#clean print

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

We had guests actively choose the air mattress and sofa over our Berlin-Wall era, cheap, folding couch in the guest room, so we figured that particular hole-riddled tetanus vector full of rusty staples had lived its best life and was ready for recycling. We looked at Ikea beds we liked, and then went online to find a used one. Wife liked Brimnes.

Now, we have owned this bed's big brother. We left it at our last apartment because assembling it damn near made my FIL cut ties with us, three pages into the manual. The handles have ripped open my shins many, many times. They don't just peel the skin off, they bruise while they do so. Being aware of the fact that it happens changes NOTHING to your chance of injury. Assembling the handles upside down, ditto. If there's one series I could purge from Ikea's product line, it would be Brimnes.

But I love my wife more than I hate Brimnes handles. And this one is way easier to assemble than the double-size one. So we both put on our big girl panties, and compromised. We would look for a Brimnes bed, on purpose. And we were doing literally anything else then putting the original handles on.

Within a month, she found a Ye Olde Craigslist seller who agreed to sell us a third-hand bed with two minor blemishes for €279 off its minimum €329-without-shipping-it-home in-store price. With the slightly better mattress option that costs €70 more. And with 3 sets of fitted sheets for the mattresses included. (Disney princesses summon songbirds, mine summons affordable used furniture.) Our fate sealed, I went online, and before looking to spend more money, checked if anyone had perhaps designed an alternate handle to be 3D printed.

Dear reader, if you look for Brimnes on thangs.com today, you find 2 absolute terrors who recreated the OG handles, though one of them says it's for a different piece of furniture than the bed and might be unaware of the danger they're in. You also get 1 person who designed a cover for the handles, to be printed in the softest TPU money can buy. And you get 3 people actively damning the bed's murder handles in their model descriptions and offering a completely different, non-gouging design to attach with the original holes and screws provided. (We went with Aldan4uk's.)

[bl00doodle]

its a perfect afternoon

your shadow follows me all day

making sure that i'm

okay and we're a million miles away

[bemp0]

Some discarded ideas for the DE poster project

[lestrange-or-xuxu]

䰕⠀⠀⠀⎯🎱 .⠀⠀★⠀⠀𝒩ℯ𑜆𝑒𝓻ꭑ𝖎𝓃𝑑⠀⠀⠀♱𝆬⠀⠀̣˓ ꯭ ❫

[incredubious]

same old, same old

[ print available here ! ]

[xephia]

[gyroshrike]

Finally finished the thing

[pangur-and-grim]

what if I were a doe-eyed sensitive lobster. would you care?

[spookacola]

anyways all you marcille lovers come get your food

[renni-yu]

*FANTASTIC BLARES* Cait R @ Vi's lips MUAH

[kyouka-supremacy]

There's so much love in this picture :)

[cat-cosplay]

He is burdened with glorious Purrrpose.

[werewolfest]

Don’t think I’ve ever done that before ⭐️

[enduracarrotchips]

encounter

[lestrange-or-xuxu]

䰕⠀⠀⠀⎯🎱 .⠀⠀★⠀⠀𝒩ℯ𑜆𝑒𝓻ꭑ𝖎𝓃𝑑⠀⠀⠀♱𝆬⠀⠀̣˓ ꯭ ❫

[edorazzi]

Page 21 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix needs a breather before opening up any further, and Adrien realises his enigmatic mentor is starting to let his walls down!!! 😻✨

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