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lary-the-lizard · 7 months ago

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My sibling’s child is not yet 15 months and they LOVE to climb and are unnaturally strong for a 1 year old. They climb everything, today they tried to climb up the oven using the handle and LIFTING themself. They climb the couch and sofa, the AC unit, the coffee tables, the piano, the shower and towel rack. When the baby gates are down they climb the stairs and come down just to climb them again. They climb me. Just now they climbed over me just climb over me again the other way repeatedly, chuckling and giggling the whole time. Before that they climbed up on the sofa to sit by me and steal green beans from my bowl. I put the green beans on the coffee table to go make them a bottle of formula. They climbed the coffee table to steal more green beans.

#clinging #childcare #babysitting #climbing baby #laughing baby #theft #my green beans!#cute and funny

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nedlittle · 2 months ago

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#ice ice baby #polls #pls rb i want a good sample size #we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained #it could be its own separate poll #anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse #i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck #one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died #the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao #and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help #hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up #greatest (s)hits

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quesocheeso · 29 days ago

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Macaque's immortal heart almost stops at that moment😭 He was hoping to find his husband playing with the baby not the baby playing with the over 8 ton staff

Don't worry Wukong woke up immediately and took the staff away,,, doesn't mean Macaque didn't have the biggest scare of his life knowing that if the baby lifting the staff was a fluke he wouldn't have been able to lift the staff to save Xiaotian.

(Normally Macaque would be able to lift the staff for short periods of time, but since Xiaotian is still an infant, he keeps funneling his energy from Mac which means Macaque can't lift the staff at all at the moment,, so new panic mode activated)

Sunset Line | 350 years ago

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#lmk #sunset!au #ttm!au #time traveling monkey au #shadowpeach #lmk mk #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #free my man Mac he needs a break #Wukong also needs a break my guy is just napping eveywhere #raising a baby is no joke #also yeah MK can climb around even if hes baby baby #he is still part monkey

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #they r just BABIES #these 3 r the fiends of the playground . they make me SICK #thinks abt yuuji with his scuffed knees n the socks/crocs combo covered in dirt n mud still beaming at megumi with the force of 1000 suns #thinks about nobara making the two of them push her on the swingset :((((((#thinks about them climbing trees collecting cool rocks looking fr bugs being KIDS #i want to die actually. i shouldnt have drawn this #in other news! hina put yuuji in something Other than a plain white t shirt challenge clear!#u cant see all of it but th shirt says explore #N NOBARAS OUTFIT IS SO CUTE tbh i lowkey . want.#coordinated her bracelet n hairclip bc she Would. best dressed 8 year old #omg but speaking of best dressed 8 year olds #looking through kids fashion on pinterest fr ref and . WHO is dressing these kids children r not meant to look that put together #where r the obnoxious layers where r the clashing colours wtf is up with all this beige n cashmere n collars #i do not like this world we live in where toddlers can look more expensive than me #put those preschoolers in bright purple and orange as god intended >:(#anyway enjoy pls anon im miserable thinking abt the childhood none of them got to have <3

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scrawledjournals · 4 months ago

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rest in peace josh’s relationship status screen at the end of the game you will always be in my heart forever and ever

#just look at that chris bar baby #mine #rambling #my screencaps #technically… even though this is like 3 yrs old #until dawn #josh washington #climbing class #chrisjosh #once again technically

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faunandfloraas · 3 months ago

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🐺+🐶+🥟

#i always remember this video of a baby koala that was lost and crawled into a families backyard and found their golden retriever #and was like well. seems warm and fuzzy. i will climb onto your back and the dog was clearly like ? 👀 what is that thang...#but also just accepted it and let the koala cuddle it so it didnt freeze to death #anyway. seungmin and chan #hyunjins the guy who shares the video with 60 ☹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 emojis. or somehing its 1am bye #hwang hyunjin #bang chan #kim seungmin #bystay #createskz #skz #skz gifs #stray kids #skzedit

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silusvesuius · 6 months ago

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baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

#tes #skyrim #my art #oc #nelavis #barletta #😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn #referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis #i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to #i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic #altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty #ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them #if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure #other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows #on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere #it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be #idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life #ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess #nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too #it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions #like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury #so she has fake ones on her combat gloves #it's cute #elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest #and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff #cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months ago

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my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it #im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #fem danny fenton #female danny fenton #martha knight au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #dp x dc #giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks #points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread #LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY #bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away #martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades #marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed #what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make #the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all #fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)

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ikram1909 · 15 days ago

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Gavi and Flick after Eric's equaliser 😭😭❤️

#nah Flick doesn't know what he got himself into #Gavi got used to climbing him like q tree now it's over 😭😭#pablo gavi #baby waby #hansi flick #fc barcelona

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whoopsitswincest · 7 months ago

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Okay hear me out

THIS dean -

- with THIS Sam

#i just think baby dean and his daddy issues would be all over that #he would climb sam like a tree #and sam would be so gentle with him but he would feel absolutely feral #sam would be all barely restrained ferocity #and dean would be such a brat #and sam would talk in his low soft dom voice #and dean's insides would feel like lava #anyway...............#samdean #wincest #gifs

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0vergrowngraveyard · 1 month ago

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starting off 2025 with boscage sonic (aka scruffy)

random notes about him:

- he’s sonic’s protectiveness (especially towards tails), stubbornness, and love of nature. he’s the big brother, the protector. scruffy is much more serious than sonic is, muzzle basically curved in a permanent frown

- speaking of sonic, his ass hates that mf. not only does this small, spiky guy look like him, he’s also getting a little too close to mangey for scruffy’s liking AND he hurt thorn. if he went after thorn, who’s to say he won’t go after his cub at some point? i also just really like the idea that the different versions of sonic don’t like him because of how quickly he latches onto their versions of tails

- he can talk, he just actively chooses not to unless it’s 100% necessary. he usually just huffs and grunts at people

- he and mangey are separated when sonic goes to the maze. scruffy is in the forest with thorn and birdie

- thorn is his best friend. when the ache in his heart is too much, he goes to her for comfort. he understands that mangey is a scavenger, but he doesn’t like it. he doesn’t like it at all

now for the random lore dump beneath the cut!

scruffy was on the same boat as thorn when it came to the soon-to-be-called scavengers taking the forest’s resources (except for mangey who was doing nothing wrong in his eyes of course). When the time came, he helped the hedgehog drive the scavengers away, only stopping when he noticed mangey was also running from him. He saw the fear in the kit’s eyes has he scrambled up to the treetops with the others and immediately regretted his decision, even if thorn was telling him it was for the better; that mangey chose to go with the scavengers.

by the time sonic lands in the boscage maze, scruffy spends most of his time either with thorn and birdie or near the base of the tree he saw mangey leave on. He is convinced that the little fox is terrified of him and hates him (mangey also thinks scruffy hates him and that’s why the beast scared him away. the kit spends a lot of time near the edges of the wooden platforms in the trees, looking for any sign of his big brother through the leaves) but he still hopes for the day the fox descends from the tree and their little family reunites

that’s all i really have for him so far. still need to work out how exactly he’d fit into the overall story. but yeah, my new boy scruffy!!! i love hims!!!

here’s some more random sketches:

#also just because thorn and the other scavengers are keeping the brothers seperated #that doesn’t mean they’re bad #they’re all just doing what they think is right #especially the scavengers who don’t really want the child going down into the forest where they think two monsters live #scruffy and mangey my beloveds #my babies my boys #the big guy just wants his little guy back is that too much to ask for!!!!!#you bet your asses when they do eventually reunite scruffy is hovering over mangey all the time #or mangey has climbed on top of him #scruffy (boscage sonic)#mangey tails #art #sonic prime

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redbean-nom · 9 months ago

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Cadets

(aka trash children, chaos children, and children who understand 98 is getting graded on this)

Inspired by @thefoundationproject! Closeups under the cut:

jesse got this pic from jangotat:

#star wars #tcw #soft wars #doodling in the soft wars sandbox #i think that'll be my tag for these things #alpha 6 #commander fox #commander neyo #alpha 17 #captain rex #commander wolffe #jangotat #commander doom #commander davijaan #(probably?)#shebse #edee #chekar #i may have messed up the ages oops #but hey we can pretend that the shebse found rex when he was a baby/toddler but he didn't officially join the squad until he was older!#hopefully i did 6's expression justice #against his better instincts he loves his trash children but he is also so so tired of fishing them out of the garbage #6 is grumpy as always; 98 is smug as always; and 17 is too busy getting bitten by a baby to have any other concerns at the moment #(he is about to have many more concerns)#wolffe climbed up 17s back to bite him while he was distracted with the tubie gnawing on his arm #specifically to bite 17s neck because he saw a video of an actual wolf taking down a space-deer and wanted to try it out #i just realized the alphas were still in training for most of the cadet-raising #poor 17 had to write strategy essays or whatever with four 10 yr olds competing to see who can provoke him the most #and a 6 yr old chomping on his ankles #not to mention 16 in the soft wars eu dealing with half of 44's squad on top of his own cadets and probably assorted shebse too

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xiaq · 3 months ago

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I still 100% do not want children, but watching B awkwardly cradle a 2-day-old infant and carry on a serious one-sided conversation with the child about his capillary response and grip strength was possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

#The baby’s father is the person who first introduced B and I at the crag over 5 yrs ago now #This child will possibly be climbing before he walks #Lol #babies #Cusco is largely ambivalent about her new sibling #but she did give him a couple gentle head-licks #Which I think is the ideal dog response to a new baby in the house #mylife

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pespillo · 2 months ago

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