#coles asks

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Cole Cole Cole listen to me !!

schlatt being like a never ending fountain when it comes to precum !! He’s just leaking so much, his tip is leaking so baddd and he’s whimpering so cutely, little tears in his eyes because he’s not touching himself.

you’re just cooing into his ear how messy he is and every word you say just makes him throb, more pre steaming out of his pretty cock that’s flushed red from how needy he is !!

you’ve made me insane !!! help !!!

Ok so I had to sit and think abt this for a minute bc i wanted to write a little mini fic for it so here it is!!

Schlatt was standing slightly behind you, fighting every urge to just drag you away from your conversation and have you help him out. He had been helplessly needy all night by no fault of his own. The two of you had went out to dinner with a few of your friends to catch up, and he swears your outfit choice was one made just to torture him.

To make matters worse, earlier when you had noticed the clear arousal in his eyes, you continued to tease him further by feeling him up through the denim of his jeans. And much to his embarrassment, his cock had leaked precum through the fabric staining it a slightly darker color than the original light wash of his pants. He had clapped a hand over his mouth to conceal any potential moans or whines he was sure would follow your ministrations. 

And now, here he is forcing a smile as he hides behind you, doing his best to conceal the very visible effect you had on him. When you don’t seem to make any effort to finish up the conversation at all he subtly tugs on your sleeve. But instead of taking his tugging as a gesture to hurry and finish up you place your hand over his letting him know that you know exactly what you’re doing to him, and that he needs to be a good boy and wait. And Schlatt will do anything for praise from you. 

After what feels like an eternity later you finally end your conversation with your friend, waving a friendly goodbye and walking to the car. Much to his delight, you dont head for the driver's seat when you unlock the car. Instead you pull open the door to the back seat pushing him to get in before following and closing the door behind you. 

You settle yourself, causing him to let out a whine that he had been holding in all night. “You were such a good boy Jay,” You kiss down his neck leaving a few marks in your wake, “I think you deserve a reward for keeping quiet and being patient, don’t you baby?” 

He nods so fast you worry he might’ve given himself whiplash. Unfortunately he doesn't think he can hold on much longer to fully enjoy what reward you might have in mind. But his lips are too busy with yours to warn you when you roll your hips down onto him. It’s not like you really needed one anyways, this was always the plan. You’d have your real fun when you got home.

Within a few minutes he’s creaming his pants, the original stain from dinner spreading and becoming larger. “Oh, puppy,” You tilt his chin up to meet your eyes, “You were that needy for me?” He hides face in your shoulder, embarrassed by how quickly he came undone. 

You pull his head away from you by tugging on his hair, making him look up at you with his eyes glazed over with lust. “Let’s get home so mommy can reward her sweet boy properly.”

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HIHIHIHIHI OKAY SOOOO poly!TedSchlatt x reader BUTTTTT schlatt and ted are chilling on the couch and the reader is sitting in a chair nearby then schlatt and ted start to get a little handsy. So they kinda look at reader for permission to y'know with each other while they watch and reader is all for it. Ted and schlatt and like GOING AT IT on the couch and reader is sitting in the chair like 😈 enjoying the show

(btw bottom schlatt, top ted supremacy)

Hi Hi i’m gonna use this ask as an opportunity to write a part two to another one shot i wrote a while ago! You can find it here or under “High Poly! TedSchlatt” in Ted or Schlatt's section of my masterlist. 

I am also going to be combining it with this ask if that’s okay!

Smoke Him Out Pt.

“Please, I wanna kiss more, please baby.” You squeeze your thighs together, though neither of them are talking to you, you find the scene in front of you so arousing. You watch as Ted pulls Schlatt in with a hand in his hair. Their energies mingle as they kiss, Ted's rough kiss is met with Schlatt’s inviting and desperate one. 

And you can’t help but watch.

You watch with hunger in your eyes as Ted sits Schlatt in his lap, teasing him through his sweats and you’d be blind not to notice the small wet spot forming on the gray fabric. Schlatt’s always been sensitive to his teasing, but especially when he’s high.

 “C’mon Jay, I know you can be a good boy, just tell me what you want.” Ted whispers in his ear, lightly biting his earlobe afterwards, causing the man to whine out. Schlatt would love to be able to tell Ted what he needs, but the asshole keeps cutting off his words by touching him just right and making him moan out. 

“Ted,” you enjoy watching him tease Schlatt on a regular day when he’s been bratty, but the look on his face is just pitiful, “Be nice, just give him what he wants.” If Ted was in his right mindset he’d tell this is exactly why he’s so spoiled and bratty, but for now he just holds his hands up in mock defense. 

“Tell her thank you Jay,” Ted’s not having it when Schlatt’s eyes dart to the floor instead of thanking you, so he grabs his face making him look at you, “I said tell her thank you brat.” Schlatt whines and complies, letting out a soft thank you before Ted pulls his cock out of his sweats. 

“See that wasn’t so hard was it? You want a reward now baby?” and of course Schlatt never being one to pass up a reward nods his head very enthusiastically. But once again Ted’s not having his silence opting to smack his thigh as a reminder to speak up.

“Fuck-,” he gasps at the impact, “Yes, please want a reward.” Ted smirks before spitting into his hand using it as lube as he strokes Schlatt’s cock. And you don’t think you’ve ever been so turned on by anything more. Schlatt’s hair is falling in his face, effectively shielding his vision from your predatory gaze. Honestly, you’re too engrossed in the scene in front of you to even think of getting yourself off right now. (which is fine because that's what Schlatt’s pretty face is for anyways.) 

“Look at her Schlatt, see how she loves seeing you like this,” He speeds his hand up and as a result Schlatt’s moans only grow louder, “all fucked out from a little teasing and my hand on your dick.” Being that schlatt’s pleasure is always heightened when he’s high and he’s been essentially edged for a while it’s only matter of time before he cums. But Ted has left that decision up to you. 

“You gonna cum jay?” This time when he’s met with a nod he lets it slide but he expects words when he says, “ask her for permission jay, ask Mommy if you can cum sweetheart.” You're shocked to hear the name come from Ted's lips, you've heard it from Schlatt countless times but never from ted. 

“Please mommy, I wanna cum can I cum?” and who are you to deny him the satisfaction? His normal bratty attitude long gone since the smoke session started. So of course you allow your precious boy to cover Ted’s hand, and his tummy in thick ropes of cum.

“Of course Sweetheart.” and clearly that’s all he needs to hear before he coates Ted’s hand in white, panting and he comes down. Ted’s quick to reach for a tissue cleaning both his hand and Schlatt up, he’s always been one to participate in after care. He kisses Schlatt’s cheek making sure to praise him for doing so well, he knows how sensitive Schlatt can get when he subs so he wants to make him as comfortable as possible. 

When Schlatt finally removes himself from Ted’s lap you get a view of a much larger wet stain on Ted's own pair of sweats. You raise an eyebrow at him? 

“Did you cream your pants from that?” and he responds with a very defensive argument of “you would too if Schlatt was wriggling around in your lap like that.”

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imagine reader is a short queen, you and schlatt live together in a house which has been obviously designed by giants so every time schlatt sees you struggling to reach something he has to think whether to be a bitch and push it further back on the shelf or move it higher up, resulting in you absolutely loosing it at him; or him pressing his body up against yours, his large hands gripping at your torso as he gets it down for you. ft reader absolutely feinding over him.

he’s so kind

(size kink of you squint)

As someone who is 5’3” I FUCKING LOVE SIZE KINK!

Schlatt knows that his house is too tall for you which is why he keeps all of your stuff on the top shelves, so you’ll have to come beg him to help you get it down.

He’ll either actually help you get it down or come up behind you, pressing against you and push it further out of your reach, successfully flustering you and frustrating you at the same time.

I heart big guy <3 and I heart this ask vinny!!

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Obsessed with you and your writing style, never stop pls - 🍒

Ehehehehe thank you so much <333 I won’t

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Imagine giving Ted some ~relief~ when you’re in heavy traffic on a roadtrip together. He’s stressed from the delay, constantly nervously messing with his hair, his glasses, your hands, or your thighs. So you take it upon yourself to lean over the center console and find a way to calm him down. You start kissing his cheeks, or his lips when you can, and then you start making your way to kissing and biting his neck. Your hands hover gently over the front of his pants, and soon you start hearing appreciative little hums and heavier breaths as he nods desperately at you. Your hands push down his jeans and underwear just enough for you to have access, your hands immediately wrapping around his cock. He’s tightly gripping the steering wheel, his lips absentmindedly spewing “mmm… please…” “yesss, c’mon… you’re so good to me” or “shit, thank you so much, honey…” while you lean a little farther forward, your lips pressing little kisses all over his dick and his lil bit of exposed tummy from his shirt becoming untucked >:)

OKAY THATS ALL FROM ME LOVE YOU BYEEEEE XOXO

-❤️‍🩹

OH MY GID YES????

Him being a little embarassed at first like enjoying it but also worried someone might glance over and see.

Grabbing your shirts trying pull you away but eventually gives in because your mouth just feels so good.

“Wait- fuck- what if someone sees.”

“Shhh no one’s gonna see baby let me take care of you.”

Endless thank you’d when he cums down your throat <3333 I am #1 teddy lover

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Pretty please blow up my asks I have tomorrow off so I can stay up as late as I want working on them 🤭

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I just read almost all the hc and and everything you write and OMG your writing is so good and wow just wow, keep going !<3

Ahhhh tysm im glad you like it!!

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i’ve seen your posts reblogged by my moots for like a week and i’m finally indulging in looking through your blog and AH i love your writing sm!!

🤭 thank you so much I’m glad you like it let me know if there’s anything you’d like to see specifically on my blog <333