#code lyoko incorrect quotes

[parushontas]

(Something goes wrong, X.A.N.A attacks, they get stuck in Lyoko etc)

Jeremy: *tries to explain what's happening and what to do with hardcore tech terms*

Yumi, Ulrich and Odd: In English??

Jeremy:

[everythingunderthestarsthings]

Odd: If I run and leap at Jim, I am most certain that he will catch me in his arms.

Ulrich: There's no way that's happening .

Odd: Watch.

Odd: *runs towards Jim, who is holding coffee.*

Jim: NO, DELLA ROBBIA, I'M HOLDING COFFEE

Jim: *drops coffee to catch Odd.*

[ssj2hindudude]

If Jeremy Belpois was petty to the writers.

Thomas Romain: Aw yeah. Things are looking up. We've got Code Lyoko: Evolution in the works, a more orchestrated version of "A World Without Danger" for the theme, live action, and cleaner 3d models, it's gonna be lit!

Tania Palumbo: Heck yeah! And the first episode is gonna be called "X.A.N.A. 2.0" so people know what's up! And we're bringing William back and making him a full member of the team! So looking forward to this!

Jeremy: Uh, guys?

Thomas: Oh, hey Jeremy! What are you doing here?

Jeremy: Well, I just heard the news about what's gonna go down in the new sequel series and I just wanted to ask you something.

Tania: Oh, well, go ahead! We're all ears!

Jeremy: Yeah, um, why don't I have a Lyoko avatar?

Thomas: Uhhh

Jeremy: It's just something that's been bugging me. I mean, you pretty much kept brushing me off with this throughout the original and when I heard we were getting a sequel, I thought, "Oh, maybe now's my chance" but now I'm hearing I'm still not getting a 3d model?!?

Tania: Look, Jeremy, we can explain-

Jeremy: What's there to explain?!? You had me be the face of the show constantly in the original, having me look ridiculously goofy in the cover art as a 2d character next to everyone's 3d Lyoko models, and now that you have a bigger budget for cleaner animation, you're just gonna brush me off again?!?

Thomas: Jeremy, you're the computer guy! We needed someone to-

Jeremy: To look after the supercomputer every episode. I get it. In the first few seasons, I was the only one who could work the supercomputer, but you lost that excuse when Aelita was finally de-virtualized and was just as proficient with the supercomputer as I was. Plus, how many times did the others have to step up and take over when I was out? Heck, Sissy took over once and we got through!

Tania: Ok, that's fair. But it's not like we left fans without a reason! You were scared of the scanners!

Jeremy: You lost that excuse the day you had Aelita scan me into that little bubble of 2d animation where I still didn't get a Lyoko model, btw! That could've been my debut! I finally wasn't afraid of the scanners anymore and could've walked out of there looking GOATed!

Thomas: We just didn't think people would be that interested since you're-

Jeremy: A nerd, right? So, you're telling me the fans wouldn't have cared and I didn't get enough clout to have my own Avatar despite being the face of the show???

Writers: ...

Jeremy: And it's not like you didn't have concept art from the beginning, I mean look at this!

Thomas: Oh, come on! You gotta admit, the elf look is cute but not as awesome as the others. Plus, the Legend of Zelda fandom would've been after us faster than an actual XANA attack!

Jeremy: So, you don't think after all this time, you could've edited it to look better? Alright bet, let me show you something. Do the words "Code Lyoko: Overpowered" ring a bell to you?

Thomas: OH-

Jeremy: Yeah, I want you to take one look at this and tell me there's no drip here:

Tania: You gotta admit, this has more drip than a waterfall.

Thomas: *sigh* Tania, you're not helping.

Jeremy: I could've been something huge, man! My glasses could've been upgraded to goggles, I could've had tech gear, I could've had drip! You totally f***ed me up! I could've led the team in both the real world and cyberspace.

Thomas: Even if we gave you an avatar, what powers would we even give you?!? You're literally just skilled with the computer and the program upgrades your physical skills.

Jeremy: Oh wow, that's a tough one. Just as a thought, maybe you could've, I don't know, BASED IT OFF OF AELITA'S POWERS! Dude, before the energy spheres, she barely had anything either and she was still a major asset. I could've been another character that could deactivate the towers! Do you know how many of our problems would've been solved if the team had a backup key!

Tania: I mean, then the stakes wouldn't have been as high.

Jeremy: We are dealing with a sentient program bent on world domination and you're saying the stakes aren't high enough? If literally any of the towers or replicas weren't stopped in time, WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO??? We would've been TOAST!

Thomas: Ok, maybe you have a point.

Jeremy: Even then, I still could've had other powers. Do you realize how OP I would've been with my computer knowledge put to work inside the actual computer? I could've had a holographic keyboard giving us all kinds of access while still virtualized! I could've been out here flying, shutting monsters down left and right, I could've been a GOD in Lyoko! You robbed me of that!

Thomas: And what if XANA 2.0 got you? What if we had another William situation on our hands, what would you have done?

Jeremy: Well, one of two things would've happened. Either (1), the whole thing would've lasted an episode with Aelita using the program we used to bring back William or (2) We would've had a whole arc of trying to get me back while also showing my thoughts merged with XANA 2.0's and given us more insight into the character, which would've gotten the fans even more invested! We could've found out whether XANA 2.0 had its father's memories of being left behind by Franz Hopper, why it wanted to take over the world in the first place, whether William ever had some kind of impact on it. WE COULD'VE HAD A DEEPER STORYLINE GOING HERE!

Tania: Not gonna lie, that is pretty good. It would've had me invested.

Jeremy: But no, you still think people are just gonna brush me off as a nerd despite my live-action counterpart looking like Cody Martin with glasses right before he evolved into Jughead Jones. I could've been something, man! You f***ed me up you godd*** f***ing imbecile!

Thomas: How are you even censoring your curses right now?!?

Jeremy: I hacked this conversation and now can curse like a motherf***ing sailor! That's how f***ing GOATed I am!

Tania: We really should've given him an Avatar.

Thomas: Dammit...

[armin051]

Mr Belpois: Hello, people who do not live here

The Lyoko Warriors, sans Jérémie: Hello Mr Belpois

Mr Belpois: I gave you guys a key for emergencies!

Odd: There was an emergency! We were out of potato chips!

[chicken-scatch-drawing]

Shh pretend it's Halloween

[l0stf0rest]

Odd: Riddle me this Einstein; if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Jeremy: They're testica- shit...

[teen-lyoko-fan7777]

Solving American Wheel of Fortune puzzles

Yumi: Joy to the world... *having trouble with the rest*

*seconds later*

Aelita: World Wide Web.

*Yumi gives a thumbs up*

*the contestant solves it*

Yumi: You had it right on the last part. I had the first half. :)

[sparklyheartsdiana]

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#5

2022

It's 2022! I want to wish my followers a happy new year!

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#4

CL X Digimon Crossover Fic?

Hello everyone!

I'm writing a crossover fan fiction. This crossover is of two series; Code Lyoko and Digimon (mainly Adventure/02). I love both series, therefore it was inevitable I would think of a crossover. Yeah, I know crossovers has been done before, however I'm thinking of taking a crack at it myself.

The problem is... I don’t where to begin! I’ll give it a shot. My idea involves Catherine finding out why her day keeps repeating itself. FYI, Catherine is the name of a chosen child/digidestined from France.

1 note - Posted August 6, 2022

#3

Incorrect Ronin Warriors Quotes (Ryo)

Ryo: Kento, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?

Ryo: Hello, light. Hello, light. Hello, light. Hello, light. Hello, light.

Ryo: Man the helms! Dive! DIVE!!

Ryo: I can't sleep, Kento. I keep thinking how my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Ryo: Kento, if carrots are good for your eyes can they dial a phone?

Ryo: Faster, White Blaze, faster!

Ryo: Only Wildfire knows.

Ryo: Buttered toast!

Ryo: *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* I'm a woodpecker! *thwack* *thwack* Except with dirt.

Ryo: Boing!

3 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

#2

When...

When characters you like have "light" or any of its translations as their given name, you know you're weird.

6 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Drawing merman!Ulrich for MerMay 2022!!! Might do merman!Ky too. Yes, Ulrich from "Code Lyoko" as a merman. Why, you ask? It's because Ulrich's Japanese VA is also Rina Toin of "Mermaid Melody"! Also, Shin/Cye from "Samurai Troopers"!

9 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

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[neon-mooni]

Jeremie: Can I go to the restroom?

Teacher: I dunno CAN you?

Jeremie: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My mistake. MAY I use the restroom?

[sxrrandomfanfics]

Odd: Well, this certainly is an... Odd-ity

Cat Noir: Not that I'm complaining. Having two French cat superheroes? A purr-fect combination, if you ask me.

Ladybug and Ulrich: Oh no, there's two of them.

[parushontas]

*At some point of their life*

Odd: You should go out with Yumi.

Ulrich: I am already going out with her?

Odd: Sorry force of habit.

[ladymiraclewings]

*Driving a Tank Lucky-Charm*

King Monkey: Hey Pegasus, you might want to check this out.

Pegasus: A roadblock! Quick, tell King Monkey to turn the tank around!

King Monkey: I am King Monkey!

Pegasus: Then who's driving the- [screaming, the tank crashes]

[midnightbasilisk99]

*while on a mission in Sector 5*

Ulrich: *gets shot in the shoulder by a Creeper* Shit!

Jeremie: Language!

Ulrich: Wait a second, no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Einstein said ‘language’.

Jeremie: *annoyed* I know! It just slipped out.

[yoshistack]

Jeremy: What’s something you guys are better than Ulrich at?

Aelita: Mario Kart.

Odd: Yeah, video games.

Yumi: Emotional vulnerability.

[chicken-scatch-drawing]

These two are so funny to me tbh

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

[After C2E26]

Nott: Will someone say something funny before I have a heart attack?

Beau: Mollymauk's dead, and we still haven't found Jester, Yasha, and Fjord

Nott: Okay. I'm having a heart attack