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lary-the-lizard · 5 months ago

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My sibling’s child is not yet 15 months and they LOVE to climb and are unnaturally strong for a 1 year old. They climb everything, today they tried to climb up the oven using the handle and LIFTING themself. They climb the couch and sofa, the AC unit, the coffee tables, the piano, the shower and towel rack. When the baby gates are down they climb the stairs and come down just to climb them again. They climb me. Just now they climbed over me just climb over me again the other way repeatedly, chuckling and giggling the whole time. Before that they climbed up on the sofa to sit by me and steal green beans from my bowl. I put the green beans on the coffee table to go make them a bottle of formula. They climbed the coffee table to steal more green beans.

#clinging #childcare #babysitting #climbing baby #laughing baby #theft #my green beans!#cute and funny

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #they r just BABIES #these 3 r the fiends of the playground . they make me SICK #thinks abt yuuji with his scuffed knees n the socks/crocs combo covered in dirt n mud still beaming at megumi with the force of 1000 suns #thinks about nobara making the two of them push her on the swingset :((((((#thinks about them climbing trees collecting cool rocks looking fr bugs being KIDS #i want to die actually. i shouldnt have drawn this #in other news! hina put yuuji in something Other than a plain white t shirt challenge clear!#u cant see all of it but th shirt says explore #N NOBARAS OUTFIT IS SO CUTE tbh i lowkey . want.#coordinated her bracelet n hairclip bc she Would. best dressed 8 year old #omg but speaking of best dressed 8 year olds #looking through kids fashion on pinterest fr ref and . WHO is dressing these kids children r not meant to look that put together #where r the obnoxious layers where r the clashing colours wtf is up with all this beige n cashmere n collars #i do not like this world we live in where toddlers can look more expensive than me #put those preschoolers in bright purple and orange as god intended >:(#anyway enjoy pls anon im miserable thinking abt the childhood none of them got to have <3

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scrawledjournals · 1 month ago

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rest in peace josh’s relationship status screen at the end of the game you will always be in my heart forever and ever

#just look at that chris bar baby #mine #rambling #my screencaps #technically… even though this is like 3 yrs old #until dawn #josh washington #climbing class #chrisjosh #once again technically

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faunandfloraas · 21 days ago

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🐺+🐶+🥟

#i always remember this video of a baby koala that was lost and crawled into a families backyard and found their golden retriever #and was like well. seems warm and fuzzy. i will climb onto your back and the dog was clearly like ? 👀 what is that thang...#but also just accepted it and let the koala cuddle it so it didnt freeze to death #anyway. seungmin and chan #hyunjins the guy who shares the video with 60 ☹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 emojis. or somehing its 1am bye #hwang hyunjin #bang chan #kim seungmin #bystay #createskz #skz #skz gifs #stray kids #skzedit

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago

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my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it #im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #fem danny fenton #female danny fenton #martha knight au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #dp x dc #giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks #points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread #LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY #bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away #martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades #marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed #what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make #the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all #fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)

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silusvesuius · 4 months ago

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baby👶 drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur 🩵 last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols

#tes #skyrim #my art #oc #nelavis #barletta #😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn #referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis #i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to #i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic #altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty #ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them #if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure #other elves have it easier 🤓#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows #on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere #it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be #idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life #ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess #nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too #it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions #like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury #so she has fake ones on her combat gloves #it's cute #elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest #and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff #cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon

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whoopsitswincest · 5 months ago

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Okay hear me out

THIS dean -

- with THIS Sam

#i just think baby dean and his daddy issues would be all over that #he would climb sam like a tree #and sam would be so gentle with him but he would feel absolutely feral #sam would be all barely restrained ferocity #and dean would be such a brat #and sam would talk in his low soft dom voice #and dean's insides would feel like lava #anyway...............#samdean #wincest #gifs

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redbean-nom · 6 months ago

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Cadets

(aka trash children, chaos children, and children who understand 98 is getting graded on this)

Inspired by @thefoundationproject! Closeups under the cut:

jesse got this pic from jangotat:

#star wars #tcw #soft wars #doodling in the soft wars sandbox #i think that'll be my tag for these things #alpha 6 #commander fox #commander neyo #alpha 17 #captain rex #commander wolffe #jangotat #commander doom #commander davijaan #(probably?)#shebse #edee #chekar #i may have messed up the ages oops #but hey we can pretend that the shebse found rex when he was a baby/toddler but he didn't officially join the squad until he was older!#hopefully i did 6's expression justice #against his better instincts he loves his trash children but he is also so so tired of fishing them out of the garbage #6 is grumpy as always; 98 is smug as always; and 17 is too busy getting bitten by a baby to have any other concerns at the moment #(he is about to have many more concerns)#wolffe climbed up 17s back to bite him while he was distracted with the tubie gnawing on his arm #specifically to bite 17s neck because he saw a video of an actual wolf taking down a space-deer and wanted to try it out #i just realized the alphas were still in training for most of the cadet-raising #poor 17 had to write strategy essays or whatever with four 10 yr olds competing to see who can provoke him the most #and a 6 yr old chomping on his ankles #not to mention 16 in the soft wars eu dealing with half of 44's squad on top of his own cadets and probably assorted shebse too

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xiaq · 21 days ago

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I still 100% do not want children, but watching B awkwardly cradle a 2-day-old infant and carry on a serious one-sided conversation with the child about his capillary response and grip strength was possibly the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

#The baby’s father is the person who first introduced B and I at the crag over 5 yrs ago now #This child will possibly be climbing before he walks #Lol #babies #Cusco is largely ambivalent about her new sibling #but she did give him a couple gentle head-licks #Which I think is the ideal dog response to a new baby in the house #mylife

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babybirbb · 1 year ago

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my favorite pastime is shipping ships from stuff i don’t watch

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feraltwinkseb · 9 months ago

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March 2, 2024 - Sakhir, Bahrain Source: James Moy/Alamy Live News

#why does it look like lando wants to absolutely climb mark like a tree??#flirting hardcore with that old man #sugar baby on the prowl for dilfs #(sorry not sorry)#oh and oscar is there too #lando norris #mark webber #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #2024 #mclaren

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casstelli · 3 months ago

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good w animals neil josten x good with kids andrew minyard do you see the vision

#stray cats and usually well behaved dogs run up to neil for pets #he probably pets pigeons too #a squirrel probably climbed on him once #babies and toddlers keep waving at andrew #6 year old children ask him to hide them when they’re being silly and running from their mothers in a crowd #6 year olds r agents of satan #inversely i think most children don’t like neil and most animals don’t like andrew #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #aftg

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l3irdl3rain · 3 months ago

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Okay so ignorant questions here because I don't know anything about this. From your experience do cats feel upset when their kittens go to be adopted elsewhere? I know there is a time when mother cats start encouraging independence, but when are they okay parting? I end up thinking about in human ways, or "woah those kittens are so small how can they be okay without their parent in a big world with only humans!", which I don't think actually reflects the reality of cats. Do kittens miss their littermates if they're adopted separately or do they just bounce back? Unrelated question, do you know why lavender decided to stop nursing bug? I don't know how cats decide on when to stop nursing either.

Yeah this is definitely a case of applying too many human emotions to an animal. I will say though, kittens may miss their littermates if they go to a home with no other cats to play with. But in my experience it's more of a boredom thing than actually missing their specific siblings. Obviously cats can bond with each other and they can be sad or scared when they lose a friend. But it's rarely a serious concern, especially for confident cats.

In regard to why Lavender stopped nursing Bug, she's kind of a bad mom lol. She hardly wanted to take care of her own kittens. She improved a little after getting spayed. But there was a period where I was hand feeding one of her babies because he wasn't ready to be weaned and she didn't care. She's also probably running really low on milk, considering she stopped nursing her kittens weeks ago and she has been spayed. She does still want to carry Bug around the house like a little trophy.

#ask #a lot of the mother cats I've dealt with seemed relieved to be rid of their babies lol #imagine having 3 or 4 or even more babies climbing all over you and trying to nurse with a mouth full of sharp teeth #bug

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idyllicbby · 13 days ago

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