#cmon this has to be cannon

[taste-of-the-divine]

i cant get the image of meg walking zag around the house on a leash after he lost a bet because she beat his ass end of tartarus for the third time in a row

and hypnos just goes “oh, another dog!”

[eldritchdemonfox]

why does everyone seem obsessed with making the batkid’s bio parents either an afterthought or worse than they actually are?

I mean, in some cases they did actually have bad parents, like Arthur Brown and David Cain

But like…

Duke’s parents are still alive, albeit comatose. He loves them.

Tim’s parents were not as criminally neglectful as fannon makes them out to be, and it really impacted him when they died.

Dick’s parents are the REASON he chose Robin as his name, and he still misses them.

While Willis Todd wasn’t a great father, he did at least want a better life for Jason in some cannons. And Catherine did the best she could. The only person really deserving of hate is Sheila. Fuck her fr.

Babs LITERALLY STILL HAS A DAD. WHO SHE LOVES. Justice for my man Gordon.

I mean CMON

[kurokawaia]

FLUFF HEADCANNONS 彡 Killua Zoldyck

WARNINGS :: killua x fem reader, implied fem!reader, soft love, teenage love, mentions of killua being compared to a cat (cmon now yall see it), established relationship + more HEAD CANNONS. total wc :: 500~

• Killua has that cool act in front of others, but the second the both of you are alone, he's all over you, like a cat. Resting his head on your lap, holding onto the hem of your sleeve because he doesn't want you to leave >.<

• He denies this, but he loves when you play with his hair, especially when laying his head in your lap! Grumbles when you do it for you to stop but you don't because you can feel how he is leans into the touch. This goes for him dozing off on your shoulder and you don't dare to move due to how peaceful and pretty he looks.

• Killua gives you electric shocks for his own entertainment :( He thinks it's funny when he touches your hand, a slight graze up your spine and gives you the tiniest static shock, and a yelp leaves your mouth, he can't take you seriously.

• Same with his hands! I headcanon that his body runs on the cold side, and he loves sneaking them under your sleeves to make you jump. But if your hands are cold? He’ll quietly grab them and hold them between his palms, acting like it’s no big deal.

• He can't take a complement at all, if you tell him he’s strong, cool, or amazing, he’ll act cocky on the outside (regular killua behaviour tbh), but inside, he’s absolutely melting. If you tell him you love him, he’ll freeze up for a second before muttering, "Yeah… I love you too."

• Killua doesn't allows lean for physical affection, however, if you start to pull away from him first and he isn't done he will tighten his hold on you, only just a little bit. He doesn't want your gentle touch to leave just yet.

• Killua tries to act cool, but if you flirt back, he completely short-circuits. If you call him cute? He’ll fold. If you kiss him first? He’ll go silent and avoid eye contact for like ten minutes.

• He isn’t the most openly affectionate, but sometimes, when you’re talking or distracted, he’ll randomly lean in and peck your cheek. Then he’ll act like nothing happened, even though his ears are bright red.

• Gon is always teasing Killua about how soft he is around you. Killua will get all defensive, but the second Gon leaves, he’s right back to being the sweetest boyfriend ever.

• Now on the jealousy factor...If someone even looks at you wrong, he’s already glaring daggers. He doesn’t even have to say anything, his presence alone is enough to make people back off. He won’t admit when he’s jealous, but if someone flirts with you, he’ll casually pull you closer, wrap an arm around your waist, or throw a snarky comment that makes the other person back off.

• He is always watching over you when the both of you are together, he's your bodyguard, you can turn that side of your brain off with him and act however you want.

• He’s always watching out for you, pulling you behind him in crowds, or checking if you’re okay. If you call him out on it, he’ll be like, "Hah? I wasn’t worried or anything." (He totally was.)

Do not copy, steal, modify, etc. Relogs and like are appreciated.

[inesbaby21]

omggg hii loved ur inês head cannons!! was wondering if you would do like singer!reader x inês !!

10000x yessa guys look at my username .. i LOVEEEE ME SOME INÊS DOWN DO NOT PLAY WITH IT 😜

INÊS BETTENCOURT X SINGER!READER HEADCANONS

Definitely has a playlist dedicated to your songs/ Songs that remind you of her

I'm also getting nepo baby vibes from singer!reader, but not like you guys are probably thinking..I seeing like former WNBA player mom, or NBA player dad that follows singer!reader like a HAWK honey ..

Anyways, this girl cannot shut up about you in post game interviews- like she's getting side eyed by kk and ice for mentioning your new EP/new album

"Yeah no, my pregame playlist is full of Y/N-" Inês says, full blown smile- eyes gleaming full of adoration.

"The fact that she's not even lying is the best part, she's so whipped that we can't even MENTION Y/N being in the stands- or even like coming to a game without her squealing like a little girl .." FT A NASTY the side eye BAD.

I definitely see Inês getting in trouble for missing practice to see you perform- or like begging you to come to a home game for weeks and like freaking when you finally do.

"Paige help me- I didn't think she was actually gonna fly in to watch me play. SHE JUST HAD A CONCERT IN ARIZONA."

"nesh don't task me- I've never had to stop someone from getting on a plane to see me the next day" Paige says muting the live as Inês marches in the room terrified

FASHION. KILLERS. cmon now, like seriously do think Singer!Reader would let nesh walk around looking like a hobo?

Jokes, Jokes, the two definitely match- but like Mary Kate and Ashley match (I'm a twin fun fact! and my mom would match me and my brother this way!)

Definitely always Inês plus one to events- and vise versa.

"But Y/N/NNNNN I really want you to go to our pregame dinner- meet my teammates and friends! I literally live with most of them" The tan girl says pouting as she raises her head from the dip of your chest.

Poor baby definitely (accidentally) exposed your relationship on live with Kk, Paige, and Azzi somewhere in the background. Definitely got laughed at while she freaked out.

"Paige- You know that Y/N/N is coming from california after todays performance and she's coming to see meee" The girl says, completely disregarding the fact that they were on live. UNMUTED with over 5k active and listening fans, fans who commonly screen recorded the lives.

Poor baby ended the live so fast, and rushed to call you and let you know that she had exposed your almost 7 month relationship on accident (while sobbing)

"And- and like I said something about you coming to see me after your performance in Cali, a-and like We were on live. With you being in Cali right now- about to perform in a few hours- plus Y/N being your name they know i'm talking about you" The girl says In-between sobs.

"Oh Nes- I'm not mad baby, I had no problem with going public I just wanted to make sure you were ready" You said doing your best to comfort the obviously distraught girl- who was convinced that you would be upset with her.

Cutest paparazzi pictures of you two on the beach, or on stage before a concert- and don't get me started on the date/late night pictures of the two of you out.

Definitely having to get Inês used to people following her around, getting picture of her, and the Gala's (Not that ANY of the things paparazzi do should be legal, but just so it's less stress on the poor girl 😞)

Definitely writing a few (a whole notebooks worth) of songs about inês

Also definitely comes to see Singer!Reader live/ on stage after hard launching each other and Is invited (dragged) on stage as she sings an acoustic version of a song she wrote about Nesh

Definitely spends all of her free time on the phone with you, or if your schedules line up little vacations/get aways because with both of your demanding schedules sometimes you two need a little no phone, no wi-fi, no service break you know ?

A/N I love my sugar plum blum Inês! I can't waittt to see her do great things this season, even if she's not with Uconn! also remember that these are HUMAN BEINGS with emotions, feelings, and personal behind the scenes things that we don't know about. Meaning that her transfer really is none of our business, as for other players transferring schools/being traded off in the WNBA. Our "Job" is to support these women, watch them do what they love, and to honestly mind our business 🤷🏽‍♀️.

[marvey-sideblog]

sorry but harvey being submissive in bed is the most delusional take ever this man is dominance incarnate, “i like to bend people to my will”… “good boy”..”puppy”….”I want it to know who it’s DADDY IS” like cmon now!!! that man dcks mike down each time he gives lip and it’s cannon..

anon he contains multitudes! yes he would do these things, yes he could dominate mike and enjoy it. but! that man has to be macho in-control all the time and sometimes, anon, he really fucking enjoys (like, a lot) when someone he's attracted to completely manhandles and controls him.

He LOVES it. It is so so sexy to him.

And he LOVES when Mike talks back to him, when Mike is telling him what for. Yes sometimes the sexual satisfaction would come from putting Mike in his place over that...That would 100% be sexy to him. And Mike would 100% LOVE being subm/ssive to Harvey; that boy has Fantasised. Yes, Mike's "aye-aye, Captain" did things to Harvey, that is a scene of all time (and, tbf! Mike is actually the one taking the lead there! Harvey Captain fantasy where Harvey still gets to be subm/ssive.......). BUT. Harvey would also LOVE Mike turning the tables on that. Mike's an equal to him, and Mike taking control would be so hot, for both of them. There'd be a lil amusement for Harvey and then he'd genuinely be so turned on by it. I'm not talking about Season 1 Mike. I'm talking about the people they became together, to each other. Sometimes their sex is pure vanilla just love...Sometimes Mike would tell Harvey what to do and relish in it; they both would.

And, for the matter at whole...You think when Harvey's mind wandered about Jessica, he was thinking about domming her? NO. It would be Jessica domming him in every never-gonna-actually-happen flitting fantasy. Yes, ma'am. Come now. He'd be giddy at that.

Harvey is not one dimensional he actually loves to be playful and feminine and pushed into the mattress and told to take his shirt off.

[mysicklove-main]

A/N: I saw a head cannon once that said Kirishima wants like six kids and it never left my mind.

Your husband gives you those eyes again. The fourth time this has happened. "Hey. No. No. No. Stop it! We are not having another one!"

Eijiro lets out a hushed, but dramatic whine, as he leans over his six month old daughters crib. "But she needs a sister," He pouts and you scoff at him.

"She already has two older brothers." You reason as you lead him out of the nursery and shut the door softly. He follows at your heels, grabbing your waist from behind. His large, very much pro-hero frame presses up against you and like usual, you are trapped in it. He leans down and begins leave small kisses along your neck.

"But isn't she so cute? Cmon we already have three, how hard could one more be?" He purrs and you sigh in his hold.

"Easy for you to say. I don't wanna go through another nine months of hell." He chuckles at you, vibrations go up your spine at it.

"But you look so pretty pregnant."

"You are a pervert."

"Only for my beautiful wife and the mother of my children."

You look over at the door just across the hall. The room your three and five year old share. You hear their hushed giggles, trying not to caught past bedtime and smile.

"You really want another one?" He twirls you around, forcing you to look up at him and grins, pressing his lips to yours.

Eijiro, after a long moment, peels himself away and whispers dreamily, "Yes. Or two or three more..." You lightly punch him and he laughs.

"Alright, one more. But that's it Eijiro!" He lifts you up effortlessly and twirls you around, just like he did the other three times. You giggle and he kisses you again.

He begins to walk backwards, leading you toward the entrance of your bedroom. "Alright. One more. For now...."

You raise your eyebrows at him and pull away dramatically. "Never mind. I take it back. We are getting you a vasectomy." You push him out of the room and shut the door in his face.

He gasps and whisper yells, trying not to wake his daughter. "Babe, I'm just joking! Cmon don't be like this! I need to be in the room if we want another baby!"

After a couple second of his pleading, you give in. You giggle in triumph before swiftly opening the door and dragging him in toward the bed.

With the years to come, you guys compromised. Which meant that the two of you had five children. Even then, Eijiro still tried to ask for another. He was not successful.

[thesuperiorrobin]

I literally love the “crazy idea, let’s make out” it it very good!!! It is supper good!! Can I request the bat boys type? Thank you for your time! Please take care!

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I had to read other peoples make out scene bc I honestly did not know how to write one. I think I did an okay job tho😭

Writing for Dick is so effing hard for some reason

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson

I whole heartily believe he likes taller women. No doubt about it

But if you’re bit on the shorter side that’s fine too.

I feel like he wants someone who’s independent and doesn’t rely on others

Someone who wouldn’t mind him being away from days to months at a time because of work and all .

Wants someone who matches his energy.

For like a thirty something year old he does have a lot of energy.

He wants someone who can take a joke and doesn’t take it the wrong way. He wants someone to laugh with him and not get mad.

Definitely wants someone who’s laid back but not to laid back where it becomes a problem.

100% wants someone to cry with him when he watches a very sad drama.

I think it’s cannon that he’s on the more talkative side?

Idk but if he is he wants someone can he can talk with—hours on end and the conversation never get boring.

Would 100% date a superhero

Jason todd

Jason like chubby girls. 100% you can’t change my mind about it

I also feel like he has a thing for strong women too.

When It comes to Jason I think he has two types.

The first time is obviously the strong type

Someone he doesn’t take shit from know one

Is really just a badass person In general

Or type 2

Someone who’s really soft spoken

Someone who’s quiet but not to quiet where they don’t even bother to communicate. Like a shy person.

Said person who’s also very caring and kind.

Jason definitely wants someone who shares the same interests. Not all of them but the small ones like reading.

Headcannon: Jason prefers the book copies instead of the online ones. He likes the smell of new books fight me.

Jason also wants someone who deals with his shit better then he does honestly

This man has been through a lot no doubt about.

And he’s not great when he has to deal with his problems that are emotionally and mentally.

So someone who can help him and guide him (even if he does deny it at first) trust he will be grateful for it

He would not date someone who’s a hero or vigilante.

He tried but failed

Tim Drake

Definitely likes shorter women

I mean mans only like 5’4? “5’4?

So technically he’s tall but not that tall like the others 💀

He’s good at technology and really wants someone who’s interested in his hobbies. Most people don’t find them interesting. (But I mean cmon if he was able to tell the world he hacks things to get information on them for Batman—then that has them sold, but he can’t)

He gives me bad girl x Nerd boy vibe 😔

I’m kidding no I’m not

I feel like he would want someone who’s more on the quiet side and someone who’s willing able to lay down next to him for a long periods of time bc we all know this man can sleep anywhere at anytime if he felt like it.

So having someone who can just lay there while he sleeps are pointers.

This isn’t a preference but he 100% needs someone who can take care of him.

Because him not sleeping for long periods of time results in him not eating and only serving off coffee. Not good for him.

Tim seems like the kind to date someone who’s a superhero or whatever.

That way they can be closer.

Damian Wayne

Damian doesn’t have a preference.

I Don’t think he would care if your short, tall, Skinny or chubby.

Like Jason I also think he has two types.

The first type would someone who’s very mysterious. He likes that.

Someone who’s mature and calm during rough times or situations.

Like Dick, someone who is very independent.

Second type is quiet literately the opposite of what his personality is

Someone who’s kind and warm to others.

Bubbly kind of personality.

He doesn’t want someone who talks to much.

Like at all.

he wants someone who shares the same interest as him���Y’know fighting for animal right and what not.

Not a preference but I think Damian needs someone who can help him with the reality of the world and stuff

Because I believe Damian does not know how to act like a kid his age until he meets his partner who show him.

Would not date anyone who’s in the superhero gig.

Like at all. He hates the idea

He would rather date a civilian. They are less likely to get killed during a mission.

Writing for them is so much fun I might do more headcannons about them 😭🤚

[wolfstarwereinlove]

people in twt are talking about their hc of what katsuki’s would ou wouldn’t do and here’s mine

drink: he would sometimes drink like two cups in a party or special dates, like in a date with izuku

smoke/do drugs: HE WOULD NEEEEEEEEEVER, my boy katsuki “goes to bed 8:30 pm” bakugou would NOT put such thing in his body

tatoo: i think he would, i don’t really see a problem in him doing that and in the fantasy au he already has (he’s the type of man that gets his lover’s name tatooed)

piercing: yes he would, totally he would and in my head it’s cannon that he has (he doesn’t)

and for those saying that he wouldn’t do tatoo’s or piercings because “he’s such a nerd” i’m such a nerd and i have piercings and i’m gonna get a tatoo next week so cmon he would.

[mcbeetlebeeb]

Perchance if your requests are open then I would like a modern reader with homestuck characters of your choosing?? If not that's ok you don't gotta if you don't wanna. Have good day

Hii, sorry for the INCREDIBLY late response, trying to remember how to use tumblr BUT YES I shall deliver 👍 thanks for asking question, I'll be doing the main four (ФωФ)

(and- hopefully I understand your question cause I'm ready to do this in head cannon platform- so??‐ 🫂 take it my friend)

⛅️John Egbert🎭

*deep inhale* NERRD

sorry, moving on

seems like the sorta guy to know fnaf lore, like all of it, I can't elaborate further

also he wears totally normal outfits with stupid stupid socks,,

silly socks, the dumbest you could imagine

I think at some point he'd be the mfker with some tape or a bandaid around the middle of his glasses to keep it together

hes a one pillow sleeper 😔

and by that I mean he has one singular pillow on his bed smh

he atones by sleeping with stuffed animals though

mfkin creepy ass light sleeper

and I say that cause I can fully imagine someone trying to get something while he's sleeping or even trying to wake him up

and he just sits up, all the way, no glasses john, eyes open all the way not groggy or confused

get this MAN SOME BROWN EYE CONTACTS!!

FUCK I THOUGHT THATD MAKE IT SMALLER HER FACE IS HUGE

no going back tumblr is already so confusing, sorry anon I tried to be funny now she's here

anyway..lord..

I think he'd forever go to bed at like a super specific time, and if he messes that up he feels wrong the next day

and that's all he'll tell you, "I feel wrong"

touch of the tisim probably perhaps maybe

listen his dad collected shaving cream and harlequins and clowns and stuff-..

I don't think he has freckles but more so little body moles speckled around his body

goofy smile, silly laugh, catch him snorting and slapping his knee n shit

tries to push up glasses with the nose scrunch thing, makes him show of his messes up teeth

an endearing young punster.

I definitely think if you'd be down, he's 100% the person too have nerf gun wars

something and John Egbert and a foam dart makes sense

and for some reason i connect that with bubbles

rip John you would've loved fruiter aergo

maybe, maybe more low quality photos of it though because idk

he has a strange love for...what's the word...

hmm.. eccentric things

he just holds them dear, think it's in his blood

who knows if that's a good or bad thing

expressive

I think you'd have to be, blind, deaf, mute and impossibly stupid to miss his body language

or just a meanie(?)

regardless not emotionally verbal, or at least not often, or- as much as he should

but physically shows it

like..for example if he was in a crappy mood, you'd be able to tell, and he'd confirm if you asked

and with him being expressive i would think comes with..what's the word again..uh..

responsive?

reactive?

especially to words, or touch

when he gets red, he one of them people to get red EVERywhere.

ears, down to the neck, shoulders, forhead.

dude looks like he's gonna pop a blood vessel any moment lmao

he'd be the person too have like reddened knuckles and stuff, cold hands, will press the cold hands into you for warmth

if he were to smell like anything, vanilla, faintly, all smells on him would be faint I'd like to think

☀️Rose Lalonde🔮

honestly my favorite to draw-

she is wrighting so many silly things for and too you

poems?

happening.

long strangely war letter back home love letters too you

they probably are never shown-

maybe unless you look or perhaps ask

she'd be...the best person to gossip over a drink with

tea, coffee, alcohol, water, soda

I think she'd be a mfker to sleep with socks

it's okay on some level cause they're socks she made herself

I also think not just gossip but she's like- she's a seer of light cmon-

she knows stuff

I think she may not look like it but she, is the ultimate yapper

and silly

silly Rose justice

shes a goofy goober too guys

there would be no way she's not

look at her friends

I think she'd like her hair to be pet sometimes

play with it gently, braid it for no reason

type of person I can see too sit with you on the porch as it rains

reminds me of mist and.. morning dew

chilly autumn mornings

where you can see your breath

shes one of them Halloween people

i just know she appreciates a crunchy leaf

*knits you this*

YOU SIZED OBVIOUSLY

also gloves

why not

stay warm

she'd want you too

she has dimples

both lil cheek dimples

I think she'd be someone to ponder her partner often

like, seeing a candle and going "oh perfect, you've found me here as well!" but she's in the middle of some store lol

or reading something, thinking about that phrase and linking it too you or something like that

something strangely meticulous

carefully, honestly, thought out.

shes the person too either meticulous take the time to paint her nails right

or paint them all fucked up, and then clean them up

leaning more towards the latter

am I saying that right?

she would smell like

mm, cold linen, and books, book smell

🌠Jade Harely🐾

ah yes

doggie

shes a sweetheart though

albeit a clumsy- narcoleptic one

she means well

most times

she has all the hair

everywhere!!

find her brushing herself

maybe???

maybe space powers debunk hair needs

I dunno probably pffhfhh

toothy smile

big toothy grin

I like to think she has braces

convincingly can bark and growl (before and after bec merge thingy)

probably got even more convincing dog bark talents

sit down with her and a good coloring book

entertainment for hours

she'd be up for most anything I bet

would possibly be bored laying around lounging

something tells me she'd have a thing with buttons

all shapes and sizes and materials

just- checks out as a Jade thing yknow

same with silly bands

somewhere there is glitter on this girl I'm convinced

maybe more earth glitter (dirt) than any other

but like, 🤷 I dunno man

can I pet dat dawg?

yes, pet the dog, dog longs for human contact

scratch that

contact

overall

shes just lonely, forgive her lack of "norm" social skills

brotha grew up on a damn island, with her dog, and stuffed grandpa

stuffed grandpa

I'd be a lil weirdo too

anon, I'm gonna tell you this now..

I've never read the books all the way threw, and I own 3 out of idk how many

so forgive me if this...- out of character

dirty nailz..

yknow how some big dogs have that mindset that they are little lap dog puppies?

her

oh you thought it was gonna be a lil head rest?

a lil lean?

no

blanket mode.

snuggle time.

accept it, at least for a minute.

I cannot explain why and I won't but, she gives me road runner vibes

just..yep, that's jade..harely..

what am I doing dude tf

also..don't ask me why, she would smell like pine, dirt, soil if you will, maybe lavender too, or more something..sugary? cinnamon?

am I making sense

⚔️Dave Strider📀

uughhh what haven't I said about this dude

hmm

I'm trying to remember what I wrote before tumblr rudely disrupted my wrighting and made me go back to the beginning

well let's see

eotushuf

here me out

this but on him

and it's soft blonde and and

there's spots that are missing from scars

and they go down to his hand,, and fingers

the hair on the side of the hand, you know what I mean

also has missing little patches

broad..finge nail

chews his nails

hhe.. uu h out of all of the four, probably the best to lounge around with

laying around

what's the word

parallel play?

being able to comfortably do yalls own thing in the same place

without a lot of talking

rhhrrgg

hes the type of person to 100% do the three hand squeeze thing

iykyk... (squeezing someone's hand to wordlessly say, "I love you")

and if you respond verbally, or even just squeezing back

he'll face away and do it back again

epitome of "putting on sunglasses so no one knows what I'm looking at"

you at you

he has..like stupid peripheral vision and uses it to advantage

I cannot say why but, he definitely has funky cool ties

just does i feel it

also, crackley

cracking his knuckles, his neck, back

when he stands it's like fine machinery sounding

clicking and popping in knees and hips

blonde

...eyelashes..

rough palms and scar knuckles

he smells like- a well slept on pillow ina good way- and also maybe

faintly of apple juice, carton apple juice..

guys this is buns, I'm so sorry truly, I'm also..so sleepy..😔

anon i hope this was right, and..to your request, I hope u have a good day (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):

His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing

Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him

He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).

she's the goth gf of your dreams. she's an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days

It's antigone or unfollow me

please, everyone, antigone deserves this. she ghost-wrote a wildly successful erotic novel and then faked the death of the fake author. she didn’t leave her house for 17 years except to go see horny french films every thursday. she accidentally ended up in a love triangle with a hot domme lesbian circus ringmaster and her own employee. she broke up with a doctor after one date because he didn’t respect her career (and also his parrot hated her). she experienced years of carnal yearning for her professional rival only to finally realize she was actually okay on her own. she drinks embalming fluid. she thinks of funerals as an art form. she was diagnosed with depression as an infant. she wanted to be a clown when she grew up. her hero is a historical female scientist who has a statue with her tits out. she’s been attacked by owls. a bunch of children thought she was a forest witch. the rest of the village thought she was dead. she has committed multiple counts of breaking and entering. she designed artisanal chocolates that put you in a temporary coma. she can’t eat her own chocolates because she’s allergic to everything. she attracts shadows like a magnet. she’s a woman in STEM. if you have any love in your heart for goth weirdgirls you’ll do the right thing. ANTIGONE SWEEP

GUYS PLEASE

PLEASE VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!!!

CMON DON’T LET MY GIRL “CANNONICALLY WANTED BY EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND” LOSE!!!

Considering committing voter fraud for Antigone. My girl 😔

Vote Antigone because do you understand how narratively satisfying it would be if she won??? Season one? She could barely go outside her mortuary. Season four? Modeling for a sexy calendar. THE CHARACTER GROWTH!!!!!!! Nothing more sexy than that.

COME ON Y'ALL VOTE ANTIGONE. VOTE FOR MY HORNY GOTH QUEEN!!!!!

VOTE ANTIGONE OR DIE

IF YALL DONT VOTE ANTIGONE UR BLOCKED. This isn’t even a joke.

[needforspeed161]

Some IceMav head cannons I thought up as I drank my coffee this morning 💙

I absolutely LOVE icemav fics where there’s some soft domestic fluff in the mornings, like whether they’re 25 or 50, they’ll wake eachother up with soft kisses and snuggles.

Mav bringing Ice his coffee just the way he likes it, as they enjoy the morning before they have to get ready for work or (if they’re retired) maybe read the paper together and decide what to do that day. Ice wants to invite the daggers over for a home cooked brunch because even though he’s the COMPACFLT and acts all tough, he wants the younger pilots (their adopted kids) to have a nice home cooked meal every so often. Ice LOVES to cook for them. Plus he knows from years of experience that mess hall food isn’t always the best.

They love having them all over for game nights too, be it monopoly, life, scrabble, whatever game Maverick decides to pull out from his extensive collection (carrier life isn’t that exciting at times so I imagine he collected alot of board games over the years)

His favorite being an old beat up box of operation he and Goose used to play on the ship for HOURS, the gentle sway of the carrier made it all the more challenging and fun.

Ice even remembers getting wrapped up into a couple games with slider as well, he’s sure he lost hundreds of dollars to Maverick and goose with that damn game over the years 😂

They also like to invite the flyboys over for poker nights, barbecues, movies. Whatever they feel like doing that night.

Hollywood and Wolfman and Slider more than happy to come spend the evening with two of their oldest friends. A couple times they were even able to get Merlin, and Sundown over as well.

They held Cougars first grandkids birthday in their backyard. Complete with bouncy house and everything. Even though ice insisted “Maverick darling he’s turning one….i don’t think he’ll need a bounce house…” which was met with “cmon Tom please!”

Maverick ended up playing in it more than the kids did. And when the Daggers began to flow in you know that thing was filled with pilots. Chaos ensued and let’s just say Ice was worried he wouldn’t get the deposit back. But as soon as he seen the happiness on mavericks and the daggers faces his worried just seemed to melt away.

Wolf even managed to drag Hollywood in at one point.

Maverick loves pictures, he has ever since he was a boy and all he had to remember his parents were some photos. Pictures slowly began to fill their walls and countertops over the years. Old ones of his parents, Him and Goose or Goose and Carole holding Bradley when he was a baby.

Younger pictures of him and Ice, graduating Top Gun and several of their carrier missions that followed.

pictures from every single one of the daggers Top Gun graduations. Bob and Natasha’s wedding, Bradley and Jake’s engagement (soon to be wedding)

He and Ices official wedding photos (after almost 30 years once gay marriage was legalized)

Christmas photos of all of them surrounding the tree, they loved having a big family….it made their hearts soar.

[alastair-1205]

I wonder if Cole was at all famous because of his dad. Like you think there was ever a moment where it was like:

Jay: You know, you never did tell me your last name dude. Cole: oh yea. It's Brookestone. Jay: BROOKESTONE? LIKE THIS SINGERS?? Cole: Unfortunately, yeah.

Like I doubt it would have been much if yes (it's an acappella group like cmon) but I think it'd be funny.

Or, alternatively if you wanna stray more from cannon, Cole's dad isn't super famous but has a bit of a cult following that one or two of the ninja happened to be in before joining the group. So they're just fanboying over Cole a bit when they first meet him while everyone else is just like "wtf???"

[nobunsonpesach]

A possible idea for chaos gods swap Curze could be that since Fulgrims with Nurgle and Nurgle has a bigger emphasis on family, maybe Fulgrim decides that his brother that he mentored and guided allowing himself to die is unacceptable and that the best answer is to try and guide him once more. Maybe Nurgle encourages this hoping he’ll be able to tip the balance of Primarch power towards his side?

(I can’t see Konrad going specifically to Nurgle but maybe chaos undivided? Or like a lot of Night Lords in cannon he doesn’t worship any of the gods. Apologies for the rant I have a lot of thoughts about Curze at all times)

That is a good idea! I'm still thinking about how it all could turn out with them - I also remember that in canon Konrad was friends with Morty, and it was the only person Morty was actually friends with, except maybe Horus, whom he also liked, but cmon, everyone liked Horus.

And since I've decided that in this AU the Primarchs who's gods got swapped would hang out, I think there is a chance both Morty and Fulgrim would think of the ways Chaos could possibly help their brother, since it made their own lives actually surprisingly better 🤔✨

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Random prediction time:

I realized that even though everyone was saying that the end credit appearance of Metal Sonic was done due to Agent Stone creating him (unless that time travel theory has something to do with it, but that's another theory for another time)

But what if it was actually GUN that actually created the multiple Metals? I mean, think about it.

Things weren't resolved with those guys and team Sonic, after Tom was injured, we didn't hear anything about them again, not even anything a throwaway line that said they were on good terms again, to which idk why they would consider on doing that with the reveal of Project Shadow, but also somehow getting hold of their own stash of portal rings for their agents to use (in the Knuckles spin off) and having the former lead scientist of the failed project create the Eclipse Cannon to be used as a power flex for 50 years and did a surprise Pikachu face when the damn thing turned out to be a major laser piss cannon and almost destroyed a planet.

I don't know what they were expecting but cmon, Gerald wasn't making a fucking satellite or something. Not to mention, they may have done something that caused Ivo to possibly be an orphan since he is Gerald's kin and sort of worked for the government for many years....

Not only that, but the current director Rockwell hates those kids guts and thinks of them as evil meddling children, leading her and the team to create them to Metals to try and take them out in a way that doesn't get their hands dirty, and knowing how powerful one of them is when he gets ahold of those 7 handheld rock candies that makes him go blonde. They will definitely see them as a threat since they're now working independently.

Basically, GUN definitely should be a major threat in Sonic 4. The initial trust for them is broken, and its gonna cause some major tension.

[austinbutlerslovers]

Wet Dream

One shot/ head cannon

Label Mature 18+

Morning sex•coercion(sex while sleeping)•P in V• creampie

Inspo: I had to get it out of my head no plot just smut

~*Wet Dream*~

Waking up next to Austin was supreme, you were in a king size bed with soft all white sheets and duvet covers in a gigantic ornately decorated room. As you open your eyes you see him sleeping soundly on his pillow.

His hand placed near his head the sheets just below his tanned chest nipples peaking out, the blanket is tenting at his waist. You lift the covers and see he has a massive erection making you shocked and also aroused. Your thighs clench at the thought of sucking or riding him to wake up.

You’re too riled after seeing it you need him inside of you delicately pulling the sheets all the way down his perfectly toned body revealing his firm standing cock. You hold in a gasp hes so hard he must be having a very good wet dream.

You gently climb over his hips placing your knees on either side hovering over him. You bite your lip as you sink down on him feeling him penetrate you so firmly a gentle moan escapes your lips as you settle at the base, your heart is beating wildy from the stretch.

His eyes open groggily as he feels your weight and tightness on him. Lifting his head and seeing you he grins and rests his head back on the pillow with his eyes closed. He sleepily places his hands on your thighs gently pulling you into his lap as you ride him.

He’s half awake from a dream of having sex with you and now he’s not sure if he is actually awake or still dreaming until you loudly moan on top of him making him snap back to reality. He braces his feet on the bed and gyrates gently into you wanting to please you.

You pant breathlessly, palms resting on his tight abs for more leverage as he works you. He stares into your eyes his thumb reaching and flicking your clit now that he’s more alert wanting to cum with you.

You’re nodding yes for everything he’s doing tilting your head back overwhelmed that he’s so good. He sits up holding you to him with one arm and planting his other hand with his feet firmer on the bed balancing to work you on his cock in a harder rhythm. You both moan in tandem enjoying the feeling of each others bodies riding together perfectly hearts racing to finish with orgasms.

He feels his cock tight ready to release and delves deliberate hits into your body making you quake “Im gonna cum Austin” you pant breathlessly. “Yea? me too” he says tilting his head back covered in a light sheen of sweat as he enjoys the pleasurable feeling of your walls squeezing him tight as you moan his name and orgasm on his cock. He begins grunting and smacking his hips up into you roughly as he releases back in to you.

“Oh fuck” he says as his cock finally stops throbbing cum into you. His motions still as he locks eyes with yours. “I thought I was dreaming…until I realized you woke me up by fucking me” he says coyly smiling at you head titled to the side.

“Who were you dreaming about? “ you ask shyly instantly worried about the answer. “You of course “ he admits, a soft smile playing on his lips as he trails his finger tips down your arm.

“Cmon let’s get up, and get ready I want us to shower then grab breakfast ” He says giving you a playful spank when you don’t move. You are still weak from the orgasm he gave so he lightly humps you pretending to help lift off his cock making you both laugh.

You slide him out of you and both moan at the feeling. You lay back on the bed to rest but he pulls you up by your hands forcing you to head with him to the shower. You smile following his lead holding his hands as he guides you to rinse off with him ready to start your day already completely satisfied.

~*End*~

Masterlist

[its-elioo]

I don’t know if this is has been asked before but will pony/princess Twilight show up any in your crossover? I think her relationship with the bots could be really interesting. She’s essentially the same as human Twilight but is more confident in herself. (I have a head cannon that pony Twilight is actually taller than all of the girls and the only reason why she was the same height as everyone in the movies is because she hadn’t fully developed her princess magic yet). I also like to think that she gave her other self a magical book so that they can communicate because I mean cmon, they are both magical and science nerds. Pony Twilight managed to open up a portal between dimensions with both magic and science. Human Twilight had to have been frothing at the mouth to be able to talk to her and was probably hogging Sunset’s book to talk to her. I also feel like pony Twilight would really want to study and make sure the girls are alright in the transformers form. They are her friends after all and while it’s been a long time since she’s seen them in person, she still cares about them. (Sorry for the rambling but I’ve low key been thinking about this since the first book and I’ve only been able to string my thoughts together coherently and I want to hear your thoughts about this!)

It’s actually pretty funny because I’ve been asked this question multiple times before. I tried to keep my answers vague to avoid spoilers, but I guess now is finally the time to spill a little more.

So yes, pony Twilight will make an appearance towards the end of the current 3rd book! And she won’t be alone, there will be some other familiar faces showing up as well (but I’m not revealing who just yet, gotta keep some surprises!).

Pony Twilight means so much to me as a character and I absolutely want to give her the attention she deserves. While her role in this book might not be huge, I promise she’ll have more moments to shine in the future!

!Spoilers below!

Working on a new outfit design heheee