#clown breeder

[bumblingbabooshka]

Janeway doesn't need a therapist when she gets back to the alpha quadrant she just needs Tuvok to tell her [in detail] the psychological observations he's made about her over the past 11 years and she can go from there <- Untrue but much more likely for her to agree to

[reemerarius]

I managed to get a pic. Kinda.

She hasn't come out of the box yet.

So, I called that breeder I was talking about. They denied they would ever abandon a clown. I had asked if they had a clown missing, not if they abandoned a clown, but okay.

They told me never to call again. So, I'm wondering if I should call, like an association, or something? Like that's sketch right?

Anyway, I guess she's mine now. I'll have to take her in for a checkup, hopefully, they can tell me what kind she is.

I don't have everything I need yet because, well, I was trying to take my time with adopting a clown. But, you can't make appointments with the clown distribution system.

If she comes out of the box, I'll try to get a better picture.

[muttsandmustelidae]

as much as i prefer the working Clumbers over in the UK and would LOVE to get my hands on one some day, importing a puppy is just not something that’s going to be feasible any time in the near future. HOWEVER. I’ve found a US Clumber breeder that I’m really liking so far, and they’re only about 6hrs away as well 👀👀 Big Spaniel dreams may not be crushed just yet!

[mushroom-for-art]

Id love to see a take on a Pikachu Morph!

Coming right up!

First we have the Lightning Morph

A simple inoffensive morph that's a favorite amongst people due to being a simplistic shakeup of the usual Pikachu look whilst having no health problems or issues brought upon by the different markings. They're just a zappy guy! There was a brief craze when some Lightning morphs had extended cheek patterns as though lightning was sparking from their cheeks, a favourite being zigzags under the eyes affectionately known as the "Ash Morph" due to the similar shape.

Next we have the Nanab/Banana Morph!

An adorable morph with colors similar to that of the Nanab beery including the browning spots older Nanabs that need using tend to gain. Another loved morph due to lack of health concerns and how different it looks.

And from the Nanab/Banana Morph comes the Peeled Nanab Morph

Characterised by having a paler stomach often times a whole pale front this morph is just a slight variation of the Nanab Morph with the pale stomachs like that of the actual Nanab fruit. There is debate over what counts as a 'true' version of this morph some argue it needs to be a whole body stripe others just the stomach, it's up to interpretation really but for a while this Morph whipped up a frenzy due to their cute pale bellies resulting in them selling for more than their original morph counterpart.

The Sweethearts Morph

A more problematic morph, assumably bred from the banned deluxe shiny morph (the shiny status of this morph is heavily debated as is the legality due to the Pokémon apparent inability to evolve and noted shortened tail that causes issue with absorbing electricity but I digress), and an albino morph making a pink tones Pikachu from the Deluxe Shinys darker more red coat and the Albinos white. They briefly caused a frenzy amongst people with heart shaped patterns having ones selling for much more, however they were quickly banned from being bred and being used in competitions and battles due to health issues. Functionally they are somewhat albino, suffering from many of the similar health conditions they're susceptible to heat exhaustion and heat stroke and require sun protection measures, they often exhaust quickly and can't hold a steady charge and often have eyesight issues. Thus the ones that have been bred must only be kept as companions and not used competitively in any manner.

Lastly the Clown Morph! (hoax)

A small breeder posted on their social media the creation of the Clown Morph a Spinda like Pikachu that quickly became desired. At about midday the same breeder posted that the morph was in fact an April Fools with a video of their very patient Pikachu partner having the Pokémon paint washed off of them. Many people caused uproar about the deceit claiming the breeder used unsafe paints or that they took money from them for a Clown Morph and used it to boost their business but the claims were quickly disproven as it was just some people very angry and not taking being pranked very well. Most saw the funny side of this hoax.

[twobigears]

this dog is fucking ridiculous

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Yes I bully backyard breeders for even daring to show me an advert on their shitty ass frenchies, keep it moving

[slime-water-shrew]

It’s the product of rebellious clown husbandry

2023: missives from desktop tumblr suggest that per the latest update my mutuals are being hunted by some kind of grotesque clown. staff assure us this is driven by user feedback.

[dansepants]

Block one "ethical clown breeder" and Tumblr will just suggest another and another one.. whyyyy.. I do NOT want to see clown fuckers or muppet fetish content in the 'for you' page.

[dashcon-two]

Hi, I'm not sure if you know this or not, but promoting the ownership of purebred clowns like Knox is kind of problematic! Purebred ringleaders often suffer from a number of genetic health conditions, such as susceptibility to nose rot, chronic chucklelung and balloon-knot hip displaysia! Please tell me you've had his squirt-flower pies de-cremed, otherwise I may be forced to make a callout post (including your address, full legal name and SSN, which came to me after using a top-notch prophetic dream spellcasting kit I bought from WhiteWhichDeborah on Etsy).

Provide me with evidence that Knox was not purchased from a breeder and has had his pies de-cremed by a reputable circus vet within ONE WEEK, or I will pull the trigger. The draft is already in my files, do NOT fucking test me.

believe me, Edmund was not obtained on purpose, he just kind of appeared

as far as his creme-pies, I certainly won’t do it after The Incident, though I believe it does get done? Edmund and I aren’t exactly on speaking terms

[thesillysanctuary]

PSA TO ALL PARENTS LOOKING TO BUY THEIR CHILD A CLOWN!

Please do your research when picking the perfect silly companion, as we see far too many clowns getting brought to our sanctuary that were apparently ‘the wrong fit’ for the family.

For future reference here are some options of good first time clowns:

Birthdays, a subspecies of Party clown that are perfect for families with a few children. They’re not as outgoing as regular Party clowns but they are just as loving. Though be aware that they do need the same mental stimulation as all party clowns do.

Next is a Mime mix, Purebred Mimes can be a bit much for some people, but Mime mixes come with the quiet serene energy of a Mime without the more expensive lifestyle. They’re good for teens or older children.

Plush, Plush clowns are a bit pricey, but they’re the perfect clown for someone who wants a cuddle with their new friend. Plush clowns are good for older children, not toddlers, as toddlers tend to mistake them for actual stuffed toys.

Please look into clowns before buying them, they’re living creatures and need your help to live. Look into reputable breeders or go to your local clown shelter or sanctuary. Hope this helped, Have a lovely day!

— Sanctuary Owner Bug :•}

[foundaclown]

Scare plush mixes are super sweet!! I had one as a kid. They still require lots of meat, all scare mixes do, and ofc plush mixes require lots of physical affection

Best of luck!!!

Scare clown advice

I’ve been honestly kind of obsessed with scare clowns ever since a troupe of them appeared in a park nearby to where I live. It was all over the news because we don’t really get many large clowns in my area as I live in a city. I’m pretty sure they were escaped pets because scare clowns went locally extinct in the wild in my country in the 1600’s. Don’t worry they were captured by animal control and sent to loving homes. Anyway back to the point. I’ve been fascinated by scare clowns for years but I’ve never looked after one. My family did have a hobo clown when I was a child so I’m not a complete move though. I’m currently living in a townhouse with a medium sized garden and I work from home for context. If anybody could suggest some scare clown subtypes/breeds which would be more approachable to someone in my situation I would be very thankful.

[buffoons-clownbreeder]

so i’m thinking of adopting a clown soon and was wondering if there are any particular breeds that are good for apartment living? i also have a cat and idk if clowns and cat can even live together

so do you have any recommendations?

I’d suggest a Toy Party Clown! They’re small and need a lot less space than breeds like circus clowns or rodeo clowns. They’ve also been specifically breed for living in small quarters as people in big cities, like New York and Chicago, wanted to be able to keep clowns to entertain for children’s birthdays however Party Clowns need a bit more room as they’re accustomed to the suburbs and smaller towns.

On the issue of your cat, just like any other pet each clown is its own individual and will have its own comfortability with other pets. That being said Toy Circus Clowns as a breed do tend to get along well with other pets and have even been shown to bond themselves to cats on some instances. So I’d either go to your local no kill clown shelter or talk to some local licensed ethical breeders and try to find a Toy Circus Clown who’s been raised around cats! I hope this helps and I hope you can find a clown that’s right for you!

[kanthonyprompts]

Kanthony Prompt #57

Anthony is the happiest he has ever been with his wife and their precious one year old baby when he wakes up one morning just before the start of season two. Like the CLOWN that he is, he decides that the best thing that he can do is repeat the entire story to get back to where he was. The problem is that Kate has decided to stop being invisible to her family and once she has warned her sister of her opinion about Anthony she decides to step back and focus on her own life. Maybe it has something to do with the handsome man she met on the ship returning to England, a young horse breeder who offers her something she no longer expected for herself.

(Just imagine they have been married for two years and now he sees another man looking at his wife the way he does and what is worse she welcomes it. He also has to see how her family treats her as if she is not the most beautiful, smart and kind creature has ever walked this earth.)

[theroyalbard]

Hello, hoping I can get some advice.

I recently saw something odd when looking through some clown adoption ads on Facebook Marketplace. Not looking to adopt at this time but was just looking at local breeders in the area.

I came across someone claiming to be selling a pure bread Bard, no crosses, not mixed at all, pure bread 16th century clothing wearing bard. Complete with a Lute and what looked like handmade parchment. With pictures to prove it.

I was wondering if there has been some kind of mistake in my presentation of clown species. I was under the impression that Bards had largely gone extinct or have been cross bread with other species into non identifiable subspecies. If anyone has any insight on the topic I would love to hear it.

[3rdmissingsock]

hey, im new to clown husbandry and such and found your blog cute and interesting. so now im here asking, what breeds are your clowns?

HiiiI!!! Thank you for taking an interest in my little family :3 I hope you enjoy clown husbandry! It's such a fun way to meet new people, both human and clown alike. My clowns are all Teacup mixes of some sort. I used to believe that Bookmark was pure Teacup Party Clown but I feel like there's probably something else in there too! Skiggly-wump is 100% some type of mutt but I know he definitely has some Mime in him, and I'm thinking also a little bit of Cursed Amulet Beast in as well (I know cross breeds like that are rare, but he's been known to exhibit some.. unnatural abilities). He is also a little bit of a runt so in my eyes he is like the little Chihuahua of the group! Cakepop is purebred Dark Jester and I got her from an overseas breeder! If you're not good at reading clown needs do NOT get a clown with muted colors. They're either really intense or really laid back, but they still have the same basic needs as any other clown and it can be hard to tell what exactly they need at any given moment. If you want one "for the aesthetic" only and have no experience I highly recommend you either 1. Don't get a clown or 2. Make absolutely sure that you can take care of them before adopting. Clowns are real creatures with real responsibilities attached!!! I trust that you will be good, but I can't in good conscious let a new clown husbandry fan out into the world without warning them that they need to be responsible!! There is a lot of power in caring for something.

Sorry for the rant but it's been so long since I've gotten to talk clown husbandry with someone! Good luck in your clown journey, friend, and I hope I didn't scare you lol

My clowns say hi!!!

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN

October 26, 2024

Heather Cox Richardson

Oct 27, 2024

Beginning in 1943, the War Department published a series of pamphlets for U.S. Army personnel in the European theater of World War II. Titled Army Talks, the series was designed “to help [the personnel] become better-informed men and women and therefore better soldiers.”

On March 24, 1945, the topic for the week was “FASCISM!” 

“You are away from home, separated from your families, no longer at a civilian job or at school and many of you are risking your very lives,” the pamphlet explained, “because of a thing called fascism.” But, the publication asked, what is fascism? “Fascism is not the easiest thing to identify and analyze,” it said, “nor, once in power, is it easy to destroy. It is important for our future and that of the world that as many of us as possible understand the causes and practices of fascism, in order to combat it.”

Fascism, the U.S. government document explained, “is government by the few and for the few. The objective is seizure and control of the economic, political, social, and cultural life of the state.” “The people run democratic governments, but fascist governments run the people.” 

“The basic principles of democracy stand in the way of their desires; hence—democracy must go! Anyone who is not a member of their inner gang has to do what he’s told. They permit no civil liberties, no equality before the law.” “Fascism treats women as mere breeders. ‘Children, kitchen, and the church,’ was the Nazi slogan for women,” the pamphlet said. 

Fascists “make their own rules and change them when they choose…. They maintain themselves in power by use of force combined with propaganda based on primitive ideas of ‘blood’ and ‘race,’ by skillful manipulation of fear and hate, and by false promise of security. The propaganda glorifies war and insists it is smart and ‘realistic’ to be pitiless and violent.” 

Fascists understood that “the fundamental principle of democracy—faith in the common sense of the common people—was the direct opposite of the fascist principle of rule by the elite few,” it explained, “[s]o they fought democracy…. They played political, religious, social, and economic groups against each other and seized power while these groups struggled.”  

Americans should not be fooled into thinking that fascism could not come to America, the pamphlet warned; after all, “[w]e once laughed Hitler off as a harmless little clown with a funny mustache.” And indeed, the U.S. had experienced “sorry instances of mob sadism, lynchings, vigilantism, terror, and suppression of civil liberties. We have had our hooded gangs, Black Legions, Silver Shirts, and racial and religious bigots. All of them, in the name of Americanism, have used undemocratic methods and doctrines which…can be properly identified as ‘fascist.’”

The War Department thought it was important for Americans to understand the tactics fascists would use to take power in the United States. They would try to gain power “under the guise of ‘super-patriotism’ and ‘super-Americanism.’” And they would use three techniques: 

First, they would pit religious, racial, and economic groups against one another to break down national unity. Part of that effort to divide and conquer would be a “well-planned ‘hate campaign’ against minority races, religions, and other groups.”

Second, they would deny any need for international cooperation, because that would fly in the face of their insistence that their supporters were better than everyone else. “In place of international cooperation, the fascists seek to substitute a perverted sort of ultra-nationalism which tells their people that they are the only people in the world who count. With this goes hatred and suspicion toward the people of all other nations.” 

Third, fascists would insist that “the world has but two choices—either fascism or communism, and they label as ‘communists’ everyone who refuses to support them.”

It is “vitally important” to learn to spot native fascists, the government said, “even though they adopt names and slogans with popular appeal, drape themselves with the American flag, and attempt to carry out their program in the name of the democracy they are trying to destroy.” 

The only way to stop the rise of fascism in the United States, the document said, “is by making our democracy work and by actively cooperating to preserve world peace and security.” In the midst of the insecurity of the modern world, the hatred at the root of fascism “fulfills a triple mission.” By dividing people, it weakens democracy. “By getting men to hate rather than to think,” it prevents them “from seeking the real cause and a democratic solution to the problem.” By falsely promising prosperity, it lures people to embrace its security.

 “Fascism thrives on indifference and ignorance,” it warned. Freedom requires “being alert and on guard against the infringement not only of our own freedom but the freedom of every American. If we permit discrimination, prejudice, or hate to rob anyone of his democratic rights, our own freedom and all democracy is threatened.” 

LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN

HEATHER COX RICHARDSON

+

Steve

I am profoundly appreciative of your work Professor Richardson – thank you.

It’s all coming into view this week isn’t it – the fascist playbook? Polls so close that no matter whether Harris wins by a small or large margin the GOP will cry foul ; local election boards that are corrupted ; a whole range of legal teams the GOP has lined up to challenge the election’s legality ; a stacked Supreme Court ; threats of violence against election officials ; the odious Elon Musk putting his thumb heavily on the scale ; the collusion with Putin and the compromising of our national security as Trump and Musk connive with a murderous dictator ; the desire of that same dictator for revenge, which is nothing less than the destruction of the US.

What will the US do without access to health care for women ? What will it do once the Right imposes its perverse view of history and education on our schools and universities, when the Florida model of repression goes national ? What will families do with no social security ? What misery will be visited on them when tariffs cause untold stress on already tight household budgets ? What environmental damage will come from a know-nothing attitude towards climate change, and the gutting if not outright elimination of NOAA and the early warning system for hurricanes ?

What will happen if they succeed in building their camps, and deport millions ? How will they try to hide the likely humanitarian catastrophe that will ensue ? What will happen to basic rights when police departments are further militarized and given a green light to arbitrarily treat citizens as they please ? What will happen as a lawless president pardons January 6th rioters ? Will he also pardon militia members who intimidate or even shoot peaceful protesters ? How long will people endure armed repression coupled with economic misery, before they themselves organize against it ?

What will the economy look like as the US exits NATO and leaves Europe to Putin ? What will happen to the US as the EU, an entity that helps sustain a robust US economy, is plunged into war as Putin gobbles up the Ukraine, the Baltics, and makes a play for Poland ? What will the nuclear powers of France and Britain do as remaining fellow NATO members are invaded ?

But the most important questions I have are more philosophical and humanistic : How can so many well-educated people be so cruel and reckless as to entrust these monsters – a Trump, a Musk, and at this late date, a Putin – with their futures ? How can the historic memory of Boomers be so short and insouciant as to forget the lessons of the 1930s and 1940s ? How can people be filled with such blind hate that they will die on the hill of a Trump, rather than on the hill that will expand rights, economic opportunity, and keep the planet livable ?

If you think this is hyperventilating, that is merely because I have taught about this sort of thing my entire life. Authoritarians will lie about everything – their racism, their sexism are based on lies, their patriotism and their piety utterly false. But the cruelty they tell you they intend to inflict ? That is almost always the only truth they tell.