#the crown season 5

[atomicradiogirl]

i need elizabeth debicki princess diana biblically. carnally even.

[thecrownnet]

Meet the Ferocious Fowls of ‘Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget’ 📸 Netflix

Imelda Staunton 

Who she plays: Champion egg-layer Bunty

What to know: Staunton is the current face of Queen Elizabeth II on Seasons 5 and 6 of The Crown.  Where you’ve seen her: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Sense and Sensibility, Shakespeare in Love, Another Year, Vera Drake

What she has to say: “To be back in the form of Bunty is very nostalgic… And the enthusiasm of our director is palpable! I think the audience are in for an absolute treat. I’m glad to say Bunty has lost none of her oomph!”

[oscartheghost]

damn The Crown for reminding us that british people can be sexy under certain circumstances

[thebellekeys]

watching that episode of the crown where charles and camilla had the phone call and i need to ask my parents what it was like when that dropped because holy shit i’m losing my mind on the floor rn

[creative-soul-22]

When a VERY, VERY NOBLE, HOLY AND FAIRYTALISH-ANGELIC looking Aziraphale quotes The Crown season 5 Queen Elizabeth...

The War Ahead - Falling Tears

How did it come to this...?

(yes, I flipped the wing, don't judge me, I didn't have the strenght to do two of those)

[vickozone]

Look at the sky, Martin. 👁️

k I’m gonna go eep now

[creative-soul-22]

AAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEHHH YES YES YES YES YESSSSS

OOMG OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOD YES!!

FINALLY!! FUCKING FINALLY!!!

[whatever-souls-are-made-of]

how is anyone watching the crown s5 and thinking the show is just shilling for charles and camilla

the crown has always shown sympathy to every character, good or very bad indeed. the crown has shown sympathy to the nazi-sympathizing abdicated king, among others.

[dragonss-in-the-north]

Watching season 5 of The Crown has thrown my deep-seated affection for Dominic West in a no-holds-barred death match against the fact that he’s playing fucking Charles

[thecrownnetflixuk]

Life of a Princess.

Beau Gadsdon, Vanessa Kirby, Helena Bonham Carter & Lesley Manville as Princess Margaret in The Crown.

[atomicradiogirl]

since the crown isn’t on letterboxd for me to rate i’m gonna put a rating here because i can and nobody can stop me

4.5/5 ★★★★✬

i only saw season 5 and season 6 part 1 (episodes 1-4) and like bro elizabeth debicki is phenomenal as princess diana and that’s not an exaggeration. i mean yeah she’s gorgeous but like she just oozes her confidence and intelligence. she was casted so well. i need her biblically my bad. the cinematography is fantastic and i also really loved the performances from the actors who played william and dodi. so good.

if you’re gonna watch the crown season 5 and 6 for elizabeth debicki diana DO IT. you won’t regret it. iconic, legendary, never been done before, stunning.

[lotusarchon]

can't stop looking at her t-t-t-face! (xiangliu x reader)

content warnings: female reader, second pov, headcanons, nine headed demon is xiangliu, fluffy headcanons, xiangliu is a little shit, mentioned ex marriage, nsfw headcanons, minors + ageless blogs DNI, experienced asshole xiangliu, rough sex, teasing, biting kink, mentioned snakes (only with his hair and NOTHING ELSE!!), wax play, blindfolds

author's notes: okay has anyone written for him?? or is he another ao lie situation?

SFW:

𐙚 Full honesty, I think he's an absolute asshole at the beginning of a relationship. Not out of spite or anything, but given that he was once a prince, and is seemingly used to getting what he wants, I can see him being a prick towards others, even someone he likes.

𐙚 Again, not in a spiteful way, but rather in the same way some kids might've bullied their crushes when they were younger. It doesn't make it okay though, and when Xiangliu realizes he's hurting your feelings, he genuinely brings a stop to it, because he does like you and he does want the best for you.

𐙚 I mean, he's still cocky though. He does have an ego like the Monkey King. I can see him finding it funny to teasing you a bit, poking your pouting cheeks and commenting how adorable you look when you're mad.

𐙚 Dating him also means you're gonna have to deal with him being protective as fuck. Maybe not borderline controlling, but he's the type of partner to worry if you're not with him. If he has a phone, he'll call you and if he can't call you he tries to look around for you. Most likely, if he was given a choice, Xiangliu would follow you everywhere to make sure you're okay.

𐙚 While I don't think he'd listen to you regardless of what you say, he does value your opinions. Maybe he might not listen if you ask him no to bring about the whole chaos business, but he considers what you've said to him, and might even think you're right. It'll have to depend if he actually decides not to go through with his plans, or to go through with them without hurting anyone else for your sake.

𐙚 If you sneeze, just know that Xiangliu can sense it from halfway across the three realms. He has a sense that tells him something is wrong with you.

𐙚 Please let him hold your hand and kiss you in public. Grant him the opportunity to get your name tattooed somewhere on his body so everyone can know he's taken, thank you.

𐙚 He's been married before yeah, but you're by far the first partner Xiangliu genuinely adores. You're just so amazing like that.

𐙚 Xiangliu is the type of guy to be so rude to anyone that flirts with you or him intentionally. What do you mean, the other partner doesn't need to know, or there's no ring on your finger, so therefore you have no partner? What do you mean, you think we're family and not dating?? He'll be so rude in the most polite way possible that when he's done, whoever is flirting with you or him will never be able to find the face to flirt again. You don't mess with Xiangliu and his pookie bro.

𐙚 Oh, speaking of which; he definitely calls you a bunch of weird nicknames. Some are sweet but others…are just insane.

𐙚 “Oh, my pookie wookie snookie bear.” “Now now my darling bumpkin―” “🥺 my favorite espresso with whip cream.” “Stay away from my omega, bitch.”

𐙚 Listen, I refuse to believe he doesn't know of slang and brain rot. You expect me to believe he was trapped in the mortal realm for so fucking long that the only thing to stop him from going insane wasn't to learn about mortal habits?? That fucker is worst than a gen alpha.

𐙚 If he has a phone, expect to see fanfiction. Somewhere out there, he's written a fanfic of the two of you in a highschool setting. I'm not kidding.

NSFW;

𐙚 This man was a prince and let me assure you by saying he definitely had women (and men, who knows) at his feet. Hundreds of consorts, and even a wife at his beck and call. I refuse to believe he doesn't have experience. Even without the countless admirers and wives he had, there was just no way the tutors with his previous identity hadn't taught him for the day he would be wed.

𐙚 So, with that out of the way, let me assure you by stating; outside of the bedroom, Xiangliu is overall a pretty sweet boyfriend. Yes, he can be cocky and eccentric at times, but he's also overprotective and values your safety. Inside the bedroom, he's an absolute menace. He will fuck and tease you until you're sobbing into the pillows, and all he has to say in response is, “Oh my darling, the fun has only just started. No need to cry~” like an absolute dick.

𐙚 He will literally torture you in any way possible. Fingering you until you're so close only to stop and leave you crying, tying you up with a vibrator to your puffy clit, adjusting the settings so it's just not enough for you to cum, whispering degrading things into your ear until you can only press your legs together yet never find any relief because he's suddenly ‘busy.’ Safe to say, he takes great pride in seeing you turn into a mess.

𐙚 I think he'd like to bite you if you allow him too. Neck, shoulders, thighs―if he sees any part of you bare, he wants to sink his teeth into your skin. This isn't even sexual, but it does happen often during sex while he's fucking you. Maybe while eating you out his teeth bites your inner thigh, relishing in the sight of his teeth marked into your skin. Or maybe if your back is against him while he fucks from behind he'll bite your shoulder and leave a nice mark for anyone to see. Or maybe your neck, on the rare occasion, right where your pulse is located, the mere idea that you're completely at his mercy spurring him on.

𐙚 Probably blindfolds you too if he's feeling extra evil. The fact you have no idea what he could be planning cause you can't see shit, completely tense on guard, it's just so fun. You're right where he wants you to be, and he'd by lying if he said it wasn't fun.

𐙚 On the rarest of occasions, he might spice things up a bit, probably by bringing in some candles. Xiangliu likes creating patterns on your body from the melted wax, but he's careful not to burn you with the dripping wax against your back, only for him to take his ever-so gentle time peeling them off right after, dragging his hands against the tender skin while he fucks into you from behind.

𐙚 Xiangliu seems like a pretty kinky guy honestly. He probably has a world of kinks (none gross) that he wants to try on you, and a wide variety of positions he wants you in. Doggystyle is fine, but he might also like the idea of fucking you in a nelson position, his arms holding up your legs to your shoulders while you squirm and moan against him. It's hot, he's not gonna deny that.

𐙚 Also, apparently snakes have two penises. So uh, double penetration via double dicks anyone??

𐙚 Not a headcanon but do the curtains match the drapes and does he have snakes down below? 🧍

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[marvelmutantmagic616]

you should see me in a crown.

[francesderwent]

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[whosstella]

Ppl say Groff regrets it??? Girl the only thing he regrets is not killing him sonner 🧚🏻‍♀️✨.

[winterhalters]

the crown being so wildly inaccurate yet so massively boring and safe needs to be studied in a crash course on how to fumble the bag to be honest and Season 6 only makes it more and more obvious

if you are going to be inaccurate with Diana at LEAST give me the Fergie/Diana friendship. Who gives a shit about an apology from beyond the grave with Charles of all people when you could have had a season and a half of Fergie being left out in the cold and to fend for herself because she was used as a massive scale trial run for Diana's Big Exit? If you have to create fake phonecalls at least give me Fergie sobbing on the phone because holier-than-thou Di isn't lifting a finger to help her. Who gives a crap about Kate making a cameo when Eugénie and Béatrice witnessed their mother be sacrificed and then had to reconcile those feelings with William and Harry losing theirs in such a tragic way

you can be inaccurate but not with stuff we've seen and heard and read a million times before and you are not allowed to be boring