#cocaine bear trailer

[dualredundancy]

[givemeursocialsecurity]

That Cocaine Bear movie looks fun

[reportwire]

Watch a Bear Do Cocaine in the ‘Cocaine Bear’ Trailer

Watch a Bear Do Cocaine in the ‘Cocaine Bear’ Trailer

After 120-odd years, cinema has finally reached its apex, finally attained the true artistic purpose it was created to eventually achieve. To show a bear high on cocaine. That is the subject (and title character!) of Cocaine Bear, which is supposedly based on a true story of a black bear that stumbled upon a cache of cocaine that was lost during a smuggling operation gone wrong. The bear ingested…

[madeline-kahn]

“It kinda seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.”

Cocaine Bear (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks

[topsee-turvee]

Cocaine Bear (2023)

[pastafossa]

Me, telling sis about the negative review I saw for Cocaine Bear: -and she was complaining that it was too bloody and violent, and that it was nothing but cocaine and the bear

Sis: Well it wasn't called Vegetarian Philosophy Bunny.

Me: EXACTLY. IT'S IN THE NAME.

Sis: Where the fuck did we lose you, Susan? 'Cocaine' or 'Bear'?

[viejospellejos]

Trailer oficial de "Cocaine Bear"

¿Estamos ante el nuevo Sharknado?

[theartofmany]

"On a rampage for blow and blood. Meet Cocaine Bear. Check out the oddly comical yet extremely terrifying trailer for Cocaine Bear, an upcoming movie starring Keri Russell, Margo Martindale, Ray Liotta, Alden Ehrenreich, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kristofer Hivju, Kahyun Kim, Christian Convery, Brooklynn Prince, and Scott Seiss Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild thriller finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood" From Youtube channel IGN: Cocaine Bear - Official Trailer (2023) Yes, inspired by true events What in the world...?

[inkykeiji]

Going to see cocaine bear at a drive in this weekend and I will be giggling the entire time thinking of Touya-nii. I honestly can’t help but giggle when I think of what his reaction to reader wanting to see it would be.

omg first of all, have fun!!! <3 i am sooo jealous waaah i haven’t been to the drive-in in a while :((

LMAO hehehehe i feel like he would be pleasantly surprised!!! with one of those condescending little cooing chuckles he’d be like aw okay baby, niichan will take you to see that <3 and then he’d spend the whole fucking film telling her about all of the discrepancies between the bear’s symptoms and the real-life symptoms of cocaine abuse—because he is an expert, after all <3

[filmhabits]

Cocaine Bear - Trailer

Starring Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., & Ray Liotta

Releases February 24, 2022 (USA)

[badoccultadvice]

Some horror movies to hibernate through

This is a movie about a bear eating a brick of cocaine and then going on a coke-fueled rampage, and it is real, and it is coming this February.

Hey, remember this?

Seems like horror's been in a real bear market as of late.

[thebrideofreanimator]

GUYS RENFIELD 2023 IS GONNA SUCK.

[heatwavering]

goodbye stranger it’s been nice hope you find your paradise tried to see your point of view hope your dreams they all come true

[anonymous-dentist]

Happy birthday, El Rapids!

[topsee-turvee]

Keri Russell in the Cocaine Bear (2023) trailer