#cockblocker

[mangoposts]

can matt tell chris to fuck me

no MATT TELL CHRIS TO FUCK ME

[unpretty]

How did you get so good at writing??? Did you take classes? I feel like you should get paid all the money for this! (I subscribe to your website!)

after i dropped out of high school i found a torrent of like 5GB of OCRd romance novels and i read like 3 romance novels a day for a while

read enough romance novels and you will realize that they live or die entirely on technical skill. if you are new to romance novels then even bad ones can dazzle you with novelty but by the time you are on your 30th historical fake engagement between a bluestocking and a rakish duke you can grade them and you know when they've failed. when two books have what should be the same main characters hitting the same plot beats, but one of those books is delightful and the other fucking sucks, you learn some things. some books are bad and still delightful. other books are good but they just don't hit. you start to see the seams in the bad ones. 'oh, this is a weird out of character moment because she wanted to have the kabedon moment and didn't know how to get there'. 'she didn't want the ust to end but couldn't think of a better reason than this deus ex cockblock.' that kind of thing.

you could probably do this with other genres but i like romance because the plot is two people fall in love. that's it. everything else is set dressing. if you can figure out how to make that work you can carry it over into whatever other genre you feel like. mysteries would give you a different skillset around plotting that i don't have.

anyway after that i wrote a lot.

[demonlordcosnime]

lets play persona 3 reload part 32

[milkcioccolato]

Anakin has TWO DADS CONFIRMED!!!

[obihoebikenobi]

Logan knows Wade likes a view.

In fact, the asshole won't shut up about how much he likes Logan's body and hair and eyes and ass--

So Logan decides to give Wade what he wants.

Logan takes his time getting dressed after his shower in the morning, dropping his towel and whistling to himself while he searches through his underwear drawer for a good couple of minutes, just to take out another pair of tight black briefs like he wears every damn day.

Wade just stares, head still stuffed into the pillow, but he's wide fucking awake, watching Logan's ass flex when he pulls on his briefs and stalks out of the room like couldn't feel Wade's gaze on his back the whole time.

Logan will walk around the house after a heavy dinner in just an unbuttoned pair of jeans and without a shirt, read his book and glance over his reading glasses at Wade's gaze lingering from where he's washing dishes in the kitchen.

When Logan goes out for a run he wears Wade's tightest, shortest shorts, the ones that ride up his thighs the moment he starts moving around.

He's so good at nonchalant partial nakedness and live action thirst trapping that Wade thinks he's just like that, and blissfully unaware of the effect he has on Wade. Specifically.

Wade can't get a rise out of him, can't say something shockingly horny enough to scare Logan out of going commando in gray fucking sweatpants.

So Wade resolves himself to his fate of a constant half-mast cock and fucking his fist in the shower thrice a day.

[iztea]

i drew this pre-s5 finale when we still thought he was a vampire so please take it as it is

[mayasaurusss]

I love your writing.Pls, can u do jinx gets reader to try out a lingerie 🙏

It fits you just right

Contains: suggestive themes but not exlicit smut, soft Jinx.

"Babyyy, I've got you something!" Jinx's loud voice echoes inside her hideout, catching your attention.

She has been gone for a couple of hours at least, having told you that she was going to do some of her usual mischief in Piltover. You bet she painted that town blue from head to toe.

She walks in on the helix, humming a made up song and carrying big patched sacks on her shoulders.

You get your from the couch and push away the book she so kindly took -stole- for you, following her small bouncing with your eyes. "Jinx! What have you..." she throws the bags on the ground just before your feet, their contents spilling all over the floor.

Trinkets of any type, scraps of dull metal, old cupboard sweets and clothes overflow from the linen sacks, tinkling resonating inside the room. You marvel at the many trinkets she got, turning over their glass shells and admiring the many colors reflecting on their metal surfaces. "Jinx!" you say while stuffing your hands inside the creases of a brand new coat, "where have you gotten all this stuff?!".

Her silence is enough to make you understand what she did before she even opens her mouth. "What?! They took everything from us, I'm just repaying them the favor" she moves around you and watches as you intently examine every object she took -stole, again-.

"I told you to me and to me again, you gotta stop steal-" you are rudely interrupted by her exasperated voice, "Yeah yeah I get it! I know".

Silence fills the space again, something that doesn't usually happen while Jinx is there. You look up to see her usual pale skin tone replaced by a faint pink. Her bottom lip is pressed beneath her teeth and her eyes avoid yours. You can already feel a bit of annoyance at her almost childish ways taking their place on the sides of your brain, "What is it?". A small choked sound comes from Jinx's throat, she rocks in the balls of her feet for a moment before you see her taking in a deep breath, closing her eyes and pushing a paper bag towards you. You blink your eyes a few times, surprised by her, before you take the paper bag and open it.

Inside it sits a small brown packet. The way it's nearly stored gives away that whatever is in there must be special to Jinx's standards. The brown paper is adorned with Jinx's signature drawings, colorful traces of crayons depicting small characters -mainly you two holding hands- , scenarios and hearts all over it. A pink ribbon ties everything up, completing the picture.

"Jinx, what is this?" you ask her, earning a whine from her blushing figure. "If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, no?".

She watches in anticipation as you unite the ribbon, carefully peel the paper back and...

A set of lingerie sits in front of you, all embroidered and neatly stored. "Do you like it? It's even in my color..." Jinx's words make you realize that the set is a deep navy blue.

You snort at her words. "Really? You steal a pair of lingerie and your first thought is to search for blue ones?" she would have reacted shyly if she hadn't seen the playful smirk on your lips. "I-I mean... It's important, you know?" you walk closer to her, making sure to sway your hips as you do.

"Why? You like seeing me all pretty for you, in your favorite color?" as if she wasn't red already, blood starts to pump even faster into her veins, making her look like a tomato.

"Y-yes I do! N-now put these on!" she roughly shoves the pair against your chest, much to your amusement. "Alright, just wait here, cutie" the way your voice drags over the last word makes something inside of Jinx move, pumps blood in her heart and in her hips.

A few minutes pass by, Jinx's mind already finding new things to think about, when she hears your sing songy voice "Cominggg".

A gasp leaves her when she sees you wearing the lingerie on your skin. It's just perfect, emphasizes every curve of your body, every scar, mole or freckle visible through it: and most importantly, it's her color.

"Wow..." Jinx sits up from the couch, reaching her hand to touch your shoulders, then traveling to grab at your hips. "It fits you just right..." her eyes are glazed and cheeks pink as the ribbon she used to tie your little present up.

"Sooo? Do you like it?" you let out a gasp as her grip on your hips tightens, making you suck in a sharp breath. The way she has you at her mercy makes something pull at your heart strings.

And Jinx? She looks like an absolute mess. Pretty flushed cheeks, eyelids heavy with desire, mouth open and heart full of desire. "Like it? I fucking love it" her nose presses against the cease of your neck, inhaling your scent deeply. "You look so good in this..." she starts to press kisses, electric against your skin. "How did I ever find someone as perfect as you?" her words come out as hot as molten lava, as sweet as honey.

"Jinx..." your breaths are heavy against the unnatural cold of your home. Jinx slides her hand up to your neck, hugging you closer to her. All her newfound confidence suddenly blurs and you can feel her heartbeat through her chest on yours. Again, that shyness she harbors for you and you alone resurfaces, making her look so small against your body. She pushes her lips outwards, pouting a bit before she asks something of you.

"Could we...you know..." her voice is hoarse, creacking here and there. Deep violet eyes stare at yours, assessing if you understand her and silently waiting for an answer. "Could we...what?" you already know what she wants to ask you, but you are having far too much fun teasing her. Her eyes widen for a moment and she swallows hard, before looking at her boots. "You know...you know what I mean...".

You still aren't satisfied with your teasing, waiting for her to admit what she truly wants with words instead of embarrassed chocked sounds. "I don't think I do" that dumb smile of yours only makes Jinx feel more and more embarrassed, tempted by your lips but pulled back by her shyness. She can't do it anymore. With an exasperated whine, Jinx strengthens her grip on the back of your neck and pulls you down towards her, kissing your lips fiercely.

The kiss is all teeth and tongue, all sighs and touches, leaving you breathless and yearning for more. You pull back from her, lips wet, feeling blood rise up from your veins into your cheeks. "Woah...I guess that was enough" you say, giving her a knowing smirk and earning a sigh from her, before she brings you back to her lips. "Oh shut up toots".

[majunju]

did not come home

[laloward]

lord of the rings fanart i made

[polinsated]

Colin, I can take care of myself! Then what good am I to you!? Colin, I love you! I love you.

[lainalit]

SJM & the majority of the fandom wanting me to believe that rhysand was visiting calanmai in book one because of feyre & not 'cause he wanted to be picked as the maiden to get dick downed by tamlin?

[seraph5]

"I don't recall if I told you..."

✨Malevolent Episode 43 Animatic ✨

Here's my fave shots from this (cuties):

[itsallaboutbl]

🐈

[b0bbynash]

[obihoebikenobi]

Logan sits in the middle of their tiny fucking couch, legs spread as wide as he can manage in his jeans, arms tossed over the top, just so Wade has to squeeze in right next to him if he wants a spot.

Wade knows exactly what the fuck this is and makes a whole damn show of it, shoving his ass into the space between Logan and the massive throw pillow by the arm of the couch, rubbing the sides of their thighs together, whining about how Logan takes up sooo much space.

Then Logan bitches about how Wade could just go sit in the ancient chair across the room, the one covered in a layer of dust, knives, unwashed clothes, and cocaine residue.

Neither of them move, no one concedes, they just sit there with their sides pressed together, pretending they aren't stiffly cuddling up next to each other.

It's awkward and tense and turns them both the fuck on though no one's gonna admit it, because they'd rather uncomfortably flirt than have a mature conversation about the obvious as fuck cock outlines in their pants they can both fucking see.

[chaoticclownage]

Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?