#clothing rating

[fisheito]

He's a magician

[drenched-in-sunlight]

🎃

[neuvoid-writes]

Shen Qingqiu Milfzun ver.

its a very... hm.... water prison palace adjacent. i've wanted to draw sqq for a while now but wasn't confident about it.

i think the solution will have to be drawing more of him to familiarise myself with him ahhaha....

well... first attempt at drawing sqq super seriously hahaha. not sure if i like it just yet. pls go easy on me rip

[smash-or-pass2]

[kaiserouo]

go to the dressing room excalibur

also if you don't know what the operator means

applicable to all warframes and robots alike

[theanonymousninja247]

Pretty Random Turtle Thunks: Baby Clothes

Scenario: You’ve just handed said Rise Aged Up Turtle a tiny baby outfit. Whether your child, a niece, nephew, sibling or just some infant you saved from the streets, just know there is now an itty bitty baby human within your general vicinity you are now taking care of

*Rating: Milk🥛(aka for anybody)*

Raph🧸❤️: Tears. Just. So. Many. Tears. Makes Niagara Falls look like a trickle. This man is literally loosing it, hand over mouth can’t stop staring at the ridiculously tiny piece of fabric in his hand. It’s barely the size of his fingers.

…Sweet Pizza Supreme in the Sky…

ItS BaReLy ThE sIzE oF hIs FinGeRs.

You find him hunkered down in his room immediately after the news, surrounded by the remains of over a dozen, half started knitting projects, tears still on his face as he tries to fathom the very idea that something can be that small.

He’s been trying to knit the perfect baby blanket, but his anxieties start to take over every time he starts over. He worries the material is gonna itch the baby’s skin. Is the baby gonna suffocate if the stitches are too tight? Will the baby drown in fabric if he makes it too big? Will the baby get too cold if it isn’t big enough? etc etc etc…

You’re gonna have to talk him down a little bit because he’s gonna work himself into a frenzy getting ready for the baby.

Donnie🤔🟪: Just looks at said article of clothing. Looks back up at you, face slightly pinching in confusion, then back at the outfit. Cue a slow curious thumbing of the fabric. Slow blink. Body suddenly freezes. Eyes comically begin to grow wide. (Give him a second, give him a second; he’s computing) Before his head suddenly snaps back up to stare at you and then almost frantically back down at the garment as the realization hits. There’s no outwardly facial reaction, but the tell tale sign is that his hand fumbles for his goggles as suddenly he’s going full inspection mode.

You are more or less not surprised when the article is met with immediate disdain.

Cue Donnie spending hours researching the best materials for baby clothes. They’re going to be 100% organic and made of the softest and most sterile fabrics he can find. And if he can’t find any brands that suit his high class fancy, well he’ll just design a machine to do the job himself. He’s not the founder of Genius Tech for nothing.

This small infant will be associated with HIM of all people and a such deserves nothing but the highest quality. The best of the best for the best. Obviously.

Your child will be the most finely dressed child of the century after being in the hands of Donnie for more than 5 seconds. There will be a fashion show. Period. Being a baby never looked this good. 

Leo✨💠: Realization that slowly unfurls like a blossom in the morning sun. This turtles face is so bright with excitement when it finally clicks that he literally becomes the sun for like solid minute it’s just that big. However that smile immediately folds into that signature cat smirk that warns of nothing but impending deviousness.

Your child is in trouble, for it now lies in the hands of an evil mastermind, hell bent on causing tomfoolery that will last through out the generations to follow.

He’s always wanted to leave a legacy, and he will seize this moment and milk for all its worth. 

All the dad jokes. All of the horrible groan-inducing, eye-rolling, awful puns. All the stupid slapstick, low brow kind of humor are now practically plastered to your child’s clothing. He thinks he’s the funniest person alive and will do everything his power to infect said child with the same vein of humor.

Also, be warned of leaving your child alone with this man, because if left to his devices for too long, you will receive an unfathomable amount of memes and edited baby photos of your child and Leo in hilarious re-enactments scenes.  

Mikey🎨🧡: Pretty sure a missile just went off Because the squeal of excitement that erupted from this turtle was the only warning you got, before you were all but tackled in a hug like a rugby player, pretty much burst not only the sound barrier but your ear drums as well.

There! Is! So! Much! Excitement!

It. Can. Not. Be. CoNtAiNeD!!!!

It’s literally oozing out of him and man practically reverts into a child himself as the foundation of curiosity is exploded, and you are all but drowned in a relentlessly loving sea of questions. He wants to know EVERYTHING. All the time! Because he just - he just -he just can’t wait! All this time to prepare for another little bundle of joy!  It jumpstarts his creative spark in a way you have NEVER seen before. He now spends his time religiously spent in three locations: locked in close and glued to your hip, a culinary cabaret in which you are very much the honored guest who just has to taste test his newest recipe (your taste buds have never been this happy) or in his art studio working on just one more thing for the baby.

He’s designed his own baby clothes, painted more than enough scenes for multiple nurseries to be completely filled, and even written a couple of his own baby adventure comic books that he is just dying to read the awaited little one.

He’s beyond ecstatic at the thought that there’s now something tinier than him that he can help take care of and love. 

Bottom line: Both you and your baby are about to be welcomed into the arms of the most excited and loving family you will ever have the privilege of knowing. Just…good luck trying to get their arms off of you. Because they will never and I mean EVER let either one of you go. That is both their threat and their promise!

Shout out to the besties who proofread @anobodyinabog and @saspas-corner 🧡

As well as the ever incredible @avery73 (hope it’s ok to tag you in this, but I just realized that I lowkey based my turtle thunks after reading yours, and I wanted to give you the credit. Thought you might enjoy?)

[sergle]

ironically i love thrifting but ive never thought about using ebay, do you have any tips or keywords you use on it to find deals and shifty stuff/wording to look out for?

honestly I don't find ebay to be shifty for buying stuff! people are scared about using it sometimes and I think it's a little funny lol I guess the tip would be that if you search for an item with vague enough terms, you'll get some SHEIN-esque mass produced clothes muddying the results. and you know it when you see it, because those listings look like shit btw. this type of thing:

like, these are real listings and everything, and you'd get the product, but they are obviously not what you're looking for. you can ignore these, but if you want to filter them out, you can just narrow the search to SPECIFICALLY pre-owned items.

There isn't really any wording to look out for-- the only other thing would just be to make sure the stuff you get can be returned, bc sellers can specify whether or not they'll take the items back!

[nias-keca]

[evansbby]

my opinion on the Blake lively situation

[shipping-all-ships]

I have midam baby Kate rotating in my brain like a rotissere chicken and I need everyone to know they choose to take the form of a roughly 8-year-old girl. Kate isn't an angel so their body isn't a vessel, it's something Kate made on their own and can decide how old they want it to be. They didn't need it in the cage since Adam and Michael could see their true form but on Earth they needed one and chose that, since 8 is old enough to be relatively independent but still needs care and can be picked up.

They have aged themselves up and have taught Jack (who also has a body of his own making and not a vessel) to age down. It makes them look like twins whenever it happens to Adam's amusement and Michael's distress.

[manitapaleta]

(I'm so sorry it's 4 am and so I lack the inhibitions to restrain myself from making dumb requests) Ehehe I would like to request Nicky as a fucking fairy if you please! 😌🌸✨ Maybe an itty bitty little fairy in Lark's hands

Nark pixie hollow universe au!! 😤😤😱🤯🧚‍♂️✨🌈 they go on adventures and shit like a Disney movie but they CUSS and SMOKE FAIRY WEED and KILL PEOPLEEEE SHFFDCKHKYDHFJ

This would make a terrible kids movie

[pensat-i-fet]

Rúben rating boots.

[baravaggio]

need to get through my head that at my age I should be investing in high quality versatile pieces of clothing that last for a long time and that reflect the reality of what my style is as opposed to what it could be in an ideal world. but it's soooo harddddd

[pourablecat]

To show that I am occasionally capable of drawing non-discworld fanart...

Copswap.

[vampvore]

Kink rating: button popping/clothes tearing?

I haven’t thought about this in a while!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

“FUCK YES”

I just think it’s so hot.

Granted, I don’t specifically seek out this niche on its own— moreso, I really enjoy it sprinkled into various scenarios.

Ate too much? Oh my god you glutton, you’re breaking your own clothes.

Trying to fit into clothes while pregnant? Oof I’m too big now, my jeans won’t button.

Eggs forced into you against your will? Oh no! My shirt! This is all too much!

And for same-size vore I guess it’s just like “ah, oops.” Torn to shreds. That’s what you get for stuffing a whole other body inside yours.

KINK RATING TIME: Send me a Kink and I’ll Rate it!

[front-facing-pokemon]

Alolan sandshrew nose rating: 8.5/10 now THAT'S some nose

↑ i think this is a joke about drampa's lore or something but i don't know what it is. lemme look it up one sec

okay WOW holy shit. drampa?? hello?? someone said at one point that the pokédex entries have been getting crazier as time has gone on but holy shit

lemme lighten the mood: i will (probably) be at indianapolis comic con! i don't know what i'm gonna do there yet but. well. heh. i might be there. if you are too? heh. you'll be in the same building as me. potentially, you may even… run into me… there… if you happen to be there…