#cleavland

[seashellisinmyheart]

Dude is giving me Toffee vibes.

[thisisrealy2kok]

[ijustgotherebro]

Vaggie: now i've got to get back before charlie realises im not in bed

Charlie: vaggie? VAGGIE?!

[horses-in-art-history]

Giovanni Battista ("Titta") Lusieri, Peasant on a Donkey, ca. 1783-1787, Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Johan Thomas Lundbye, En italiensk bonde med hans søn, siddende på et æsel, 1846, Statens Museum for Kunst, open.smk.dk, public domain.

Isidore Pills, Girl on a Donkey, 19th century, Cleavland Museum of art.

(Picture source for Peasant on a Donkey, En italiensk bonde med hans søn, siddende på et æsel, and Girl on a Donkey)

[vzm]

sometimes i see those vague positivity posts and i get an itch to reblog them and just tag some random ass shit

[popculturebuffet]

Next up for the FOX adult animation shows, favorite character from the 2009-16 era: Sit Down Shut Up, The Cleveland Show, Bob's Burgers (the biggest hit in this batch), Allen Gregory (the show no one likes and FOX themselves tries to distance from), Napoleon Dynamite 2012, Axe Cop, High School USA, Lucas Bro Moving Co, Golan the Insatiable, Bordertown, and Son of Zorn?

Okay so this is a fun one for a bit reasons: the bulk of these came from a breifly lived attempt by fox at their own late night block ala adult swim done on friday's, Animation Domination High Def. It was honestly a rad experiment that lead to some nice little weird shit you wouldn't get in the more dom com focused lineup including one I think you missed i'll throw in. It's why this is a three parter instead of a two parter: they crammed five diffrent shows into this block most solid. Most. We'll get to that. For now...

Sit Down and Shut UP: I've been waiting for this one... because i fucking hate it. I did not like it as a teen and as an adult any memory of it is bad and should feel bad. I have no intrest in reviewing this unless someone drives a dumptruck of money (or you know 5 bucks for an episode), up to my house. Sit Down and Shut Up comes from the creator of Arrested Devleopment, Mitchell Hurwitz and the connection was hyped up with both Will Arnett and Jason Bateman returning and the cast.. was fairly stacked: In addition to the dynamic duo we had Kristin Chenowith (An actress I always like to see), Kenan Thompson, Will Forte, Cherri Oteri, and Henry Motherfucking Winkler. It's an utterly stacked cast, and also Nick Kroll, that the show utterly wastes having them as one dimensional strrotypes. With main character Larry Littlejunk GET IT HE HAS A TINY PENIS, they TRY to basically make him into Micheal Bluth.. but lack the depth micheal had, being both the straight man bu talso a bit of an asshole. Larry.. is just an asshole who will throw out his morals for his love intrest, but also berates her rather than talk to her while Will Arentt is stuck playing a jerkish jock someone probably through resembled GO. The rest of the characters aren't trying to play arrested development and the show tries to go for a clone high style self refrenital tone but dosen't have the goofiness and rapid pacing needed to pull it off. The result was just a miserable show and what i consider to be the model o f a bad adult sitcom: adult jokes for the sake of it, shock humor, and thin characters who aren't likeable enough to root for and aren't over the top bad enough to be entertaining.

The Cleavland Show: MY HAPPY MUSTACHED FACE IS REVIEWING THE CLEAVLAND SHOW! ha ha ha. This show... is meh. It's the defintion of meh. It has a bright spot or too: They got both David Lynch and Brian Cranston in regular roles, both doing a good job, Terry, Cleavland's gay best friend an da really great character played by Jason Sudekis to perfection. Also best character. But the show itself.. feels like family guys leftovers. For all the flack American Dad got on release as "OH NO ANOTHER SETH MACFARLINE SHOW".. it wasn't. It has some surface similarties to family guy, but even in the pilot none of the characters really match. With Cleavland Show while there are diffrences, it's a LOT closer to family guy in both characters and tone. Cleavland becomes peter 2.0, and the rest of his family are kinda bland in comparssion. The result is a show that just.. dosen't need to exist which is a shame: this is one of only two sitcoms with a promdominently lead cast fox has had. The PJ's may not be for me, but I can repsect the effort that went into it. With Cleavland Show while it has some I just.. can't get into it. And i've tried. There's only a handful of episodes that really work. It's not as bad as family guy in i'ts edgelord era but it dosen't make it GOOD.

Bob's Burgers: Gene. This one just.. lept out and I welcome that: Like many of my faviorites he's the king of the one liner, a guarnateed laugh anytime he says something wildly inapproriate and gets the requisite "Gene" from his father.

The show itself.. is excellent, one of fox's best and a show that, once I got around to catching up, is shockingly consitent. It does have a dip like other fox shows with the seasons before the last one and current one being hit and miss and some aspects not working (How many stories do we need about Tina's friends being shitty before we move on to something else. I know Middle Schoolers make bad choices in friends sometimes, I was there, but come on), but not only has it slowly recovered, with the amazing rudy last year being one of the shows best episodes, but even it's flop era is a lot tamer compared to the others; The Simpsons and Family Guy both had obnoxious periods with notably horrible episodes and character derailment that haunts the franchise discourse to this day. King of the Hill's ocasional painful attempts at

Likewise didn't easily go away. In contrast Bobs just... has less banger episodes as it goes on, something natural for any shows, and still pulled out an excellent movie and a few standout episodes every season, if not more, while also playing iwth the characters and status quo in clever ways to keep it fresh. Other shows went through clear seasonal rot... Bobs.. had a slight seasonal rut.

The show on it's own is just charming: A family who genuinely loves each other, is weird as hell and each member is nicely fleshed out and entertaining: While they can have weak starring episodes, I don't see any of the 5 belchers as a weak link, all lovely fleshed out weirdos with a lot of dynamics to play with. Each of the belchers has some form of dynamic with each other, some bond that makes for plenty of episodes, with an interesting rotating side cast, the bulk vocied by comedy legends (Seriously name a good comedian of voice actor from the last decade. Odds are pretty good they've been on the show. Not 100% sadly but pretty damn consitent), and i'ts own nice little world. It also has an eyepatch wearing millionare lunatic voiced by Kevin Cline. There's not really a lot NOT to like about this show. If you don't that's okay but it's still a standout and helped the shift towards more wholesome adult animated shows, ones that still had plenty of adult content, but weren't cruel or adult for the sake of being an edglord. It's a good show that needs to be adult animated, and showed what the medium could do when it really cooked at a time edgelord nonsense was winning and continues to be consitstant long into it's probably forever run.

Alan Gregory: I've only seen clips and like sit down and shut up you'd have to pay me to watch this pigs anus of a series. Whoever thought "A gay man forces a straight man to be his sex slave" was chucklesome needs to go down a hole and never come out. Just any hole. Even a manhole. Live in the sewer with the dolphins. Just go.

Napoleon Dynamite; I haven't seen a lot of this one either but it feels like the oppsitie: While Alan Gregory never got a chance and good, fuck em, Napolen neve rgot a chance: even I wasn't intrested in givign it one. The movie was fine but by the time the series came out i'd gotten past thinking it was the best thing ever and moved into my modern opinon of "it's quotable as fuck and relatable as fuck but not my faviorite thing". From what clips i've seen and what i've heard though the show is excellent, taking it in a weirder direction, and simply serving as aless down to earth and more cartoony sequel to the movie, but with some of the same awkwardness and most of the cast coming back for this. IT seems deeply charming, awkawrd and fun and I want to look at it some day. Or at least just watch it.

Axe Cop: Not sure on a faviorite but I am sure this series slapped. Axe Cop for those less familiar was a phoenominon in the late 2000's and 2010's where a 30 something illustrator teamed up with his child brother (diffrent marriages for their shared dad), turning their fun playtimes into a comic adaptin them straight and capturing that golden moment of childhood wonder in a bottle.. or a comic. It eventually got a tv show that looks good as hell and captures that same bizzare childish feel. It's only on an adult block because well.. Axe Cop chops off heads, because kids laugh at the filters networks think they need. The result was a fun creative show headlined naturally by Nick Offerman as axe cop, who perfectly grasped the assigment. The result is fun, adapts the comics well and is a good ride. Hope to see it again some day. Not an all timer or anything, but damn if it isn't great this exists.

High School USA:

Yeah coming from Morel Orel and Frankehole creator Dino Stampatopus and pardoying something I absolutely love, Archie Comics, this should've been a slam dunk. ANd I still think an archie parody series is a good idea. Golden even. But my god this was pathetic. Edgelord adult tropes, a waste of a great premise, it feels like a less horrible version of sit down and shut up, trying once again to try an do what clone high did (and would again) without any actual success. It's what Morel Orel was in it's early days: a lot of shock humor without a lot of depth.

Major Lazer: This was fucking fun and made a good pair with Axe Cop: Both have the feeling of a parody of an 80's saturday morning cartoon done by people who loved those, but still taking itself earnestly in a way that makes the goofier elements work. Major Lazer is just a fun earnestly insane show that takes it's weird shit seriously and roots it in party culture that fits the band whose mascot headlines the show party nature: We get cheesy 80's and 90's style villians trying to dope drinks with cough syrup, steal all the bass in the world and a horde of vampires invading. It's a fun, campy, good time and a show I look back on fondly.

Lucas Bros Moving Co: Both bros. This show was decent, having a regular show style premise of two normal slackers getting caught up in weird nonsense, but set apart and avoiding being just a plain ripoff by the singular focus of the bros and the pop culture refrences they bring in. It feels like we just got dropped into these guys shared brain aand are along for the ride. Decent

Golan the Insatiable: Is meh. It has Rob Riggle and Aubrey Plauza playing off each other well an da great premise of a great demon lord becoming besties with a little girl, like the beetle juice cartoon on a smidgen of crack. It's not amazing, but I don't hate it. It just kinda.. exists but has great actors to bump it up a little? Son of Zorn: A show I wish i'd watched more. Jason Sudekis as a washed out he man type trying to mak eit 9 to five with a live action family is a great premise and while what episodes I saw were just okay, it apparently lives up to it as it goes.

Bordertown: A massive disapointment. Mark Henterman did a great job with Three South and Hank Azaria is a good va but my god this premise just did not work. Following a mediocre racist no matter how stupid as he's a stupid racist man is not good and was never going to be good. it works for maybe one episode of a show, see Homer's Enemy

But wasn't going ot sustain itself. Add in a cast that is just.. nothing otherwise and all you have is some pretty good looney tunes style shorts with el coyote. Honestly if the whole show was just a benevolent (In this case at least) Coyote outwitting a slovenly unplesant border agent in a series of looney tunes style shorts, it would've been god tier instead of a perpetual punching bag

[catatonicsx]

coup de grace lyrics make me wanna take a red marker and string and start tacking them up to a corkboard with big ass arrows that say things like "REFERENCE TO OHIO SHOW CLEAVLAND JULY 24????!?!!?"

[strugglingatart]

Jr Year ep 1

This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don't want to this will be long

Immediate chaos with unexplicable bits and Emily's insane bevarage choices WE ARE BACK BABY (also the holding hands bc the table is smaller was TOO cute)

My dad got a job in Cleavland lmao Lou... but also I wonder why they moved Fabian dear are you ok (emotionally I mean) also what do you mean you don't know... as usual I would like to see behind the scenes and know everything please

I know we technically saw them in the trailer but THE PROJECTIONSSSS

I expected the night yorb to be resolved quickly but a full battle scene w/ minis? shook and the hangvan is precious tbh and two minis omg

Gorgug is more artificer him being more tinkery is so huge to me idk why I just love my soft boi and his tools

Ally is me and I am Ally when the see the boggy mini

oh we "missed" a lot, I wonder how much talking about the 4 months they did or if a session 0 was part of that downtime decisions but lmao to Fabian fully flirting w/ the mirror

I'm sure all their knew stuff is like class features and mechanics but I know nothing about DnD so I'm just here on the vibes

I wish my sadness and life crisises got me jacked like Kristen, truly nothing would make me happier but I am too lazy alas

yes Riz, I love a good gadget

Not Fabian straight up failing and an acrobatica check as well? oh the irony (also Ally's face is ME, and Siobhan w/ perfect commentary, and the indignation at the die)

I truly hope they had more time and/or more people in the art team than usual bc so many minis!

Murph and Emily w/ silvery barbs is so cutee

was Kristen's dex not a -3? how did it get WORSE??? i don't know this game (also like Kristen baby pls most ppl get more dex by working out)

why was the whole squeem bit both peak comedy and drama at the same time

When they said silly they MEANT it

also gotta love Murph being teachers pet

the yorbie dying on his turn and Brenan just monotoning it was peak everything also the npc stuff happens i guess

getting an email from school and instantly going oh I hate everything cannot deal is relatable as hell into university tbh

Kristen please Cassandra is actually a cool god

The box of doom and murph's little beans!

Was this an unwinable fight??? IS THE NIGHT YORB HERE FOR THE WHOLE THING? Legit never thought that was gonna be the thing.... oh THIS is what EMily talked about, this deal with whoever is why we still have Fig I can't believe we have to wait a week to get to know moreeee, watching live is a torture

[alfiebungo]

I WANT TO MATING PRESS MORIKAZE I WANT TO HUFF MORIBRAP I WANT TO DRINK MORIPISS I WANT TO SLAP MORIKAZE WITH A FLY SWATTER I WANT TO SNIFF HIS STITCHES I WANT TO EAT MORIKAZE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR MORIKAZE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE MORIKAZE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SOHECAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO BURN MORIKAZE AND EAT HIS FLESH I WANT TO MASSAGE MORIKAZE AND GIVE HIS A HAPPY ENDING I WANT TO REVERSE COWGIRL MORIKAZE I WANT TO HAVE ATHREESOME WITH MORIKAZE AND IRYS I WANT TO FORCE MORIKAZE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO COOM INSIDE MORIKAZE I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF MORIKAZE SO I CAN MAKE HIS A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT MORIKAZE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO SCREAM INTO MORIKAZES ROTTING PUSSY I WANT TO BATHE IN HIS BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF MORIKAZE AND DRINK IT I WANT MORIKAZE TO WRAP ME IN HIS TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT TO IMPREGNATE MORIKAZE THEN KICK HIS STOMACH TO KILL RHE BABY I WANT MORIKAZE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANNA LEWD MORIKAZE WHILEHEIS ON THE LIE DETECTOR I WANT MORIKAZE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO POP WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO POP IN MORIKAZES PUSSY I WANT TO SKATEBOARD WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO SHOWER WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO IMPREGNATE MORIKAZES ARMPITS I WANT TO INFECT MORIKAZE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HIS MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH MORIKAZE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO MAKE SHEEP NOISES IN MORIKAZES EARS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY MORIKAZE I WANT TO SOLVE MATH PROBPEMS WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO SKULLFUCK MORIKAZE I WANT MORIKAZE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT MORIKAZE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO BRING MORIKAZE TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AND JUST FUCK HIS I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF MORIKAZES I WANT TO DRINK MORIKAZE PISS I WANT TO BATHE MORIKAZE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR MORIKAZE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF MORIKAZES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH MORIKAZE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT MORIKAZE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART

I WANT MORIKAZE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO MULTIPLY MORIKAZE I WANT TO DERIVE HIS MORIPUSSY I WANT TO POUND MORIKAZE SO HARD HIS LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO PLAY APEX WITH MORIKAZEI WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HIS STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE MORIKAZE I WANT TO CLONE MORIKAZE AND USE HIS CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR MORIKAZE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK MORIKAZE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO BURY MORIKAZE ALIVE THEN DIG HIM UP I WANT TO ANAL THE MORIKAZE I WANT A CLEAVLAND STEAMER FROM THE MORIKAZE I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO ENVY MORIKAZE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO CHEAT ON MORIKAZE WITH HIS OWN MOTHER AND FORCE MORIKAZE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH MORIKAZES HANDS I WANT TO INFLATE MORIKAZE WITH MY CUM I WANT TO BUILD HIM A NEW HOME I WANT TO RIP MORIKAZES HAND OFF AND GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB I WANT TO LICK MORIKAZES NEW HANDS I WANT TO STEAL MORIKAZE'S LEGS I WANT MORIKAZE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH MORIKAZE I WANT MORIKAZE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HIS THIGHS I WANT TO TAKE MORIKAZE TO DISNEYLAND I WANT MORIKAZE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT CHOP DOWN TREES WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO READ MORIKAZE'S PI I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO LICK MORIKAZE'S TEARS I WANNA PUT MORIKAZES EYES IN A COCKTAIL DRINK I WANT TO TOUCH MORIEYES I WANT TO YAB WITH XOOMBIE I WANT MORIKAZE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT MORIKAZE TO CALL ME DADDYI WANT TI USE MORIKAZES SHITTY MIC 9 PARTS VODKA 4 PARTS GRAPE FRUIT DRINK FREEZE OVERNIGHT SERVE IN PLASTIC I WANT MORIKAZE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK MORIKAZES SWEAT I WANT MORIKAZE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING MORIKAZE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HIS BED VOICE I WANT MORIKAZE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY MORIKAZES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT MORIKAZE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT MORIKAZE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POP MORIKAZES CHERRY I WANT MORIKAZE TO CHOKE ME OUT WITH HIS THICC THIGHS I WANNA FEED MORIKAZE PROTEIN I WANT TO TEACH MORIKAZE RUSSIAN I WANT TO SEND MORIKAZE TO THE GAS CHAMBER I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO PUT MORIKAZE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HIS TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX MORIKAZE WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO YAB WITH MORIKAZE I WANT TO GHOST HUNT WITH MORIKAZE I WANT MORIKAZE TO POSSESS MY PP FOR PEEIN ON HIS HOUSE I WANT TO THROW MORIKAZE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF MORIKAZES ASSHOLE MORIKAZE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

JESUS CHRIST OKAY I GET IT

[call-boy]

WAIT. pause the murder talk.... this bitch literally told me she was from cleavland ohio last night and she told me she flew... on a plane... from ohio to pennsylvania lmaooooo i was like hold up so your flight was like 15 minutes......

[iamdeansbrokenheart]

They’re just outside of Cleavland, Ohio, when Sam takes it upon himself to get Dean talking about whatever's clearly bothering him. Although his brother’s sudden moodiness is by no means unfamiliar, Dean’s been acting uncharacteristically quiet since they ganked the lake monster, saved the hot girl and rescued her kid. The whole job had felt like a win for everyone, making Dean’s sudden shift in behavior that much more worrisome to understand.

While Sam had learned early enough on in their childhood to just leave his brother be during these depressive bouts of silent suffering- Left to his own devices, Dean would undoubtedly drink himself back to normal eventually after having successfully pushed down all the uncomfortable feelings he couldn't otherwise process. Unfortunately for Sam, he’s unable to ignore things right now. Jess was dead, dad was gone and Dean was all he had at the moment. So, even though every bone in his body knew better, Sam found himself unable to afford Dean any more patient brotherly avoidance for the time being.

“Hey, so uh, I read this thing in dad’s journal about how you went completely mute after mom’s death-” Sam said, looking over at his brother.

“I guess it really stood out to me because it seemed like dad was actually getting pretty worried about your lack of coping skills or whatever.”

Dean flinched under his brother's gaze, he’d hoped his little brother hadn't noticed how shitty his mood had been lately. He’d put so much energy that he didn't even have into keeping himself together. Praying that maybe just one more day of him and Sammy out on the open road, cranking up the tunes as the scenery flew by- Only a couple more hours before he’d snap out and the gaping hole inside his chest would just patch itself shut independently.

“And?” Dean asked, instinctively hiding under a thin layer of anger.

“I dunno, Dean, but I had to take a psychology class my freshman year, as a graduation requirement, and traumatic mutism is kind of a big deal. Plus, you still go quiet and shut yourself down when you’re freaking out- Like when we were kids and dad went off grid too long on a hunt without checking in.”

Dean sighed, he’d almost forgotten how intuitive Sam was about all his emotional crap. 

“Just ask your questions already Sammy, you know I hate being head shrunk and besides, psych 101 or not- you’re kinda doing a terrible job right now!”

An awkward silence followed the brothers until they’d pulled off the highway and parked. Still gripping the wheel, every muscle in Dean’s upper back flexed uncomfortably as he looked straight ahead, waiting for his brother to speak.

“Hey, do you, uh, want a beer or something?” Sam asked, drumming his fingers along the top of the green cooler he’d just hefted into his lap.

Although leaving the car was like shedding a protective skin, Dean obliged his younger brother. Leaning back against the impala, Dean struggled to push down his mounting vulnerabilities.

He’d always managed to fake his way through the hard things in life, he was a pro at shielding himself from pretty much everyone. Well, everyone except of course Sam.

“Listen Dean, you don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to- It’s just, I know something’s been bothering you since we left Lake Manitoc and I just wanted you to know I’m here for you, okay?” 

Looking up from his beer, Dean was almost tempted to tell Sam everything. Tell him about how lost he felt without the physical presence of their dad or how overwhelmed he was getting from the almost constant nightmares he’d been having about mom’s death. While discussing his most traumatic childhood losses with Lucas had not been an intentional choice, it had proven to be the right thing to comfort the kid in that moment- But once his brain had gotten hold of those intrusive memories again, mom on the ceiling and- It was all just too much to deal with and not even a lifetime built around trying to forget was helping to save him now from the massive burden of his own grief.

“Uh, thanks Sammy. That’s good to know.”

Finishing his beer, Dean contemplated chasing it down with something stronger. He needed to hurry up and get over himself and his chick flick bullshit already. Because they had work to do and dad surely wasn't going to go on without them and rescue himself.

[crystaljeanred]

Not the post I wanted to make this spring- but the post I have to make...

So, my heart is 💔 broken and my lungs 🫁 need help!

Which means - I need Open Heart surgery- again.

Cleavland Clinic has agreed to operate.

Cardiology and pulminology get a Crack at me.

It's a BIG procedure.

And I need help to get it.

If you can help, thank you.

If you can pray, thank you.

If you can share, thank you.

If you'd like to be apart of my fundraising team, dm your email!

If you just send good thoughts, thank you.

I'm scared. But, we've totally done this already.

At least this time I have time to prepare!

It's OHIO or bust time!

Link is in bio.

Full story is on the gofund me.

#cjred

[icebergvideo]

isnt it cute how cleavland holds joe <3 teyre so cute togetehrierdfjhsdjksfjkhnfjsdnsbdjhfbjhhdn could you imagine if i was serioous (hides my glenn x peter heart behind my back)

[emmylubooks]

Can you write a fanfic where there’s a big family dinner, including Cleveland and Conrad is having anxiety, Jeremiah and Cleveland know about his anxiety but no one else. Conrad is bouncing his leg under the table and tapping his finger next to his plate and accidentally flips over the fork and it drops and Conrad quickly stutters an apology and Jeremiah notices he’s anxious and asks him what’s up. He says he’s fine. It then goes to him running out and having a panic attack in the climax of the fic. You can choose the ending :)

Tw:// panic attack, work not edited

I promise my Wattpad writing is so much better than this. Follow me @EmmyLu_books

Everyone was sitting around the table laughing over inside jokes and enjoying the wonderful meal that Susannah had ordered. Overlapping chatter about each persons day flooded the room followed by the happy vibration of laughter.

Conrad sat silently between his best friend and his brother. His leg bouncing at 100pmh to give him something to focus on other than all of the thought swirling around his mind. He went to take a bite of his pasta salad, knowing he had to eat to maintain his ‘I’m fine’ front, but his shaking hands caused him to drop the fork.

“Woah!” Steven laughed, “Butter fingers, I thought you were supposed to be a coordinated athlete, but you don’t even know how to hold a fork.”

“Yeah,” Conrad whispered, “My bad… I just wasn’t…I wasn’t paying attention, I’m sorry.” He faked a laugh to hide his embarrassment and bent down to get his fork. When he sat up to return to the table he hit his head on the edge of Jeremiah’s chair.

“Shit!” Jere yelled, “Are you okay?”

Conrad felt his face get hot and his hands lock up, he stood up, tripping over his chair in the process, “yeah, yeah, I’m fine… I just need to go get some…umm…air.’

He stumbled outside and sat on one of his mothers chairs. It felt like fire was in his throat everytime he tried to breathe and no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t sort out his thoughts. His breathing went from practically not at all to so. Fast he wasn’t getting any oxygen to his brain.

He saw two figures walk towards him through his blurry eyes. He tried to wipe them and save face. He didn’t want anyone to see him like this, he didn’t want to see himself like this.

Before he could protest Cleavland and Jeremiah sat on either side of him and took his hands in their own.

“Breathe, Conrad,” Cleavland encouraged as Jeremiah used his free hand to rub little circles on his brother’s back.

Jeremiah was used to him being the one who had trouble calming down but this summer he noticed more and more in Conrad. But Connie refused to tell him what was going on.

Conrad took a shaky breath and looked between his mentor and his brother. “I’m sorry,” he whispered.

Jeremiah squeezed his hand, “I guess I can forgive you for hitting your head on my chair if you go surfing with me.””

“Your chair was in the way,” Conrad laughed sadly.

Jere shoved him lightly, “Sure sure, I’ll believe that if you get your swimsuit on.

Conrad looked at Cleavland almost as if he was asking permission. With a nod from his mentor Conrad was up and getting changed and ready to go out with his brother.

Maybe it would be better if he let people help him.

[far-from-hisui]

It's official, thanks to director Cleavland I'm going to be attending Naranja Academy as a student, nice. I mean it's not like I'll actually be doing much in the way of school since they do this whole treasure hunt deal.

Me: Cool I get to find treasure.

Director Cleaveland: The treasure is what you want it to be

Me: >:(

As part of this he wanted me to start a new journey including Team, like I'm allowed to keep my little guys from Hisui but I can't use them for the gym challenge.

So, I chose a little Fueccoco to join us, I've named him Fuego, picture coming soon!

[randomrelic]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Cleavland Browns 47 hat nwt.