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Lost Meme -- @unapologeticapaathy
"My hero," Nico drawled sarcastically from his position spread-eagle on the ground. "Next time you get the urge to save me, don't." Sure, being shoved out of the way of a raging celestial bronze bull was probably helpful, but Nico didn't think it was that helpful, especially as he spent the next several moments scrambling along the ground, trying to avoid said bull.
Fortunately the mechanical monster didn't handle corners very well, careening over an embankment and into the nearby river, spluttering and sparking as it because to sink slowly under the waters. With the splash, Nico had let his hands slip out from underneath him, opting to just lie on the ground for a moment instead of get up.
#unapologeticapaathy#☠ ▌ of apollo ( toa. )#clearly working as intended#☠ ▌ five thousand attack points ( ask meme reply. )#yes this is excellent#snark on snark violence
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#zeno's art#i'm not sure if i should tag the show itself as i'm not a fan but i guess its “fan”art so i will#hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#vivziepop#i was bored and wanted to draw something#my main goal here was to create a design that looked distinct and could (potentially) be moderately easy to animate#of course based on charlie's character i added as many angel images as possible through the hair and bowtie#(i know white on white is a character design sin but i wanted to show the angel wing detail ;w;)#also to express the personality and juxtaposition of a sweet devil her horns are supposed to curve into a heart shape#of course the garterbelts are upside-down/st peters crosses because of her satanic themes#i also tried to go harder into the goat theme but its still subtle i think#i actually think the goat theme is really interesting because of the story of the sheep and the goats in the bible#but i cant remember if it was actually something intended in her original design#i'm not going to draw anyone else so dont even anticipate that#this was basically a cooldown? ok i think i'm rambling now#goodbye#ok edit to say it clearly: i am not a fan of vivziepop or her work. i just wanted to redesign charlie as a cooldown/exercise for fun#because i used to be a fan of the character before i wised up about what vivzie had and has done#and before i matured and noticed the cracks and fundamental flaws in her works#so yea i dont support her at all and this redesign is critical i guess#also the reason why the tag “vivziepop” is there in the first place is so that anyone who has that tag silenced can scroll past#without seeing anything related to her work. in case that clears anything up#its the same reason why i tag “long post” and “food” and the like
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I don’t think I ever posted this here, and over a year later I still like it so… enjoy some ocks!
#my art#doc ock#alfred molina#otto octavius#spider man 2#spider man no way home#of course it is a meme redraw#but again I do like how expressive he is here! good work past me#i clearly intended to post this on twitter at some point but i don’t think that happened either lmao
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I can’t believe how obvious it is on rewatch that Agatha knew who Billy was the whole time. The gap between what the writers led us to believe was happening and what was actually happening was so cleverly done. Kathryn Hahn should get a million awards and so should the writers. Go watch it again - all of her lines and microexpressions and little glances at Billy and decisions about the road make so much more sense now. Do you know how many times I watched this and I missed all of it? It’s bonkers, actually.
#Agatha rewatch#agatha all along#spoilers#agatha all along spoilers#Kathryn Hahn#I feel like I should make a chart of what we thought was happening vs what was actually happening#and how they made the lines and acting choices just subtle/ambiguous enough to work for both#but clearly to fit with the intended outcome#it’s wild
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I keep seeing white book reviewers complain about how Babel is so very in your face and obvious about its rage at colonialism as if they would not twist the meaning of the book to fit into their convenient little worldview and find a way to say 'ok.. BUT' if it were NOT so clearly and explicitly laid out I'm sorry but it's true.
#white people have SUCH a history of taking stories that are clearly by POC talking about their own experiences as POC#and twisting it so that it becomes a problem that they too can relate too. a problem that they also face#blatantly ignoring the intended message simply because it doesn't appeal to their incredibly narrow worldview#like death of the author exists but#there's a difference bw death of the authors and blatant and malicious murder of the author#especially when the work speaks so loudly for itself even distanced from the author#which is why I'm GLAD Babel decided NOT to be subtle or vague#anyway yeah#babel#babel rf kuang#babel or the necessity of violence#babel an arcane history#rf kuang
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"It will just end how it started"
#only friends the series#only friends#ofts#neo trai#mark pakin#i am living for them#glad nick found out in ep 3 and we have now a bunch of episodes of them just making everything worse for each other#nick really worked so hard on keeping boston i want to hug him#his proud smile after jerking boston off ;A;#and he tries to voice when he is uncomfortable and at the same time already realizes that boston is very much not on the same page#and my boy is already escelating listening in on the car sex#possible intended the bug for other reasons but baby - do not put yourself through hearing the whole thing in stereo....you could already#see them from the outside#have to had it to boston: he really nearly doesn't care at all about getting seen#p'jojo getting in his tweet <3#it is very telling that nick clearly knows who boston is but in his mind their encounters are just a tad more romantic with a focus on the#kissing they are doing and not so much the sex itself#fyi: i saved these gif files under the ship name 'tonnic'
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I do not at all think that Xiao Lanhua believed Changheng when he told her that Dongfang Qingcang killed her tribe. I would even venture to say that's a misreading of the series.
And it's not because she's blinded by love! It's because she's cleverer than that. It just makes no sense. Even if she doesn't know it's impossible because of the timeline (DFQC was imprisoned before they were killed), she knows Dongfang Qingcang and Shangque both.
And it's not a matter of 'oh my bb boy would never do bad things', because at this point she's very aware of what war between the two tribes means and has meant. LBFAD is partially a story about the damage that a cycle of violence creates within generations and generations of people, and Xiao Lanhua comes to understand this better than most.
It's because she knows Shuiyuntian was his aim, and he'd have no reason or desire to bring in innocent, neutral parties. Shangque himself says that going after Xilan would be unethical. She's not living in a lala land where her fiance doesn't have blood on his hands. She's just smarter than that. He's never been pointlessly evil. That's not who he was, even without emotions.
Every single thing Shuiyuntian told her growing up about Dongfang Qingcang turned out to be wrong. Why would she believe it now, even from the mouth of Changheng? "What is real and what isn't real?"' She questions and doubts Changheng's truth and his words right then and there.
DFQC banked on what he perceived as his own awfulness to get Xiao Lanhua to stop loving him, but he overestimated himself on that front. Her love is steadfast, but it's not that she's willing to ignore these horrific things; that he killed her people, that he never loved her. She's just smart enough to realize they're not true.
#love between fairy and devil#cang lan jue#i've seen this as a reason to hate her and i'm like ????#changed the wording on this because it sounded weirdly combative#which... was not intended#it's because i'm at work and want to fight my job#clearly
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still not over the amangela 2t1l. cant believe we got that. like. like. just a full *30-40 min of these two telling stories about their lives to each other, laughing their asses off, and bonding, interspersed with like. this:
#the clip the last two screenshots are from is on loop in my head constantly like. god#smosh#amanda lehan canto#angela giarratana#amangela#look rpf brain off they were clearly havign such a blast in the video. i dont have more screenshots bc they spend a ton of it laughing#rpf brain on... welll...... wellllll.#if that third photo is intended to be an innocent expression from angela to throw off suspicion. well. lets just say. it would work on me#i would trust that angela with my life. mostly bc my knees would have given out#2t1l#2 truths 1 lie
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I'm kinda tired of dungeon meshi fans blatantly misinterpreting Kabru's goals, motivations, and character so they can ship him with Laios...like obviously it's awesome if you enjoy Laikabu but can you nooot twist Kabru's intentions for involving himself with the guy who constantly triggers his monster trauma and pisses him off so bad he gets brain damage so that he turns into "the guy who wants to suck Laios's dick" as his entire character? I've even seen people cut off Kabru's words to make it seem like he is admiring Laios because it would disrupt that narrative
#how can you think marcille hates laios and kabru wants to fuck him that's not.......canon.....#every time I see stuff of them it’s people being like 'oh kabru loves it so much when laios reminds him of his traumatic past'#be it his eyes/monsters/or the succubus thing 'he just HAS to fuck laios'#kui was noooooot intending for kabru to be lusting after that man!!!#i love laios but come ON why dont you actually care about KABRU tooooo#for l4bru to actually work one of them would have to suppress a big part of themselves and its ALWAYS on kabru it’s so insufferable#it's just like how some people misconstrued fem!toshiro blushing about laios to be her crushing on him when it was obv the same discomfort#but it made the microaggressions even worse because of the gender difference AS WELL as the culture difference#SIGH#i prommis ryoko kui did not create kabru so he can think about sucking laioss humungous donger all day fhsdkfhskjh#L4ikabu is the worst case I’ve seen of people twisting things for their ship because it’s literally just not true…#blatant misreading of the text goes crazy!!!!#like sure they're foils but what about the actual dynamic...w8 don't think about that actually cuz yoikes lol#obviously not threatening anyone who ships them please just stop saying it's canon oh my g#pwease actually read what kabru says he lays it out really clearly and has a super interesting backstory that drives his actions 🥲#i dont expect anyone to read this because im not using a tag but if u do then...🫢😯#i dont understand y ppl like it so much when laios ignores kabru so hard KABRU DESERVES BETTER#I’ve never felt like this about any ship before wow it just makes me 🫷
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You know, a lot of fanfics have the batkids call Damian “demon” or “demon brat”. And I’m just wondering if anyone actually does call him that. In canon I mean. Do y’all know?
#Bc it does provoke angst thoughts#but I don’t wanna be demonizing characters for things they didn’t actually do iykwim#no pun intended#in fact I tried very hard to phrase that without using the word “demonize” but it wasn’t working#But like think about it#if that is an actual nickname#then it’s clearly a jab at his Al Ghul lineage/connection to the LOA#Which is something he’s worked really hard and sacrificed everything to reject#not to mention that one time he died and went to hell#Considering that in the dc universe you only go to hell if you think you deserve it??#angst galore#But yk#first I wanna know if that’s even a real thing or not#damian wayne#batfam#batfamily#How do I tag
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Renly had seemed anxious to know if the girl reminded him of anyone, and when Ned had no answer but a shrug, he had seemed disappointed. The maid was Loras Tyrell's sister Margaery, he'd confessed, but there were those who said she looked like Lyanna. "No," Ned had told him, bemused. (Eddard VI, AGOT)
This is literally people in fandom trying to make shallow connections between Lyanna and [X character] and presenting them as equally important as parallels drawn directly in the text. In fact, this coming after Ned tells Arya she reminds him of Lyanna (in looks and behavior) feels like George cementing the importance of their likeness. Other characters might have passing similarities to Lyanna, but Arya's parallels are much more meaningful than that and are being highlighted for a reason.
#arya stark#lyanna stark#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#George foresaw people ignoring their parallels and put this in just to emphasize them lol#sorry but I'm not going to pretend that Lyanna has equally important or relevant parallels to other characters cause she just doesn't#George doesn't /hide/ parallels like that if he intends two characters to be related to each other then he clearly states it#He does so with Arya/Lyanna and Dany/Rhaegar#it works both ways...it's a way for us to gain insight on them by having them related to the behavior of POV characters#trying to split that between two characters who are written to be FOILS is so ridiculous#you could parallel damn near any two characters in the story but that doesn't mean that George is emphasizing them for a reason#tired of people acting like Arya stans are crazy for pointing out what's directly written in the books#this shouldn't even be an issue but people hate acknowledging anything of importance in Arya's arc#aside from Arya and Jon the parallels to Lyanna are just not that deep sorry
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Does anyone else remember the episode of 87 called “The fifth turtle” where Venus de Milo was introduced for the very first time? And how she went on to permanently join the main cast after that? Gotta be one of my favourite parts of the original cartoon for sure!
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 1987#tmnt 87#tmnt venus#tmnt venus de milo#raphael tmnt#tmnt raph#tmnt fanart#weapon wise I know it’s cliche but I’d probably give her a tessen AHA#it’d be easy to animate clearly distinct from the others and most importantly would lend itself to a variety of funny visual gags or puns#which is the most important thing to consider when it comes to 87#in this show weapons are less tools intended primarily for combat and instead tools for the turtles to creatively solve problems#I’m rambling I’ll stop just trust me it would worK#87!Venus AU#87 to the max
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feixiao: shows up, gets drunk, starts fighting her inner demons (cough borisin coughs), destroys jing yuan's gazebo, and promptly passes out. i fucking love her dude
#god i'm so mad at them for not making her model unique and giving her muscles the way someone behind her design clearly intended#SHE EATS 6 EGGS FOR BREAKFAST AND RUNS OVER 100 KILOMETERS A DAY GET THOSE STICK ARMS AWAYYYY FROM MEEEEE#i hope something in the game elaborates on the whole borisin and moon rage thing PROPERLY i need to understand how it all works#down to the las t detail#don't half ass this world building and quickly gloss over it and throw me into boss fights to distract me no i demand a proper explanation#feixiao . tomorrow we will have a beautuiful autumn wedding at my laptop
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Michael Craze pops up as Vince Kelly, a teenage runaway from a borstal centre, in Gideon's Way: Boy With Gun (1.23, ITC, 1966)
#fave spotting#michael craze#ben jackson#doctor who#gideon's way#1966#boy with gun#itc#a relatively rare fave spotting! outside of his DW work‚ Mike didn't make a huge amount of appearances in cult tv‚ at least not many that#survive or are easily seen; he'd previously starred in Target Luna‚ a completely lost serial‚ but didn't return when the show carried on as#Pathfinders in Space (oddly‚ perhaps because of a change of director‚ every single returning character was recast) and beyond#there were also episodes of Dixon pf Dock Green and Armchair Theatre but these are also in all likelihood lost tv; others‚ like an ep of#Hammer's sci fi anthology Journey to the Unknown‚ are frustratingly unavailable to the average viewer (I was really hoping Network would#do something with JttU after they announced an agreement with Hammer but alas it wasn't to be)#mike would have been about 22 when filming this ep (around May '65) but was still largely playing juvenile parts as here#(his age isn't given but as a borstal runaway he's clearly intended to be a teen); this aired in feb or march '66 in most regions‚ by which#time he had presumably been cast in DW (or very near to it; he'd debut in The War Machines in June of that year)#DW would act as a sort of transition for Craze from youth parts into adult roles (i mean Ben's own age is debatable but I'd say he's surely#meant to be at least 18?). there'd be some more guest spots and a few horror films to come (he was a regular collaborator with Norman#J. Warren) but he doesn't pop up with the regularity of many other Who companions so this was a lovely little surprise (zero memory of him#being in it from when i first watched years ago)
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Genshin characters age headcanons masterlist (updated)
Yeah. I could give you many reasons why I believe some of the more debatable/"controversial" ones are very sensible and Good based on just freaking paying attention to context given in the game but for now I'll just compile a basic list. If you'd like to hear my reasoning for some of these you're welcome to ask as long as you're polite about it.
List under the cut.
Aether/Lumine: 19
Amber: 18
Kaeya: 22
Lisa: 33
Barbara: 17
Razor: 16
Xiangling: 16
Beidou: 29
Xingqiu: 15
Fischl: 19
Ningguang: 31
Bennett: 18
Noelle: 18
Chongyun: 16
Sucrose: 20
Jean: 21
Diluc: 22
Qiqi: 6-8 (Hard to tell given she's a zombie and talks and acts differently from normal)
Mona: 20
Keqing: 21
Venti: 20 (biologically)
Klee: 7-ish?
Diona: She's so hard because she literally runs a business and acts like an adult but she's super short. I have no idea.
Tartaglia: 21
Xinyan: 19
Zhongli: 37
Albedo: 21
Ganyu: 23
Xiao: 20
Hu Tao: 18
Rosaria: 23
Yanfei: 21
Eula: 24
Kazuha: 20
Ayaka: 18
Sayu: 9- or 10-ish maybe?
Yoimiya: 18
Kujou Sara: 24
Raiden: 28 (biologically)
Kokomi: 18
Thoma: 20
Gorou: 18
Itto: 26
Yun Jin: 19
Shenhe: 23
Yae Miko: 30
Ayato: 26
Yelan: 24
Shinobu: 20
Heizou: 21
Collei: 16
Tighnari: 22
Dori: Super hard to tell, because again, she lives alone and runs a business by herself despite using the short girl model.
Candace: 24
Cyno: 23
Nilou: 21
Nahida: 7-9
Layla: 18-19 (she seems to maybe be in her first year of college - definitely in college, I'm just guessing the year here)
Faruzan: 24 (I know she's like a hundred years older but she was stuck and didn't age and I'm talking biologically still)
Scaramouche: 21 (biologically)
Yaoyao: 7-ish?
Alhaitham: 26
Dehya: 25
Mika: 17
Kaveh: 27
Baizhu: 34
Kirara: 20
Lynette: 20
Lyney: 20
Freminet: 17 (Don't know how much younger he is than his siblings, just guessing based on context and the way he talks and acts)
Furina: 21 (biologically)
Neuvillette: 36 (biologically)
Wriothesley: 32
Navia: 26
Clorinde: 27
Sigewinne: Basically impossible to know as she's a Melusine and not a human
Charlotte: 21
Signora: 29
Dottore: 33
Arlecchino: 31
Dainsleif: 22 (biologically)
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin impact headcanons#this is largely aimed at people who are under the mistaken impression that any characters have a CANON age particularly the travelers#sarah miller-crews saying she was under the impression the travelers were 15 and then correcting#and saying “actually i don't know for sure that's just what i thought” has left the fandom with the mistaken idea that that is solid canon#and it most definitely is not#i find it much easier to believe the traveler is biologically 18 at the very least#largely because of that part in one of the mondstadt quests where kaeya is openly flirting with the traveler (obviously as a joke but still#he's clearly a young adult and would not at all be flirting with a teenager as a joke or otherwise#this is also why the way lisa flirts with the traveler makes me extremely uncomfortable (and i think it's intended to)#because even though i headcanon them as 19 she seems like she's in her late 20s and that's a bit much of an age gap#this is also largely aimed at one particular artist who keeps drawing neuvillette and wriothesley and making them both look like old men#it weirds me out because there's literally a line in the fontaine archon quest where paimon says wrio's younger than she expected him to be#and neuv is pretty nimble and uses the young male adult model so idk where that person got the idea that they're in like their mid 50s#calling them both “wrio” and “neuv” feels very cursed but there is unfortunately a character limit in the tags#it annoys me that the fandom is completely blind to context and just goes “medium height model equals teenager#and tall height model equals adult" because if the medium height female characters in liyue are any clue that is definitely not the case#ganyu and keqing literally work IN THE GOVERNMENT#hu tao RUNS A FUNERAL HOME#yanfei is a freaking lawyer#they would not be letting teenagers do that#heck this is the case in every nation almost#tighnari runs the whole dang forest ranger thing out in gandharva ville#cyno also literally works for the government and is like their frickin chief of police for the entire frickin country#faruzan is a licensed professor at arguably the most prestigious university in all of teyvat#layla is literally in college and as far as we know is normal college age and isn't doing advanced classes as a teenager#in inazuma ayaka runs their clan's GOVERNMENT WORK along with her brother#kokomi and gorou are literal generals in the army#heizou is a licensed detective
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hb no longer being a comedy is such a weird complaint or i guess more specifically characters no longer being just comedy relief (aka stolas) or not keeping up the episode format of 3 imps go to the human world to kill people
to me the weird part is that this show pretty quickly established as far back as the second episode that it was never just gonna be that. it was never gonna be just a pure comedy and stolas was never gonna be just comedic relief
and tbh if the show did stay like that it would've been the most boring shit ever and you know it
its also wild because don't people want adult cartoons that aren't just solely dumb jokes ?
#like you dont have to like it but just say you dont like and move on why are you still here#when its clearly not what you want?#idk what people want#like do you want stevenuniverse but for adults??#because a series intended for an older audience is probably gonna cover topics that are more mature#than what a kids cartoon can#and will cover 'taboo' topics and will also cover them differently that a kids show#because its working on the assumption that the people watching are adults#but alas theyve had to handhold the audience#im not sure where i was going with any of this#i guess im still shocked people are shocked the show isn't just about goofy assassination hijinks?#even tho it hasnt for fucking years at this point??? did you people only watch the pilot and internalise that for 5 years or-?#maybe thats why you cant handle character growth cause none of you will
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