#cod group chat

[icarustypicalfall]

A new series :)

a group chat of cod men and yn who is a medic

idk this felt silly in my head to unleash my dump jokes I cant put in fics also i decided it'll be fem reader cuz idk i just wanted also it's not like anyone will read it im flopping soo bad but whatever enjoy this meal pookies I'll add new parts soon

someone with my two brain cells will fall for this

PART 1

guess who kidnapped yn hard edition

MASTERPOST • SERIES

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detour 🚘

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The glorious TF141 group chat.

Price: What does NSFW stand for?

Soap: Nintendo Switch for Women.

Price: Thanks.

Gaz is typing…

[auspicioustidings]

Firewatch Part 12

Summary: You've been with these men for a month now, and you are starting to get a little too comfortable.

Words: 1.8k

Notes: This is sort of turning down the path of being very fluffy, oops! Probably 1 or 2 more chapters to go, we are getting into the endgame :)

The tension in the cabin got thicker by the day. It had been a month you had been here now, and since cuddling up with Gaz that night you had steadfastly refused any physical affections from your captors. You slept in whichever bed was empty given that once everything had settled you discovered they took turns doing an overnight watch in the tower after dinner.

Johnny was probably the most openly antsy about everything. He had been yelled at several times for cornering you while you were alone, telling you to ask him to kiss you. Everytime you grit your teeth and said nothing even though the more you got to know him, the more you wanted to just give in.

Given time to level out was terrible for your libido in that everything was setting it off. You couldn't take care of yourself properly either because the only times you were alone were in the bathroom (and you knew that if you took a long shower they would know exactly what you had been doing) and in one of their beds (if you touched yourself surrounded by their smell is was going to be over for you). At this point you were scared to do it really, scared to be vulnerable in this place. 

Not that anybody said anything out loud about it, but they had installed motion sensors and cameras around the perimeter of the cabin. You knew they worked because whenever you were taken out a walk (always by two of them, never one alone) there was a beep when you crossed the sensor that sounded in the cabin. You'd fucked your only shot at an easy escape, maybe your only shot at any escape. The worst of it was you were getting comfortable.

It was like living with room mates really, they were respectful as they could be. You took turns cooking. On nights Johnny was supposed to cook one of them would go into town in their truck to pick up take away. You asked for ingredients a week in to make something and had been added to the rotation since then. Simon only bought Dosia the most expensive food money could buy and she had turned into the most pampered cat on the planet, a role she was thoroughly enjoying. You had been turned into much the same it felt, but the difference was she was allowed to leave. You hated when she was gone for longer stretches of time because if she was out enjoying the great outdoors, you were left without your one source of affection. You could not let yourself be physically affectionate with these men, not if you wanted to keep up any will to escape.

“Look Johnny has to be a witch at this point.”

“I’m naw a witch!”

“I agree with you sweetheart, definitely a witch” Simon nodded in agreement with you.

“Traitor!”

“Look it’s nothing personal, I just cannot abide a filthy witch in my town,” Gaz said as he lay down as many accusation cards as he had.

Which of course was what you had been waiting for. You had been convincing everyone Johnny was a witch this whole game and your turn was next. So once Kyle was done you popped down a lovers card on Johnny, thus linking his fate to Simon, and finished him off with a few accusation cards to kill them both in one go. 

Of course neither were witches and with John already out of the game and making dinner, Kyle was left the only poor villager left with the witch, meaning you had won.

“You lied to me!” he whined at you.

“Sure did bud, that is what witches are known to do.”

“We need tae get the firewood! Only proper way tae deal with a witch is tae burn her at the stake!”

“Ah how quickly Johnny starts talking about killing me again.”

“This was not what I signed up for when I said I wouldn't let anyone kill you sweetheart, I was under the impression you were a decent human being and not a murderous traitor witch.”

“Yikes, still made the deal though didn't you? Anyone burning me at the stake gets served to Dosia. You know, my black cat.”

“We've been blind! Had a familiar right under our noses this whole time. How could you luv?”

“Ye all ken that tae really see if she's a witch we would need tae search her for a witch mark” Johnny said, a slight gleam in his eyes as they ran up and down your body.

“As if you'd even know what to do with one” you snipped back before blowing a raspberry at him.

“Save me Si, bonnie is casting a wicked spell on me! I'm naw long for this world!”

“Alright children if you're all done with the dramatics it's time to eat” Price called from the kitchen, a fond laugh just hidden behind the words.

“Go ahead sweetheart, I'll tidy up.”

“Thanks honey” Gaz shot back, cheekily grabbing your wrist to tug you along to the kitchen island to sit and eat.

You chuckled along with him when Simon had lobbed the little gavel game piece at his head in retribution and elbowed Johnny when he snuck up while this was happening to squeeze your waist which made you jump and yelp. It wasn't until you were sat stuffing your face with Shepherd's Pie that you realised you hadn't even flinched at the casual touch. 

“Nearly forgot, I have a present for my best girl” Simon grinned as he finished his food, going to root about in the bag sitting on the kitchen counter. 

It wasn’t like you were excited or anything. Definitely not happy to be on the receiving end of that (if you thought it enough maybe it’d be true). You could only sit in slack jawed disbelief as he lured Dosia over with coos and a held out hand so he could adorn her with a pretty tartan collar complete with a bow. It wasn't like you had expected that you were getting a present or anything. And it absolutely didn't make you feel in a huff over it. It didn’t hurt or anything.

“Good thing I made dessert since I think you've unsweetened our little bird” John said, letting Kyle start to clear away the plates so he could start dishing up Eton mess. 

You gaped and tried to come up with something clever to say, failing miserably which only wound up with Johnny slinging an arm around your shoulders.

“Dae ye want one? Hers is pretty but my tartan would be best on ye I think. Bonnie collar for a bonnie lassie.”

He was playful and joking but oh wow you could feel the tips of your ears burning and when he noticed his eyes went wide as he considered the implications of what he had said and considered the implications of your reaction to it. It all happened in the course of a second and then you were excusing yourself quickly to the bathroom before anyone else could clock on. Luckily Simon was distracted with Dosia while the other two were still working on clearing and serving.

You just needed to get yourself together, stop treating them like a group of friends. Stop fucking flirting with them. Even if it felt nice and you liked playing games with them or eating dinner or bantering. Even if you were a little stupidly upset that Simon got Dosia something and not you. God you hated yourself.

There was a light knock at the door. You hadn’t locked it, in fact the thing wasn’t even closed all the way since you had just come into the bathroom to cling to the sink and glower at your reflection. But still… whoever it was had knocked. They hadn’t just barged in like you weren’t afforded privacy. But then when was the last time one of them had?

“It’s open.”

Johnny slipped through the door and closed it behind him. You would be worried he was about to ask you to kiss him again only he looked more concerned than anything. 

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

“I didnae… I… I ken I was being a bit much.”

“A bit much is sort of your thing.”

“Aye, that’s true. I just thought ye seemed upset.”

“What do you mean?”

“I love Si tae bits, but he can be a pure dickhead sometimes without meaning tae be.”

You hugged your arms lightly to yourself, looking at Johnny across the small space. He let the silence sit until you were ready to talk.

“I’m so stupid for getting upset about it.”

“Naw, dinnae say that about yourself. A stupid lassie wouldnae have taught herself how to tile a roof.”

You smiled despite yourself, you had taught yourself how to tile a roof. It had been an absolute mess at first, but you just kept throwing yourself at it and doing your research and eventually you had done it. It was the first big project on your cottage, the first one you were really proud of finishing… but now it was gone. 

“A clever one wouldn’t have burned her own cottage to the ground because she thought she could do everything herself.”

“Ye dinnae ken for sure that was what caused it, could’ve been those bastard witch hunters.”

You laughed lightly and then it turned into a full on belly laugh, him laughing at you laughing and both of you just feeding off of one another. Honestly the fact that you sounded happy was about the only thing keeping the others from stomping in and dragging Johnny out. Eventually you both tailed off, tears in your eyes. 

“I… thanks. For checking on me.”

“Any time bonnie. Better go get dessert before Gaz inhales it all.”

As he turned to leave you stepped towards him to make him pause. It was just that he had come to check on you because he had noticed you were upset when nobody else had. He hadn’t barged in or forced you to talk to him, he had just been here solely to try and make you feel better. Oh God, you really liked him. You thought that maybe you had really liked him for weeks now. 

“Kiss me.”

You watched his chest heave and his eyes search yours as he brought a warm hand to brush your hair out of your face before cupping the side of your head.

“Ye dinnae have tae for this. Ye dinnae have tae earn me looking after ye.”

“I’m not asking because I feel like I have to.”

When his lips pressed to yours you curled your hands into his shirt and squeezed your eyes shut, letting yourself just have this. He was warm and solid and Johnny. It was a soft thing, flirting with the edge of something heated but staying firmly on the side of sweet. When you broke away you both just smiled in each others space for a moment, eyes opening and a little unsure but happy. If both of you were a little quiet and a little pink eating dessert, nobody else mentioned it.

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Random thought, but I had this little scenario in my head of Keegan sending a meme to the group chat to get everyone riled up. Then refusing to answer anything relating to it.

For example, Keegan would send this:

And everyone would be texting back like:

Tf you mean that's your middle initial???? Your middle name starts with that letter????

Then one of the Walker brothers (probably Logan) would attempt to gaslight the other brother (probably Hesh) into thinking no, you have a p in your name too.

[fulltacs]

Any updates on the codslut 2.0 bullshit from our favorite cunty detective team 🕵🏻‍♀️ (highest of compliments of course)

i was about to be like “no, surprisingly” but you’re not gonna fucking believe this

[fictionalmenxyn]

Group Chat,

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Price: Y/n, did you and Gaz manage to teach the new recruits?

Y/n: yeah, even got one of them to take some photos of us

Price: brilliant! Let’s see one.

Y/n:

Ghost: what on earth were you teaching them?

Y/n: how to keep someone alive!

Gaz: you miserably didn’t though, I died to them

Y/n: all a part of my plan, next time it will be real 😉😏

Price: that better not happen next time!

Gaz: nah I’ll get them before they can get me!

Y/n: let’s see then!

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Y/n: right Cap, please I’ve had a guts full of these newbies

Price: what have they done now?

Y/n: they keep making fun of my height

Price: well… your just going to have to ignore them or something?

Y/n:

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Soap: OMFG DID YOFU LOT JUSTE SEE TAHT FUCKTJNG FIGJT THA JTS HPPEND

Gaz:

Y/n: wtf??

Ghost: let me translate…

Ghost: omfg did you lot just see that fucking fight that just happened

Y/n: omg! Wait I’ve just been sent it!

Gaz: Damn! Also Ghost your getting good at translating

Price: What! A fight! With who Soap?

Soap: I DOTNG FUCKSINF KNWOG

Y/n: did you ever learnt English?

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Y/n: Price?

Price: yes? Y/n what can I help you with?

Y/n: can you pretty please take me and Gaz to McDonalds cause me and Gaz are really well becahdkei andhe I personally think we should be aloud to you know have a maccies????

Price: can you what?

Y/n:

Price: yea, yes you did quite a bit

Y/n: oh… nvm then

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Y/n: wanna see a pic I took of Gaz??

Soap: go on then

Y/n:

Y/n: nice pic isn’t it?

Gaz: wtf that’s not me

Soap: looks like you

Ghost: agreed

Gaz: your out of your mind

Y/n: honesty is policy

Gaz: 😐

Y/n: look here’s another photo

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Y/n: guys I found a photo that resembles you lot going to the pub

Y/n:

Price: I am not an alcoholic

Gaz: true

Ghost: that’s a good resemblance

Soap: Cap, you literally had about five massive pints

Price: when?

Ghost: every time we go to the pub

Price: … now that I think about it, yeah

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Graves: look who’s back in the group chat!

Y/n:

Gaz:

Ghost:

Price: Who said you could be added

Graves: guess I’m not wanted…

Y/n: ngl you never were mate

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Hope you enjoyed!

Sorry I haven’t been posting, haven’t been feeling well and stuff so yeah

Have a good day/night!

[writer-of-various]

Protect Rudy At All Costs Group Chat

Amanda: Do you think we can trust Alejandro?

Soap: He's our friend, but Rudy is too innocent to be hurt.

Ghost: Yes, we shouldn't risk it

Price: We can give Alejandro a warning, like burning him head to toe with my cigars

Amanda: Or I can stab him. Remember I stabbed 15 mean twice my size with a hair pin

Ghost: Amanda, I love you, but please stop bringing that up it actually concerns me

Gaz: Rudy's the short one right?

Soap: The only cinnamon roll in our group Gaz, you have the memory of an old man.

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Wanna request a fic / hc?

I do fics/ hc for the following fandoms:

COD

Fionna and Cake

Celebrities

The Last Of Us (show)

Stranger Things

DSMP

The Group Chat

Others if requested! (Although they may not be completely accurate if I’m now familiar with the show / movie / game.)

BOUNDARIES:

I will not write things such as beastality, incest, rape, toxic relationships, etc.

I will also not write NSFW due to my age. I am 14 and I feel as if that is uncomfortable with doing that.

I will still write fluff and cute stuff like that!

PLEASE REQUEST!

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this is it this is the opening post to establish the vibe. thanks

[shroomiewrites]

does anyone know if there's any nice communities here or on amino with like idk group chats or anything with cod fangirlies? bc literally not a soul in my irl fell down that hole and I'm gonna burst if I can't hyperfixate with other people 🥲

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Masterlist <3 ❤️

(Updated: February 19 15:25 pm 2023)

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Can I copy your homework

Group chat 2

Broken coffee maker

Why do you draw yourself like that?

Karl and y/n

Rag-tag team

Crew boys x y/n

Marvel

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Control

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Simps 2 3 5

Wednesday

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Cheater 2

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Obey me

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(Nothing yet)

Headcannon

How much do they swear? Part 2

Leviathan with a clingy S/O

Incorrect quotes

Just Levi

JJK

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Cod

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You spoiled Ghost with kisses

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