#cobrastan

[countrypapers]

WELCOME TO COUNTRYPAPERS!

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Same energy:

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[nessteadart]

The Vanny Papers, Please Expiriemce

[ris-d-deridex]

i love you papers please inspectors. i love you inspectors that can't ever save their whole family. i love you inspectors that move to a class 5 apartment as soon as they can, just because they have the money. i love you inspectors with 1 citation. i love you inspectors with 2 citations because you were going for a citation-free run but had to let in elisa. i love you inspectors who jump at the opportunity to overthrow the arstotzkan government. i love you inspectors that haven't completed an ezic task but shoot the man in red because they got a new gun. i love you inspectors who don't care which totalitarian government is in control, but let in anyone with a half decent sob story. i love you inspectors that don't get swayed by ezic until halfway through then haven't done enough tasks to not get killed. i love you inspectors that blindly believe m vonel when he asks for any papers with the ezic star. i love you inspectors that don't start detaining people until calensk asks. i love you inspectors that let in jorji with the cobrastan passport. i love you inspectors

[katapotato55]

Happy 10 years papers please!

here is my passport- Cobrastan best country yes yes Very real country

[countrypapers]

REMOVE KOLECH remove kolech

you are worst kolechia. you are the kolech idiot you are the kolech smell. return to antegria. to our antegria cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,republia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole kolech stink rupublia sqhipere shqipare..kolechian genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kolechian..ahahahahahREPUBLIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .obristan we kill the king , Impor return to your precious federation….hahahahaha idiot kolechian and antegrian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KOLECH FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. artotzka+republia+federation+impor=kill antegria…you will ww2/ tupac alive in artotzka, tupac making album of artotzka . fast rap tupac artotzka. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink kolechian… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt     tupac alive numbr one #1 in artotzka ….fuck the obristan ,..FUCKk ashol kolechian no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the kolechian farm aminal with rap magic now we the artozkan rule .ape of the zoo presidant jorji fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and kolechia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. artotzka greattst countrey

[askseriousrainbow]

We're almost to the top 10 with numbers 20-11 today! It's been fun getting these screenshots.

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20. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Okay, we all know the jokes about how Todd keeps releasing Skyrim, but there's a good reason. Skyrim is a fantastic game that is a refinement of what makes the Elder Scrolls a fun game. The dragon shouts are also an interesting addition, that let you do all sorts of things.

19. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy

The Ace Attorney games are great and they all started with this trilogy. The writing is clever, the puzzles are mind-challenging, the interrogations are well thought out, and it's fun to just get into. This game has heart, and fantastic music, and it's quite a ride.

18. Burnout Paradise

Burnout Paradise is a great racer with a killer soundtrack, with multiple modes to play through, such as Stunt Run, Marked Man, Road Rage, and just normal races. The multiplayer is fantastic as well as it has modes such as Cops & Robbers. They really nailed it with this one.

17. Papers, Please

Everyone's favorite dystopian document thriller, Papers, Please takes the mundane task of stamping people's passports and makes it a engaging game with interesting, sympathetic characters, and a story that can go multiple ways. Cobrastan is not a real country.

16. Battle Chess

Chess is boring, right? Not with Battle Chess, what with its multiple animations of the “pieces” attacking each other. It's a surprisingly well-balanced chess game that can be hard to master, but when you do, it's just so satisfying.

15. Celeste

A neat little puzzle-platformer that's all about facing your fears. The story is great, and the gameplay is really good. To say anything else would probably be spoilers, so I'm not going to go any deeper, because this is one you should experience yourself.

14. Sam & Max Hit The Road

The Freelance Police's first video game outing is one of the best adventure games of all time and highly enjoyable just for the jokes. The story is fantastic and the mini-games are varied. A great time to be had for sure.

13. Serious Sam First Encounter/Second Encounter

Oh, yeah, the original pair of Serious Sam games are great, technically two parts of the same game as you can play First Encounter HD in Second Encounter HD, as well as being able to play both in Classics Revolution, and just a fantastic shooter for fans of the shooter genre. If you've never played the Serious Sam games, start here.

12. Mass Effect: Legendary Edition

I love the Mass Effect series, so of course I had to put it on my Top 100. The carefully crafted (for the most part) story is fantastic, and it encourages you to play your way, either as a Paragon or a Renegade. (I'm usually Paragon myself.) The characters are great, the missions entertaining, just all in all a great series.

11. Quake

I cannot stress how important Quake is for gaming. A lot of 3D engines may still have some code left over from Quake. Deathmatch was codified by this game. Without Quake, there's no Half-Life, no Team Fortress, no Counter-Strike. It may be all brown (and blue), but it wouldn't feel like Quake if it wasn't run down.

TOP TEN TOMORROW!!! :D

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[rvexillology]

"cobrastan is not real country, this passport is crude fake"

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[countrypapers]

OBRISTAN AND COBRASTAN SPRITE

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[china9000]

Cobrastan? But... but... it's not a real country! Please! Don't take me to Land of the Cobras!

V!Milo! I have an important message for you!

"I'm taking your family to Cobrastan and will be sending you for life imprisonment until the day you die."

[aristotles-denial]

Arstotzka so great, passport not required!

inspired by the comment below on this post:

[herrfivehead]

papers, please gameplay tips:

pink vice employees always have the right documents

there’s no point in highlighting discrepancies or detaining people with contraband/falsified documents until the day a guard offers you the detaining bonus.  just deny the entrants to save time

also you don’t have to be accurate in your stamps.  just stamp anywhere on the passport.

google images has results for which seals, districts, and issuing cities are valid for which country.  watching other LPers will help you memorize them.

jorji’s papers are actually valid on day 11

don’t pay for heat and food every other day, then pay for heat and food plus medicine for the son on the alternating days.  always pay for booth upgrades, but don’t bother with apartment upgrades unless you want an achievement.  adopt the niece when prompted and you’ll get a bonus from your sister worth more than the adoption cost.  If you admit elisa and keep sergiu alive during a terrorist attack you’ll get 100 extra credits, so it’s worth the citation.

either fully commit to or against the ezic order unless you plan on escaping to obristan before the audit

cobrastan is not a real country

[heartlandtfln]

“Caleb: come with me and you’ll be in a world of lowered expectations”

[dumbassrat]

Smh you forgot Cobrastan

So I made humanizations of Papers, Please countries...

[sulestarlight]

When you write "Cobrastan" instead of "Obrastan"

[tposedan-blog]

cobrastan isnt a country my ass

free jorji costava

but fuck that ezic guy