#cock tag

[dyketennant]

call of cthulhu campaign moodboard

[prokopetz]

I just stumbled across a 'fic tagged "cock warning", which in context I'm about 99% sure is a typo that was meant to be tagged "cock warming", but I'm seriously tempted to adopt the former into my own tagging lexicon. Heaven knows many of my posts would warrant it!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Meanwhile, in Greece:

[icepip]

satoru's big cock bouncing uselessly against his tummy, leaving a pool of precum... his face and chest flushed so pretty.. strings of incoherent words leaving his lips.. wrists bound together above him... taking your cock so well.... oh how he'd love it when you coo at him, telling him he's such a good boy for knowing his place.... when your hand reaches for the base of his dick, it jumps in your hold, spilling his load on himself as you tell him that he never has to use it again... all he needs is your cock in his pretty little hole...

[scurvyboy]

TUMBLR USER SCURVYBOY I CANNOT FIND THAT ONE POST WHERE YOU ANSWERED AN ASK AND SHOWED YOU CENSOR BARS I WISH TO BE BLESSED WITH THEM AND THEIR PINK SPARKLY GLORY

glittery one got hard to read so i had to work around it

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

if celegorm had whatsapp

[archie-sunshine]

slorp. schlurp. schlup.

[caesxr]

caesar thought the first triumvirate was going to be a polycule situation and then got too embarrassed to back out once he realised it was in fact an informal political alliance

[grogumaximus]

[dyketennant]

my wife left me to fuck the artificial intelligence she designed and all i got was assimilated into the anomaly 👎🏻👎🏻

[muyru-iru]

Fox: state your occupation, visitor! Skywalker: It's me Anakin. I need to see Senator Amidala. Fox: there is no Anakin in the system...who? Anakin Skywalker: Anakin Skywalker. THat's my full name, you literally should know who i am. Fox tipping the name in: no. I mean: systems says no. No, GAR boy, not in the system. Anakin Skywalker: I'm a general. Fox: ranks don't count. If the system says no, it meant it....you know it...say it...as always...say: Anakin Skywalker groaning: ok. ok. Fine. Hello, the knight of master yoda's padawan's padawan's padawan, who was first the padawan of my latest master's master, who got killed by Darth Maul...- now the padawan of the jedi, that Darth Maul is obsessed to kill with, wants to visit Queen Amidala of Alderaan or the Senator whatever you call her here on Corsucant. And this knight is me. Fox: system says positive. You can get in.

(it is intended that the system has made me confused too for a sec and I remembered: oh shit. Whatever . Well done Fox!)

*disclaimer for one part: the partial reason why Anakin messes up is explained in the comments.

[s1umbersolitix]

Clefdraki in a nutshell

[mismeander]

New tag meme, reblog and in the tags put the first thing that comes up when you type:

red orange yellow green blue purple pink

I'll go first

[embrrsz]

[wbne]

"Come on, you dirty blue."

[xozombiee]

re6 leon is so pretty when you cry by ldr coded