#kyman fanfic

[drownedinlavender]

Just wanted to get it out there in case anyone was curious but I do not think Eric Cartman needs to be fixed in order to be shipped with anyone.

South Park is crazy. I'm not the type of fan to try to shoe horn real life morals into the content I consum. South Park is satire; it's messy, chaotic, and vulgar. I love all that all the characters are flawed and unpredictable and don't think any of them have to be "fixed."

Legitimately, my fic "Be Nice to Me" is NOT because I think Eric needs to be "fixed." It's just an obsession I developed after re-watching Tsst and the whole real estate debacle in succession back about 2 years ago. It's a "what-if" AU.

It's also self-indulgent teen angst and melodrama. Love teen angst and melodrama. I grew up watching South Park since I was in middle school and I wanted to write how I think some of the characters would handle the changes that come from growing older. The fear of change, the coming to terms with oneselves and our past actions.

So no, I don't like when people need to water down the characters in order to like them. Ultimately, it is just a show. They're not real people. None of it is real. They're all war criminals cardboard cut outs and I love them very much lol

[ashes-goin-down]

Jealous Kyle, my beloved... A short Kyman fic.

Who exactly is that guy Cartman's always on the phone with? Kyle has answers. Unfortunately this is how Stan and Kenny must learn that their friend is completely insane.

“...so now I’m not allowed at the ‘Kesha’s Career’-memorial site anymore.” Cartman finishes telling them about his Sunday afternoon. “But why was the queen of Denmark there?” Stan asks with mild interest and a mouth full of peas. “Because-” Cartman begins but is interrupted by the ringing of his phone. “Oh, that must be Lawrence!” Excitedly, he jumps up from his seat and quickly heads towards the hallway to take the call away from the noise of the cafeteria, leaving his three friends behind. Kyle briefly looks up from his English homework to watch him exit the room and rolls his eyes. “What do they have to talk about that’s so private?” Stan slightly frowns at him in confusion. “Well, you were the one who told him you’d break his phone if he didn’t stop talking on it at the lunch table.” “Yeah but”, Kyle waves him off with a dismissive noise, “you know.” Stan does not, in fact, know and neither does Kenny for that matter. However, neither are in the mood to spend another lunch period listening to one of Kyle’s tirades and so they decide not to ask for clarification. “Mhhmm mmh mm.” Kenny instead remarks. “Yeah, they talk like everyday now.” Stan agrees as he picks at his food, visibly uninvested in the topic but going along with it for the sake of small-talk. “Who even is that Lawrence-kid?” “They met in some online game.” Kyle explains somewhat absent-mindedly yet audibly annoyed, his eyes once again fixed on his homework. “His name is Lawrence Friedmann. He isn’t from South Park, though – he lives in a place called Crofton but goes to school in Norfolk because he’s part of some kind of gifted program there and he’s apparently kind of a big deal on their volleyball team.” Stan doesn’t say anything and Kyle notices that his dishes have stopped clinking. When he looks up his friend is raising an eyebrow at him in a confused expression. “What?” Kyle asks defensively. “How do you know all that?” Stan questions him perplexed. With a huff Kyle picks up his milk carton, shakes it around briefly and places it back down without drinking. “I had to make sure Cartman wasn’t, like, trying to make him eat his parents or something!” “So, what?” Stan attempts to piece the information together. “You stalked the guy’s social media to warn him?” Kyle frowns slightly. “He's really into conspiracy theories so he actually doesn’t really have any social media. Only a twitter account where all he does is retweet posts about the ‘Cornhuskers’.” Stan also frowns, visibly thinking. “Then how the hell do you know all that?” Biting his lips, Kyle concentrates on a particularly interesting sentence in his essay on the underlying themes of Hegelian determinism in ‘Young Sheldon’. “Kyle?” Stan insistently presses but he attempts to ignore his friend for a moment longer, deeply regretting having spoken up about this at all. “Kyle??” “He has no photos of himself online – no information whatsoever!” he eventually defends himself. “I even only found out his address by pulling an envelope from Cartman’s trash.” Stan stares at him in disbelief, visibly awaiting an explanation differing from the assumption that is forming in his head. When he’s certain that Kyle isn’t going to provide one, his eyes widen and he shouts: “You actually went to fucking Nebraska?!” Kyle urgently shushes him, quickly looking around to make sure that nobody is listening in on their conversation. He does not need Cartman to know that!

It’s a good thing that their table is routinely so loud during lunch that the other pupils don’t pay them any mind. Still, Kyle is thankful that Stan manages to calm himself down enough to lower his voice as he continues: “Isn’t Norfolk like ten hours from here? When did you even do that?” “Nine.” Kyle corrects him. “I went over the weekend when my parents had to take Ike to Ottawa for Canadian molting day. I took the Greyhound directly after school on Friday, stayed at the ‘Motel 6’ and was back by Sunday afternoon. It’s not a big deal!” He says the last sentence with much emphasis, as if it should suffice to end the conversation. Stan and Kenny make eye contact and a silent agreement that it actually is kind of a big deal. “So let me get this straight…” Stan turns his full attention back to Kyle and folds his hands on the table. “You rummaged through Cartman’s trash, drove a combined nineteen hours with the bus and spent a weekend alone in some shady motel just to tell some kid he likes to talk on the phone with that he’s a dick?” “I had to make sure that guy’s not actually a pedophile or a serial killer or something!” Kyle cries out, his voice the same volume he had admonished Stan for just a moment ago. “Wait, I thought you said you were worried about Cartman doing something to him, not the other way around.” Stan questions him.

Kyle looks at him silently, still frowning, and blinks a couple of times. “The point is-” he begins, scoffing as his eyes dart around the room. “If Cartman’s talking to strangers from the internet it’s our duty as his friends to care about his safety!” “I don’t.” Stan retorts bluntly. “Mmm hmm.” Kenny agrees. Kyle growls in frustration as he feels his face begin to heat up. “Yeah, well, it’s not my fault you two have no concept of common human decency!” he chides. “Dude, it’s Cartman. I’m sure even if the kid did turn out to be some kind of serial killer he’d be able to take care of it himself.” Stan takes a bite of his food and chews slowly before continuing with a full mouth: “Also, what are the odd that they’re both psychos?” Kyle grits his teeth. “Look, can we just drop it?!” “Mmmh mmmmhp mmph?” Kenny ignores his plea. “I didn’t… necessarily speak to him directly.” Kyle mumbles, avoiding his gaze. “You went all that way and then you didn’t even talk to the guy?” Stan asks baffled. “Then what did you do? Just watch him from the bushes all weekend?” Kyle doesn’t answer. “Kyle, what the fuck?!” Stan gestures his hands wildly. “I thought he might take it the wrong way if he knew some kid came all the way from Colorado just to tell him something!” Kyle attempts to justify himself. “You think?” Stan says dryly but his sarcasm gets ignored. “I left a letter in his mailbox instead.” “Mmmh mm?” Kenny asks curiously. Kyle awkwardly rubs a hand against his face, mumbling into his palm as he answers: “Mmmmmhm mphm mmmm…” “Mmh? Mph mm hhmm!” Kenny complains. “Yeah man, speak up.” Stan agrees. “We can’t understand you.” “It said...” he discloses through clenched teeth, “…‘Stay away from Eric Cartman if you know what’s good for you!’” “Mmmhmm.” Kenny states matter-of-factly with a slight shake of his head. Stan squints his eyes and presses his lips together tightly before speaking: “Kyle, I think-” “Shhh!” he shushes his best friend sharply as he spots Cartman making his way back to their table, then glares at both both boys across from him as he seriously urges them: “Don’t. Say. Anything.” They have no time to reply as Cartman is already plopping his ass back down onto the bench, causing the trays on the attached table to rattle. “Oh my God, you guys!” he exclaims enthusiastically, “Lawrence just told me the funniest-” “Nobody gives a shit about Lawrence!” Kyle interrupts him with unwarranted volume. Stan and Kenny exchange a wordless glance.

[kymanwithengel]

Fun fact(Kyman Redemption Fanfic/Au): When Kyle comes out as Pansexual to Sheila, Sheila thinks that being Pansexual is only having attraction to French people and that gets worse when Cartman(His boyfriend) says that his Grand grandfather was French and Craig says that Kyle shoves up baguettes up to his butt(which isnt real) and calls him Le Kyle.

[angel555angel555]

Chapter 5 of my Kyman fic is out! 🔞 So excited for this one. Here's a little preview :)

AO3 LINK HERE! Thank you so much for reading ❤️

[marshbarks]

When we met;

Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman 3 Chapters, 2,001 Words Rated T Fantasy AU (Starwort)

I couldn't believe it.

[all-fic-one]

Finally getting to some actual Kyman interaction here, as we set the stage for the Hunger Games tributes to be presented to the Capitol as products for consumption.

Rated E | TW: Graphic Violence (heed the content warnings) | 6/27 chapters | updating weekly on Saturdays

[artbycharles]

YES! Chapter 22 of my fic Breaking Walls is up!!! I'm really excited cause this chapter has been written for almost 11 months.

[imakelosingbets]

You wouldn’t last a day in my sick mind.

My head be full of enemies to lovers marriage aus with the kind of angst where they’re questioning if their partner really loves them… and they do.

[style-and-kyman]

❤️💚NEW KYMAN FIC IS OUT! 💚❤️

PLEASE BE AWARE! This is a darker story and includes some trigger warnings you might want to look at!

LINK TO FIC HERE

[things-stankyle-probably-said]

the way I so badly want to write a toxic style, kyman, k2 fanfic with hot boy summer kyle broflovski at the anti hero center based on this premise 🫣🫣🫣

[sadista-sensible]

Brave Lovers [AO3 skin]

Hi there! I made a Kyle/Cartman themed skin for all the Kyman shippers out there, it includes custom icons as well, I hope you like it!

Here's the code:

EDIT: Just fixed the announcement issue!

[drownedinlavender]

Nothing new, just revisiting my kyman fic, relearning how to write after not writing for so long akjsksnsmsjs. This is one of my favorite parts of this fic. I was SO excited to post it! I was so enamored by the idea of Kyman longing akjsksnsms

[fagtasticstuff]

Kyman Fic recommendations cause I'm a HUGE nerd: 

@undeserved-halo

Ok *clears throat and rolls out absurdly long list like i'm an announcer in medieval times or something* 

          Heavy Hitters:

Fake it Till You Make it-Mewtwos 

An Education (This ones my favorite) -hollycomb

If I Were Honest with You- creamdream98 (What a name)

The Chubby Tree House Club- libbywensday 

The Sun Always Rise- Libbywensday

Carrot and Tomato Soup- Orphan Acc

Devil town (Is Colder in the Summertime)- Shortstackedcheesecake96 

Put Out the Fire on Us- I_Already_Forgot

        Short an Fun Shit: 

I'm a Good Person- Rainbow Convection 

Kyle's Birthday Story- Vampiracy 

Playing House- Creatortan 

How NOT to "come out" to Your Mother- BookishTea 

Seriously- Orphan Acc

Honesty From a Liar- Grossalien 

My Heart On Mute- Shortstackedcheesecake96 

Bella Notte- Orphan Acc

[kymanwithengel]

FARTMAN LOOKS SO CURSED LMAOOOO

[angel555angel555]

chapter 4 of my kyman fic is out! 🔞 here's a little preview :)

thank you so much for reading!! kudos and comments very much appreciated <3

AO3 LINK HERE!

[reblogaloo]

Red Hands Chapter 5 Sneak Peek