#clean hole

[the--milf--man]

The only human hole that's made for clean sex is the vagina.

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Tim was four days into a sleep deficit so he felt that to say that this predicament was his fault was a bit of a reach.

For it to be his fault he would have had to cognizant of the last 16 hours.

All he wanted to do was take a power nap in the nearest closest durring the Waynetech gala but nooo Bruce had to be taken hostage by the Joker.

So he did what he thought would work best and shoved uncle Clark into the nearest emergency bat storage and told him to suit up.

Maybe he looked a bit more confused than normal but they didn’t need a reporter they needed Batman!

That being said wasn’t uncle Clark supposed to be off-world?

Oh no.

———————

Jack honestly had no clue what was happening for the last six months so when he was told to be Batman he merely just shrugged as the frankly exhausted teen left him to his own.

With his son turning out to be part ghost to the government hunting down his said son and having to move shop halfway across the continent.

This might as well happen.

Grinning like a kid on Christmas, Jack plopped on the finishing touch.

“Oh Danno is not going to believe this!”

Raising a cloaked arm with a flourish Jack struck a pose.

“Alrighty Jack enough messing around! Time to save the party, Fenton style!

Shifting his feet, Jack took a deep breath before smoothing his face the best he could. After all, couldn’t have a smiling Batman! Before walking out the room and taking running leap through the wall to the streets of Gotham before grappling to the nearest building.

[stephaniesblogxx]

i’m so glad clean girl makeup is dying off

[fatherofpuppets]

You, too, are not immune to the influence of pretty podcast man

[kitnita]

future so bright, they gotta put on shades 😎

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WIFI IS MINE ONCE AGAIN as i sit on a mattress on the floor

[pamelathorntonws]

[squeakitties]

i appreciate the gusto in some ppl's forwardness but no you can't fuck most of my sonas. nyan skulls can top you if you want tho

[taritoons]

Hobbit hole at the edge of the forest.

[pippastrelle]

Ashton: "I'm going to open the magic hole."

Dorian: "Say that again??"

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[nachosforfree]

Have you ever thought about how in fnaf 2, the spare freddy head is hard to breathe in to the point that originally there was going to be a toxic meter in game, but just a few years prior William was running around fully suited up? Like I feel like passing out from lack of oxygen was more of a risk when wearing the spring suits than getting springlocked was. Like why is the spare head so hard to breathe through it can't be that differently shaped than the spring suits heads

[simplyghosting]

Friendly reminder to wash/wipe down any plushies you have occasionally. ESPECIALLY if you sleep with them.

[ww2yaoi]

I know I said webgott touch three times but there is also an elusive fourth touch in TLP. for some reason after Bill Kiehn gets hit and they hear the explosion Joe looks at Web and touches him with his arm to urge him forward (?) I don't know why he does this, he was already moving. truly no reason to be all over him like that looking for his reaction and pushing him around like enough

[mushtoons]

when doing tiny little cleaning stuff to ur house actually makes u feel better like people say

[msmc-796-official]

-I managed to finally contact the HRA division with me to stop firing at your people. For the love of Christ-the-Buddha get your asshole commander away from me she won't stop screaming slurs in languages I don't understand at me over the comms channel we're stuck in

Who in the-?! Oh, wait, shit, that's right, I forgot you were still awake in there. Christ-the-Buddha Almighty, that scared me.

Are you sure that's still Kennedi screaming? She (or, rather, her unconscious - and hopefully not lifeless - body) and her molten wreck of a Caliban have been with us at MSMC-148's drop site for like two hours now, waiting for pickup. Slipshod managed to pry your casket outta that slag heap you used to call a Genghis Mk. 1 and get you connected to a "life support" of sorts on one of their backup generators, but if you can still hear Kennedi's voice screaming bloody murder at you, then your systems might be fried worse than we thought. (No clue if that sort of thing is fixable or not...)

Hopefully the Albatross will be here soon. Our distress beacon is still up and running, and they should more than have our coordinates by now. We'll all be out of here soon. (I hope.)

-- Angel