#cole;announce

[colehq]

Hello, everyone! Just a few things to get down into one post.

We are now open for interactions! The starter rule does not yet apply since we just opened, so there is no need to reply to 2 starters before making your own.

We just launched our first event, which is the Lake Howell Takeover ~

Those who joined with our initial acceptance wave have until Thursday 11:59 PM MST to post an intro. It doesn't need to be fancy or long at all, but we do need to see some sort of activity.

We are looking for a third staff member! If interested, simply message the main or privately message Remi on discord. All we ask for is some previous admin experience updating pages and such.

That's it! Thank you, and can't wait to write with you!

[wyrmswears]

hey guys lego dmed me and said we all have to draw jay as a dogboy now. yeah. sorry. bad news to the non furry community

[robo-writing]

Violent thoughts of giving Cole Cassidy a shave after his beard has grown out, you sitttng in his lap as you sharpen the razor, him teasing you and telling you to “be gentle darlin’” as your begin to glide it across his skin. He’s smiling the whole time, barely even paying attention to the sharp object at his throat, too distracted by the intense focus in your eyes, how you bite your lip in concentration. His hands don’t help at all, the comforting circles they draw on your bare skin making you stop and shiver with each pass of the blade.

“Stop that,” you whisper, trying your damnedest to keep a steady hand. “You’re distracting me.”

“Distractin’ you?” He purrs. “Now how in the world am I doing that?”

He’s the picture perfect definition of smug, an air of confidence afforded to him by the fact he knows his effect on you, knows it like the back of his hand, knows it like the stars know the night sky.

“Cole,” you huff, then you feel the heat of his hand lower towards your ass. You almost want to smack that grin off his face, but you know it’d just turn him on even further.

“Come on sweetheart, best hurry up now,” he groans, fingers drumming against the soft flesh. “‘M not a very patient man, ‘specially when it comes to you—“

“Oh really?” You wonder out loud, only to be interrupted by the heavy slap of his hand against your behind.

“If you only knew how you get my blood going…” he chuckles to himself, head tilted so he can look up at your flustered self. “Like I said, hurry up so we can get to the fun part, yeah?”

“Me sitting on your lap isn’t the fun part?” You tease. He rolls his eyes at that.

“No, it’s what you do when my pants are off,” Cole groans. “Now please baby, don’t leave a poor man waiting.”

You laugh, but your hands quickly move to finish your job. After all, he said please.

[nashvillethotchicken]

If I had a nickel for every time a member of young money started wylin out for no goddamn reason this year I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot but goddamn control your people

[dreamweave01]

🌟EXPERIMENT AU ANNOUNCEMENT!🌟

Hey, guys!

So I finally wrote out the first bit of my experiment au! Plus, I gave it a name!

Ninjago: Drops of Golden Blood (NDoGB for short) part one is scheduled to come out sometime in the next couple of weeks, so keep an eye out!

I don't have a specific date in mind, since my personal life is a little busy at the moment. I'm wanting to get it done hopefully in two to three weeks, but it could possibly get posted after that, (or before) depending on how much free time I have.

This has been a long time coming, and I can almost guarantee you that posting will be an irregular thing, lol. 😅

However, I'm really excited to finally get this story out, since you guys have been very supportive and eager!

I hope my Ninjago experiment AU can live up to all of your expectations!

Thank you again, and I hope you all have a wonderful day!

[whiskingskin]

RB for a bigger sample pool!!!!

[shift-shaping]

I get that Solas is doing a Thing at the Winter Palace, but it's objectively very funny to have the announcer at Halamshiral call the guy the Inquisitor is fucking her 'elven serving man.' Like why even announce him at all. Solas why did you tell them that was what you wanted to be called. Why are you and Sera the same people in different clothes

[horizon-verizon]

To all the green/Alicent/Aegon/Aemond/Criston stans choosing to follow me of your own free will, make sure you're making the right choice bc you will see stuff that will likely upset you.

No, I do not think Rhaenyra was a whore or that her sexuality somehow makes or breaks her inherent moral character (this is a patriarchal invention that places more power in men over women's behavior bc as long as they have the political and legal advantage over women [as what has happened in many societies for millennia] it compels women to conform their overall behavior towards not even seeming to resemble the man's/larger developed ideas of "slut" rather than develop herself or have her own fun). And if a man can still be a good leader while having sex outside of marriage, if we truly look at woman as equal and inherently equal to men no matter the time period or place, then we should consider the same when women have sex outside of marriage! Reminder: Aegon SA or rapes; Rhanerya never once did that. which goes into my next point...

No, show!Rhaenyra did not SA or really even pressure Criston into sex. I explain why HERE & below from a past ask-post:

No, her first 3 kids were not bastards. "Bastards" only exist in the legal realm to separate a man/lord's and his family's resources/titles to those who carry his "blood". On principle, you shouldn't be accepting the objectification of women that is necessary to this formula, but aside from that, the meaning of bastardy has been subject ot change ust as many social construction, as we se in the Anstey case ands how William the Conqueror's bastardy was more defined as being that his mother was not noble rather than not married to his father. Because bastardry is more a legal phenomena more than anyting, Viserys--who has the only right and power to name anyone as bastard or legitimize them and thus is the final bulwark against the revelation of the boys being not Laenor's kids--was able to accept Rhaenyra's kids as his heir's heirs. Nobles keep secrets all the time for their own conience. Think about Lysa tully and all those rich people of various TV show and movies who cover up both actual harmful crimes as well as just those that would harm their reputation! This is what happens when you have any elite class AND mid-to-very strict social rules of conduct that you may be breaking anyway. And no, noble/royal wives of history weren't all sexually obedient little cupcakes...many had lovers while married and historically, some were even known by their families and husbands. (Check out Eleanor Herman's book Sex with the Queen).

No, Alicent of either thing didn't have any real reason, material reason to think her kids were in danger from Rhaenyra ascending. You can see why under posts tagged "alicent doesnt have any points" as well as this recent thread]

No I do not see Rhaenyra as uniquely "selfish", "'spoiled", etc. I do not make as if she is unacceptably and uniquely evil or the most amoral. That was overall Andal-FM patriarchy, Aenys I, Maegor I, Jaehaerys I, Viserys, and the greens, esp Alicent & Otto. Rhaenyra, of either the shoe or the book, was both trying to do her duty in her marriage as well as find some happiness AND autonomy alongside that. You were not supposed to readopt feudal patriarchal social "values" or prioritize them/social hierarchies over real human happiness, equity, and social harmony. If you have, you don't get ASoIaF!

For fuck sake, some of you like Jon Snow and think he's Azor Ahai! No, he is not legitimate, bc by the time Rhaegar and his generation was alive, polygamy had lost its validity and for any marriage to Lyanna he could have had needed to be reinforced by either force (Maegor) or public declaration or propaganda & deals careful planning (Doctrine of Exceptionalism) something along those lines...which even if we get the story of Rhaegar and Lyanna, we already know no such preparations occurred!

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

When MLB players return from injury during the season, they'll often play a few games in the minor leagues to ease themselves back. For baseball fans who live far from any major-league stadium, these games are convenient ways to watch superstars in action, and they tend to draw huge crowds.

Anyway, I'm watching my Rochester Red Wings take on reigning American League Cy Young Award winner Gerrit Cole of the New York Yankees Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders tomorrow night. They are doomed.

[lifeatthebottomofthesea]

Starting Monday, Raw's commentary team is gonna be Wade Barrett (bae) with the new guy, Joe Tessitore for the rest of the year/until Raw goes to Netflix. I'm not hating in advance... but I have questions.

Because, to me, the biggest thing to making it work with Wade (as shown during countless episodes of Smackdown and definitely today at Bash) is you HAVE to fight with him.

While, for example, Pat just wants to say things and doesn't care how you feel, Wade wants you to get MAD about it. It's why he and Corey work so well (Corey also wants to fight lol) and clearly Cole doesn't have an issue going after him.

It's what makes it fun. I'm not expecting them to get perfect on day 1 or anything, but I am paying attention

[boopedbylucio]

Might be delusional but this totally means Yeehan is canon lol

[miggydiaz]

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AHHHH I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS! IT LOOKS PERFECT!

[siyratiin]

RAAHGHH I FINISHED MY EXAMS!!!!! I NOW HAVE TIME TO DRAW YIPPEEE YIPPEEEEE I CAN RELAX

[razzle-zazzle]

#lou's not gonna NOT tell his quartet!!

Does…. Does that mean Cole’s the one who has to deliver the news???

IMAGINE LLOYD HAS TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMNRT THAT HIS FATHER IS GETTING MARRIED

-stepdad anon

Nah, Lou tells his buddies straight off. The only reason it took so long for Cole to find out was because he doesn't talk to Lou often enough.

BUT JSALKDFGFBHGN OH MY GOD LLOYD BEING THE ONE TO GET A CALL WOULD ALSO BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

[robo-cryptid]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Cole Cassidy/Hanzo Shimada Characters: Hanzo Shimada, Cole Cassidy (Overwatch) Additional Tags: Horror, Blood and Gore, Scion Hanzo Shimada, Van Helsing Cole Cassidy (Overwatch), Monster Hunters, Supernatural Elements, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic Summary:

A monster stalks the streets of Hanamura. It threatens Hanzo's family, his business, and the people he has sworn to protect. He has hired six seasoned hunters; six seasoned hunters have died. Cole Cassidy will be the seventh.

[sauljudgeman]

Will be posting more today! Just focused on studying right now.

Also, just wanted to say that the Kendrick Lamar-Drake-J Cole-Rick Ross situation is crazy💀 I actually think in terms of bars, the Drake diss is better than Kendrick's dish tbh. Kendrick's had the better beat, though. Although, my favorite beat overall rn actually would be from Ross's diss track tbh.