#clownhat

[tamapalace]

Tamagotchi Uni Gift: Clown Hat & Clown Makeup

Your ex might have been a clown, but now your Tamagotchi can be one too. Bandai has announced that they’ll be gifting all Tamagotchi Uni owners with two clown accessories! They’ll be gifting the Clown Hat on Monday, September 30th, 2024 and the Clown Makeup on Wednesday October 2nd, 2024! Who said being a clown can’t be fun?

[frankiescottage]

The funkiest Jesters around!!

It's cat hat time!!

These are available on the Depop store; Link in bio ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[dazzlesizzle]

Check out the new product 🔥🔥 Circus King

A playful and endearing design featuring a lion cub wearing a clown hat, trying to balance on a colorful circus ball. The design captures the adorable and humorous attempt of the little cub to perform as the "Circus King., this design is perfect for those who love a mix of cuteness and circus flair.

[enbymoomin]

Watching S2 E6 and

(Buck, Eddie, and Chimney helping Maddie move into her new apartment)

Maddie: He is so cute!

Buck: He has a kid tho.

Maddie: Wait, Chimney has a kid?

Buck: 😳?

YOU GUYS WERE NOT KIDDING, I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE EXAGGERATING EARLIER WITH THE BUDDIE BUT Y'ALL WERE SO RIGHT, THAT MAN HAS ALWAYS HAD ONE OF THE LIMPEST WRISTS ON THE SHOW

[seat-safety-switch]

"Get in the fucking car, loser. My name is Detective Tina Clownhater, I came from Upper Precinct, and we're going to the fucking circus. One of the clowns was found dead in among about 72 others stuffed into a tiny car, and we think it's Japanese."

"The car?"

"The clown."

I'd heard of Detective Clownhater before. Read some of her reports when they came around the inter-office mail. Circus division. She also did carnivals, which people think is the same thing, but really it isn't. As we rode in silence to the Carny District, I decided I wasn't going to like her. Mostly, it was because she still clung to an outmoded, indulgent, and inefficient mode of transportation known as the 2003 detective-issue Crown Victoria. My own City II Turbo would have been a much more enjoyable ride, but I didn't want to press the issue. Chief was already getting on my case about racking up the mileage per diem anyway.

Maybe I should introduce myself, too. My name is Archibald Shitpope, and I'm a detective for the city police. Every detective here specializes in something – they figured it was more efficient than having us all fight over the same books in detective school – and for me, my passion carried me to Japanese-made economy cars. You'd be surprised how often they crop up in my cases. This was going to be a bit outside of my remit, being a Japanese-made economy clown, but I'm a professional. I'd do the job.

I regretted that promise as soon as we stepped onto the crime scene. Besides the copious amount of blood and viscera thrown about the scene ("explosive decompression," explained Todd the CSI, in between Instagram updates of the most grotesque parts,) the clowns had been stuffed into a Fiat. An Italian-made shitbox. It's amazing they weren't burned alive. From what we could tell from interviews, the clown used to be Takenobu Unchipiero, a famous clown actor in his home country. Top of the industry, I was assured. After a series of gambling scandals, he was forced to retreat to North America, where our standards for clowns are much lower.

I was about to ask Detective Clownhater to buy some business-class tickets to Tokyo so we could "chase up some leads" – I wanted to buy an S660 while the auction market was still soft – but the amount of boiling rage behind her eyes indicated to me that she had already assumed I was going to do that. Instead, I returned to my work of checking the crime scene and interviewing witnesses, only intermittently pausing to take a look at the latest wheels posted to Up Garage's terrible website.

That's when Todd cracked it for us. While mopping up what was left of poor Takenobu, an artificial heart fell out. I couldn't help but notice its unique design: a triangular pump that spun eccentrically in a housing. A rotary engine, in other words. No normal person would have such a heart. Mr. Unchipiero was up to his neck in debt with the Wankel Mafia.

[truthlie]

nora is not an outright #clownhater the same way her dads are, but she is clown negative.

[maihammer]

the loud part of the Spawn Astarion fanbase are so unbelievably self centered, genuinly awful and toxic clownhats xD they will respond to any comment about them being bullies and toxic, with comments that are UNIRONICALLY exactly that xD U cant make this shit up, what a bunch of amateur trollturds.

[crimsonshadow323]

@mrhalloween2ficpage

Yes. I recognize the majority of these are the Pikachu and gru memes, however given that these are my stupid-ass memes I’ve elected to ignore it. ;)

There are some from Swingset!Mike, Gorgon!Mike, clownhater!Mike and Texting!Mike (and yes that is now how i differentiate between all of them lol) because it’s been a while and you’ve updated a bunch. :)

[guzhufuren]

oh nice i'm already starting to curate my live action atla experience 👍 blocking zutara shippers for clownhating just like they've been doing for over a decade

[thepagansystem]

They’ve decided it’s political now because the games are including the non female or male--which conservatives and transphobes say is somehow “wrong”. Their clownhats are showing.

[tamapalace]

Tamagotchi Uni Gift: Claim Your Clown Hat

The time is now to start dressing your Tamagotchi up as a clown! On Monday, September 30th, 2024 Bandai has gifted all Tamagotchi Uni owners with a Clown Hat! This is the first of many clown accessories being delivered this week.

[jespertheklaun]

Credit: @renatamonteirooficial ! #🤡🤡 #clowns #clownlove #coulrophilia #clown #klovnen #kloun #pierrot #sparkle #sequins #bowtie #hat #clownhat #clowntie #happy #love #happyclown #inlove #❤️ #bluehair #klaun https://www.instagram.com/p/CXMODZ7lJ2K/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sidxpirate]

Just wanted a pic with my cute penny hat! Buwahahahaha! Honk honk! #pennywiseclown #pennywisehat #clown #clownhat # loveandrockets #IT https://www.instagram.com/p/BxeRVSmjOd0/?igshid=1kzirx7pohlpz

[chandarchandar]

✨🤡 Clown Hats are now available online!! 🤡✨ ChandarChandar.square.site or follow the ⛓ #chandarchandar #costume #clownhat #tinyhat #felthat #clown #clowns #clownart #clownartist #clownin #clowncheck #clowncore #clownaesthetic #clowntown #clowntownnola (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/chandarchandar/p/CY_8ZaeFEHl/?utm_medium=tumblr

[breitzbachbea]

Feli: "Are you two married?"

Paddy, before they can answer: "They are divorced and it's what Angus got excommunicated for."

Lovino: "You're excommunicated?!"

Angus: "He's talking bullshit - I got excommunicated for joining a Freemason Lodge."

Aaron is just sitting there, hand over his eyes.

Kili, feet on the table: "Excommunication is the fakest shit I ever heard, but that's Papists for you. A guy in a clownhat says you're beyond God, what a fucking farce."

Paddy: "Okay, that's a bit much, sledge off Bishops at home."

Aaron has put both hands on his face.

Angus: "You can't get excommunicated by the Anglos, but you can in your church."

Paddy: "That is a different kind though."

Kili: "And I almost diiid, because our church elders are waaaankers and fucking turncoats now they got some rights. Unionist holes." Proceeds to down his drink.

Michele: "I heard there's ice cream later, ice cream sounds nice, doesn't it?"

I present to you my Regency Era Rake Courtship AU, now functioning by the rule of:

Tired: But mother, I cannot marry him, he's below my station!

Hired: Whatever the fuck this is. What the fuck did you marry, Michele, what IS this, I tell you what it is, treason and herecy.

I set things in the past, because it allows you to let your characters get up to bullshit you never even dreamed of and argue about things you cannot believe that matter.

[xeilon]

I hate everything about what I'm going to say now, but

Raine is going to betray Eda.

Every little storybeat is there

Luz asking them to keep Eda safe.

Raine literally sweating guilt after Eda mentions that they will keep her safe.

This whole scene just screams "I'm about to confess something terrible that noone will ever forgive me".

And then Kikimora mentioning that they know EVERYTHING about the CATs plan.

Cant ignore the bard coven sigil on Kikimora's ship either.

Most importantly:

Why the hell was this scene not explained yet.

The Emperor needs you on the day of unity WE CANT FIND A REPLACEMENT CUZ IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE

SLEEP UNTIL THEN yadda yadda.

And now?

After the BATTS "Belos made sure we all had replacements"????

Excuse my confusion what the fuck

Hello there tumblr cut half the post

Did I miss something?

And also EDA WHEN YOU DONT HAVE YOUR CURSE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO USE WILD MAGIC??? WHEN??? DID WE TALKED ABOUT??? EDA LOSING HER CURSE???

What are you talking about you bard???

Raine?????

What the fuck????

Disclaimer: I hate everything about this post and I can't wait to put on my clownhat as that one idiot who tought Raine was shifty as fuck. But. Raine is shifty as fuck.