#clutches pearls

[first-son-of-finwe]

[anon hate]

[tariah23]

Oh brother

[thisshadowwrites]

i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic

[chicagosfinest2021]

Sisters from the Motherland are so beautiful, I don't know why I even bother trying sometimes. . .

Mundari tribe, South Sudan. Photo Eric Lafforgue

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

[teaboot]

Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Yankee reactions to those leaked cut pokemon mythology stories is that it really shows that they don't have any folklore or culture

[magiclilybean-reblogs]

Oh nooooo we'll have more gays on the big gay website what will we DO?!?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I need the Destiel meme to explain to me what's going on with reddit and what is 196 in simple words

[marxistlesbianist]

Something to be said about how ironic it is that some people in the US celebrating the assassination still view the revolutionary justice of communist parties as evil. Like, killing billionaires is good but only when it’s disorganized.

Anyways, if you like the execution of an exploitative insurance CEO, then you’ll love the People’s Republic of China!

[demigods-posts]

satyrs serve as demigod protectors, of which their job is to provide safe passage to camp half-blood. which could very well mean that every camper is at least aware of the 'consensus' song!! i really hope the shows takes the opportunity to make it an ongoing joke throughout the series. just anytime anyone refers to a disagreement, a nearby camper will start clapping and singing off-key lmao

[butchsaint]

imagine being the most devout little freak nun in the world and you have to watch God have a threesome with two of your mean coworkers at the dinner table. that happened to my friend harrow nonagesimus

[nando161mando]

The pearl-clutching is real.

Know the difference

LMAO they are caving

[rugwurm]

[froglover7789]

every iteration of the doctor can be categorized into two categories: dyke and twink

[certainwizardlady]

Granny Button learns she’s near-sighted

[ethan-acfan]

My favorite thing in almost all timetravel fix-it desmond fics is when he casually mentions like "Oh, that guy is hot." And (depending on when he got sent back, I'm using ezio for this), ezio is like *gasp* "Did you just admit to... liking MEN?!" and desmond is just like "...we kill people Ezio😐. I think if they arrested me, it would be for the multiple acts of terriosm." It is so funny every time