#clownhat

[frankiescottage]

The funkiest Jesters around!!

It's cat hat time!!

These are available on the Depop store; Link in bio ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[dazzlesizzle]

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A playful and endearing design featuring a lion cub wearing a clown hat, trying to balance on a colorful circus ball. The design captures the adorable and humorous attempt of the little cub to perform as the "Circus King., this design is perfect for those who love a mix of cuteness and circus flair.

[enbymoomin]

Watching S2 E6 and

(Buck, Eddie, and Chimney helping Maddie move into her new apartment)

Maddie: He is so cute!

Buck: He has a kid tho.

Maddie: Wait, Chimney has a kid?

Buck: 😳?

YOU GUYS WERE NOT KIDDING, I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE EXAGGERATING EARLIER WITH THE BUDDIE BUT Y'ALL WERE SO RIGHT, THAT MAN HAS ALWAYS HAD ONE OF THE LIMPEST WRISTS ON THE SHOW

[seat-safety-switch]

"Get in the fucking car, loser. My name is Detective Tina Clownhater, I came from Upper Precinct, and we're going to the fucking circus. One of the clowns was found dead in among about 72 others stuffed into a tiny car, and we think it's Japanese."

"The car?"

"The clown."

I'd heard of Detective Clownhater before. Read some of her reports when they came around the inter-office mail. Circus division. She also did carnivals, which people think is the same thing, but really it isn't. As we rode in silence to the Carny District, I decided I wasn't going to like her. Mostly, it was because she still clung to an outmoded, indulgent, and inefficient mode of transportation known as the 2003 detective-issue Crown Victoria. My own City II Turbo would have been a much more enjoyable ride, but I didn't want to press the issue. Chief was already getting on my case about racking up the mileage per diem anyway.

Maybe I should introduce myself, too. My name is Archibald Shitpope, and I'm a detective for the city police. Every detective here specializes in something – they figured it was more efficient than having us all fight over the same books in detective school – and for me, my passion carried me to Japanese-made economy cars. You'd be surprised how often they crop up in my cases. This was going to be a bit outside of my remit, being a Japanese-made economy clown, but I'm a professional. I'd do the job.

I regretted that promise as soon as we stepped onto the crime scene. Besides the copious amount of blood and viscera thrown about the scene ("explosive decompression," explained Todd the CSI, in between Instagram updates of the most grotesque parts,) the clowns had been stuffed into a Fiat. An Italian-made shitbox. It's amazing they weren't burned alive. From what we could tell from interviews, the clown used to be Takenobu Unchipiero, a famous clown actor in his home country. Top of the industry, I was assured. After a series of gambling scandals, he was forced to retreat to North America, where our standards for clowns are much lower.

I was about to ask Detective Clownhater to buy some business-class tickets to Tokyo so we could "chase up some leads" – I wanted to buy an S660 while the auction market was still soft – but the amount of boiling rage behind her eyes indicated to me that she had already assumed I was going to do that. Instead, I returned to my work of checking the crime scene and interviewing witnesses, only intermittently pausing to take a look at the latest wheels posted to Up Garage's terrible website.

That's when Todd cracked it for us. While mopping up what was left of poor Takenobu, an artificial heart fell out. I couldn't help but notice its unique design: a triangular pump that spun eccentrically in a housing. A rotary engine, in other words. No normal person would have such a heart. Mr. Unchipiero was up to his neck in debt with the Wankel Mafia.

[truthlie]

nora is not an outright #clownhater the same way her dads are, but she is clown negative.

[maihammer]

the loud part of the Spawn Astarion fanbase are so unbelievably self centered, genuinly awful and toxic clownhats xD they will respond to any comment about them being bullies and toxic, with comments that are UNIRONICALLY exactly that xD U cant make this shit up, what a bunch of amateur trollturds.

[guzhufuren]

oh nice i'm already starting to curate my live action atla experience 👍 blocking zutara shippers for clownhating just like they've been doing for over a decade

[thepagansystem]

They’ve decided it’s political now because the games are including the non female or male--which conservatives and transphobes say is somehow “wrong”. Their clownhats are showing.

[jespertheklaun]

Credit: @renatamonteirooficial ! #🤡🤡 #clowns #clownlove #coulrophilia #clown #klovnen #kloun #pierrot #sparkle #sequins #bowtie #hat #clownhat #clowntie #happy #love #happyclown #inlove #❤️ #bluehair #klaun https://www.instagram.com/p/CXMODZ7lJ2K/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sidxpirate]

Just wanted a pic with my cute penny hat! Buwahahahaha! Honk honk! #pennywiseclown #pennywisehat #clown #clownhat # loveandrockets #IT https://www.instagram.com/p/BxeRVSmjOd0/?igshid=1kzirx7pohlpz

[chandarchandar]

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[xeilon]

I hate everything about what I'm going to say now, but

Raine is going to betray Eda.

Every little storybeat is there

Luz asking them to keep Eda safe.

Raine literally sweating guilt after Eda mentions that they will keep her safe.

This whole scene just screams "I'm about to confess something terrible that noone will ever forgive me".

And then Kikimora mentioning that they know EVERYTHING about the CATs plan.

Cant ignore the bard coven sigil on Kikimora's ship either.

Most importantly:

Why the hell was this scene not explained yet.

The Emperor needs you on the day of unity WE CANT FIND A REPLACEMENT CUZ IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE

SLEEP UNTIL THEN yadda yadda.

And now?

After the BATTS "Belos made sure we all had replacements"????

Excuse my confusion what the fuck

Hello there tumblr cut half the post

Did I miss something?

And also EDA WHEN YOU DONT HAVE YOUR CURSE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO USE WILD MAGIC??? WHEN??? DID WE TALKED ABOUT??? EDA LOSING HER CURSE???

What are you talking about you bard???

Raine?????

What the fuck????

Disclaimer: I hate everything about this post and I can't wait to put on my clownhat as that one idiot who tought Raine was shifty as fuck. But. Raine is shifty as fuck.

[crimsonshadow323]

@mrhalloween2ficpage

Yes. I recognize the majority of these are the Pikachu and gru memes, however given that these are my stupid-ass memes I’ve elected to ignore it. ;)

There are some from Swingset!Mike, Gorgon!Mike, clownhater!Mike and Texting!Mike (and yes that is now how i differentiate between all of them lol) because it’s been a while and you’ve updated a bunch. :)

[lipglossandconverse]

Found this amazing hat at Walmart today! #clownbeanie #clownhat #walmart #halloweenhaul #halloweenbeanie #halloweenhat #fashion #beauty #beautyguru #beautyoutuber #beautyyoutuber #makeup #hipster #style #r5 #r5family #romani #tumblr #tumblrgirl #tumblrhair

[jewfrogs]

YEAH i think ancient mediterranean studies is the most promising one i’ve heard! the only problem i can think of there is that it has to be accompanied by bigger changes to the field as a whole (i.e. studies of other contemporaneous mediterranean cultures [as well as the connections and overlaps] have to be actively expanded and prioritized) or it’ll just be All Greece And Rome 2 with a fresh coat of paint

a lot of potential reforms of classics suggest changing the name of the discipline and i’m not against that at all in principle because the name classics is A) vague to the point of meaninglessness and B) deeply tied to imperialism + white supremacy but i feel like none of the alternatives i’ve seen suggested are Great.

i’ve seen something along the lines of “greek and roman studies” suggested a couple times but it doesn’t feel right to me (even aside from the fact that calling it greek studies implies an extension into modern greece as well, which would envelop a whole separate field of study) because it still limits the field’s area of interest to “(ancient) greece” and “rome”, but the attempt to divide those from their surroundings and elevate them (creating a “greco-roman world”) is part of the problem in and of itself. what do we define as the extent of greece? of rome? what about disciplines that are interconnected with both areas and are often included under the umbrella of classics, like phoenician/punic studies or egyptology? those aren’t greek or roman but they’re taught in classics departments, so what happens to them? i feel like the whole point should be that classics aren’t just “greece” and “rome”! renaming it that defeats the purpose!

[lumber]

#SwipePost: 🚫👎🤡👎🚫 Can you believe that it's been a year already and this impersonating clownhat (mahdi_hak1) is still up on @instagram?!? 🙄🙄🙄 ••• Let me repeat my post from 2021: They say you've made it when you start getting the account impersonations. Over on Instagram, my personal/artist @jeauxj account is being impersonated. Apparently, #Instagram is ok with this happening, and don't see it as violating their community guidelines. PLEASE feel free to GO and REPORT this account (mahdi_hak1) for impersonation on my behalf. Thanks, friends. ••• Maybe I can get @itswilwheaton/#WilWheaton to help me out since something similar happened to him recently? This truly sucks... 😞 What can I do, Instagram fam? (at Culver City, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcjWoU4PCj3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=