#cmakars

[sergeifyodorov]

I mean to be honest im here to have fun and part of that is definitely going My Guys are better than Your Guys but sometimes I see other My Guys opinions and I'm like. I cannot be here. I cannot stand this. To Clarify this is not about going "I like my guys better" that is NOT what this is about we all have men who are Okay that we would defend as if we were Marty McSorley and he were Gretzky himself. This is about when I see people saying that active twenty somethings not named Connor McDavid are better than AM34

[19871997]

the fun thing about the playoffs is one day theres exclusively games concerning teams i couldnt differentiate from a kraft single and the next is all the games are with players ive enjoyed reading about being rawed by their teammates and i end up getting stressed both days

[mrsensitive]

mtkachuk/tzegras vs qhughes reactions to exploding golf ball…. things to analyse and ponder and ruminate on… if anyone would like to join……

[p-antalons]

afox and cmakar both being highly successful nhl dmen who majored in psychology, attended a university in mass, and have two norris nominations in four seasons with their respective nhl teams is interesting. hmmm

[jangofctts]

well i’m back on my bullshit jfc but oh well let’s start w zemo on his knees like what a fucking picture he is looking at u w tear filled eyes wanting and needing to b touched he’s been so good and begs so prettily for u to do anything to him and being the kind person u r u oblige and run the back of your fingers down his cheeks to his throat and taking ur time toying with his nipple and ghosting over his stomach and cock until u tug on his balls making him mewl bc thank the gods u were finally touching him and he really was being v good for u not moving too much and letting u toy w him how u see fit so ig u have to be nice and reward him or something 🙄🙄🙄 not like he wasn’t being a brat earlier and teasing u at sharon’s party thing when u were trying to b professional 🙄🙄 so u take pity on the pretty boy at ur feet and haul him onto the bed laying him on his back reminding him not to touch himself or u (u gotta have some control or he’ll have an inch and take a mile) while slicking him up with some lube so u can take him slowly, inch by torturous inch, until ur hips meet his and a few more tears fall from his eyes like zemo could easily flip the two of u and take what he needs while pleasing u but where’s the fun in that? where’s the challenge?? u finally start moving ur hips rocking ever so gently just to tease him further (he deserves it ngl) and zemo can't help but whine as you tell him how pretty is while u pick up the pace bc "my pretty baby deserves a little reward" since he's "so good when he knows his place" aka beneath u making u cum hasjdkhajdk and at this point he is just soaking in the praise, letting u use him, looking up at u like u hang the stars each night and it's not like he doesn't do that on a daily basis but when he's putty in ur hands it's even better like u both love this back and forth y'all have and u knew once u put him on his knees u were gonna b in for it the next time u two were alone so him tying ur hands behind ur back and teasing u to no end was no surprise but he decided that his nimble hands wouldn’t suffice for tonight and he got the toys out to destroy u w hmmm maybe u should've 'rewarded' him more or maybe not,,,,,,,,, (uni may have killed me but whorny marvel times resurrected me)

damn i

i dint even KNOW WHAT TO SAY BC THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD AND DELICIOUS AND WILL OCCUPY MY ENTIRE MIND FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT SHEKDBDN

[jango-fettish]

i hate that george lucas said mundi can legally fuck like i didn’t need to know this about dildo head

his people deserve to die off just for having dildo heads.

[matskreider-blog]

@cmakars asked: why do we love old men who then retire like wtf

because hockey is a cruel mistress and we all forgot our safeword

[happer08]

SOFT NIGHT BEST NIGHT HELLO WHEN will cale makar let me put sunscreen on his pale ass back and kiss all the lil freckles on his shoulders (idk that he actually has them but in my heart he does)

HELLO THE FRECKLES. that boy is PALE PALE!! "you need sunscreen" "no im fine" "cale you need sunscreen, you are so pale you'll burn immediately" just sighing and sitting between your legs so you can put a THICK layer on. (also yes he absolutely has freckles on his shoulders and the tanner he gets the more show up)

[allie-mcginn]

Cale Makar is an ICON

[meganiumgender]

idk if you've seen this but i just found the best playlist ever on youtube youtu. be/6FAPxrel144

djksgbgjdksgjk this only sent one video but THANK U,,, i love and miss him

[cmakars]

andreivasileskiy ➡️cmakars

[asunsetgrace16]

✧ 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛⎥𝗡𝗠29

Pairing: Nathan MacKinnon x fem!childhood friend!reader

Summary: Nate hard launches your relationship on Instagram and gets shit from the guys about how long it took for you two to get together.

Warnings: swearing, Cale will always be the baby

Notes: Sorry I went a little overboard on the comments. Enjoy

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mikko Ha! You all owe me a hundred bucks now.

nate.mackinnon Did you seriously bet on when we'd get together??

mikko Yup, and I won

nate.mackinnon 🙄

yourusername 🤣

zachparise_ For the record I was never part of this

natesmom Thank god! I was beginning to think my son was an idiot. Y/N, sweetie, call me

nate.mackinnon MOM

natesmom What? It's true. You've loved her for far too long and not done anything about it. At least you pulled your head out of your ass to give me an amazing daughter

yourusername 🥰 Love you, mom

nate.nackinnon 🤦‍♂️

rosscolton He even used a Taylor lyric for the caption. He's really really in love now

jodrouin He always has been. Never shut up about her growing up

sidneycrosby It's true. Every other phone call he talks about how in love he is with her. I call best man dibs

jodrouin how dare you take that from me?? 😭

_gabelandy Fucking finally. Thank you Y/N for knocking some sense into him

nate.mackinnon Ok guys, I think we get it

yourusername 🫡

nate.mackinnon Are you seriously on their side in this

yourusername There wouldn't be sides if you told me how you felt six years ago

nate.mackinnon haha 🙄 I'll see you at home

mileswoody 😳

cmakar YAYY!!! Y/N you're my favourite person. Now Nate won't be grumpy all the time

yourusername Thanks Cale!!! You're my favourite too btw

nate.mackinnon I thought I was your favourite person?

cmakar Have you met your girlfriend?

nate.mackinnon I'm still gonna be grumpy

yourusername See how you feel tomorrow morning 😉

mileswoody WHOA WHOA WHOA There are children present. Cale, Jean-Luc, cover your ears

yourusername They are both over 20, Miles. You are just old

cmakar I'm 26 and engaged, man

[jangofctts]

hey if we’re being horny already i put this on the table: boba having u sit on his lap, ur back to his chest, bouncing on his cock while in front of a mirror and he’s just nonstop talking about “how pretty u look stretched out on my cock” or that “u should let all those noises out” bc he wants to know how good he feels or “look at ur stomach just bulging w my dick” while he’s stroking over it like this man doesn’t know how to shut up especially when ur blushing head to toe (the worst combo of horny and embarrassed and he knows it) in front of this mirror rip in pieces

boba gets off a bit on embarrassing you and it shows rhkdbd

ALSO THIS THOT SNATCHED MY WIG EHSKSN

[jangofctts]

ur gonna tell me that anakin and luke’s robotic hands can feel shit but mauls dick can’t????

bestie i dont wanna think about this no mo

[jangofctts]

i just wanna *insert oh how the tables have turned jonas brothers vine* jango like tie HIM to the bed, suck on HIS titties, tease the shit out of HIM, like ride him nice and slow while he’s being all pouty bc he wants to rail u but he can’t get a good footing since he’s all tied up lol and ur just running ur nails up and down his sides and arms telling him how good he feels and how well he fills u up maybe nipping at his neck leaving a trace of u everywhere u can before the fun really starts and u start bouncing on his dick like ur life depends on it rip in pieces jango u bout to nut so hard u won’t b the same again

WHAT THE FUCK hOW IS YOUR BRAIN SO POWERFUL I

[jangofctts]

new thot: sam fucking u while u fuck bucky... i am whore

oH FUCK YES. that’s deliciOUS