I sure as hell will deliver.

Sherlock comes into John's room at night sometimes when he can't sleep. John lets him snuggle up in bed and wraps his arms around him like a koala, and - as long as John's breathing is acceptable - Sherlock falls swiftly asleep to the rise and fall of his chest. After a few times, Sherlock observes a notable decrease in John's nightmares and starts joining him in bed more often, even when he's not tired.

Mariana is one of those rare people who Microsoft Excel gets along with. She has magic powers for sure.

YOU GET A QPR, YOU GET A QPR, EVERYBODY GETS A QPR

On the topic of google docs in the latest episode, Sherlock's gmail is a random string of numbers like a default wifi password because "sholmes@gmail.com" was taken and that was obviously the next possible option. Mariana's job is infinitely harder because of this.

They have movie nights.

John tried once to get the others into football. Neither of them saw the appeal of it but they watched a game with him anyway out of some strange obligation and a hefty amount of coercion. Also there was popcorn. The joy John radiated when Swindon Town scored a goal was absolutely worth it all.

Carol Watson ships it.

CANE USER JOHN CANE USER JOHN CANE USER JOHN

John hates using his cane, like genuinely loathes it. He's convinced he'll get looks for it or seem like he's faking. And what would Mariana and Sherlock think about him as a colleague?? One morning, though, after a particularly physically taxing case, he woke to an awful flare up. When he reluctantly swiped the cane from the corner where it had been gathering dust so far and made his way into the kitchen for breakfast, Mariana and Sherlock didn't even bat an eye - Mariana did ask if he'd like to sit down while she made him toast, which he gratefully accepted. Archie did try to gnaw on it, though. He uses the cane a bit more often, now.

John and Mariana learned BSL for Sherlock's bad days. They have intricate and heated discussions from across the room entirely in sign language when others are around and nobody can understand them. It's hilarious to watch - well, hilarious from their perspective, at least.

They fall asleep on the couch an inordinate number of times.

One time, Sherlock made John and Mariana breakfast. The two of them spent a very long time trying to figure out whether he was high, delusional, or both.

Clients are generally confused by the whole trio's relationship dynamic. Slay. That's exactly what they're going for.

Honestly I'm 100% vibing with the poly hcs going around. Consider: poly qpr???

Short king John. You agree. Reblog.

Mariana consistently steps out of the flat looking drop down gorgeous because she's awesome like that, whereas Sherlock looks like he's just been dragged out of bed (he probably has been) and John exclaims in pleasant amusement whenever he finds bits of his breakfast in his stubble. They make the perfect trio.

Sherlock is tall enough to rest his chin on top of John's head. He does it like some sort of clingy cat whenever he's tired and John's back is turned. It's adorable. He's recently been experimenting with slinking his arms around John's waist as he does so, yielding gentle chuckles that he feels rather than hears. The results have been a smashing success.

Mariana was school captain.

John drinks juice straight from the carton like a heathen (which is fine because Sherlock hates the stuff - the pulp gets stuck in his teeth - and Mariana has her own food downstairs).

Sherlock really does play the violin at horrific hours. The neighbors hate him, but it actually puts John to sleep when he's not playing the violent, jerky melodies of a tricky case.

Sherlock and Victor Trevor. I'm surprised this isn't already canon. They happened. Whatever "happened" means is irrelevant - they happened.

Sherlock really likes rainbow sour straps.

MORE TO COME PROBABLY

[ratatoast]

Son coeur est le tien

Alastor x Reader qpr (general headcanons)

a/n: halfway through writing this, i realised that maybe my idea of a qpr might be different than someone else's haha,,, also, this is the very first time I've written for hazbin hotel lol (and should i mention that english isn't my first language? haha)

that being said, i hope y'all enjoy this mess :P

also also if y'all would like me to continue writing Alastor qpr (cuz there's def a shortage on that), feel free to send me prompts :)) i obvi wont write nsfw, but other than that, i think anything is fine (?)

Being in a qpr with the radio demon would include…

Long talks over tea/coffee

There’s never any awkward silence between the two of you. You two could be chatting about the most mundane things, and the conversation would still flow perfectly.

He’d definitely learn exactly how you like your hot beverage.

I personally can’t imagine him being an avid coffee drinker tbh, but I don’t think he’d mind if you are one.

Takes your tea parties very seriously, knows all your favourite pastries, puts on some smooth jazz, brings out the fine china, etc

Loves listening to you talking about your day, your current interests, hobbies, etc. Even if the topic itself isn’t all that interesting to him, he’ll still listen to you.

The both of you love gossiping with each other. Neither of you will admit it to others though.

Petnames

You very rarely hear your given name come out of this man’s mouth.

He never calls you anything that he deems too sickly sweet, usually sticks to dear, sweetheart, or darling.

If he’s having a particularly great day, he might call you love, but that doesn’t happen very often.

Constant praises & words of affirmation

I think words of affirmation is one of his main love languages.

He constantly showers you with praises, telling you how gorgeous you look, how witty your jokes are, etc.

We all know that this man is a charmer, however his compliments to you are more than just empty words… most of the time :p

Do keep in mind that this man is a master manipulator tho, so he isn't above using sweet talk to get what he wants.

Playful banter that keeps you on your toes

He loves a good back and forth, especially if his darling is a particularly witty individual.

The two of you can turn any conversation into a battle of words.

However, if you take it too far, he’s not afraid to put you in your place with a couple of sharp words, aimed to hurt.

But most of the time it’s just good fun :)

Never having to so much as lift a finger

He’s very big on acts of service.

Forget about opening doors or pulling out chairs for yourself.

He takes being a gentleman very seriously, especially when it comes to you.

But not only is he a gentleman, he’s also a powerful overlord.

So if you ever need anything, be that a new pair of shoes, or getting rid of a particularly nasty demon, consider it done.

Being his closest confidant

We all know that Alastor has many acquaintances, however he falls short on meaningful connections.

He doesn’t let people get too close to him, and it is sort of understandable why.

You are one of the only exceptions to that.

You know more about this man than all of hell combined.

It took a while for him to open up to you, and even longer until he started telling you about his past.

He’s the kind to drop hints about himself and let you figure out the rest.

Trust goes a long way with him, I think he’d be more open to sharing his plans and such with someone that he knows won’t question his every move.

Even so, there’s still a lot that you don’t know about him, but you’ll just have to take what you can.

You can dress however you want… as long as it fits his taste

He’s not all too picky about what you wear.

Contrary to popular belief, he wouldn’t expect you to be in full glam 24/7.

If you like more revealing clothes, well, he’ll just have to make sure that anyone that dares to as much as look at you the wrong way is taken care of.

That being said, looking well put together is a must.

You represent him in a way, and he expects you to look the part.

He can’t have you wandering the streets of hell in rags that not even the lowest sinners would wear.

Absolutely no modern technology allowed

Do I even need to explain this?

He’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to the possibility of Vox messing with you.

You are never truly alone

Alastor would make sure to accompany you on your outings as much as his schedule allows it.

But let’s be real, he’s a very busy man.

He makes sure that a few of his shadows keep an eye on you though, even in his absence.

I don’t think your personal strength matters in this case, as I’ve mentioned before, there’s very little that this man wouldn’t do for you, especially when it comes to your personal safety.

Lets you get closer to him than anyone else

This time, I’m talking about physical closeness.

We all know that he isn’t big on physical touch.

However, I feel like you could get away with a lot more than others.

When the two of you are walking somewhere, it’s not unusual for him to offer you his arm.

When you’re standing next to him, he sometimes rests his hand on your back, although that is often a subconscious thing.

If you’re having a particularly rough day, he isn’t too opposed to letting you hug him.

You can also get away with laying on his lap sometimes, and if he’s feeling exceptionally gracious, he might even pet your hair.

PDA is definitely a big no-no, on one hand he has an image to protect, but I also just don’t think he’d be too comfortable with showing his more vulnerable side in public.

As for kisses… if you haven’t seen each other in a while, he might greet you with a kiss on your hand, but that’s as far as it ever goes.

He’s not a very touchy-feely person, so if that bothers you… good luck finding someone better than the radio demon ;)

me af tbh lmao

anway, thanks for reading pookies mwah (slash platonic lol)

[spidey-bie]

After I rewatch this movie I'm gonna come up with so many aroace Hobie drabbles/imagines. You cannot convince me that he isn't aroace. I mean come on someone who hates labels as much as he does? You think he's gonna uphold amatonormativity? You are not his boyfriend/girlfriend you are his partner in crime. Y'all don't kiss but he's your ride or die. And imagine him having a qpr with a black partner *faints*. Lemme stop before I get ahead of myself.

[noveloctoling]

WASSSSUPPP!! Also please read :>

HEEEEEEYYYY GUESS WHAT GANG!?? I FINALLY GOT MY LIL HANDS ON TUMBLR (OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED AGAIN)!! NOW I GET TO TORTURE ALL OF YOU WITH MY STUPID THOUGHTS MWAHAHAHAAA For any squid, octo, salmon, or anybody out there who hasn't heard my name before, names Novel! It's legally "The Newest Orange Star Burning Over Inkadian Shores" YEAH I KNOW SHALLOW COULDN'T COME UP WITH A NORMAL LAST NAME AND I'M SO GLAD FOR THAT (I'll post about my mom AND my other mom/dad/parent later but right now I want y'all to know about ME). I'm 15, use Any/All pronouns, and I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian. Currently in a QPR with Lee (I'll also talk about them later!). I'm a Two-Spot Kani(Cali)fornia Octoling, just a fun fact about specifics!

I main Painbrush Noveau, but when I'm not playing Turf War, I'm working as a Salmonid Rights Activist. What is that you ask? Well, it's more of a goal than an actual job. I want to forge a mutual ground between the people of Inkadia and the Salmonids. The war between us has gone out of control, especially due to Grizzco operations. I HATE THESE GUYS, UGH. Before we can end this war and leave each other alone, Grizzco must be taken down.

Grizzco Industries is terrible in many, many, OH SO MANY ways. First of all, and the biggest reason why it should be taken down, is that it is exploiting the Salmonids for whatever goal it has. I don't care about its goal, but what I do care about is how much it is hurting the Salmonid race. Buddy, those golden eggs? THOSE ARE CLAMN UNBORN CHILDREN YOUR STEALING!! The murder and kidnapping have caused a shift in the balance of life and death in the Salmonid population, and oh boy, their MAD. No wonder we keep getting invaded. I must also include the horrendous working ethic for teenagers, and the dangers it poses to young inkfish working there. Trust me, I know a guy who's gone insane working too long (might talk about him later).

I BEG for anybody who comes across my posts to help join the fight against Grizzco Industries. It can save so many lives, both Inkadian and Salmonid alike. DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!! ANARCHY!!

Asks are open! Ask me anything, I'm sure to answer em! And to those trying to defend Grizzco...FIGHT ME!! I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!

[rtc-confessions]

Hello! I'm back on my bullshit lmao I just saw all the responses to a confession I made and decided to come back.

As this is anonymous I obviously have to reintroduce myself: Hi! I'm the guy who said (amongst other things on a post made about a week ago) that Noel does not have to be homosexual. To clarify: I do not mean in the musical, not canonically. Just for fanfiction and stuff. Cos sexuality is fluid and fanfiction doesn't always have to align with the real content. And a few people fucking hated that.

So I'd like to ask: where are you all when canonical aroace characters get shipped outside of QPRs? Where are you all when bisexual characters only get shipped in mlm or wlw relationships because otherwise they'll be "straight"? When all the straight characters are made queer because of our lack of representation? Y'all came after my ass over Noel Gruber because God forbid I rid you of another gay white boy but I never see this for any other kind of sexuality bending ever.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still ship Noel with the other dudes, because let's be honest Noel/Ricky and Mischa/Noel are top tier ships. But I'm also allowed to ship Noel/Ocean, and Noel/Penny, and Noel/Constance because HE IS FICTIONAL and I am not taking away from any real queer person's experience by not taking "gay" to mean 100% exclusively men-loving-man. Sexuality is fluid, labels are not as strict as you imagine them to be, and queerness transcends beyond whatever identity you choose to describe a character (or yourself) as.

- Sincerely, the Lesboy (signing off only because I have a funny feeling I'll be back again)

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[tacticalhimbo]

— GET TO KNOW ME

tagged by the gorg @jamessunderlandgf to do a lil checkup/intro thingy :3

— LAST SONG

chop suey! system of a down

— FAVORITE COLOR

blue :3

— CURRENTLY WATCHING

i started? watching band of brothers on hbo but i lowkey got bored, so i'm not really keeping up with anything consistently in terms of tv. that said i have been tuning in daily to carmen's gta rp on the prodigy server because it is so. good. she's so fun i love the prodigy girlies (carmella, paris, valentine dalla, etc etc)

— LAST MOVIE

i think? it was watching venom 2 with my family lol.

— CURRENT OBSESSIONS

far cry 6 specifically. ghost recon. uhmm.. yea that's about it it's just fc6 and ghost recon at the moment

— RELATIONSHIP STATUS

existing. in a qpr but i know y'all (nobody here) hate to see aro bitches winning (re: refusing to see qprs as a valid relationship) so """technically single"""

— LAST THING I GOOGLED

daniel ricciardo departing rb

— SWEET | SPICY | SAVORY

right now i'm actually craving spicy food but normally i am a fiend when it comes to having a sweet tooth

[aeryssickfics]

2 FICS IN ONE WEEKEND we’re so spoiled omg I!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM BOTH

Sick Diluc with Kaeya being on better terms with him as caregiver is so ;;-;; Kaeya immediately taking control of the situation!!! The way they know each other so well broke me a little and I’m so weak for characters getting sick, stopping, and then having to be sick again… multiple times… like my gosh he must have been so absolutely exhausted 😭

And!! The sick Xiao fic was absolutely precious!! I can’t emphasize enough how beautifully written it is, too, from a more technical standpoint, like. The pacing and everything is impeccable. And just!!! I adore their relationship. I have a personal head canon of Xiao being ace/aro, and having a QPR with Lumine (absolutely fine ofc if you or anyone else view it differently lol I know I’m in a minority here) which I mention just because. Reading your fic through that lens was so extremely comforting to me on a personal level. I can't even explain it but I just!!! Really really love the way you write them!!

All this to say - thank you for all your hard works and incredible fics you’re amazing!!! 💕💕💕

— Cas

(see you say that but I feel like *I* am spoiled bc y'all are amazing and no matter how unsure of a fic I walk out of it the screaming tells me what I need to know lol)

I wasn't Originally sure how I wanted their relationship to come across but I decided upon "better terms" partway through, and like it still worked even with a little bit of snark from Kaeya because siblings snipe at each other and Kaeya's got ammo to hold over Diluc for the rest of their Lives:tm:

And yes Diluc was SO exhausted. I really like playing with how well they know each other - have to know each other - and also how well Kaeya knows his way around the winery and such because like. Dude Kaeya's hangout only underscored how much Kaeya may not do this often but he knows Exactly what to do and what is going on. and its just. I love it so much...

Diluc needs a nap (and a break)

aslk;djflask;jdf okay actually I love your take on the Xiao and I'm glad it reads comfortably like that??? because?? I wasn't actually aiming for shippy and I think even if they were... kinda shippy I agree with Xiao as ace. Something in the QPP range suits well for what I was hoping for and im glad it works because I wasn't sure if I nailed the range I wanted right. Bc. I am also ace and and my partner is aro and tbh outside of our relationship (which works beautifully for us) I barely know how they Should work and obviously ours is weird bc we started out dating like, normally and learned a lot about ourselves and each other and- anyway. The trouble with dating someone aro for more than 10 years and being Super Ace is that I just. -shrug- what does this look like to anyone else I dont know and ive stopped knowing how to Tell, if I ever knew how.

Anyway! I'm glad They came out well. Even half out of his gourd xiao ended up way wordier than I anticipated but I kinda loved the way it all came out. I'll def have to write more of them. At some point. -glances at the list of things I have to write more-

This has been TMI responses from Aery!

(seriously tho thank you so much for your kind words you're amazing too <3)

[fanficmaniatic]

Transformers Pairs I think shouldn't live only in my head:

Because I think I am onto something and Y'all should hop along.

Disclaimer: Not all of them are romantic/ Some are platonic, and/or I think we should consider making these character family.

ALSO, There are some I think we as a fandom should ship in the "I think they hunt the other for sport" type of way, no romantic feelings.

1- Blaster/ Nauttica/ Road Rage.

I know a good deal of you already ship Nautica/Road Rage, and that's great... Now, consider giving the lesbians a hype man. I personally ship them in a ot3 way, in a "Let's go Bisexuals" type of way if you will, but Blaster being just their platonic bestie is also fine. I just think the 3 of them should live together. Picture this: Science girlfriend, Party Boyfriend, Bodyguard girlfriend. Is a the 3 of them are super smart and competent but in different fields and can help each other... also the nerding-out and Road Rage being absolutely in love with music provided by the resident radio.

2- Blurr & Cheetor.

This one upsets me, because why cant we pull a "Jack frost and Elsa are dating" on them, why is this QPR living only in my brain. WHAT IF, hear me out, they meet while racing and become best friends, they are RIDE or DIE. They see each other as their sun, they push each other to better themselves. I could see them as romantic, but the QPR aspect of it is too soft for me to pass.

3- Jazz ][ Getaway.

Okey, hear me out, your see the racquets "][" ? That is to keep them real separated, This is a "Coworkers to enemies" ship, an "Enemies to I will be responsible for your demise" if you will. I haven't finished MTMTE and I won't be able to in the near future BUT, if this fandom has feed me a common sentiment is that we hate Getaway for good reason. Now, Picture this:

Jazz, head of SpecOps, having to work with the guy that thinks he is worthy of carrying the matrix. Is Diplomatic Corps and SpecOpcs rivalry is.... you know what I just want them having a bloody fight. Get the romance BULLSHIT OUT, let them haunt the other for sport.

4- Perceptor/ Warpath/ Bliztwing.

Okey, you have to trust me on this one, because I accidentally started shipping them while working on my continuity and... tHEM...But what if Perceptor was allowed to go a little bit Apeshit and had boyfriends who supported him? What if Bliztwing was more like his G1 self? what if Bliztwing and Warpath were pre-war buddies? just thoughs man...

5- Eject & Rossana.

First, I think they would get along. Second, is that Rosanna looks like she likes football... so... Let them play together man. We either make Rewind, Eject and Rosanna triplets or Rosanna&Eject the twins, with Rewind being the older brother. I just think we don't make use of the cassettes sibling-like relationships enough and I just would like to see these two more often.

6- Prowl ][ Starscream.

Look, if you don't think Prowl and Starscream should have an "I want to personally murder you" type of relationship, you are lying to yourself because that shit is just too funny. Throw Chromedome in the mix for extra spice. Just picture those two having to work together OR THEY DIE, and doing everything in their power to be the only one that comes out of the situation alive. You know what? "Enemies to reluctant allies" is also okey but only because that would crack me up.

7- Jazz/ Ironhide/ Chromia.

This came to me in a vision... The vision was Ironhide leading an attack while Chromia took out enemies from afar with her sharpshooter skills, and this is all a diversion so that Jazz can steal information. They go for drinks after that. I also think that Jazz being the shortest yet the one people are terrified of would do wonders for the comedy possibilities of this ship. This can be 3 best friends, a QPR, or a ot3, just... you know what they say "Something something they go to missions together they get married" <-Someone has to have said that before.

8- Roulette & Jazz.

This goes to the "Ex-decepticon Jazz" lovers out there... Give him a friend that gets it, someone who wouldn't judge freshly "Fence Hopper" Jazz because she has a sister with the decepticons, and she wishes this whole war was just over with. Bonding over the differences between the Autobots and Decepticons. Is Jazz helping Roulette check on Shadowstiker and covering for her because they know the decepticons are just mechs like them.

I have more but idk how to explain it without also having to explain a shit ton of nonsense because, Overlord and Toaster are married but y'all are not ready for that conversation.

[ashintheairlikesnow]

🔢 for Kauri Jake and Antoni? I absolutely relate so much to Ant’s feelings regarding physical touch both platonic and sexual. Just interested to see what you would come up with! Obviously if you’re not comfortable with that then a comf piece would be amazing 🥺❤️

(the prompt was a 3-or-moresome. Antoni isn't going to be about that, so I am choosing the comf option! @winedark-whump asked how Kauri would handle being stuck in an elevator...)

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CW: Claustrophobia, panic attack, comf, hurt/comfort, the QPR returns, traumatized whumpee

The doors open only with the maintenance man and the firefighter each pulling with their full strength at a side. The doors shriek in protest, separating inch by inch.

Antoni expects Kauri to come barreling out, but he doesn't. Instead, Antoni has to look down to realize where he even inside the small square.

Kauri lays on his side, his wild curls against cheap scratchy carpeting, his hands pressed palms against his closed eyes. Hitching breaths are shallow, hardly gasps, and the maintenance man doesn't know what he's looking at but Antoni does.

He thinks the firefighter maybe does, too, by the way his jaw tightens at the sight.

"Shit, it was only a couple hours," The maintenance man says, looking stricken. "Got it open as fast as I could."

"He fears to be closed in," Antoni says by way of explanation. The firefighter meets his eyes, briefly, with a depth of understanding that makes Antoni grateful for his silence but uneasy, too.

He steps forward, feeling the very slight dip under his feet as it accepts his weight. "Kasha? The door is open now. Let's go."

Kauri doesn't move.

"Kasha?" When Antoni crouches next to him, he can hear Kauri's whispers, thick around the tears. He reaches out and his palm rounds over the curve of Kauri's shoulder. It trembles under his touch.

"I hate the light, I h-hate, hate being alone in the light, I hate it, alone, alone in th-the light..." Kauri's voice is more whimper than whisper, really. A frightened animal. "I can't, I didn't do anything, I didn't, I was good I was good I was good-"

"Sssshhhh. I have you." Despite his prickling awareness of the watching men and his fear of what they might understand from Kauri's state, his terrified words, he doesn't try to force Kauri up. He leans forward and presses his hands over Kauri's. Lets him feel the warmth of human touch.

Kauri sobs, a broken sound that comes from so deep within him that Antoni wonders if it is Kauri that cries at all, or the remnants of Liam Harker finally making themselves fully known. Was Liam Harker frightened of small spaces? Or did that only begin when he had been wiped away?

"I have you," Antoni repeats, leaning over and pressing a kiss to his head. The florescents overhead buzz softly, all too familiar. The little box is cold - the heat isn't working in here. The walls of the elevator are a plain, flat white.

"I'm good, I'm good, I'm-... I'm good, I promise, I promise..."

"I know," He soothes, shifting to rub a hand up and down Kauri's back. His muscles shake under Antoni's light touch, and he finally leans fully over him, laying his body and his weight against Kauri's slight frame.

Kauri's shaking slows, and so does his crying. He keeps breathing in those shaking, shallow inhales, but some of the painful tension seems to break in him. He shifts, turning over onto his back and throwing his arms around Antoni's neck, weeping against his T-shirt. At first, it's a relief, until he hears Kauri cry, "I'm so sorry, I'll be good, don't leave me alone, please, please-"

"I will not. I will not leave you. I have you, Kasha, I have you..."

The fireman clears his throat, and Antoni looks up to see him speaking in a low voice to the maintenance man. Both of them look away when they see Antoni watching them.

He hopes to give them privacy. He worries it might be for other reasons.

He has to hold Kauri to get him to stand, pulling himself upright with Kauri's arms still tight around his neck. He feels half-choked but doesn't dare try to get him to let go. His skin prickles.

Then Kauri's legs wrap around him, ankles crossed, and he grunts, nearly falling himself before he manages to get his hands under Kauri's ass and thighs to hold him up. He's still weeping against Antoni's shoulders.

Antoni arms ache almost immediately, and he leans back against a wall, panting. But then...

"I've got him," Jake says, and he shifts Kauri from one set of arms to the next with an ease that shows just what all his working out has done for him - the muscles to hold a grown man like he weighs nothing.

"Jasha." For a second, Jake is holding them both, and Antoni closes his eyes. But then there is space between them again, and his breath comes easier, he feels the prickling of his skin start to fade. "The elevator broke-"

"Yeah, I saw the text. I'm sorry it took me so long, I was helping Krista out with a doctor visit." Kauri looks even smaller in Jake's arms, and buries himself against his bulk and warmth. "Let me take you both home. We'll come back for the car once Kauri's okay, yeah?"

Antoni nods, swallowing. He looks over to the fireman and maintenance man.

"Hey, look, we didn't see shit, okay?" The maintenance man offers, a little awkwardly. "I'll erase the security tapes."

The fireman nods. "Empty elevator. Good thing, too."

"Thanks," Jake says with real sincerity, and he moves back out through the empty lobby, Kauri in his arms, Antoni trailing behind him. Kauri still looks like a string pulled tight, about to snap. "You okay, Ant?"

"Yeah... Yeah. I mean, I am not, but..." Antoni sighs, taking a hand back through his messy hair. "Once our Kasha is, I will be."

[picturemecountingcards]

Thanks for tagging me!! @thirrith

Rules: Tag 10 (or less) people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: qpr throuple, technically, but also i don't really get anything out of explicitly labeling relationships. i do consider my close friends my family tho, and when they tell me that they do too, i get really giddy

Favorite colour: it fluctuates, but mostly between all the numerous shades of deep green and blue, so dark it could almost be black. like, think an aivazovsky painting or the sky just before it's fully dark or moss-covered trees in a dense forest

Song stuck in my head: escapism from steven universe

Three favorite foods: right, so. first of, a monster of a holiday food - olivier salad (chopped boiled vegetables, fresh apples and pickles with mayo. recipes vary but this version's the one i'm used to. there's normally some kind of meat, but since i don't eat it, i do without).

second, uhhhh watermelon.

third - mushrooms in their many different forms (in pasta, creme soup, in a pie, fried with potatoes, so on). bonus points if we foraged them ourselves

Last song I listened to: eat your young by hozier, i'm a simple guy

Dream trip: ok, the less realistic one ig is norway, bc mountains, and the more realistic one is a camping trip to lake baikal bc 1) mountains again, 2) my dear internet friend lives in irkutsk and i wanna hang out with him and 3) it's baikal, come on

Last thing(s) I googled: metro map website to see how long it'd take to get where i needed to go

Tagging: @prapuna @potholefullofsoup @satturn @crisislemon123 @theoneaspiringlibrarian and anyone else who wants to do this, really. obviously, no pressure, feel free to ignore this

Also gonna tag @felinelun @jewishgayrat @ray-theoretical-trucker and @rustlingsilpha in case y'all wanna do it :)

[lowkey-loki245]

Y'all wanna read the poem I wrote about the time there was a tornado nearby and the alters who were fronting (who were and still are in a QPR together) were scared as fuck and thought they were gonna die? Welp, I don't care what your answer is, I'm sharing it.

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The sirens have become background noice and I'm crying next to you.

I always thought I wanted to die, but now I don't think I do.

You put on our favorite song, the song we've made love to,

And as you hold me in your arms, the wind picks up and I say that I love you.

Our minds have been connected from the very start, so you can feel how scared I am.

Yet you stay so calm and talk to me in a hushed voice, promising we'll be alright.

I've started to forget the sirens are even there as you whisper in my ear.

"It's okay sweetheart, just breath. It'll all be okay."

I had wanted to die on my own terms, but I can settle for this.

Me in your arms as you sooth my fears, what could possibly be better?

I'm starting to get tired, crying is exhausting, and I fall asleep in your embrace.

I open my eyes to see us safe and the morning has come again.

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There, bon appetit.

[zetomato]

I said most of my stance in the notes but let's go.

OP is right but not (and don't shit on them, read the notes, they got it and it's great)

In the show, Alastor has been announced as Ace. Out of the show, he's been clearly announced as Aro/Ace. So I can't blame anyone who only watched the show who goes "He's Ace but can be Romantic!" Also, well, Ace/Aro is a huge spectrum so nothing stops anyone from being Demiromantic or Greysexual or Asexual who has sex, etc. It's all about attraction after all. And fics are an incredible world! You can create anything and use character as Canon or OOC freely! Some I will vibe with, some not, it's all good! I'll just avoid interacting with the ones I like less and all's great!

And then comes the "OP is right" part... It, in no way, cuts off my previous point, but... If we search for Hazbin fics on AO3, at the moment I check Alastor's in 2/5th (4 out of 10) main ships of the filters. On Tumblr, I dunno if it's me being bad at searching, but 90% of what I see with Alastor (fic/fanart wise, not just the fandom simping over him which, hell yeah go off y'all) is very sexualised. Ace/Aros are not the ones having the most fun in the LGBTQIA+, mostly because, well, when we get some representation, either it's a monster (See Godzilla) or, well, a character immediately shipped with so many people without taking care of their Ace/Aro identities. So it's not that surprising that we go to "just don't romantically/sexually ship this character" because we see less Queer Platonic Relationships than fully romantic/sexual ones when shipping happen. And, well, who feels good when they keep being told they're faking it/they'll find the right person, and then see this happen to a canonly Ace and/or Aro character?

TL:DR; Ship Alastor away y'all, not only is shipping whatever you want to, but also being Ace/Aro doesn't mean no romance or sex ever for everyone. Also, a ship can be a QPR and that's really neat!

But do be mindful that people who are on this spectrum and are delighted to be represented keep having the experience of being erased in medias and out of it so reactions will vary from one Ace and/or Aro to the other! Some of them very defensive!

It legit irritates me when I see people try to force Alastor into romantic pairings with other characters when the show has made it known time and time again that my boy CLEARLY HAS NO INTEREST IN ROMANCE WHATSOEVER.

I like a good ship as much as the next guy, but that does not give you the right to ignore or erase a character's sexual orientation, and you bet that applies to aroace characters.

[noona96n]

Omggg my feelings about the guest are so big idk if I can manage to be coherent TT but you did ask for a vomit after all hahah

So true tho aroace gilyoung!!! Honestly when I first watched the show I interpreted their (all 3) relationship as like found family like they're siblings they're best friends they're each others most important person they bicker they care SO MUCH

I was a little disappointed when I saw most if not all the fics about their relationship were romantic but like I take what I can get but your qpr version is sooo appealing yes please

[Slaps roof of Yoon] this guy can fit so much religious conflict/trauma in him!! I love how he fights with his faith and himself and his feelings like OOF and and

And the way when Hwapyung untangled their hands in the water he kept the rosary??? 🥺 like he wanted to take a reminder of what he's leaving/who he's doing this for with him? And then he keeps it when he survives?? Soft.

And Gilyoung so good so true she was probably my favourite from the three she's so headstrong and so caring and at the end she WILL get these guys to take care of themselves if it kills her

And the relationship development between all three, and just the general vibe of the show and the horror. I just love this show so much

omg yah! Gil Young is my absolute fav, hands down.

i love the trio a fckn lot and Choi Yoon will always have a soft spot in my heart (see: poetic suffering) but Gil Young takes the cake. Gil Young is everything! i admire her tenacity so much, the way she persevere and willing to do what's right, even if the law disagrees with her. she's just… S H E ! ! !

i haven't loved a female character so fully and wholeheartedly like this in a while 🥺 she has my heart and my admiration 💖

and, honestly, same… it's kinda sad that romantic fics are so predominant in the fandom… i also see them as found family. like, LITERALLY found each other. like wow… found each other in the first ep and found each other again in the last ep… full circle. fantastic metaphor ✨

anyway, as i said, i label their relationship as qpr only bcs conventional society would demand that they name their relations to one another and people would be like 'u aren't family, y'all aren't in the same family registry' or whatever tf bcs ive come to realize that a lot of people need to process all sort of relationships in relation to romance bcs they don't really understand that love doesn't only refer to romantic love smh

(also, sorry for the mini rant on love… i just hate how allos are dominating the discussion on love and refuse to see love beyond the romantic lense)

then again, i also understand the hetero ships bcs the writer and director be dropping subtle hints of possible Hwa Pyung/Gil Young and Choi Yoon/Gil Young here and there. and Hwa Pyung/Choi Yoon too lol so i can see why they ship Gil Young with the boys but nah, for me she's a kickass aroace that's just tired of all the allos around her haha

and the rosary… the fckn rosary *pterodactyl screeching* HWA PYUNG WEARS THE ROSARY!!!!!!!! i dont think rosaries are meant to be worn but Hwa Pyung just… wearing it??? around his neck????? and it sits over his chest??????? the chest where his heart is meant to be????????? F E E L S P A I N

(also, shameless self promo but i made this gifset of their hands bcs fckn PAIN)

i love Choi Yoon, a massive soft spot for him and, as my fav, i want him to ✨SUFFER✨ i wanna read a fic/meta where the Catholic side of him is explored and explained. im so fascinated by the internal conflict that's caused by his religion but im not educated or aware enough to really understand. i really wanna write a character study fic that explores Choi Yoon as a person but im not well-versed enough in catholicism 🥲 i especially wanna explore his relationship with his hyung bcs i can tell how much he loves his hyung and how much his hyung loves him as well… his hyung was somewhat lucid enough to ask if he was at cram school before he went apeshit and murdered their parents. his hyung still remembered to care for him despite everything. his hyung loves him and im reminded of the way Itachi annihilated the entire Uchiha clan but kept Sasuke alive bcs he couldn't find it in him to killed Sasuke. (sorry about the Naruto segue rip im a weeb can u tell?)

anyway, a question just pops up into my head and that is: how tf does Hwa Pyung managed to still be sane and kind after all the shit Park Il Do put him thru? he's truly such a 'vast' and kind and beautiful character.

[honorary-fool]

realizing I never gave y'all my hcs so doing that now <3

(I should give y'all more of my headcanons in general actually...someone remind me to make a post with my venti, nameless bard, and freminet ones...or neurodivergencies/disabilities one, period)

this is also gonna be fun 'cus as much as I adore the Fontaine siblings, I'm still catching up on their lore ^^"

ANYWAYS

QPR!! bc not only do ships have to be romantic, both of them are aspec

(forgetting the label but headcanon that Lynette is romance/sex-repulsed aroace, & Carmen being aroaceflux)

introvert (L) vs shy + social anxiety (C)

Who's the "Um they asked for no pickles?" one in the relationship um neither duh /silly

(depends on the day but usually Carm)

autism vs unclear neurodivergency

verbal shutdown (derogatory) ; both experience talktiredness, which is "being temporarily unable to use verbal communication due to physical, mental, or emotional exhaustion" (definition from here, amongst others)

both made and use a li'l chart/key sorta thing in case either/both are unable to/not up to talking verbally for whatever reason. some kind of variation of modern day emoji keys when someone goes into verbal shutdown & is nonscribal

once it's "finalized" for lack of a term, eventually Lynette's brothers are shown it as reference. Freminet especially finds it useful for himself

despite occasional touch aversion, Carmen adores giving physical affection. Lynette doesn't mind it, though it takes some time for her to get used to it and even more time to start reciprocating. cuddles become a favorite form of affection. (later on they become one of the few folks allowed to pet her ears and Carmen nearly loses it from how excited they are & how soft the fur is)

Carmen especially adores it 'cus they've noticed soft purring sometimes and it's the cutest goddamn thing to vae, they just sit there with the Biggest grin on their face

I haven't thought much of what Lynette's primary love language would be, but my immediate thoughts were quality time (as talking is not really a strong suit unless it's with certain people) or some form of verbal affection (same reasoning).

Even if they know at the back of their mind that Lynette can handle herself just fine, Carm’s so protective of her. Especially upon finding out her & Lyney’s backstory it’s just increased tenfold

Like in public, holding her hand or an arm around her waist because part of them fears that if they look away for even a moment, someone will try to steal her away.

Carmen's worry for vaer partner also stemming from Lynette being in the Fatui, as well as the fact that she (to their knowledge) is mortal, and as an elf...immortality, y'know? They try not to think about it too much, but they know damn well they will be Inconsolable when they have to say goodbye for good...

This protectiveness also extends to Lyney and Freminet btw

They know how it feels when it comes to Freminet's timidness and social anxiety, so they're extra protective and careful, in the way that an older sibling looks out for the younger ones. They don’t mind speaking for both of them if he’s wary with social interaction or in the middle of verbal shutdown.

Sometimes they see their own little brother in him, and it hurts

Similarly, from one older sibling to another, they keep an eye out for Lyney's wellbeing, not to mention trying to get him to take it easy and let themself and his siblings help when it's clear he needs it.

Just as it takes Lynette a bit of time to get used to Carmen's physical affection, it takes the elf Awhile to get used to the fact they're [platonically] dating into a family under the Fatui

hailing from Mondstadt they've always been against the Fatui, especially knowing of the late Fair Lady's deeds regarding the Anemo Archon

something that'll never change though is how The Knave scares them pissless, they refuse to be in the same room as her by themself

word of warning, never make hcs for oc x canon crack ships ; you'll get attached when you make too many headcanons

... like it shouldn't have been that easy to make so many hcs w/ Carmen x Lynette after just the first 2 fontaine archon quest acts..