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tmeadvnture · 4 months ago
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I had to make this immediately i love them
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ghostbsuter · 2 months ago
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Danny had been around Gotham for a while.
The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.
The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.
A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.
"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.
"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.
"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.
"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."
The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.
"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.
"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."
He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.
As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.
They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.
With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.
Just barely missing the man with the cape.
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zivazivc · 5 months ago
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my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters
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and-his-hands-were-24-crows · 11 months ago
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Wow, friendos
Well this has been a wonderful and surreal 24 hours. Reposting these as a set, because we all know they belong together.
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pralinesims · 10 months ago
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The idiot squad + tumblr text posts
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katiesteedart · 1 month ago
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A video what I did.
It is over an hour long and I'm *quite* annoying so don't say I didn't warn you.
I do get a bit cheerier through this too (because despite my protestations, I do actually like these and I am fairly proud of myself.)
So if you'd like to keep at it. Do.
I legitimately made them for no reason at all though.
(Other than I love inside number 9, art, and making things)
Don't watch the video below though - it's proper cursed.
Now that the cards are in the folder. They aren't coming out. I've put them on a bookshelf. In a false book.
ADD - I'm getting a lot of questions via the email linked to the video - so if you have any questions please ask that way as it's easier for me to deal with. I'll also add the answers to the description on the video.
I really hope you like them.
If you don't want to listen to me speak (that is fine. I don't want to listen to me speak either)
Please play the below instead.
1. Because it's hilarious. Iykyk.
2. Because I'm an idiot. Yk.
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mblue-art · 9 months ago
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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)
#self insert#cross!sans#epic!sans#mblue art#cm#m rambles#(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au#(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin#waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves#(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee
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cosmicwhoreo · 1 year ago
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BEHOLD, ZalGO!
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ZalGO's perspective-
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He's been collecting the Time Pieces Hat Kid lost and never found and recollected in her initial mishap, to power and grow his mainframe and reach.
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disappointingcabbage · 2 years ago
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HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS
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chronophobica · 7 months ago
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every time i remember this scene exists i fall over onto the ground weeping and wailing and crying and throwing up. how did they get away with this
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luckkythirt33n · 6 months ago
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Châteauneuf-du-BLAP
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I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.
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holographic-mars · 8 months ago
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Which one of y’all said this. Fess up
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rozeliyawashereyall · 27 days ago
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GET PETTED IDIOT!!!
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Nathin my beloved.....the cutest zombie in town.....sighh..
this is part 6 I think-
Character belongs to @obsidian-lantern
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coolguyontheblock · 4 months ago
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He thinks he's such a fauckin princess. Makes me SICK!!
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lo0cifer · 3 months ago
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This is my first and maybe last time posting this stuff but uh uh uh THSC OC STUFF... DUMP OF THINGS! YAAAY!!!
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Doodles TEEHEE TEEHEE
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ANIMATION BLAAGAHH! THE HOUSE IS ON FIIREE!!!!
This is CatHat...he uh.... He's a bit of a BUTTHEAD!!! a little bit of a GRUMPER MC GRUMPY PANTS!!!! OH YEAH! MIGHT HAVE MARITAL PROBLEMS WHO KNOWS...KEKEK...
Anyway uhh I'm bad at explaining OC lore especially when it comes to thsc because there is...WOW there is SO much to unpack! Me and @populousgraph have been working together on character lore so check them out potentially... teehee...if you're interested.... ANYWAY BUY GOLD BYYEEE!
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quinn-of-aebradore · 2 months ago
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Also, I do love everything that happened last night, but also I am somewhat mourning the fact that the Hells had finally settled on a direction and a plan (the triple party assault) and now there’s a wrench in there and I swear to god if there’s more ridiculous circular debating, this time about the Archheart’s idea- XD
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