#clayton morgan

[sliqtril]

the lgbt expedition

[itsguysnightitsironic]

(CW LOUD ): Ah yes, the unknown warrior who appeared out of nowhere with a sword at hand is friend-shaped

There's no risk perception inside those two

I love my unpaid interns who are only here for their own problems, KANA SOYOKAZE IF YOU DON'T SURVIVE-

Audio from Bratz

[gorebek]

Im very early into CoS but i wanted to try drawing them

[szaryherbatnik]

Uh oh the shepnax worms are worming

[treehollowowl]

curse of strahdoodles!!

[zombiedogteeth]

LOA req: Clayton Azran being a problem (like he always is).

This isn’t him being a problem per say however this interaction in episode one really stood out to me

[astroskatcher]

You put your hand out, opened the door

You said, "Come with me, boy, I want to show you something more"

Or, part 2 of I don't know how to draw lizards so here's my take on a human Sarnax because I love that middle aged lizard man + some doodles

[proth-blog]

I dont this i ever posted this lol i guess i forgot idk they’re all so silly and i need to make more silly stuff of them u//u

(a better look at the pamphlet)

[wordy-little-witch]

CoS Incorrect Quotes hours the brain rot is rotting the brain lmaoooooooo

P.S. While spoilers are limited, I also Refuse The Ending and so 95% of stuff is in my own little made up parallel reality bc ShepNax Sparks Joy

Kana: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Shepherd, running on VERY little sleep: Exchange it for a hundred coppers, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Professor Clayton: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Sarnax: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I have done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Victoria: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Sarnax has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Sarnax: I want to set it off.

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Victoria: Let’s not Professor this into a worse situation than it already is.

Clayton: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Shepherd, completely deadpan: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Professor: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Professor: And I started thinking.

Professor: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Professor: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Victoria: Are you ok?

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Victoria: We need a way to lure in Vistani assistance

Kana: Perhaps we could arrange an entertainment event.

Sarnax: We could give them Shepherd's bath water.

Shepherd: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Kana, to Shepherd: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Shepherd: …

Kana: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Shepherd: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Kana: Sarnax is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Shepherd.

Sarnax: I feel like Shepherd is the more responsible one of us two though.

Shepherd: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Sarnax: that is a fair assessment

Shepherd: Just two bastards in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Professor: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

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Sarnax, to Victoria: you are harboring a deep wickedness....

Shepherd: whooooa, buddy, I didn't expect this from you!

Kana: yes, Sarnax, I had not expected you to be homophobic.

Sarnax: wh- no? I am not homophobic!

Professor: sounds like something a homophobe would say - especially after such a blatant call on her rights to love who she wishes!

Sarnax: ...... I do not care if you enjoy kissing women, love is love, but I draw the line at Strandanya

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Victoria: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kana: Wasn’t the Professor with you?

Professor: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Shepherd: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it. There might be dragons.

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Shepherd: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Sarnax: From a certain point of view.

Shepherd: I’m in.

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Victoria: Hey, aren’t you Professor Clayton?

Professor: You a cop?

Victoria: No.

Professor: Then yes, I am.

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Sarnax: Honestly, I am so ominous and off-putting. So full of dark, cultish knowledge. I feed on the souls of the enemies I strike fear into -

Kana: You cuddle with a lantern nightlight to sleep.

Sarnax: Gherix is a protective and warm God, you're just jealous.

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Shepherd: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Victoria: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sarnax. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sarnax!

Shepherd: Nope.

Victoria: In that case, as the archbishop of Shepherd's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sarnax right on the scaley lips!!!

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Victoria: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Professor: Literally or figuratively?

Victoria: I have to specify?

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Shepherd: alright, anything you'd like to add, Sarnax?

Sarnax: there are several things I would like to add-

Shepherd: -anything not involving Gherix?

Sarnax: in that case, no.

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Shepherd: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Sarnax: Do not do that, Shepherd. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Shepherd: I—

Shepherd: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Professor: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Shepherd+Victoria: :)

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Professor: Who hurt you?

Shepherd: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Professor: ...Yes, actually.

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Professor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Professor: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sarnax: Uh... what is the professor doing?

Kana: He us attempting to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Professor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Victoria, crying: It's working.

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Kana: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Victoria, blushing: Okay.

Professor: It's fucking summer.

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Shepherd, trying to comfort Victoria: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Victoria: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Shepherd: Do you support gay rights?

Victoria: I’m literally gay.

Kana: She's avoiding the question!

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Shepherd: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than waterin' my vegetable garden and tendin' the herds.

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Arabelle: so I saw a bunch of older kids running around and being weird, will I be like that when I get bigger? Is that what puberty is?? Puberty is weird if that's what it's like.

Shepherd: puberty is really weird, kid, take it from me - i did that shit twice.

Clayton, choking on his tea: OHMYGOD-

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Tommy, upon learning his dad Shepherd is trans: oh. Can I ask a question?

Shep: yeah buddy, what is it?

Tommy: so if you're a man but had to make yourself comfy like this, then can I get horns like you? The same way?

Shep, mildly emotional: ah, not quite like that. But we can certainly make you a headband, bud.

Tommy: YAY

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BONUS

The Doc: I've only had Silas for a day and a half but if any of you fuckers come for him, I'll burn this whole gods damned continent to the ground.

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Shepherd: *trying to buy a Father's Day card*

Shepherd: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"

Associate: Well, I-

Shepherd: How about "You're stuck with me"

Associate: No...

Shepherd: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Shepherd: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. XOXO no refunds...

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Doc: Yes, I'm adopting Shepherd and you cowards can't tell me no!

The townsfolk: Doc, you can't-

Doc: WATCH ME

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Shepherd: whatever doesn't kill me vetterstart running, because now I'm fuckin' pissed

Doc, who taught him everything he knows: THAT'S MY BOY

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Baby Shep: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Doc: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Baby Shep: You don’t have to wear-

Doc: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[eldritchenochian]

I know you write, but do you have any LoA fic recs? especially for Stardust, Edge of Midnight, or Curse of Strahd?

you bet your ass I do!! I've included what each fic is rated/featured romantic pairings for convenience, but as always, go over the tags yourself and see if it's the right fic for you! (also note that not all of these are currently finished)

Edge of Midnight

Marius and his Big, Stupid, Very Obvious Crush by JellyHappening - Marius/Lethica, teen rating

Ivory and Amethyst, Night and Day by elizabethwoofwoof - Marius/Lethica, explicit rating

just something i can turn to, somebody i can kiss (oh, i want something just like this) by captainshiloh831 - Marius/Lethica, general audiences rating

Bloodletting by Multifandom_damnation - no romantic pairing, teen rating

Mr. Jerry by GhostSeeker - Marius/Lethica/Jericho, not rated

Friends Close, You Closer by Peachzoid - Yorgrim/William Van Brunt, mature rating

Stardust

Days of Thunder by Cthulhus_Stepmom - no romantic pairing, teen rating

Smoke Screen by dibble_dabbles_drabbles - Pyke/Rett, teen rating

Mechanic's Sonata by dibble_dabbles_drabbles - Pyke/Rett, general audiences rating

Secretly? by dibble_dabbles_drabbles - Pyke/Rett, teen rating

Is It Casual, Now? by dibble_dabbles_drabbles - Pyke/Rett, mature rating

(dibble you are carrying the Pyke/Rett fans on your back and I salute you)

Kept Promises by Anonymous - Pyke/Rett, explicit rating

You and I drink the poison from the same vine by Multifandom_damnation - no romantic pairing, teen rating

Consequences of being a player by ME!! - Rex Maxim/Original Male Character, teen rating

Curse of Strahd

Ain't the praying type by Leafy_Elfy - Shepherd/Sarnax, Victoria/Kana, not rated

(slow) burn by Peachzoid - Shepherd/Sarnax, teen rating

Lights will Guide you Home by Flamingbluepanda - Shepherd/Sarnax, general audiences rating

Take Me to Your Best Friend's House by HGTV_Rerun - Shepherd/Sarnax, teen rating

Forgive, for I'm a selfish man, and my god adores you by Anonymous - Shepherd/Sarnax, explicit rating

Bonus Crossover

Cowboy Hat Etiquette (series) by miseria81 - Clayton/Shepherd, Clayton/Rex Maxim, explicit rating (note: locked fics, only visible to registered users)

[acidic-eye]

Ok I’m like 40 mins into ep 1 of Curse of Strahdanya thoughts on each character (bc ofc I need to start another even tho I haven’t finished OUAW or Icebound):

Victoria: I think she’s really pretty. Like her character is one that I’ve always been so interested to know about because of the tiktoks and such I’ve seen on her. She seems very nice and I’m very curious about her whole half elf thing she has going on.

Clayton: he’s so silly omg- with the gold and shit just not realizing that he’s just showing off all his wealth?? Like he obviously is smart but that man does not get social situations or like smth.

Sarnax: I genuinely thought he was just this cute little lizard guy from the art I’ve seen of him but wtf is his backstory- he’s like- terrifying. I thought he was just gonna be like: I light the way for my god! And he’s aparently wanting to murder these owls.

Shepard: he’s the reason I’m watching this ngl. I absolutely adore him and it was so cool to see how he’s just like: ya I’m not here for the money but for protecting you. I wanna protect you. Genuinely wasn’t expecting it, I thought he was gonna be more about the money but ig not lol. I literally adore him so much- and I’m so excited to see him and Sarnax’s relationship since the whole burning and stuff.

Kana: haven’t met but she seems really cool from what I’ve seen! I like her design :D

[larcenistarsonist]

Clayton is fucking dead lmaoooooo

[itsguysnightitsironic]

I can't even ask for a timeout, it will only make it worse.

If you're a ranger, DON'T. DON'T.

I am (once again) asking you to stop just stop I know this is a finished series with no prequels or sequels but like, stop? Angela, please, I can't do this-

Song: Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now by The Smiths

[vicekings]

Fanart for Curse of Strahdanya from Legends of Avantris! Please listen to this podcast/dnd game, it slaps so fucking hard!

[szaryherbatnik]

Clayton assran and shepherd too ig

[leafsleafsleafsstuff]

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