#cmon 2024

[hecateisalesbian]

[semiotomatics]

ive got a pair of ankle braces coming tomorrow (!!) and im SO excited and really hope they help bc im lying in bed and my ankle is THROBBING and idk if its from walking today or bc of smth i did after i got home or what but i want it to STOP 😭😭😭

[unwri-ten]

Based off of a conversation I had with an irl

[francisco-castle]

me everytime I read words like "reader blushed pink" in a fanfic

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 14: incorrect quote!!

Did do this one right just simply wanted to redraw this meme finally LMFAO

[ceruleanharley]

baby lasagna tonight

[lemon-snickety]

i was at the end of menstruation when i went to see wicked and i skipped the follicular phase and went straight to ovulation as soon as jeff goldblum started singing

i am in love with this man and he is the only thing keeping me from being a lesbian

[leftneb]

to me the thing that matters most in the whole "who deserved to win" debate is the fact that Lando's leading position was entirely due to the team strategy. it was not Lando who got the lead, just like how Oscar didn't do anything to lose his position. frankly it's unfortunate that Oscar's mistake while in P2 didn't matter, if mclaren hadn't put them both in undeserved positions it might have even affected the race, it might have lead to an exciting battle towards the end. what actually happened is Oscar's first win nearly got torn from his hands by a shit strategy call meanwhile Lando got guilttripped out of whatever (false) hope he had for a victory. if it was two different teams battling with strategy it would be different but currently mclaren need to step the FUCK up and not let this happen ever again. don't let Oscar's win get overshadowed by this, being put in a situation so shit you have to apologize for winning is something I don't want to see ever fucking again I'm just glad Lando is (altough characteristically self-deprecating) handling the aftermath fairly and mclaren can count themselves fucking lucky that their drivers actually like each other. fucking hell that race was entertaining tho

[liquidpaperfoundation]

Death Note fan artists don't make L unsettling enough. He needs to look screwed up. Like a refugee from a Tim Burton film. Like a pretty boy that died and was resurrected and came back Wrong.

[likedbycheri]

soooo

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did charles get a penalty for swearing or-

[honeygrahambitch]

This is the funniest shit.

[beabnormal24]

I, of course, do not know the rule book by heart, and although I understand that 10 seconds stop and go penalty is required for not respecting a double yellow flag, I am not too sure the same penalty applies for a

Green-yellow-yellow-green-blue-green-red-rainbow-white-meatball-blue-purple-orange-pink-yellow-green flag

You know what I mean?

[svnflowermoon]

btw please block me if you feel the need to gatekeep the queer community. cishet aspecs ARE valid and they ARE queer. the "they don't experience discrimination" argument is possibly the most stupid thing i have ever heard because aspecs experience insane levels discrimination and people are extremely dismissive of them. we our more than our suffering. our community is not yours to gatekeep it isn't fair to invalidate people's queer identities just because you can't fit them in your stupid little box of specific labels.

[starridge]

Fun fact back in 2016 there WAS a Steven universe au for gravity falls that was very popular. Take 2 guesses what ship it was

oh believe me. i know. /lh

[mr-malumm]

Cringetober day 9: childhood video game!!!!!

I loved pajama sam and freddi fish so so much its insane

[ak-47-666]

I JUST GOT AN IDEA

Where was that one motherfucker who had that ballet au Feydpaul idea

Cause listen- what if they perform Frankenstein.

Feyd is the monster, Paul is Frankenstein.

Someone tag them I beg you.

Listen Im not gonna use this idea, so you have to. Do it. Take my ldeas. TAKE EM.

Edit : WE FOUND OUT WHO IT IS IT WAS @/amethystmercury