#cleaning prussia

[local-hyena]

Hetalia is my favorite anime ever. It as also a very weird anime that has quite  abad reputation. I watched the entre thing in three weeks (6 seasons of 12 to 24 episodes) in january 2021, then wat hed the movie in february. The 7th season was rekeased in April that year.

The story is... inexplicable. In fact, it doesn't really have a story at all. Hetalia is a parody anime, excepts is parodies History. The characters are human versions of countries. Each episode is 5 minuts long, add to that the opening and ending, they are extremly short. Every episode consist of a couple of skits. As I said, it is a parody anime that bases itself on History, so it somehow has an educative scope. For example, it made me learn that Lithuania was unified in 1236.

Now how could I talk about Hetalia without talking about its humor ? It is... absurd. Nonsensical. The only thing you think about when watching this anime is "what the sweet fuck is that ?". It's the kind of anime you either obsessively love or hate with a burning passion. I am in the first category.

Another point worth mentionning : the difference between the japanese version and the english dub. It's affected by what I call the "Ghost Stories Syndrome". In case you don't know what Ghost Stories is, it's an anime about teenagers chasing ghosts in their school. The japanese version is perfectly normal, but the english dub it... well, it's quite parodic. Lots of jokes, improv... the most famous clip is one in which a girl brought her dead bunny back to life or something and tells its ghost "it could have never worked between us ! Not because you're a rabbit... but because you're black !" This one : https://youtu.be/RINHjxsPOEg?si=jtWIBZkkWZtzE7U-. See what I mean ? Well, it's the same with Hetalia, excepts that the original material is already unhinged. I watched the japanese version, but watched enough of the english dub clips to admire how insane the english voice actors were.

Hetalia started as a webcomic, then there was the manga, the anime, the movie and musicals. There are also at least two official games, a bunch of albums and various proeminent fan-creations (HetaOni, Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart, Gutters, The Danish Slaughterhouse, 23.5)

Now, would I recommend this anime ? No. Don't watch it. It's hell in there. Most fans will tell you that they hate this show and it's for a reason : it traps you. Once you're in, you can't get out. They say there is a thin line between crazy and genius, and I am convinced that Himaruya Hidekaz himelf is that line. But that's my thing, I like crazy stuff :]

[keiksy-cake]

Hetalia Gangsta Chapter 541 (me!!)

The people have requested that I continue suffering, so please appreciate this scanlation that is made up of my tears and shame /j

Hetalia Gangsta Masterlist

Btw I'm pretty sure the google street view of their house is not what Prussias looking at but just for our view and the lore

And here is the link for all the cleans again! (They're lazy and horrible this time but I decided to still include it in this post...)

[kamizuya]

Hetalia Doodles for a crack fanfic "Cleaning Mr. Prussia - Russia Route".

Fanfic Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58632388

[eisenrosen]

No I’m not done spamming my creations.

[lemondropkaity]

Why are clothes so hard?

[fluffywhump]

Got bored at work and started adding songs to a new playlist

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[goldammerchen]

(cleaning mister prussia... 2010)

april fools + april fools (2011 + 2007)

[504py]

Yandere Prussia Relationship Headcanons

Gender neutral, no use of Y/N, NSFW, murder, kidnapping mention, stalking, long post ahead!

we're SO BACK JOE. i apologize in advance if i write him strangely 😭😭🙏 but here it is! come get y'all juice!! slowly coming back to hetalia, so my inbox is once again open!!! hope y'all like it!

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How the relationship started...

Gilbert is a very competitive man, and he can't help but be attracted by challenges, even if those challenges are ones that he himself proposes and the other party is completely unaware. This is what has unfortunately happened between you two, and it all started when you rejected his advances towards you.

I apologize for saying this, but I feel that Gilbert is a bit of a "nice guy". He saw you initially as just some pretty person he could fool around and flirt with, but you, obviously, saw right through his act, and said something that stuck with him.

"Are you normally this pathetic?"

He's taken aback, and his red irises shake a little.

Of course, he's used to insults being flung his way, what with how he acts, but a shot to how cool he perceives himself to be would stick.

His white brows crease his previously smirking face, before snapping back.

"Well fuck you too!"

Gilbert wouldn't have any contact with you following this interaction for a long while, and while he tries to forget you and erase you from his memory, you and your words have been laser-burnt into the creases of his brain. You and your damned smile when you look at anyone other than him, the softer tone your voice takes when you talk to other people, versus how your voice seems to have been drained of all enthusiasm and feels like it's a knife dripping with venom when Gilbert talks to you. Why didn't he deserve that nice treatment, too? Was he not even deserving of a small smile from you? He wants you to like him, too. He wants to be the person you like the most; to be the best.

Which resulted in him showing up at your door one evening with flowers and your favorite takeout.

Why does he know your address and why does he know your favorite food and flowers, you ask? Don't worry about it (He was obsessively stalking your social media during the month he was gone).

Gilbert apologizes to you, he sounds sincere, and like the oh-so kind person you are, or maybe you just wanted the food and flowers, you let him into your home.

Expectations...

Gilbert is a very insecure man. His only expectation is for you to look at only him and to love him only. Perhaps he wants you to love him the same way he loves you, obsessively, but he does like the challenge.

He feels like, maybe, if he can fully prove himself to you one day and have your validation, only then can he truly see himself as worthy, as the best for you.

He would have a lot of tunnel vision when it comes to you. To Gilbert, the rest of the world doesn't matter, because you are his whole world. He does tend to look pretty stupid because of it sometimes, but he couldn't care less.

You want him to cook and clean around the house? He'll do it.

You want him to change up his style even if he doesn't really like it? Of course he will!

You want him to carry all the bags while you're out shopping? In a heartbeat. Plus, he gets to show off his strength too. He'd carry you too if you allowed it.

Even if he tries his best not to come off as cocky, he really does like showing off. Being with you has sort of domesticated him, so he'd be a lot more shy about making a show of himself.

I think he'd act like this irregardless on if you accepted him as your boyfriend or not, if anything, I think he'd be even more of a doormat if you refuse to accept him.

He'd get crazier and crazier with his attempts to prove himself to you, such as buying extravagant gifts, doing anything and everything under the sun and moon for you, hell, he'd even legally change his name if you didn't like it.

If you still don't accept him despite everything he's done, I think he'd snap and just take you. He'll keep you with him so you won't run away and he can have as many attempts as it takes to prove himself to you.

But I imagine you'd cave from the guilt and persistence, and eventually accept him. At which, he'd literally scream from relief and happiness and swing you around, before realizing how rough he's being with you and hurriedly putting you back down and apologizing.

Yet he still has that wide toothy grin the whole time, and he keeps petting your hair and holding your face in his hands adoringly. It feels that, from that moment on, there would never be a moment where he'd be unhappy ever again, and he'd never allow you to be unhappy either as long as he's around.

It is genuinely very hard to make this Gilbert upset, because there are very few things that do...

Punishments...

Gilbert really hates it when you express any sort of affection towards anyone or anything other than him.

Yes, anything. He gets jealous if you show too much affection over his dogs or fawn over them too much. I'm seriously saying this, I think he'd later show up with a collar around his neck, crawling on the ground and rubbing his head against your thigh like a mutt. This could either come off as comedic or attractive depending on you, but either is a win in Gilbert's book, since at least he's got your attention now.

If you have any personal toys of your own, he'd get kinda emotional and ask you to throw them away, then ask what they do that he can't. In some time (and by that I mean later that night, maybe even right away), he'd prove that he can provide you with so much more pleasure and relief than those toys ever could.

Probably even to a fault, he'd keep overstimulating you and forcing orgasms till he was satisfied, till he believed that it was drilled into your brain that only he could do these sorts of things to you. And, also, that if you make him jealous like this again, it'll be another one of these long, torturous, sweaty nights...

I guess these aren't really punishments to a lot of people, because in my book only one thing could make him so genuinely upset that he'd be anything other than doting towards you, and that would be flirting with someone else. He'd try to deny it, but then he'd be inconsolable and crying for weeks, having nights where he'd be begging you to say that it never happened, or that the other person meant nothing to you.

"They r-really mean nothing to you? You mean it, babe?"

Then an idea pops into Gilbert's head, one that makes his heart rate pick up and his pupils dilate.

He kisses you, says that he loves you, says goodnight, then he'd be eerily... calm for the next few days. Usually he'd be more skittish and closed-off following whatever you did, but now he's acting like nothing ever happened.

Until one day, he shows up with that other person, bound and gagged, and a gun.

"G-Gil, what is thi-"

"They mean nothing to you, right?"

"Y-Yes, but-"

Then the gun fires, and it happens so quickly that you can barely process it.

This is only a hypothetical scenario, if you were ever to do something like that. It'd be really easy for Gilbert to slip into a psychosis and believe he was doing the right thing by murdering someone.

If anything, he sees it as another means of proving himself.

"There's no one else who would kill for you like I could."

All in all, he isn't easy to anger, but unfortunately I can't say the same thing about him and murder...

Rewards...

Luckily, as long as you're fully loyal to him, all you'd have is a boyfriend who is doting to a total fault.

As long as you've got a good tolerance for cringe, being with Gilbert should be relatively stress-free.

Gilbert's love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch. You could imagine what the two combined would be... Yeah, he's got a huge praise kink.

But as for ways he shows his love towards you, it's definitely acts of service and gift giving. He lilkes gloating a lot, and that's especially true when it comes to the two of you.

He enjoys showing you off. He likes buying gaudy things for you and himself– a huge fan of matching outfits– and taking you out on flashy dates. If you're comfortable with being posted on his social media, best believe he'd be spamming his with you ALL the time. Even if you're not being physically being shown, he'd write about you in his tweets, captions, and stories constantly.

"CHECK OUT THIS EPIC BAG I GOT FOR MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!"

And around twenty-eight people respond like "Didn't you just get them one the other day??"

If you're one to hop between interests and hobbies a lot, or just have any hyperfixations in general, best believe Gilbert will be fueling them LOL.

Gilbert can be really overbearing with his affections, but to him it's just because you deserve it so much. Only the best for the best, right?

He can't help it either, the most rewarding thing he's ever felt is that feeling he gets after he gives you a gift or does something for you. You get this adorable look on your face, smiling at him like he was the stars in the sky and singing out the sweetest compliments and thanks. It's all so worth it.

Normally I'd delve into what Gilbert would love to receive from his partner in return, but in all seriousness, I really do think all he wants is praise and your sole affection.

Like Alfred in my last headcanon post, Gilbert is really noisy, but I think he'd willingly make an effort to change that for you. Not because you asked for it or anything, but just cause, this way, he can appreciate all the tiny little things about you even more.

He realized this, when, one day, he noticed you frown a little before you smile. He wonders why he's never noticed this, and he realizes it's because he closes his eyes right when he starts to laugh. He starts to wonder what other little details about you he's missing out on, so he watches you more carefully in that effort.

Inadvertently, this has made him more calm and quiet since he's so concentrated on you. He likes it, though.

I think, what punctuates Gilbert's character here, is his willingness to change and bend for love's sake.

He does say he loves you very often, to the point of it being annoying sometimes, but he sincerely does mean it. He doesn't say it as just fluff.

However, you'll feel it most with the way he looks at you.

"You have a mole on your back. Did you know that, babe?"

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[justtterra]

my headcanons on aph germany🇩🇪 in 2025

• Ludwig is a huge fan of Rammstein, and buys up all the merch with this band, goes to all their concerts,and sometimes bring Prussia too.

• He uses a 9-in-1 shampoo that includes:conditioner,shaving foam,toothpaste,dishwashing detergent,machine oil,shower gel,shoe polish,liquid soap and shampoo.Even after such a mixture, his hair looks gorgeous.

• One day during Oktoberfest, being drunk, he stood on the table and tore his shirt.Since then,Italy at the request of Germany, always accompanied him to Oktoberfests in order to control the situation.(its happened again)

• He burned his military uniform from the Second World War.In his pocket he carries a small fragment of the Berlin Wall - very small, but infinitely significant.He hates the past, but understands that the best thing he can do is to prevent it from happening again.

• He works late and sometimes falls asleep at his desk.If Prussia visits him, Prussia takes him to the bed, but if it's Italy, he covers him with a blanket and puts a pillow under his head.

•He has two framed photographs on his shelf: one of himself, in Italy and Japan, and the other at the Oktoberfest with Prussia.As you get closer, you can see how clean the framed photos are: Germany constantly wipes them and makes sure that the photos are in perfect condition.

[enlitment]

-> Shout-out to prev's tags. Prev gets it!

Thank you, La Révolution française, for providing us with plenty of Robesmoulins sexual tension for my edit.

[paikothecateater]

do you have more prussia and germany headcanons? 🐥✨

Maybe I should start a blog for general hetalia headcanons, but yes, I absolutely do!

-Prussia genuinely enjoys cleaning. It's basically a hobby at this point. I think he'd have a dedicated cleaning day where he deep cleans the whole house while listening to music. It's something Germany really admires because while he has no problem keeping things tidy, he absolutely does not enjoy it.

-I mentioned before that Prussia is a huge source of support for Germany, and I just want to expand on it. Germany is usually the one barking orders at people like Italy to get them to actually be productive, but on days when Germany himself isn't feeling too well, Prussia is always the one to make sure he gets up and does something with his day.

-Germany is incredibly socially inept. The man can't have a normal human conversation for shit, but the thing is... So is Prussia. Germany is too stiff and let's be honest, shy to be able to hold a good conversation. Prussia is way too confident in his ability to have a conversation with someone that he'll often completely forget that the person he's talking to is actually... You know... Alive and he'll just talk their ears off.

-Prussia probably has really low self esteem and over compensates by having this whole 'I'm awesome' attitude, but the thing is... He really doesn't think he's that great.

That's all I have at the moment. Sorry this took so long.

[eisenrosen]

Remind me to expand on my Gilbert OCD headcanons when I awaken from my sickness induced coma [dies badly]

[cowboy-robooty]

my handsome reward for @wienertit for finishing editing our youtube video 😍 wiener loves cuck itapan, idols, idol x manager and crossdressing seme..... so what if i mashed it all together ? 😏 this is le shitty idol au where japan is ita chans second biggest fan (number one is prussia) and italy is the worst fucking idol ever and germany is constantly tearing his hair out having to pull strings and clean up after him and protect his dumbass from scandals bc italy said faggot on national television again. but it always ends up okay because italy has that cutie boy charm yay!

[aphetaliamessages]

Iggy: Once a Gremlin Child, Always a Gremlin Child

England wasn't always as prim and proper as he'd like you to believe. In fact, when he was little, he was an absolutely crazed little forest goblin. Bite your toes and everything.

He was Very Cute, though. It was an adaptation for survival, of course. Through this cuteness, he met France and his dad, Ancient Rome. Fran was such a happy child it surprised Arthur. He was clean and his arms had the kind of pudge little kids should have.

Arthur's first words to him were "Why d'you look like a doll?"

He also met the equally gremliny Prussia. They still have scars from all the times they stabbed each other.

As Arthur grew, there was more and more pressure to Get his Shit Together and enter politics, form strategies, and be Respectable. He became a handsome young gentleman... but absolutely insufferable. He began to look down on other nations, and became a lot colder toward France. It wasn't surprising; he was hanging out with a bunch of stuffy royals who hated the French.

Francis was hurt and confused. He found a support system in the BTT. He even had a very short-lived interest in Prussia, but it was never quite Right.

Arthur began to feel lonely among all the prissy people. He decided Fuck the Man, actually, and ran off with a pirate crew. They saw him and went "What does this Rich Child want?" He fit right in, though—pirates are just water gremlin adults. Arthur was in his element. He's naturally a gremlin. No one can take that away. However, the gentleman training stuck too well.

"We are stopping here because I need a bath RIGHT NOW!"

When someone objects: "IF I DON'T GET CLEAN SOON IT IS YOUR BLOOD I WILL BATHE IN"

"..."

"AND THEN I'LL TAKE A REGULAR BATH"

He had a lot of fun, pillaging, invading, and swashbuckling to his heart's content.

After a few decades, Arthur came back to land, meeting France once again. Being mentally 18 years old, Arthur could barely think when he saw Fran's 21-year-old body. And thus began history's greatest situationship.

From prissy pirate to punk anarchy, Arthur kept pushing the boundaries even after becoming France's... well, whatever he was.

As always, he's naturally a gremlin man. Love is strong, though. He can't help but want to be a gentleman around Francis, despite the argumentative gremlin side of him "slipping" out through bickering. More like surfing out because it's smooth and intentional. It's a feature of their relationship.

What a gremlin.

And that's the story of Iggy Kirkland. One of many. Good night, children.