#clyde mm

[connievalentine]

obsessed with making these now (3/?)

[lref-incorrect-quotes]

Wallace: What's up? Clyde: I just saw Kaz put four pounds of sugar into our washing machine and tell me he was making cotton candy Wallace: Did it work? Clyde: Clyde: NO!

[buysomecheese]

Y’all ever spend.. 2+ hours consuming fan content for a ship for a show you Refuse to watch?

Anyways Tweek and Craig are so cute together and they love each other

[lab-trash]

Okay, so I recently reblogged a post about Chase wearing glasses, and of course, as a resident Kaz-lover, I just have to pitch the idea of Kaz needing glasses.

Like, he has a million fuckin siblings, what are the chances that his parents ever made the time to take him to an optometrist. I understand yall want glasses!chase for the simping stuff, but I want glasses!kaz for logistical reasons.

And also because Chase would find it cute, but yknow shut up

Also, I think the funniest part about this is Copy Kaz, that episode where Clyde disguises himself as Kaz to sneak into mighty med, because that means one of two things. 1) Either Kaz used to have glasses and he would've been asked when he got new ones, or 2) Kaz is currently supposed to wear glasses, but because he never does, it'd be more suspicious for this glasses-wearer to be wearing glasses.

Which would be particularly funny if Oliver kept making him wear his glasses while they studied, so he wouldn't lose his fricken mind, and when running into Caz, he's like "dude, where did your glasses go," and Clyde panicks, "I told you to wear them until we take the test, you're gonna strain your eyes!" And Clyde learns that he could've been wearing his glasses this whole damn time.

[howdyneighborr]

// the ai generator would NOT give cartman the soulless funko eyes 👁👁 //

[tabl3]

i fucking deleted the og post by accident lmaoooo

anyway, finished it :) silly dumb show that I like

[and-so-he-rambled]

Mighty Med Incorrect quotes pt 1

Kaz: I never want to get married, I’ll end up boring like Wallace and Clyde!

Oliver: ….

Oliver: Kaz, Wallace and Clyde are brothers.

Kaz: No way!

Oliver: Twin brothers. Identical twins.

Kaz: They look nothing alike!

Oliver: They look exactly alike! You mix them up all the time.

Kaz: I mix everyone up all the time! Ask Chase! *points*

Oliver: Kaz that’s Bree.

[bookstattoosandtea]

Series Tour & Giveaway: Love At Lake Clyde by Aiden Ainslie!

Series Tour & Giveaway: Love At Lake Clyde By Aiden Ainslie Book 1: King Of The Mountain Love at Lake Clyde Series, Book 1 American cycling sensation and heartthrob Clifford Du Frey is riding the wave of success. Brand Du Frey is a multi-million-dollar business, and during the Tour de France, Clifford is mobbed by fans wherever he goes. The superstar must focus on winning the Tour de France and…

[nell-le]

Download a Sim N3: MM Male Adult Sim

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[p1nkprincess444]

⋆.˚✆ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟs {ᴇʟᴇᴄᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ} ✆˚.⋆

female!reader x clyde

word count: 517

contents: 18+, phone sex

You and Clyde had been going out for sometime now. You both had been sneaking around. You hadn’t really done anything more than kiss one another, until you got a call in the middle of the night. 

“ Mm- hello..? ” My voice was groggy as the phone ringing woke me from a deep sleep.

“ Shit- did I- wake you, I just can’t sleep-.”

I could hear the breathiness of his voice followed by the soft sound of skin hitting skin. “ Clyde- why can’t you sleep, ” my words were gentle and followed by a yawn.

“ Fuck Y/n/n- I just needed to hear you, ” small moans interupted his sentence as he sped up his movements.

As I began to become more awake it became obvious what Clyde was doing. Clyde was touching himself to my voice. “ Clyde are you touchin’ yourself right now? ”

Clyde’s cheeks heated up and a pink tint covered as he realized he’d been caught. “Yes- mm’ sorry baby.. ” 

A blush crept on to my cheeks as I thought of Clyde touching himself to the thought of me. “ I- I’m not upset baby, ” my hands were trailing down to my panties as I listened to his quiet gentle voice while he apologized. “ I wanna see you, ” my voice grew needier as my fingers rubbed slow circles on my clit.

“ You want to see me baby, ” his hand began to move up and down his shaft faster as he let out soft moans.

“ Please- just let me see you- please, ” I was practically whining into the phone as my fingers pushed into my needy cunt. I moved my phone away from my ear as I propped it up on a pillow before I switched on my camera.

Clyde’s eyes immediately locked on his phone screen as he watched your fingers pump in and out of your cunt. Clyde quickly turned on his camera, his hands fumbling as he tried to prop it up. You watched as your screen was displaying Clyde stroking his cock while his hips bucked up into his hand.  Your movements matched the speed of his hand while you moaned in unisom. Clyde’s eyes were glued on the screen as he watched your back arch as you curled your fingers, hitting the perfect spot inside yourself.  

“ Baby- you gonna’ cum for me? Gonna’ cum all over those pretty fingers for me, ” his movements grew more desperate as he neared his high. 

You moaned Clyde’s name over and over like a mantra as you began to come undone, you felt your cunt squeeze your finger as you came around them. Clyde’s high followed soon after as his cum spurted from his cock covering his hand as he stroked himself slowly. Once he pulled his hand away his shaft was glistening with his cum. You both cleaned yourself off as you got comfortable in your beds. 

“ Can we stay on the phone, ” Clyde asked a bit hesitantly thinking you’d say no. 

You nodded in response as you looked at him through the screen. You both fell asleep together as you felt the drowsiness from coming down from your highs.

{ꔫ just a little blurb ꔫ}

[mrs-gucci]

Fireside

{ clyde logan x female reader }

anon

A fun sexy bonfire would be fun, maybe with some exhibitionism thrown in? With Flip or Clyde or anyone you think please! :D

warnings. SMUT (18+ ONLY), slight exhibitionism (high risk of being caught), oral sex (m recieving), light dirty talk, cum in mouth.

word count: 1.19k

★ written for sextember 2023 ★

** CLICKING “KEEP READING” MEANS YOU UNDERSTAND & ACKNOWLEDGE ALL OF THE WARNINGS LISTED ABOVE AND ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, YOUR CONTENT CONSUMPTION IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. MINORS DNI. **

collage by me :)

When Jimmy and Mellie extended an invitation to you for the Logan family annual camping trip, you were honored. You and Clyde have only been dating for about four months, but everyone agrees that you two have something really special.

So when the day rolls around, you and Clyde pack up the car and drive up to the campsite. Everyone's already there when you arrive, considering you two got a bit of a late start due to...special circumstances, aka you two being unable to keep your hands off each other.

Clyde insists on setting up the tent while you sit with the family and start getting to know everyone. It's immediately clear that you fit right in with everyone and soon enough, you've got some hot apple cider in-hand and you're cracking jokes with the group.

Soon the sky turns from blue to orange and the Logan boys begin building the campfire while everyone else gets things ready for dinner. Once it's cooked, the lively conversation continues well into the night, with plenty of laughs and stories shared between everyone.

Most of the family ends up back in their tents by ten, but you, Clyde, Jimmy and Mellie continue chatting for a bit longer. For some reason, you're starting to get really touchy. Because you're looking at Clyde in the yellow glow of the fire and he's just looking so, so handsome...

He looks over at you when he seemingly catches onto your mood, offering you a small but knowing smile. The cool metal on his prosthetic hand comes to rest on your thigh as Mellie and Jimmy start to wind down for the night.

As soon as they're in their tents, you're leaning over and pulling him in for a kiss. He chuckles against your lips, flesh hand resting on the side of your face.

"What's up with ya tonight?" he asks when you pull back slightly to catch your breath. "Don't think I didn't notice your wanderin' eyes. now."

You smile, looking up at him. "I just think you look very handsome this evening."

"Handsome, huh?" His eyebrows raise slightly as he gives you another kiss. "'n that's all that's got you all riled up? You ain't thinkin' about anything else?"

Your smile widens to a not-so-subtle grin.

"I mean, I had a few other thoughts..." you hum, getting up and climbing onto his lap. "Like what we did this morning."

Clyde hums, his hand resting on your hip, stroking your clothed skin gently.

"Oh yeah? What've ya been thinkin' about in particular?"

You kiss him deeply, then let your lips fall to his jaw, then his neck and throat, mouthing and nipping gently along the way.

"Thought about how good your mouth felt on me, how fucking good you are at eating my pussy," you hum. "Aaaand I thought about how lucky I am that I'm the only one who gets to take your big, thick dick inside of me. Mm, and finally, I thought about how I never got to repay you for making me feel so good."

He lets out a shaky breath as you slide down onto your knees in front of him, hands smoothing over his thighs. Clyde looks around at the tents, then back down at you.

"Honey, I dunno if we s-should..."

You lean in and press a very gentle kiss to the forming bulge around his crotch, your warm breath wafting over his crotch. "I mean, I can stop if you want me to. But everyone's asleep, baby, and you know I can make it quick."

His nostrils flare and his jaw clenches slightly as he tries to keep himself mostly composed. He brings his hand around to cradle the back of your head, gently pushing you down, indicating that he'd like you to continue.

Your lips turn up in a small smirk as your hands make quick work of his pants, pushing them down enough to be able to pull his length out.

The air is starting to get a bit chilly, but the fire crackling behind you helps. You hum, wrapping your lips around his tip, teasing his head before sinking down further and beginning to suck him off. Clyde grunts softly, hips rocking up instinctively and fingers tightening slightly in your hair.

"Mmm, Christ," he groans quietly, looking down at you as you bob up and down on him. "Lookit you, my p-pretty girl, mm, makin' me feel fuckin' amazing..."

You smile around him, then begin to go a bit faster, earning you a low groan from above, which only spurs you on more. Clyde's having a very hard time keeping quiet and finds himself looking around every time he makes a noise, making sure he didn't clue any of his family in to what's going on.

There's something so nerve-wracking but incredibly thrilling about this, getting a blowjob out in the open, with some of his family members sleeping only a few hundred yards away. Luckily, deep sleeping runs in the Logan family, so he's pretty confident that no one will catch you two.

And there's also the fact that he's incredibly, incredibly close to orgasm and it's only been a couple minutes. You just really know how to push all the right buttons.

"Oh honey, i-if you keep this up, I ain't gonna last much longer," he breathes. "Mm, you're too fuckin' good at this."

You pull off for a second and replace your mouth with your hand, looking up at him as you briefly catch your breath.

"You can move, baby," you breathe. "Use my mouth, I want you to cum."

Clyde growls softly and holds your head firmly in place as his hips begin to thrust up into your mouth. He loves when you let him take control, he loves that you trust him enough to let him do this.

"I'm gonna cum," he says quickly, breathing heavily through his nose, lips pursed as he frantically pushes you down and thrusts up at the same time. "Ohhhh I'm gonna cu--"

His orgasm suddenly hits and he lets out a long, low groan, hips jerking slightly with each spurt of cum. He makes sure you take every last drop you've earned from him before letting you go, leaning back in his chair to catch his breath for a moment.

You wipe your mouth with the back of your hand and catch your breath before standing up again. Clyde quickly tucks himself away, then pulls you onto his lap again, kissing you deeply, sighing at the taste of his cum lingering in your mouth.

"Fuck, darlin', you're incredible," he says in between kisses. "I...I love ya."

Your eyes widen and you pull back, looking down at him. That's the first time he's ever said it to you. You smile widely, then take his face in your hands, thumb swiping across his cheekbone.

"I love you too Clyde."

He grins from ear to ear, then kisses you again, continuing to do so for a few minutes before the two of you put out the fire and head back to your tent.

****

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[sorrel-leaf-vespers]

Good [timezone] DoaI Sitcom AU Tumblr, have some Simon (recommend you read this post beforehand if you want context!

Alex had found a way to climb up to the roof of the house near the barn. They had been sitting up there all night, using the moonlight to try to jot down their asylum-raid plan. Clyde was getting more restless by the day, worried sick about Winfrey. Alex knew they had to get Winfrey out of the asylum soon. It might have been the only way to keep Clyde from charging headfirst into a fight they might not have been able to win. Alex didn’t doubt its abilities, but one Veldigun against countless caretakers was a fight they didn’t want to risk. 

There was also the issue of Alex’s Veldigun sickness. They had noticed their fingers had started developing stripes similar to those on Clyde, Simon, and Flock. They had started having some back pain, maybe from where spines would start to grow in. They were starting to get more energetic at night and lethargic during the day. Other than that, there had been no negative side effects, miraculously. They had already discussed things with the other three- er, two, since it wasn't like the Flock could contribute much to the discussions. It was an oddity. The working theory was that Alex’s prolonged exposure to Clyde had made them immune to the side effects. There was no way to prove it, but it was enough of an explanation for Alex.

“What are you doing?” someone asked.

Alex turned around. Simon was climbing onto the roof. “Oh. Hi, Simon. I’m working on the breakout plan.”

Simon looked over Alex’s shoulder at the notebook. “Mm. I see.”

“Are you still sure you don’t want to come?”

“Even if they are caretakers, I don’t want to risk hurting a human.”

Alex nodded. “You know, I don’t know too much about you, despite the fact that I’ve been in your barn for a while. What’s your story?”

“My… story?” Simon chuckled nervously. “Well, what do you want to know?”

“Mostly about you. Why do you wear the costume?”

Simon stared at Alex for a few moments, then sighed and sat down next to them. “Well… you know what Veldigun look like. Most humans find them intimidating. Terrifying. The costume makes me more approachable. I can hide in plain sight. There are a few more... personal reasons... but it’s how I’ve been able to learn so much about humans.”

“Why do you want to study them?”

“The same reason you want to study Veldigun. They’re a fascinating species, and I want to learn all I can about them in order to understand and coexist with them. I’m vehemently against harming them, as you know.”

“Why is that?”

Simon went silent. “... I regret doing so.”

“You what?”

“There’s a question I’ve been dodging since we met. I…” Simon heaved a sigh. “Hell. You remember when Clyde called me a hypocrite?”

Alex nodded.

“It sees me as such because I did originally target humans. In my earlier days, I was wandering through these woods, starving and alone. I came across this house and this barn. I thought maybe I could use this place for shelter. It was the middle of the night, so I felt safe. I snuck into the house and started exploring. I went upstairs, and I found…” Simon’s posture shifted, making him appear much smaller. “There was a young boy in one of the bedrooms. I was young and inexperienced, and naive and foolish as all Hell, and… God, this is going to be hard for me to say…”

“You killed him?”

Simon nodded. “I didn’t fully understand the consequences of my actions back then. I was starving, and I just… without a second thought, he was gone. In the next room, I found his parents, and… they suffered the same fate.” Simon wrapped his arms around himself. “I was content for a bit, but then I got to delve into their minds, as you can figure. What I discovered about them was not what I expected. These were unique creatures, with complex lives and fascinating experiences. They were curious, perceptive, intuitive. They were… a lot like us. Like Veldigun. I immediately began to regret what I had done. I saw that humans needed to be protected. I swore off hurting any more. That’s also why I decided to settle on this farm. So their minds can remain here for as long as I can allow.”

Alex didn’t say anything. What could they even say? Simon very clearly regretted what he had done, treating it like a genuine mistake. He clearly loved humans. “So is that why Clyde called you a hypocrite and treats you like a rival?”

Simon was silent for a few moments, then nodded. “It sees humans as nothing but a food source. Though, with you entering the picture, I wonder if its perception has changed. If there’s one thing that Clyde is motivated by, it’s food. Maybe giving it a pre-prepared meal and a source of shelter got you on its good side. That is what you wanted, no?” Simon chuckled a little. “I am the protector of humanity, and Clyde is its adversary. I’ve accepted it at this point.”

“What about Winfrey? Clyde has refused to talk about them in detail, but Winfrey seems to be a pretty big motivator.”

“Winfrey?” Simon glanced around at the surroundings. “I feel bad talking about Clyde behind its back, but… yes, I suppose that Winfrey would also be a big motivator for Clyde to take action.”

“Are they close?”

“You could say that. They’re… I suppose there’s no other way to say it. They’re romantically involved.”

Alex almost fell off the roof. “They’re WHAT?”

“Yes. Winfrey is the most important person in the world to Clyde. No doubt if it didn’t have you to restrain it, it would have raided the Asylum already. And to be honest, I think we should stop the discussion there. If Clyde doesn’t want to talk about it, it may not appreciate me disclosing this information.” Simon paused. “Although, as much as Clyde and I may bicker, thank you for keeping it safe.”

“It’s no problem.” Alex turned back to their notebook. The stakes had just been raised.

Simon stood up and stretched inside his costume. “The sun is coming up. I think I’ll go wrangle the Flock and get it inside to sleep.”

“Seeya.”

“I’ll report back soon.”

Simon slid off the roof and down into the house. Alex leaned back. Wow. What an evening full of discoveries that made this mission even more important.

[milalovesmatt]

hii😁

warnings: smut,public sex,male oral,getting caught

pairing:kenny mccormic x reader/y/n

i can see you.

you were in a pretty good mood today at school, nobody knew why but you just were🤷‍♀️ sooo that means u were extra nice to everyone anddd kenny noticed that and got super jealous🫣

“hi kenny!!” “hey, what’s up with u” “what do u mean babe” “u just seem pretty happy today talking to clyde” “kenny, its not like that” “mhmm” he says as you give him a glare. soon the bell rings and you two are off to class!

during class he sends you a text somthing like this

you were speechless, you didn’t know what to say so you just went to the bathroom and then kenny soon followed

“hello love” “i hate u sm” “ily” “lets just get this over with” you say as you get down on your knees.

he tangles his fingers in your hair as you lick the tip of his cock, soon you fully take him in your mouth “y/nnn~” then you take your mouth off of it and say “be quiet or else no bj” “fineee” you then take him in your mouth again and move your hand down to circle your clit and suck harder. his grunts and thrusts motivate you to go faster. your moans vibrate on his tip and hes griping your hair but it’s honestly a turn on. you teo were about to reach your orgasms until wendy testiburger walks in the bathroom..

“y/n? are you in here? ms choksondik wants yiu back in the classroom!” “mm~ uh yeah wendy sorry! its just cramps yk” “ohh i get it, uhh do you know where kenny is?” little does wendy know hes in your stall but you weren’t gonna expose you two, “uhh no i saw him going down stairs!” “oh okay!” then, wendy leaves the bathroom “phew we almost got caught!” “yeah but you gotta get out of here before wendy comes back upstairs!” “oh yeah” “hurry!🙄” “im sorry😭”

[pilabutsp]

UNTITLED STENDYLE COMIC - PART 3.5

EXTRA III: Craig Knows Stuff 2.

On this occasion, we follow Craig's gang, who are at a sleepover at Tolkien's place.

Like a group of girl teenagers, they are gossiping about all their classmates until the focus falls on…

Clyde: Have you seen The Golden Trio today? They were sitting together on a bench at the park?!

Tweek: Are we really surprised tho? They’ve been joined at the hip lately. 

Jimmy: Kyle is su-su-such a thi-thh-third wheel! I-It is a bit sad at th-thi-this point!

Clyde: For real! He is not going to get any bitches if he does not leave them alone! Aren't they tired of him?

Tweek: UGH, and you haven't see them at the shop dude.

Clyde: We gotta go find him a girlfriend! Help the little dude.

Tolkien: Or a boyfriend! He is Bisexual.

Jimmy: Da-damn, nobody wants him f-for real.

Craig: You are all sooo blind.

Tweek: ARHG! Not this again!

Clyde: Not what again?

Tweek: Craig has this stupid theory-

Craig: It's not stupid! And I'm totally right let me tell you.

Tweek: You don't even have proof!

Craig: I don't need proof! Just look at them!

Tolkien: Hey! Dads! Chill out! You keep arguing and you haven’t even told us the theory yet!

Tweek: Craig thinks they are all dating! All three! Together!

Craig: Thank you for letting me talk, honey.

Silence

Clyde: Naah

Jimmy: I don't th-think so.

Craig: woah, how can all three of you be so blind.. whatever I know I’m right. 

Tolkien: I mean! I know where you’re coming from but...

Tweek: but what?

Tolkien: I still talk with Kyle sometimes, He did mention being in a sorta situationship at the moment but I haven't thought too much about it.

Craig: And you are telling this now? This is perfect.

Tweek: Ugh god, Craig he could be with anyone.

Craig: But at what time? Huh? You said they all stick together, all the time.. How can Kyle see anyone else, honey?

Clyde: He does have a point! But I have my own theory now!

Jimmy: We-welp, what is it?

Clyde: Kyle is totally a house wrecker.

Tolkien: Home wrecker. 

Clyde: Yeah.. yeah.. whatever.. house, home.. he’s a wrecker. 

Craig: oh my god that is so stupid.

Tolkien: but with who?

Jimmy: He is t-totally with Stan.

Clyde: Have you seen how Wends and Kyle act around each other? It's totally with he-them! 

Tolkien: It could be either of them.

Craig: Ok, Ok, GUYS, you are totally proving my point in a WHOLE different way. Would you rather believe they are cheating on each other? Instead of believing all three are dating?

Tweek: Ack- we shouldn't even be talking about this! This is literally what we've been through before!

Jimmy: I-It is more common that t-they are cheating... We-we live in a s-ss-small t-t-town!

Clyde: I guess South Park is woke, but THAT woke? Have you ever heard of a couple of three people before? and here?

Tolkien: Well, those couples are called Poly, but yeah, I don't think I've seen a poly couple in this town.

Craig: I'm so confident about this, I'll even bet money on them, here! A hundred dollars.

Tweek: You are going to lose a hundred dollars thanks to Kyle and Stan? Again?

Craig: That time it was all four of them, and I'm not losing money, I'm going to be fucking rich, who is in?

Jimmy: I-I'll bet Kyle is with Stan!

Clyde: And I'll bet he is with Wends!

Tolkien: I'll just bet they are friends and that's it.

Tweek: Mm.. I’ll bet with Tolkien. Anyways, whatever, if I lose my money, I'm getting it back when those three go for coffee again.

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[lab-trash]

You can't tell me that Neo Cortex isn't like... the weird uncle. Like, obviously you got Techertz as Kaz's dads, you got Solar Radiation as Oliver's moms, and then there's Neo Cortex as their weird uncle. Wallace and Clyde are those cousins that are older than you, if that makes sense?

[rynwritesstuff]

Hi can I please request the pulling them into their lap prompt with Clyde? I love your writing

Thank you, anon! I hope you enjoy this :)

Clyde Logan x Reader

Contains: Sleepy cuddling, Clyde being a cutie

Word Count: 390

Summary: You and Clyde enjoy a relaxing evening at home.

It’s a cool summer night in West Virginia, and you and your husband are watching TV with the windows open and candles burning on the mantle. It’s nearly fall, and the seasons have begun to transition ever so slightly. Dropping temperatures, Autumn collections at Yankee Candle, and Halloween decor at the grocery stores have already started popping up. 

With fall and the holidays on the way, you and Clyde are getting as much rest as you can before the hectic months sneak up on you. His arm is wrapped around you, and you’re cuddled into his side as the smell of those fall candles fill the living room. 

“Ya fallin’ asleep on me, darlin’?” Clyde asks softly, not expecting an answer. You hum, shaking your head. 

“Not yet.”

He kisses the top of your head, his fingers running over the bare skin of your arm as you snuggle further into his solid, warm side. 

“Mm. Ya gettin’ tired?” Clyde asks before yawning. You laugh softly, looking up at him. “A bit. Are you?” 

Clyde smiles, then presses his lips against yours. 

“Mhm. Had a real long shift tonight.”

“Will you tell me about it?”

“What’s there to tell?” Clyde asks. 

“I don’t know. Were there any interesting customers tonight?” Clyde shakes his head. 

“‘Fraid not, darlin’. Nothin’ to report tonight.” 

You sigh, then look back at the TV. Clyde leans his head against yours, and the two of you sit just like that for a long while until he lets out a soft snore. You look up, and sure enough, your husband’s mouth is agape and his eyes are shut. Another snore comes from him, and you smile. 

“Handsome?” you say, nudging him. He wakes, then looks around. “Let’s head up to bed, hm?” 

Clyde shakes his head, then puts his hand on your hip and tugs you against him. You know what this means, so you climb into his lap carefully. “Let’s just stay like this for a while, darlin’,” Clyde says softly, already dozing off again. You kiss his pink lips, then wrap your arms around the back of his neck and rest your head on his shoulder, cozying up on top of him. 

“Alright, baby.” 

Clyde wraps his arm around your middle, then lets his hand rest on your back. You’re both asleep within five minutes.

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