#clintbartonsdog

[undersummerskyy]

Rules: you have to tag 20 followers you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @katemckinnonisbae , @let-the-grass-grow and @kathryn-mckinnon-berthold THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, IT’S SUPER SWEET <3

Gender: Female

Star Sign: LIBRA (and very proud haha, I have a libra tattoo)

Height: Uhhh I’m really tiny, just looked it up, apparently I’m 5′1. 

Sexual Orientation: I think it’s pretty clear, but yeah I’m a lesbian. 

Hogwarts House: RAVENCLAW :) :)

Favourite Colour: Yellow! (I know, I know, strange)

Favorite animal: Probably cats, though I do have a weird fascination for lady bugs. 

Average hours of sleep: Around 8 hours. Usually, I sleep like 4 hours one night and then 11 the other so.. it’s weird. 

Cat or dog person: I LOVE CATS (I have a tattoo of a cat on my wrist)

Favorite Fictional Characters: Obviously Jillian Holtzmann, Erin Gilbert, also Emily Prentiss, Addison Montgomery, Leslie Knope, Regina Mills, Emma Swan (but like badass Emma from the first seasons and not this captain Hook loving weirdo) and also Alex Danvers. I’m forgetting so many..

Number of blankets I sleep with: one, I’m usually super hot, especially during the night. 

Favourite Singer/Band: I love The Script and Kensington! :)

Dream trip: Uhhh right now it’s New York, even though I’ve been there already. I just loved it so much and I really want to go back again :) 

Dream job: Floormanager on SNL :) 

When was this blog made? I think maybe two months ago?? I don’t know, really recently :) 

Number of followers: 503 apparently! LOVE YOU ALL!

What made you decide to create this blog? I already had a blog, but I started to post a lot of Kate/Ghostbusters stuff and I just felt like it was weird because it was more of a Swan Queen blog. Besides I share it with my straight best friend and she was done with all my obsessing about Kate haha ;) Anyways, I also started to write Holtzbert fanfiction and I just really needed a place to talk and post about Kate/Ghostbusters :) Soooo I guess that’s why! :) 

I’m tagging (I’m just gonna tag some people I know, and the rest will be random because I do want to get to know more of you better): @booyahholtzy @balderrask @gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate @dr-jill-holtzmann @jillian-holtzdamn @dreamshapers-universe @kommissrawr @krassetorte @mckinnoff @missmaku @interminatis-paradoxum @clintbartonsdog @sprinkles-and-gayness @worlds-tiniest-bowtie @katemcmiddleton @kate-mckidding @katemckitty @ghst-bustin @holtzyistheprize @mckinnonsass

[ectoholtzmann]

clintbartonsdog replied to your photo “Work Selfie ™ with my screen accurate glasses that finally came in!”

Ohhh my god girl. Gorgeous!

//thank ya baby

[myloveholtzy]

Meeting the cast of SNL (3rd time’s a charm)

Another long post 🙌

Okay so my main goal was to meet Cecily Strong. I call Cecily a unicorn because she’s beautiful and it’s rare to see her. She almost NEVER comes out! I heard it’s because she feel overwhelmed bc honestly some fans get REALLY excited and in-your-face about it lol I did kind of want a better selfie with Kate and see if she remembers my gift, but eh she didn’t stop for many people last time so I wasn’t really expecting much. I also wanted to meet Leslie!!!! I saw her the first time I went but was so Shook that I forgot to ask for a picture.

Kate came out first ofc lol she smiled, but didn’t stop for anyone. Actually she stopped for one person bc I think they REALLY wanted a picture. OKAY SO MY HEART WAS FUCKING RACING Aziz Ansari came out as the same time as Kate holy fucking shit im a BIG parks and rec fan so I couldn’t believe it!!! Aziz AND Kate omfg he waved at us but clearly didn’t really want to be noticed rip he kept his head down, waved, and left

Melissa came out next and she’s so sweet and adorable I adore her! Lmao okay so I tried to take a selfie with her and the flash turned on and I was like “...oh no why” and she told me to check it AND I LOOK SO BAD LMAO MY EYES ARE CLOSED AND EVERYTHING that made her laugh and it was really cute lol I made Melissa Villasenor laugh with my face wow got a good selfie with her after!

I saw 2 of the new cast members! Heidi came out and took a picture with a couple of girls. She was trying to get into a car so I felt too awkward to ask her for a picture/autograph rip

Aidy Bryant is such a beautiful and kind soul I love her so much!!! She tried to sign this paper for a girl standing next to me but it was a flimsy piece of paper so she was struggling to sign it lol I heard her say something like “oh no” and she giggled and said something along the lines of “i tried 😬”

Honestly, Alex Moffat is my favorite person to meet at the barricade! HE’S JUST SO NICE every time I meet him he does something sweet! He really liked my sign and he even read the FAQ on the back lol “’snl means saturday night live... well now I know!” I ACCIDENTALLY POKED HIM WITH MY UNCAPPED SHARPIE and I freaked out a little like “OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY” and he just laughed and said it was okay 🙏🙏🙏 bless him

LESLIE JONES IS A GODDESS AND SHE’S SO STYLISH WOW I was so fucking excited when she came out and she looked really happy and she was like “sure!” when I asked her to sign my standby sign ❤️ also she had like rainbow shoes or something they were fucking awesome ALSO she fucking dates her autograph “Leslie 2017″ how fucking iconic i love her

Okay I’ve seen Mikey Day every time and he never stopped for pics (except for this one girl that he talked to on twitter i think) He saw me and amnesianda holding our signs and came up to read them and I asked him to sign it and he did!!!! As he was signing I asked him for a picture and he said yes but kind of got distracted and took a picture with someone else and left 🙃 rip I was kind of disappointed lol and was saying “oh is he not coming back....? rip i thought he said he could take a picture with me damn” AND HIS FRIEND(?) PULLED HIM BACK “hey you forgot to take a picture with that girl! She was really upset!” ASDFGHJKL WHAT he was like oh my bad and came back to take a picture and asked who else we got. I started listing everyone that came by and he got excited when we mentioned Leslie and Alex asdfga supportive cast members 10/10 (can someone talk to me about how he’s making a duck face bc i keep thinking about this)

so me, @amnesianda, and @clintbartonsdog were all talking about how beautiful Cecily is and how she probably won’t come out rip she almost never comes out!!!!!! Right after we said that SHE CAME OUT. CECILY STRONG WOW THE UNICORN asdjlkgaf she’s adorably awkward and I love her so much ❤️ also this may sound weird but she smells REALLY nice i just noticed that when we took a picture together wow 😍 she was about to take a picture with amnesianda but she asked if we wanted a picture together with all 3 of us and just wow she’s thoughtful asfgjkdsla clintbartonsdog asked her to sign her wristband and told her that she’s really neat and Cecily was like “oh no im not neat”

Beck and Kyle came out at one point but they never stop for pics but they saw my sign!!! They read it and like congratulated us for waiting/getting tickets or something. Beck seemed really happy and Kyle smiled and waved at us and thanked us for being there ☺️

I waited for like another hour for Colin because the first time I was here he came right after I left. I heard that he and Scarlett Johansson were holding hands during the show 👀 Richard (from the standby line) said he waited at another entrance and saw Lorne, Kenan, and Steven Spielberg!!!!!!!!

GREAT NIGHT VERY FUN DEFINITELY WORTH SLEEPING ON THE STREET FOR THIS

[blazermckinnon]

Meeting the cast of SNL 9/30/17

@clintbartonsdog , @myloveholtzy , and I wait at the barricades. We see some people from the standby line. The girl next to me was first or second in the standby line. We laugh and talk about the sketches like which ones were cut, which ones were funny, and PAPYRUS. It's extremely cold when the barricades go up. The girl next to me apologizes for bumping into me so much, it's really cute I love women.

Aziz Ansari walked out and we were all too shook to react quickly. We called his name and he waves but his head is down and looked like he didn't want to stop which I completely respect, it was cool enough to see him without expecting it.

Kate was the first cast member to come out. She waved and smiled but walked to her car and didn’t stop for pictures. Except for this one guy who stopped her for a picture as she was walking to her car which honestly was a bit unfair but oh well it is what it is.

Heidi came out but no one yelled her name except for a few of us so I felt super awkward about asking for a pic. Same with Chris and Luke. 

Next was Melissa (smiling as I write this because she's so pure). She was overwhelmed with happiness when the fans next to us show her gifts. She takes her time when stopping to interact with each of us and was so nice. She took a really derpy picture with @myloveholtzy and laughed, it was literally so funny I hope you post it lmao. I really appreciate her taking her time and making sure everyone got what they wanted am I in love? I think the fuck I am.

Then Aidy walked out and she is a woman™. She's also incredibly nice and stops for pictures, taking her time to take a good one with all of us. She's so sweet and caring and I'm so happy she does this every time. I, once again, got a blurry picture with her but I’m just glad I got one at all. 

Next was Alex and I am so shook. He's honestly such a down to earth guy and takes his time to make our experience funny and individual to each of us. I got a really funny picture of him looking down because @myloveholtzy accidentally stabbed him with her sharpie. He read my sign and laughed, and said "well now I know!" after reading "SNL stands for Saturday Night Live" on the sign which was so nice of him cuz he didn’t have to do that at all long story short I love him.

Next was Leslie and I finally got a picture with her!! It took me doing barricades 4 times but finally!! She smelled like weed, was wearing rainbow shoes, and signed her name with 2017. Only Leslie Jones could do that and pull it off.

Beck and Kyle came out at some point but didn't stop for pictures (throwback to when I got a picture with Beck after the Dave Chappelle episode). But they don't stop for pictures anymore) Beck put his hands up when we cheered lol and Kyle was really nice and said hi to us as they walked by. I think they asked us if we saw the show when they read our signs.

Mikey came out and cheered us on when we saw him. He saw our signs and asked us who we saw, he was really excited when we said who signed so far (Leslie, Alex, etc). He got distracted and went to take pictures with other fans but his friend said (very seriously) that he forgot to take pictures with us and that @myloveholtzy was really upset. I felt bad, I was about to be like oh nah it's cool but bless his friend for doing that cuz I've never gotten a picture with Mikey. He did a duck face in our pictures he's so funny. 

Holy shit Cecily Strong. Just as we were talking about how she rarely ever comes out, she walked out looking gorgeous I’m so shook. I think she asked if we watched the show as she was signing my sign and I said “yea you were so funny!” and she said “well that’s what i’m hoping!” idk i was lowkey embarrassed like no duh out of all the things i could’ve talked to her about i’m a mess lmao @clintbartonsdog was highkey flirting with her as she signed her wristband by calling her neat and Cecily denied it. I took a picture at a pretty low angle I tend to do that I guess my arms were too cold to actually lift up. So shook.

The barricades went down at around 2:30. Richard, our Australian friend, told us he saw Kenan, Lorne, and Spielberg at the other entrance. We waited a little longer in case Colin would come out but apparently he was with Scarjo (supposedly holding hands after the show) so he must've left the other way.

Truly an unforgettable two days. I cannot thank @myloveholtzy enough and @clintbartonsdog for being wonderful company.

As always, if you have any questions or are nervous about doing standby/barricades yourself, feel free to hit me up I'm down to talk/help you out 🤗

Click here for my other SNL experiences. 

[bybyeblackbird]

You can choose to see the truth and admit that a celebrity that you don't actually know has done something horrible or you can continue to victim blame and stew in your internalized misogyny. All up to you, sis. izzy-pea. tumblr. com/ post/162210204069/theversatilist-clintbartonsdog

Thanks! However, as usual, when y’all try to send me some shit you think will ‘convince me,’ turns out that ‘whatever you were looking for doesn’t currently exist.’

Cheers!

[kate-the-goddess-blog]

Do you know any other blogs that post regularly about Kate and her friends like you do?

There are a ton!!! This was really tough cuz i didn’t want to leave anybody out but some of my favorites (in no particular order) are:

@ilysmkmac @myloveholtzy @sapphiclesbian @jillianghostmann @ihaveafeelingitsmichigan @safetylights @ghost–tits @kmckinnonfan @back-home-ballers @fairy-gay-mother @holdingontoyoufordearlife @fuckyeahk8mckinnon @katemckinnon-ed @ridiculouspicturesofkatemckinnon @mckinnonsholtzmann @isingforthethings @crinklemouse @harold-shes-lesbian 

Here are some blogs that reblog other stuff too but are really good:

@crotch-centric-over-here @rowdyholtzy @clintbartonsdog @hltzmnn

Pretty much anybody who reblogs a ton of my stuff 😂😂😂 jk i don’t care about that

(Any other Kate blogs that I missed feel free to comment or something lol so this anon can see your blog!)

There are so many more great Kate blogs but here are some you can start off with! idk if you’re a new Kate blog or just looking for some to follow but it really is a great community! Have fun exploring :)

[heather5280]

@clintbartonsdog this is how we got jake

TABBY JDKWJDKSNFK

[queerbioengineer]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know more! I was tagged by @rootproxy

relationship status: taken (for granted by the general public, but I also have a girlfriend) favourite colour: blue. great website for me, right? lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick out of necessity, but lipstick if I’m in the mood to intimidate men last songs i listened to: “Versace on the Floor,” by Bruno Mars, “Bruh” by Lil Dicky, and  “Go the Distance” from the Disney movie Hercules. last movie i watched: Beauty and the Beast top three tv shows: Brooklyn 99, SNL, and Bob’s Burgers top three characters: Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters 2016), Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99), and Veronica Lodge (Riverdale)

top three ships: holtzbert (Ghostbusters 2016), peraltiago (Brooklyn 99), and Jughead x a stable home life (Riverdale)

@clintbartonsdog @bisexual-and-bitter @presidentsapphic @sapphiclesbian @kate-mcmarryme @katemckinnonmylife @holtzdammit @lesbianspacepilot @crotch-centric-over-here

[jjbrozier]

All these anons calling you cute but I'm gonna straight up say you're attractive af without hiding who I am 😇🌈😝😱

@clintbartonsdog you're a dirty liar but I love you anyway

[heather5280]

Trying my hardest to stay awake so I can spot @clintbartonsdog on tv when she dies when Kate looks her way

[sapphiresea]

this is a callout post for @clintbartonsdog, @kmckinnonfan, @myloveholtzy, @jillianghostmann, @armadillogalpal, @holtzedmckinnon, @keep-it-in-your-jorts, @kate-mcmarryme and @ilikethewaywedanced for being too amazing and great like stop it’s not fair

[myloveholtzy]

insp by @clintbartonsdog

[holtzdammit]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by @kmckinnonfan and @mcholtzy

A) Age: 19 this year!

B) Biggest fear: i don’t really have any

C) Current time: 4:20 AM

D) Drink you last had: Cucumber infused water

E) Every day starts with: checking my social media LMAO

F) Favourite song atm: HMMM. It’s been ‘I Don’t Know’ by Peter and Kerry for a few weeks

G) Ghosts, are they real?:  YES!1!!1111!!!!! // blows a kiss to erin gilbert //

H) Hometown?: Singapore (?) idk whats considered a town in my country. HAHAH 

I) In love with??: Middle Aged Women

J) Jealous of?: Kwiig’s boyfriend 

K) Killed Someone?: my dignity

L) Last time you cried: yesterday WHEN I WATCHED POWER RANGERS I WON’T TELL YA’LL WHY BECAUSE I DONT WANNA GIVE YA’LL SPOILERS BUT DAMNNN IT WAS GOOD

M) Middle name: I don’t have a middle name??? IDK 

N) Number of siblings: 1

O) One wish: Lose 5kg 

P) Person you last called/texted: my bestfriend

Q) Questions you are always being asked: can i check you ID?

R) Reasons to smile: Kristen Wiig’s Laugh 

S) Song last sung: Stand By Me

T) Time you woke up: 10:50 AM

U) Underwear colour: white with small donuts prints

W) Worst habits: I procrastinate a lot  

X) X-rays you’ve had: HMM i’ve never had an x-ray!

Y) Your favourite food: Sushi, Xiao long bao, fries, Japanese curry, anything with cheese

Z) Zodiac sign: Gemini 

 i’ll tag @goatblood @ilanaglazers @riversgron @clintbartonsdog @jillianghostmann @chewiedaniels @sapphiclesbian 

[portalpylon]

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better! tagged by @spaecekeith

Name: brionna

Nicknames: bri

Zodiac Sign: aries

Height: 5′3″

Orientation: lesbian demisexual

Ethnicity: uhhh... white? of irish descent

Favourite Fruit: apples

Favourite Season: fall <3

Favourite Book: i've read so many books but i don't really have a Fave Fave? i've re-read mockingjay like 4 times though, so. but ofc harry potter is up there too

Favourite Flower: lilacs!

Favorite Scent: it's a tie between lavander and japanese cherry blossom

Favourite Colour: deep blues and purples

Favourite Animal: idk i love sharks and lions and dogs and cats,, so many

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: hot cocoa

Average Sleep Hours: We Just Don't Know :-)

Cat or Dog Person: dog person

Favourite Fictional Character: the ninth doctor, rose tyler, danny fenton, sam manson, danny lawrence, sarah manning, jillian holtzmann, stitch, amethyst, garnet, marceline abadeer... others i can't think of rn

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: just one comforter usually

Dream Trip: hmm... london probably, maybe ireland or scotland, the harry potter attractions

Blog Created: june of 2013

Number of Followers: as of right now 1,138 (that's so Wild™)

i’m tagging @punk-rock-science @clintbartonsdog @h-oltzmann and @quirky-nymph 

[funkelly]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun! I was tagged by @mcholtzy

A) Age: I legitimately forget sometimes.

B) Biggest fear: its not a constant fear, but not being believed.

C) Current time: 10:53pm

D) Drink you last had: water

E) Every day starts with: checking my phone, prayer, and forcing myself to get out of bed.

F) Favourite song atm: The Longest Road (F/Lissie) by Morgan Page, the Deadmaus Remix.

G) Ghosts, are they real?: Yes. I’ve run into a few in varying degrees.

H) Hometown?: Vegas

I) In love with??: My family. Friends. Good, nice people.

J) Jealous of?: Nobody. We all have different life paths.

K) Killed Someone?: No.

L) Last time you cried: Like three times today. Once a month I can’t keep it together.

M) Middle name: I think that’ll be a secret for now.

N) Number of siblings: 2

O) One wish: To travel the world.

P) Person you last called/texted: My friend Katie.

Q) Questions you are always being asked: Honestly can’t say there is one.

R) Reasons to smile: Too many to list.

S) Song last sung: Best Day of My Life by American Authors.

T) Time you woke up: Which time? I wake up several times a night.

U) Underwear colour: Navy.

W) Worst habits: Procrastinating.

X) X-rays you’ve had: At least 30.

Y) Your favourite food: So many things my Mom makes.

Z) Zodiac sign: Cancer

Not sure who to tag so…

@roots-symphony @disdurbinglyaddictedtobooks @clintbartonsdog @emmi-kat @abakerstrilogyhas4books @not

[thesupercorpcollection]

A Loaded Gun - Lezcorp (Nonbinarybiomajor)

Word Count: 948

Summary: In response to @clintbartonsdog's post “Lena finds out Kara is Supergirl when they are out walking downtown and someone tries to shoot Lena and Kara dives in front of her and the bullet just...bounces into the gutter.”