#cockblocker

[mangoposts]

can matt tell chris to fuck me

no MATT TELL CHRIS TO FUCK ME

[demonlordcosnime]

lets play persona 3 reload part 32

[milkcioccolato]

Anakin has TWO DADS CONFIRMED!!!

[iztea]

i drew this pre-s5 finale when we still thought he was a vampire so please take it as it is

[mayasaurusss]

I love your writing.Pls, can u do jinx gets reader to try out a lingerie 🙏

It fits you just right

Contains: suggestive themes but not exlicit smut, soft Jinx.

"Babyyy, I've got you something!" Jinx's loud voice echoes inside her hideout, catching your attention.

She has been gone for a couple of hours at least, having told you that she was going to do some of her usual mischief in Piltover. You bet she painted that town blue from head to toe.

She walks in on the helix, humming a made up song and carrying big patched sacks on her shoulders.

You get your from the couch and push away the book she so kindly took -stole- for you, following her small bouncing with your eyes. "Jinx! What have you..." she throws the bags on the ground just before your feet, their contents spilling all over the floor.

Trinkets of any type, scraps of dull metal, old cupboard sweets and clothes overflow from the linen sacks, tinkling resonating inside the room. You marvel at the many trinkets she got, turning over their glass shells and admiring the many colors reflecting on their metal surfaces. "Jinx!" you say while stuffing your hands inside the creases of a brand new coat, "where have you gotten all this stuff?!".

Her silence is enough to make you understand what she did before she even opens her mouth. "What?! They took everything from us, I'm just repaying them the favor" she moves around you and watches as you intently examine every object she took -stole, again-.

"I told you to me and to me again, you gotta stop steal-" you are rudely interrupted by her exasperated voice, "Yeah yeah I get it! I know".

Silence fills the space again, something that doesn't usually happen while Jinx is there. You look up to see her usual pale skin tone replaced by a faint pink. Her bottom lip is pressed beneath her teeth and her eyes avoid yours. You can already feel a bit of annoyance at her almost childish ways taking their place on the sides of your brain, "What is it?". A small choked sound comes from Jinx's throat, she rocks in the balls of her feet for a moment before you see her taking in a deep breath, closing her eyes and pushing a paper bag towards you. You blink your eyes a few times, surprised by her, before you take the paper bag and open it.

Inside it sits a small brown packet. The way it's nearly stored gives away that whatever is in there must be special to Jinx's standards. The brown paper is adorned with Jinx's signature drawings, colorful traces of crayons depicting small characters -mainly you two holding hands- , scenarios and hearts all over it. A pink ribbon ties everything up, completing the picture.

"Jinx, what is this?" you ask her, earning a whine from her blushing figure. "If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, no?".

She watches in anticipation as you unite the ribbon, carefully peel the paper back and...

A set of lingerie sits in front of you, all embroidered and neatly stored. "Do you like it? It's even in my color..." Jinx's words make you realize that the set is a deep navy blue.

You snort at her words. "Really? You steal a pair of lingerie and your first thought is to search for blue ones?" she would have reacted shyly if she hadn't seen the playful smirk on your lips. "I-I mean... It's important, you know?" you walk closer to her, making sure to sway your hips as you do.

"Why? You like seeing me all pretty for you, in your favorite color?" as if she wasn't red already, blood starts to pump even faster into her veins, making her look like a tomato.

"Y-yes I do! N-now put these on!" she roughly shoves the pair against your chest, much to your amusement. "Alright, just wait here, cutie" the way your voice drags over the last word makes something inside of Jinx move, pumps blood in her heart and in her hips.

A few minutes pass by, Jinx's mind already finding new things to think about, when she hears your sing songy voice "Cominggg".

A gasp leaves her when she sees you wearing the lingerie on your skin. It's just perfect, emphasizes every curve of your body, every scar, mole or freckle visible through it: and most importantly, it's her color.

"Wow..." Jinx sits up from the couch, reaching her hand to touch your shoulders, then traveling to grab at your hips. "It fits you just right..." her eyes are glazed and cheeks pink as the ribbon she used to tie your little present up.

"Sooo? Do you like it?" you let out a gasp as her grip on your hips tightens, making you suck in a sharp breath. The way she has you at her mercy makes something pull at your heart strings.

And Jinx? She looks like an absolute mess. Pretty flushed cheeks, eyelids heavy with desire, mouth open and heart full of desire. "Like it? I fucking love it" her nose presses against the cease of your neck, inhaling your scent deeply. "You look so good in this..." she starts to press kisses, electric against your skin. "How did I ever find someone as perfect as you?" her words come out as hot as molten lava, as sweet as honey.

"Jinx..." your breaths are heavy against the unnatural cold of your home. Jinx slides her hand up to your neck, hugging you closer to her. All her newfound confidence suddenly blurs and you can feel her heartbeat through her chest on yours. Again, that shyness she harbors for you and you alone resurfaces, making her look so small against your body. She pushes her lips outwards, pouting a bit before she asks something of you.

"Could we...you know..." her voice is hoarse, creacking here and there. Deep violet eyes stare at yours, assessing if you understand her and silently waiting for an answer. "Could we...what?" you already know what she wants to ask you, but you are having far too much fun teasing her. Her eyes widen for a moment and she swallows hard, before looking at her boots. "You know...you know what I mean...".

You still aren't satisfied with your teasing, waiting for her to admit what she truly wants with words instead of embarrassed chocked sounds. "I don't think I do" that dumb smile of yours only makes Jinx feel more and more embarrassed, tempted by your lips but pulled back by her shyness. She can't do it anymore. With an exasperated whine, Jinx strengthens her grip on the back of your neck and pulls you down towards her, kissing your lips fiercely.

The kiss is all teeth and tongue, all sighs and touches, leaving you breathless and yearning for more. You pull back from her, lips wet, feeling blood rise up from your veins into your cheeks. "Woah...I guess that was enough" you say, giving her a knowing smirk and earning a sigh from her, before she brings you back to her lips. "Oh shut up toots".

[majunju]

did not come home

[polinsated]

Colin, I can take care of myself! Then what good am I to you!? Colin, I love you! I love you.

[seraph5]

"I don't recall if I told you..."

✨Malevolent Episode 43 Animatic ✨

Here's my fave shots from this (cuties):

[lainalit]

SJM & the majority of the fandom wanting me to believe that rhysand was visiting calanmai in book one because of feyre & not 'cause he wanted to be picked as the maiden to get dick downed by tamlin?

[itsallaboutbl]

🐈

[chaoticclownage]

Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?

[hyperblue]

kon: hey, mini-me, me and your dad have some news to share

wendy: ?? you sound morbid already but go on

tim: *intertwines their hands together* me and kon, we-

wendy: NOOOOOOOOO

tim:

kon: ???

wendy: you can't get together, you literally can't! this is offensive you've got to be kidding me

kon: i- honestly thought you'd be glad that we are finally going to be a normal family

wendy: first off, normal family is much less fun that what we've had going on for years, and second of all, KON I BEG YOU HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU

tim: ...wow

[taygra5shaon]

Ketheric the cockblock ❌

[laloward]

lord of the rings fanart i made

[animeomegas]

Hear me out 👀 but what about non-massacre au, where sasuke doesnt hate Itachi's crush. Alpha has been around from the start bc they're itachi's childhood friend, and sasuke already knows alpha is a great person. So, I present to you, itachi gettin hit on in the middle of the market and sasuke protecting his honor yelling "big brother has an alpha! Its reader!" Best part is itachi trying to get sasuke to shut up bc itachi and alpha arent even courting! Even better if shisui and alpha are nearby

Aww, I love that no matter what Sasuke's stance is, he always finds a way to be an absolute menace XD

What if Sasuke is still a massive cock block, but not because he's trying to protect Itachi, or because he's jealous, but because he really wants to hang out with them both! Itachi and his alpha are so cool! They should train him!!

Also, your idea is so cute!!!!

I present you with the idea that the people 'hitting' on Itachi are Sasuke's classmates who seem him come to pick Sasuke up and think he's cute.

Imagine a bunch of giggling little alpha whispering to each other and unsubtly pointing at Itachi at the school gates, and then Sasuke gets all puffed up and offended on Itachi's behalf.

So he goes over there, and he's like 'STOP, my nii san is already taken! By a really cool alpha, too, so you can't compete!'

Itachi doesn't really know what he's talking about, but maybe he thinks Sasuke is lying to defend him because he's jealous and that's cute.

But then alpha walks by and is like, 'oh, hey Itachi!'

One of the kids pipes up 'is that his alpha?'

Itachi senses the incoming danger a split second too late to stop it.

'Yep!' Sasuke says proudly. 'They've been together for ages, too, so-"

Itachi cuts him off with a hand on his shoulder. There's a suspicious pink tinge to his face. 'It's time to go home, Sasuke, say goodbye to your friends.'

And alpha is maybe equally embarrassed, or maybe they're laughing, idk.

Just... Sasuke causing chaos for his brother no matter where he goes lol

[mayasaurusss]

As cute as a trinket Contents: reader is hinted at begin afab, chubby insecure reader, Jinx has a cute aggression, hinted smut.

"As much as I love this look on you, I'd rather you not hurt yourself toots" Jinx presses down on the bruises on your torso, thumbs running down your ribs and spreading that strange colorful salve she found God knows where on your skin.

The pressure makes you want to curl up in a ball and rest on the floor, clutching at your body, but you keep on steadying yourself on her desk. "Those enforcers really gave you until she stops pressing down and rises, a hard time, huh?" the image of her lover so hurt because of the bluebellies only served as a fuel to make the shimmer pump faster in her veins. She hides her worries behind laughs and jokes, but both you and her can tell that she's lying.

When you came home clutching at your stomach, blood staining your clothes and walking unevenly in her direction, Jinx could already tell that something had happened to you. She rushed you to her desk and sat you down,worry in her eyes and voice. She did medicate you, but not before telling you how "stupid!" you were.

Some time has passed since that day, and Jinx has been nothing but lovely to you. Her idea of lovely, at least. She takes care of the gauzes, changing them every few hours herself, feeds you the most healthy food she can find in the fissure's streets and gives you gifts and trinkets of any sort to make you happy.

"I know I know... You don't have to -ugh- rub salt on the wound" your teeth sink into the creases of your clothes, grinding down hard against each other when she presses a little too hard on your wounds. Jinx bites her lip, eyes filled with worry, before she moves to search for the leftover gauze in one of her drawers.

"Say what you want-" finally, she applies the last bit of pressure before her fingers leave your torso, "-but I like this look on you".

You don't miss the innuendos behind her phrase, glimmering violet eyes staring deeply into yours with something you can only describe as a deep hunger on her part.

"Hmh...whatever you say..." with as little care as humanly possible, you trail your way to her bed, falling heavily into it and hissing at the pain reverberating through your bones and muscles. Jinx knew of your insecurities, especially those regarding your body. You always expressed to her your disdain towards your looks and the fear that she might not love you after all because of it. She reassured time and time again, and even became annoyed with you sometimes. But, much like her once, after the enforcer's attack, you needed to be cuddled away from your fears.

It took her a second to be on top of you, clear eyes reflecting your silhouette. "Really toots? Because to me..." she falls to the ground, knees hitting the floor with force, before she pushes her hands on your thighs, "...you are just the cutest ever". She runs her fingers on your skin, tracing old scars with the point of her nail, feeling muscles and fat tensing underneath her touch. "I just love how cute you look!" her voice breaks at the last syllable, and before you can understand it, she has her hands full of you. "J-Jinx, stop!" you are always surprised by how strong she has become since she was injected with the shimmer, able to lift you and manhandle you without effort. Her long fingers tickle your skin roughly, tearing laughs from your lungs. "Not a chance toots!" she just doubles down on her effort, continuing to tickle you incessantly.

When she feels like she had enough -and you are just weezing your last breaths out-, she sneaks her fingers underneath your shirt, tugging your body towards her and burying her face into your tummy. She smiles like an idiot as she does so, her laugh muffled by your clothes. You are still breathing heavily when you feel her teeth sink into your flesh. "Jinx! What the-?!" she props up your legs on her shoulders to have more access to torturing your belly. "You are just-!" to be honest, you can't understand what is happening anymore. Neither can Jinx. She feels like she could just eat you up right now, every fiber of her body screaming at her to tease, cuddle and love you. "-so cute! As cute as a trinket!".

You can't help but laugh again at her actions, feeling that tingling in your throat again. Something shifts when Jinx grips at the underside of your thighs to prop herself on the floor; and suddenly, she's aware of how she's pressed against you. Your legs rest on her back, thighs resting in her hands, and there, within her reach, something she has been craving to taste for the last few days. Her bites turn into kisses, small and soft at first, lovely as they can be. You stop laughing, stroking her pale cheeks with the palm of your hands, before moving them just above her head.

And when she feels your fingers run through her blue locks, out of their usual braids, something deep inside her guts tugs at her to bury herself where she needs the most. You don't miss the change in her kisses, who now linger just a few moments more than usual, who feel more...electric. Her lips travel to the underside of your legs, kissing and biting softly at the sensitive skin. "Jinx...please, baby..." the way you're breathlessly begging her makes her want to devour you in every way, to undress you and take you right now under the glowing lights og her hideout.

She places a soft kiss above your crotch, pressing down on the skin above it, before her fingers trace the hem of your pants, hook on the fabric, tug down and-.

"Is someone here?" the blood running through your veins freezes at the familiar voice echoing in the room. Jinx jerks away from you, leaving you cold and empty; "Sevika! We were just-" her voice struggles to come out, loud and hoarse with embarrassment, her cheeks coloured with a faint red hue. It doesn't help that you can see Isha running behind Sevika, rushing to hug Jinx, before stopping to see the blue haired girl standing awkwardly in the middle of the giant graffitied helix. Sevika casts a glance at you, then back at Jinx's blushing face, and sighs. Isha too studies your figures, eyes narrowing with a tight lip smirk on her lips. You don't miss the way Sevika's lips curl up in a sly smile, placing her hand on Isha's back and gently pushing both of them out of the room, before she turns back at you and says smugly, "Next time, put a sock on the door knob or something".