#clintbartonsdog

[undersummerskyy]

Rules: you have to tag 20 followers you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @katemckinnonisbae , @let-the-grass-grow and @kathryn-mckinnon-berthold THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, IT’S SUPER SWEET <3

Gender: Female

Star Sign: LIBRA (and very proud haha, I have a libra tattoo)

Height: Uhhh I’m really tiny, just looked it up, apparently I’m 5′1. 

Sexual Orientation: I think it’s pretty clear, but yeah I’m a lesbian. 

Hogwarts House: RAVENCLAW :) :)

Favourite Colour: Yellow! (I know, I know, strange)

Favorite animal: Probably cats, though I do have a weird fascination for lady bugs. 

Average hours of sleep: Around 8 hours. Usually, I sleep like 4 hours one night and then 11 the other so.. it’s weird. 

Cat or dog person: I LOVE CATS (I have a tattoo of a cat on my wrist)

Favorite Fictional Characters: Obviously Jillian Holtzmann, Erin Gilbert, also Emily Prentiss, Addison Montgomery, Leslie Knope, Regina Mills, Emma Swan (but like badass Emma from the first seasons and not this captain Hook loving weirdo) and also Alex Danvers. I’m forgetting so many..

Number of blankets I sleep with: one, I’m usually super hot, especially during the night. 

Favourite Singer/Band: I love The Script and Kensington! :)

Dream trip: Uhhh right now it’s New York, even though I’ve been there already. I just loved it so much and I really want to go back again :) 

Dream job: Floormanager on SNL :) 

When was this blog made? I think maybe two months ago?? I don’t know, really recently :) 

Number of followers: 503 apparently! LOVE YOU ALL!

What made you decide to create this blog? I already had a blog, but I started to post a lot of Kate/Ghostbusters stuff and I just felt like it was weird because it was more of a Swan Queen blog. Besides I share it with my straight best friend and she was done with all my obsessing about Kate haha ;) Anyways, I also started to write Holtzbert fanfiction and I just really needed a place to talk and post about Kate/Ghostbusters :) Soooo I guess that’s why! :) 

I’m tagging (I’m just gonna tag some people I know, and the rest will be random because I do want to get to know more of you better): @booyahholtzy @balderrask @gay-for-kristen--gay-for-kate @dr-jill-holtzmann @jillian-holtzdamn @dreamshapers-universe @kommissrawr @krassetorte @mckinnoff @missmaku @interminatis-paradoxum @clintbartonsdog @sprinkles-and-gayness @worlds-tiniest-bowtie @katemcmiddleton @kate-mckidding @katemckitty @ghst-bustin @holtzyistheprize @mckinnonsass

[blazermckinnon]

Meeting the cast of SNL 9/30/17

@clintbartonsdog , @myloveholtzy , and I wait at the barricades. We see some people from the standby line. The girl next to me was first or second in the standby line. We laugh and talk about the sketches like which ones were cut, which ones were funny, and PAPYRUS. It's extremely cold when the barricades go up. The girl next to me apologizes for bumping into me so much, it's really cute I love women.

Aziz Ansari walked out and we were all too shook to react quickly. We called his name and he waves but his head is down and looked like he didn't want to stop which I completely respect, it was cool enough to see him without expecting it.

Kate was the first cast member to come out. She waved and smiled but walked to her car and didn’t stop for pictures. Except for this one guy who stopped her for a picture as she was walking to her car which honestly was a bit unfair but oh well it is what it is.

Heidi came out but no one yelled her name except for a few of us so I felt super awkward about asking for a pic. Same with Chris and Luke. 

Next was Melissa (smiling as I write this because she's so pure). She was overwhelmed with happiness when the fans next to us show her gifts. She takes her time when stopping to interact with each of us and was so nice. She took a really derpy picture with @myloveholtzy and laughed, it was literally so funny I hope you post it lmao. I really appreciate her taking her time and making sure everyone got what they wanted am I in love? I think the fuck I am.

Then Aidy walked out and she is a woman™. She's also incredibly nice and stops for pictures, taking her time to take a good one with all of us. She's so sweet and caring and I'm so happy she does this every time. I, once again, got a blurry picture with her but I’m just glad I got one at all. 

Next was Alex and I am so shook. He's honestly such a down to earth guy and takes his time to make our experience funny and individual to each of us. I got a really funny picture of him looking down because @myloveholtzy accidentally stabbed him with her sharpie. He read my sign and laughed, and said "well now I know!" after reading "SNL stands for Saturday Night Live" on the sign which was so nice of him cuz he didn’t have to do that at all long story short I love him.

Next was Leslie and I finally got a picture with her!! It took me doing barricades 4 times but finally!! She smelled like weed, was wearing rainbow shoes, and signed her name with 2017. Only Leslie Jones could do that and pull it off.

Beck and Kyle came out at some point but didn't stop for pictures (throwback to when I got a picture with Beck after the Dave Chappelle episode). But they don't stop for pictures anymore) Beck put his hands up when we cheered lol and Kyle was really nice and said hi to us as they walked by. I think they asked us if we saw the show when they read our signs.

Mikey came out and cheered us on when we saw him. He saw our signs and asked us who we saw, he was really excited when we said who signed so far (Leslie, Alex, etc). He got distracted and went to take pictures with other fans but his friend said (very seriously) that he forgot to take pictures with us and that @myloveholtzy was really upset. I felt bad, I was about to be like oh nah it's cool but bless his friend for doing that cuz I've never gotten a picture with Mikey. He did a duck face in our pictures he's so funny. 

Holy shit Cecily Strong. Just as we were talking about how she rarely ever comes out, she walked out looking gorgeous I’m so shook. I think she asked if we watched the show as she was signing my sign and I said “yea you were so funny!” and she said “well that’s what i’m hoping!” idk i was lowkey embarrassed like no duh out of all the things i could’ve talked to her about i’m a mess lmao @clintbartonsdog was highkey flirting with her as she signed her wristband by calling her neat and Cecily denied it. I took a picture at a pretty low angle I tend to do that I guess my arms were too cold to actually lift up. So shook.

The barricades went down at around 2:30. Richard, our Australian friend, told us he saw Kenan, Lorne, and Spielberg at the other entrance. We waited a little longer in case Colin would come out but apparently he was with Scarjo (supposedly holding hands after the show) so he must've left the other way.

Truly an unforgettable two days. I cannot thank @myloveholtzy enough and @clintbartonsdog for being wonderful company.

As always, if you have any questions or are nervous about doing standby/barricades yourself, feel free to hit me up I'm down to talk/help you out 🤗

Click here for my other SNL experiences. 

[kate-the-goddess-blog]

Do you know any other blogs that post regularly about Kate and her friends like you do?

There are a ton!!! This was really tough cuz i didn’t want to leave anybody out but some of my favorites (in no particular order) are:

@ilysmkmac @myloveholtzy @sapphiclesbian @jillianghostmann @ihaveafeelingitsmichigan @safetylights @ghost–tits @kmckinnonfan @back-home-ballers @fairy-gay-mother @holdingontoyoufordearlife @fuckyeahk8mckinnon @katemckinnon-ed @ridiculouspicturesofkatemckinnon @mckinnonsholtzmann @isingforthethings @crinklemouse @harold-shes-lesbian 

Here are some blogs that reblog other stuff too but are really good:

@crotch-centric-over-here @rowdyholtzy @clintbartonsdog @hltzmnn

Pretty much anybody who reblogs a ton of my stuff 😂😂😂 jk i don’t care about that

(Any other Kate blogs that I missed feel free to comment or something lol so this anon can see your blog!)

There are so many more great Kate blogs but here are some you can start off with! idk if you’re a new Kate blog or just looking for some to follow but it really is a great community! Have fun exploring :)

[heather5280]

@clintbartonsdog this is how we got jake

TABBY JDKWJDKSNFK

[queerbioengineer]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know more! I was tagged by @rootproxy

relationship status: taken (for granted by the general public, but I also have a girlfriend) favourite colour: blue. great website for me, right? lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick out of necessity, but lipstick if I’m in the mood to intimidate men last songs i listened to: “Versace on the Floor,” by Bruno Mars, “Bruh” by Lil Dicky, and  “Go the Distance” from the Disney movie Hercules. last movie i watched: Beauty and the Beast top three tv shows: Brooklyn 99, SNL, and Bob’s Burgers top three characters: Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters 2016), Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99), and Veronica Lodge (Riverdale)

top three ships: holtzbert (Ghostbusters 2016), peraltiago (Brooklyn 99), and Jughead x a stable home life (Riverdale)

@clintbartonsdog @bisexual-and-bitter @presidentsapphic @sapphiclesbian @kate-mcmarryme @katemckinnonmylife @holtzdammit @lesbianspacepilot @crotch-centric-over-here

[jjbrozier]

All these anons calling you cute but I'm gonna straight up say you're attractive af without hiding who I am 😇🌈😝😱

@clintbartonsdog you're a dirty liar but I love you anyway

[heather5280]

Trying my hardest to stay awake so I can spot @clintbartonsdog on tv when she dies when Kate looks her way

[sapphiresea]

this is a callout post for @clintbartonsdog, @kmckinnonfan, @myloveholtzy, @jillianghostmann, @armadillogalpal, @holtzedmckinnon, @keep-it-in-your-jorts, @kate-mcmarryme and @ilikethewaywedanced for being too amazing and great like stop it’s not fair

[myloveholtzy]

insp by @clintbartonsdog

[holtzdammit]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by @kmckinnonfan and @mcholtzy

A) Age: 19 this year!

B) Biggest fear: i don’t really have any

C) Current time: 4:20 AM

D) Drink you last had: Cucumber infused water

E) Every day starts with: checking my social media LMAO

F) Favourite song atm: HMMM. It’s been ‘I Don’t Know’ by Peter and Kerry for a few weeks

G) Ghosts, are they real?:  YES!1!!1111!!!!! // blows a kiss to erin gilbert //

H) Hometown?: Singapore (?) idk whats considered a town in my country. HAHAH 

I) In love with??: Middle Aged Women

J) Jealous of?: Kwiig’s boyfriend 

K) Killed Someone?: my dignity

L) Last time you cried: yesterday WHEN I WATCHED POWER RANGERS I WON’T TELL YA’LL WHY BECAUSE I DONT WANNA GIVE YA’LL SPOILERS BUT DAMNNN IT WAS GOOD

M) Middle name: I don’t have a middle name??? IDK 

N) Number of siblings: 1

O) One wish: Lose 5kg 

P) Person you last called/texted: my bestfriend

Q) Questions you are always being asked: can i check you ID?

R) Reasons to smile: Kristen Wiig’s Laugh 

S) Song last sung: Stand By Me

T) Time you woke up: 10:50 AM

U) Underwear colour: white with small donuts prints

W) Worst habits: I procrastinate a lot  

X) X-rays you’ve had: HMM i’ve never had an x-ray!

Y) Your favourite food: Sushi, Xiao long bao, fries, Japanese curry, anything with cheese

Z) Zodiac sign: Gemini 

 i’ll tag @goatblood @ilanaglazers @riversgron @clintbartonsdog @jillianghostmann @chewiedaniels @sapphiclesbian 

[portalpylon]

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better! tagged by @spaecekeith

Name: brionna

Nicknames: bri

Zodiac Sign: aries

Height: 5′3″

Orientation: lesbian demisexual

Ethnicity: uhhh... white? of irish descent

Favourite Fruit: apples

Favourite Season: fall <3

Favourite Book: i've read so many books but i don't really have a Fave Fave? i've re-read mockingjay like 4 times though, so. but ofc harry potter is up there too

Favourite Flower: lilacs!

Favorite Scent: it's a tie between lavander and japanese cherry blossom

Favourite Colour: deep blues and purples

Favourite Animal: idk i love sharks and lions and dogs and cats,, so many

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: hot cocoa

Average Sleep Hours: We Just Don't Know :-)

Cat or Dog Person: dog person

Favourite Fictional Character: the ninth doctor, rose tyler, danny fenton, sam manson, danny lawrence, sarah manning, jillian holtzmann, stitch, amethyst, garnet, marceline abadeer... others i can't think of rn

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: just one comforter usually

Dream Trip: hmm... london probably, maybe ireland or scotland, the harry potter attractions

Blog Created: june of 2013

Number of Followers: as of right now 1,138 (that's so Wild™)

i’m tagging @punk-rock-science @clintbartonsdog @h-oltzmann and @quirky-nymph 

[funkelly]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun! I was tagged by @mcholtzy

A) Age: I legitimately forget sometimes.

B) Biggest fear: its not a constant fear, but not being believed.

C) Current time: 10:53pm

D) Drink you last had: water

E) Every day starts with: checking my phone, prayer, and forcing myself to get out of bed.

F) Favourite song atm: The Longest Road (F/Lissie) by Morgan Page, the Deadmaus Remix.

G) Ghosts, are they real?: Yes. I’ve run into a few in varying degrees.

H) Hometown?: Vegas

I) In love with??: My family. Friends. Good, nice people.

J) Jealous of?: Nobody. We all have different life paths.

K) Killed Someone?: No.

L) Last time you cried: Like three times today. Once a month I can’t keep it together.

M) Middle name: I think that’ll be a secret for now.

N) Number of siblings: 2

O) One wish: To travel the world.

P) Person you last called/texted: My friend Katie.

Q) Questions you are always being asked: Honestly can’t say there is one.

R) Reasons to smile: Too many to list.

S) Song last sung: Best Day of My Life by American Authors.

T) Time you woke up: Which time? I wake up several times a night.

U) Underwear colour: Navy.

W) Worst habits: Procrastinating.

X) X-rays you’ve had: At least 30.

Y) Your favourite food: So many things my Mom makes.

Z) Zodiac sign: Cancer

Not sure who to tag so…

@roots-symphony @disdurbinglyaddictedtobooks @clintbartonsdog @emmi-kat @abakerstrilogyhas4books @not

[thesupercorpcollection]

A Loaded Gun - Lezcorp (Nonbinarybiomajor)

Word Count: 948

Summary: In response to @clintbartonsdog's post “Lena finds out Kara is Supergirl when they are out walking downtown and someone tries to shoot Lena and Kara dives in front of her and the bullet just...bounces into the gutter.”

[ao3feed-ghostbusters]

Behind Baby Blues

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2m4Zqlm

by clintbartonsdog (Marvelous_apparitions)

A series of unrelated snapshots diving into the mind and heart of my favorite tiny, useless gay: Jillian Holtzmann.

Words: 729, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Ghostbusters (2016)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, Gen

Characters: Abby Yates, Jillian Holtzmann, Erin Gilbert, Patty Tolan

Relationships: Erin Gilbert & Jillian Holtzmann, Erin Gilbert/Jillian Holtzmann, Jillian Holtzmann & Patty Tolan

Additional Tags: Character Study, neurodivergent Holtz, One Shot Collection, Insecurity

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2m4Zqlm

[kingofthe-egirls]

I was tagged by @gaycheldare!

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Jessica

Nicknames: Jess, Jessie, Jessica Rabbit, Juicy, Joo-sica, “hey you”

Zodiac Sign: sun: taurus, moon: gemini

Height: 5′4

Orientation: gettin’ bi

Ethnicity: white: mom’s italian, dad’s polish

Favorite Fruit: raspberries

Favorite Season: spring

Favorite Book: East by Edith Pattou

Favorite Flower: hyacinth

Favorite Scent: ironed fabric

Favorite Colour: sapphire blue

Favorite Animal: polar bear

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea!

Average Sleep Hours: 7-9

Cat or dog person? bunny person

Favorite Fictional Character: percy jackson and annabeth chase

Number of blankets you sleep with: as many as possible

Dream Trip: Paris

Blog Created: i’ve had a tumblr since 2012

Number of Followers: not a lot lmao

I tag: @theweepingtrees @bananannabeth @tatert00ts @consistently-theatrical @c-kreiner @clintbartonsdog @howgayofme @hardgarbage and all the porn blogs that are following me ty goodnight

[jjbrozier]

A loaded gun

In response to @clintbartonsdog‘s post “Lena finds out Kara is Supergirl when they are out walking downtown and someone tries to shoot Lena and Kara dives in front of her and the bullet just...bounces into the gutter.”

Sorry in advance, this got a bit angsty/smutty.

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Kara and Lena hadn’t been together long. Sure, it’d been over two months, and the two had had more dates and movie nights than either cared to count, but Kara hadn’t even introduced Lena to her mother yet, let alone divulged her secret.

It was one of those famous National City evenings - pleasantly cool, the sun just barely still visible behind the city’s iconic skyline - when the two were out for yet another stroll in the park, a part of what had become the couple’s weekly routine. The park itself was mostly empty, allowing them a few much-needed moments of quiet after days packed full of irritating businessmen and Snapper’s harsh remarks.

A comfortable silence had fallen between them while they walked, their hands linked and swinging slightly with each stride. Lena looked over at Kara and smiled to herself. The past two months had been some of the best of her life; for what felt like (and may have been) the first time, she had someone who cared about her selflessly, someone with whom she could afford to take moments like this to just… be.

It took a moment for Kara to notice that Lena’s eyes were no longer on their surroundings. She turned beaming to her girlfriend, watched her smile grow to take up residence in the almost-nonexistent lines beside her beautiful green eyes, a smile that Kara had learned was reserved for her. She heard her Lena’s heart flutter in her chest before it settled back down.

“Kara, I hope you know how special you are to me,” she said, her eyes growing misty at the corners. “You’re so passionate, and smart, and by god you have such a beautiful heart and I just-”

“Shh…” Kara held up a hand, a look of concentration and concern on her face as she looked away from Lena.

“I’m sorry,” Lena started, “did I overstep or-”

Kara shook her head, still pensive, before her head whipped around to their other side, looking worried. Lena turned to see where it was the blonde was looking when suddenly the glint of metal shone from behind a group of bushes, and it all clicked into place.

It all happened so quickly. As the gun cocked, Lena pushed Kara behind her, a terrified “Kara, I’m sorry,” on her lips as the shot rang out, and then -

Clink

She didn’t remember Kara stepping in front of her, nor did she register the gunman disappearing as soon as he had appeared. All she noticed was the fact that she wasn’t, well, dead and the harmless tinkling of the bullet as it rolled across the sidewalk and into a nearby gutter.

Her first thought was Kara, and she immediately rushed around to her front to see...nothing. Lena’s hands traced Kara’s torso looking for something, anything, but there was no blood, no bullet hole, not a trace of what probably would’ve cost anyone else their life. She did, however, feel the dulled ridges of embroidery beneath Kara’s button-down, the friction of fabric on fabric, the outline of a symbol over Kara’s chest.

Lena’s hands fell to Kara’s arms as she pulled back to look at the reporter’s face, now bright red and panicky for a completely different reason than before.

“Kara,” Lena said, one eyebrow tweaking upward at the corner, “take me home.”

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Ten minutes later, they step out of the elevator and into Lena’s penthouse apartment, the cold tile clicking with each fall of Lena’s heels. They make their way to the kitchen, to the marble island on which Lena sets down her bag as Kara stands beside her, nervously wringing her hands together and tugging on the sleeves of her cardigan.

“Lena, I-I c-can explain…” she starts, but is soon cut off by Lena’s hands on her hips, pinning her with her back to the island as she leaned in, lips just brushing Kara’s ear.

“You know, we would’ve gotten here a lot faster if you’d flown.”

Kara shudders and stammers before Lena’s red-painted lips are on hers, hungry and demanding and desperate while her hands push the cardigan from Kara’s shoulders and deftly unbuttons the blonde’s baby blue button-down. She growls against her girlfriend as her fingers find sturdy blue material beneath.

Clothes - suits included - are torn from their bodies and thrown about haphazardly as they make their way to Lena’s bedroom, collapsing on the bed in a tangle of limbs and lips and teeth and shaky breaths. Lena situates herself on top of Kara and kisses and licks and bites at every inch of skin she can find because she’s alive and Kara is Supergirl and Kara is gasping and moaning because of her fingers, because of her tongue, and by god she swears she knows what flying feels like.

And when Kara emerges from the bedroom the next morning to find a messy-haired, post-sex-glowing Lena in the kitchen wearing her suit like an oversized t-shirt she just about melts because nothing has ever felt this right.

They don’t talk about it until later, huddled on the couch under a crimson-red blanket while watching some ridiculous cooking competition on Food Network; when they do, it’s an apology and a thank-you and they’re crying because they realize that they were both ready and willing to quite literally die for one another when the time came.

Lena keeps one hand on Kara’s chest, over where the bullet would’ve pierced her skin, because “I was so afraid that I had lost you.”

And when Kara pulls Lena to her chest and presses a kiss into raven hair with a whispered “don’t worry, I won’t let that happen,” they both know that she means it.