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tmeadvnture · 6 months ago

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I had to make this immediately i love them

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #dumbass brothers #collective idiots #tua s4 trailer #tua s4

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ghostbsuter · 4 months ago

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Danny had been around Gotham for a while.

The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.

The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.

A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.

"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.

"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.

"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.

"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."

The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.

"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.

"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."

He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.

As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.

They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.

With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.

Just barely missing the man with the cape.

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priintiisor · 1 month ago

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arti and her weird lookin son (because drawing them brings me joy)

#rain world #rain world fanart #rw #rw artificer #rw five pebbles #printis collection of silly goobers #i love these two so much you don t understand #arti took one look at that thing and went that. that is a child. give that child a hug #meanwhile pebbles just doesn t understand why this stupid cat won t leave him alone #get unconditionally loved idiot

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anderafermoh · 21 days ago

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#photpgraphy #nude in shoes #physique #maid #collection by me #cookie run kingdom #hard k1nk #cap #my favourite idiots #dungeon meshi marcille

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zivazivc · 7 months ago

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my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #ex bandmates #trolls oc #hed #les #my art #this drawing is very old already but i really wanted to write a oneshot to go with it #because i have story in my mind that led to this particular moment #but ALAS. no motivation for writing #lets just say he had a shit class meeting about their end of elementary school prom where he got singled out and everyone collectively...#...decided that he can't participate in the traditional dance because he's too short (unless. an asshole classmate proposed. he finds...#..a dancing partner in like the 2nd grade. and the class teacher looked thoughtful instead of reprimanding that student.)#basically no one not even his friends stood up for him and it made him feel like a class nuisance they were trying to sweep under the rug #living in vibe city made him such an outcast in general. he did a lot of crying over wanting to be a funk troll and fit in :((#and of course les would blame himself for every one of his problems #ughuguguhugh #i have shed physical tears thinking about these two idiots who can't let go of resentment for each other but also love each other so so muc #fuck i'm crying again #someone put me out of my misery

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pralinesims · 1 year ago

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The idiot squad + tumblr text posts

#ts4 #my sims #oc facts #meme #aaron #sharon #devyn #kaia #emilio #luca #gina #maggie #vale #c #not all of them are idiots tbh but i like to use it as an overarching collective term for my oc's. my beloved idiot squad.

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charmwasjess · 26 days ago

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woke up thinking about that scene in Labyrinth of Evil where Yoda rightly points out how if you think about it, Dooku had less than zero practical reasons for calling off his guard escort and halting his escape from Geonosis to enjoy a silly lightsaber duel with Anakin and Obi-Wan. You know, the whole point is to escape capture, if something went wrong there, the CIS is dead on arrival, plus the duel proves Dooku is a martial dark side user and not just a political enemy.

And Yoda's conclusion, having known Dooku better and longer than anyone living? The reason was simply that Dooku couldn't resist an opportunity to show off in front of his lineage. It wasn't a tactical play, it was just his batshit awful personality.

#this character *slapping his hood* you can fit so much--#I love love love Labyrinth of Evil that book contains multitudes #and as a filthy shipper you can't beat the Sifo-Dyas/Dooku Old Man Yaoi original origin story - Syku: Toxic Since 2005 #mmmm “connected in the unifying force” yeah that's one way to put it #I don't read it as much as my other SW novel favs mainly because it reminds me of all the beautiful theorycraft about Dooku's Role in RotS #such naïve optimism for the Dooku idiots ahead of that film #then the opening sequence really slammed our collective proverbial dicks in the car door #dooku #star wars novels #labyrinth of evil

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mblue-art · 11 months ago

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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

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cosmicwhoreo · 1 year ago

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BEHOLD, ZalGO!

ZalGO's perspective-

He's been collecting the Time Pieces Hat Kid lost and never found and recollected in her initial mishap, to power and grow his mainframe and reach.

#ahit #ZalGO #Hat mom #Summer #a hat in time oc #a hat in time #he's both a bastard and an idiot #he's fun #he's like a horrible amalgamation of fusing Wheatley Zim and A.M and he's about as well put together as you'd expect #the blue orb under his TVs (faces) is where the Time Pieces he's collected are kept

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zirafail · 1 month ago

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best purchases i’ve ever made. i purposefully chose the stupidest mike card, and the most gorgeous peter card. how it should be.

#why is idiot drinking out of a firehose #stop that!!!#been eyeing off that card for ages now #also peep the dvd collection in the back #i’ve actually got so many dvds now that i have to buy a rack for myself for christmas #the children yearn for physical media #the monkees #torksmith #peter york #mike nesmith

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disappointingcabbage · 2 years ago

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HAPPY EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER DAY I SEE THE REMINDER ON MY PHONE AND THE TIME HAS COME TO DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

#extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #international holiday #tma #rusty quill tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #goddamn fool #book collecting dust eating rat old bastard #jurgen leitner rant #Elias made one good decision ever #and it was beating this clown to death #with a lead pipe

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chronophobica · 10 months ago

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