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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered

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a small collection of whose line identities

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i imagine richard nixon being submissive to me. Just in the room basically waiting for me for tummy rubs etc. like hes a little puppy. Even jerk off to that thought.

i cant do this anymore bro

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Its like. It's it's really something that the richest man in the world desires internet clout more than anything. Like he wants specifically the kind of clout you get on reddit or 4chan by being a poster like he wants to be a high tier Video Gamer he wants the specific kind of respect you get from being a competitive smash player who posts really good online. But he's just not good. At any of these things . And it's really something. That he has more money than god. But he can't be happy because he can't get a genuine laugh out of the twitch chat.

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Dethkomic III Casting Call

Alright, gang. It's time... Send me your characters to cameo in Dethkomic. Because this time around, these idiots could use all the help they can get.

It's the last-hurrah of Dethkomic. The final five issues. Endgame. Show's over. Curtain call.

So let's make it extra special by inviting as many OCs/self-inserts as we can, hey?

DISCLAIMER: If you've had an OC in the comics previously, you don't need to ask me to include them. They're already involved. As a thank you for sticking with me over the last 3 years, 8 issues, and 200+ pages, they'll be a little more involved than newcomers, but I still want to give any new people lending me their MTL children as much "screen time" as possible. That said...

An appearance is guaranteed for all who submit an application. Just one character per person, please! And you do the picking – don’t make me choose between multiples. I am terrible at that. :) Reference sheets with art are best, but I also take written descriptions, celebrity stand-ins, and that kind of stuff, too!

Feel free to give me an idea of anything they wouldn't do. There'll probably be ample crowd shots but if there aren't too many, I like to give these supporting roles at least a line of dialogue or some active involvement that's on-character.

And that's it! Send me a note on here and you're in! Please note that I have the right to refuse a character for any reason, but if you're not trolling, you'll probably get in.

Cheers! And I look forward to updating the comic in the coming weeks!

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no nuance/bald option because that's boring

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being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u

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marlena by julie buntin

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where’s that justin mcelroy post when i need it

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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

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—Ursula K. Le Guin, from a 1988 interview, collected in Ursula K. Le Guin: The Last Interview: and Other Conversations (Melville House, 2019)

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KURT RUSSELL as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone (1993)

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There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life. Now get on with it.

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday TOMBSTONE 1993 — dir. George P. Cosmatos