#coach night

[jollyreginaldrancher]

They look like they're about to engage in the world's saddest lap dance

[dayurno]

robin cross and kevin day parallels actually go so crazy. they both spent their formative years in a basement underground with exy-obsessed captors. they both saw exy as freedom. they both were isolated even within the foxes’ group of outcasts. they were both under andrew’s protection. it cost kevin jean to leave the nest and it cost robin another girl’s life to escape her kidnapper. robin carried her racquet with her to self-soothe and kevin restrings the net of his when he’s anxious. they’re even bird coded

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Coach Beard has a secret Traitors Club. It consists of himself, Nate and Jamie, ie people who have (at least in the opinion of one Willis Beard) betrayed Ted Lasso – but who have also learned the error of their ways through the goodness of Ted’s gentle heart.

(Yes, yes, you might argue that Jamie’s insulting remarks about Ted in 1x10 is a reasonable reaction to what, from Jamie’s POV, looks like Ted unreasonably dumping him, but a, I’m not sure that Beard knows that, and b, I’m not sure that Beard cares about that. You might also argue that Nate and Jamie have both learned a lot of stuff from people other than Ted, but: see the a and b of the previous sentence. And anyway, this is Beard’s club and you don’t get a say in his absurd selection criteria.)

Beard doesn’t inform anyone of the club’s existence. That includes the other members, Nate and Jamie, who just suddenly finds themselves regularly invited out for drinks with the most mysterious man either of them have ever met.

There are a lot of weird but oddly good talks about feelings. There are silences neither Jamie nor Nate know what to do with. And then there’s the football strategy chatter, which unites them all in a wild and eager frenzy, and an unexpected but pleasant sense of shared understanding.

Nate think it’s nice that Beard wants to hang and he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth anyway, so he doesn’t question the set-up. Jamie generally assumes that given the choice anyone would always choose to hang with him always, so. He’ll indulge his coach. They have a shared love of trivia.

Eventually Beard learns of Rebecca’s early transgressions, and (secretely) inducts her into the secret club. Club meetings get a whole lot more interesting from there on out.

[zweiginator]

in a long car ride rn reading all of these….. now I’m imagining being in a long car ride with coach!patrick… maybe you’re driving to a far away game….. you’re staring at his big hands on the steering wheel, maybe he pulled the old move where he puts his hand on the back of your headrest when he’s in reverse…… maybe his hand slides up your skirt…. Idk just a couple ideas

and coach patrick always insists on driving you to all your matches, even if they're far away. this one is about three and a half hours away. you tell him you can drive yourself, that there's plenty of parking and you're a big girl, you can figure out the hotel room.

but coach patrick says no, its non-negotiable. he picks you up at 8 o'clock on the dot. he bought your favorite snacks, an ice cold bottle of gatorade in your favorite flavor. plays your (and his) favorite songs to get you pumped for the match.

this is all apart of your good luck ritual. of course, you've noticed that your coach is attractive. the girls you play against always bring it up. ask if you've seen footage of his matches when he was on tour. of course you have, it makes you blush when they ask you that. because you think about if he were your age.

his arms are long and lithe, but muscular. he holds confidence and strength in every inch of his body. it makes him so charismatic. and he has taught you how to channel this in your playing. hugs you so tight when you win games and kisses the top of your head and tries not to notice how perky your ass looks in that skirt. he bought it for you for your birthday, realized upon giving it to you how inappropriate that is.

not more inappropriate than him driving you so far and staying in hotel rooms with you. coming out in just a towel and watching you stumble on your words as he sighs, exasperated that he forgot to bring his clothes in the bathroom.

not more inappropriate than him being so proud of you for winning your match that he doesn't even let you change out of your tennis clothes before he has you on your bed in your shared room, lapping at your cunt, your sneakers bobbing by his head, your legs quivering and shaking over his shoulders. you're a mess and he's making one on the sheets as his spit pools beneath you.

arching your back and saying his name over, and over, and over. you'll always win for him. everything you do is for him. you'll practice for days straight and break your opponent's ankles if it meant patrick would be this proud of you again.

[beebfreeb]

Trans woman Oleander again.

[surr3al1sm]

You know what? Fuck you Ubisoft.

If this is a confirmation of two coaches dating,

And so is this,

Then the same logic applies to this,

[ratatatastic]

chirpy, chirpy~ like father like son i suppose

2024-25 Media Day | 9.18.24 (x)(x)

and absolutely delightful that colby kept up the inside joke yeah babey nothing like our beat and our cats opening up preseason hockey by being chirpy

[opendirectories]

[lunar-years]

hello everyone here's my very late and very humble contribution to swiftie powerpoint night

[briry18]

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU.

[karis17love]

The best way to start a difficult day?

Just look at this cutie!

He's just a baby!!

[puttinghomestarinplaces]

can you put him in night in the woods please,.

I love it

[feelingthedisaster]

do you ever think that probably wymack decided to not have kids bc he was scared he would fuck them up but he did end up with a son, traumatized like he didnt want it to happen?

[coachbeards]

thinking of this again

[halfratsalready]

What the fuck is Night Swan putting in that weird black and pink water to make everyone from Eternyx so fucking hot?

They’re all GORGEOUS this has to be some kind of conspiracy

[chaoticree]

So we know Wymack is huge, ok? Like Terry Jeffords kinda huge, and his clothes are obviously big too, so I was wondering when Wymack lends Neil his clothes after he comes back from Columbia, did they completely engulf our little adorable munchkin and more specifically what was Andrew's reaction bec I know, I just KNOW that he probably had a hard time taking Neil serious bec just imagine!!! Tiny Neil in big Wymacks clothes, shirt completely engulfing him, the pants oh god, did he have to hold them up with his hand? How many times did he have to fold them to not trip over the ends? What if he just wore Wymacks shorts? I mean, that'll probably be too long for him, too, right? Guys pls, this keeps me up at night!!!! Can somebody draw this, please? 😭😭😭😭