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lil-dragon-rawr · 4 months ago

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Hear Me Out: TOH x DC

(or: this crossover needs more attention and sometimes you gotta be the snake oil you want to see in the world)

Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Masterlist

(Luz, Amity, Cass, and Steph are stuck in Riddler's latest Escape Room Of Death (Or At Least Very Threatening Special Effects))

Steph: *starts whisper-arguing with Cass about whether or not to get involved as civilians*

Amity, unaware and moving towards the door with Intent To Slime: want me to-

Luz: don't worry I got this!

Luz, pulling a snake (???) out of her shirt: go, little power noodle, go!

Stringbean: *snakeshifts their tail into a key and unlocks the door*

Cass, slowly putting her lockpicks away: 0_o

Steph, to Cass: was that a snake? That was a snake, right?

(Luz, being Luz, ends up face-to-face with Black Mask in the absolute worst part of town)

Black Mask, one vaguely sarcastic comment away from murdering the random teen that just wandered into his high-profile drug deal: you have one chance to explain who you work for and how you got here, or I carve the answer out of you with a knife.

Luz, squinting at him:

Luz "Belos Was Turning Me To Stone And My First Instinct Was To Sass His Terrible Fashion Choices" Noceda: well aren't you just a ball of sunshine

Red Hood, interrupting the deal with Black Mask and coming face-to-face with a teen who was alarmingly unfazed by the whole event: do you have a death wish?

Luz: no, but it loses its edge after the first time

Luz: I mean, been there done that amirite?

Red Hood, processing:

Red Hood, hoping he wildly misread the context clues: you've died before?

Luz: well yeah

Luz, seeing an opportunity to cause chaos: but I came back thanks to the power of god and anime

Red Hood: ???

Poison Ivy: *minding her own business on the balcony of her suite*

Willow, thorn vaulting her way into the balcony: hi there! Huge fan :D

Ivy, trying to have a peaceful afternoon: wHOMST-

Willow: wanna compare notes on carnivorous plants?

Ivy:

Ivy: ...yes, do you have live examples by chance?

Willow, knowing she can essentially spawn plants at will: :D

(Robin, incredibly suspicious of the group that just moved into one of the worst (but cheap) apartment complexes in Gotham, has a stakeout at their apartments)

Hunter, moving around his apartment with Waffle on his shoulder: ^w^

Robin, immediately switching gears: I wonder if I could liberate the bird and convince Father to keep it since it's rescued from potential rogues.

Oracle, who heard him over comms: you're not allowed to steal pets anymore and you know it

Amity: *gets a job at Barbara's library*

Barbara, trying to keep an eye on her since she's kinda sus: hey, you're new here right? Want to grab coffee sometime?

Amity, just trying to do a good job: sure! :)

Barbara, suddenly acquiring a new sister: [task failed successfully]

King "Technically A Teenager But Really Short So Everyone Thinks He's A Child" Clawthorne: *gets kidnapped*

Kidnapper, calling the number King gave him to ask for ransom: we have your child-

Eda, unamused: oh yeah, which one?

Kidnapper: uhh short, yellow eyes, keeps asking if we have any ice cream?

Eda, annoyed: you have King???

Kidnapper, thinking they're getting somewhere: yes, and if you ever want to see him again, you'll bring $100k to the warehouse on the corner of 5th

Eda, knowing full well King could escape if he decided to use 2% of his power: *pinching the bridge of her nose* I'll be right over

Signal, about to rescue the small child some guy kidnapped: *waiting for an opening*

Eda, strutting into the warehouse on a mission: so you're the guy who kidnapped my son?

Signal, doing a double take because this lady with a hook for an arm has an aura that's oozing black and gray (and it looks like she has two auras for the price of one???): uhh Oracle?

Kidnapper, pointing a gun at Eda: slide the money over or I shoot!

Eda, still unamused: oh I'm sure you will, you spineless snaggleback.

Eda, letting the Owl Beast take over completely: *screeching, swallowing the kidnapper whole*

Eda, reverting back to normal: *burps*

Signal, panicking: Oracle? Hello?

Eda, moving on: so, King, did you have fun?

King, dropping the ropes he burned through with a glyph an hour ago: I had a blast!

Signal, finally getting a good look at the kid and realizing his aura is stronger than the demon lady's: Oracle, please respond

Signal, about to finish patrol: *sees the kidnapper from earlier passed out in a pile of nasty goo (Eda pelleted him up lol)*

Signal, incredibly concerned: ???

Oracle, tracking down all the information she can find on the Clawthornes: so it looks like that lady Signal saw got married in Vegas, stole her husband's car six hours later, and paid for a latte in Connecticut with a live racoon

Spoiler: what a legend. Move over Florida Man, there's a new queen in town

Red Robin: she turned into a monster and literally ate a guy yesterday

Spoiler: exactly, she's iconic

Red Robin:

Spoiler, rolling her eyes: god forbid women do anything

Red Robin, staking out the Clawthorne apartments after The Incident™: *listening in on conversations via the bugs he planted*

Gus, appearing next to him out of nowhere: hi there! Got a minute?

Red Robin: *screeching*

Gus, taking this as a yes: can I bug you with a few questions?

Red Robin, realizing a civilian snuck up on him and his siblings will never let him live this down: ...uhh

Gus, fangirling on the inside because this is a real human hero right in front of him: so what's it like being a human hero?

Red Robin, desperately trying to figure out what on earth these people are: you're not human?

Gus: *bursts out laughing and never answers the question*

(Luz, Vee, Hunter, and King, hopelessly lost in Black Mask's territory while trying to find their way to a restaurant)

Red Hood, recognizing Luz "I Have The Power Of God And Anime On My Side" Noceda: hey are you actively trying to get killed by Black Mask, or are you just lost?

Luz: oh hi again! Guys, this is the vigilante I was talking about!

Vee: *leans forward and sniffs Red Hood before freezing and remembering that's not something humans do* uhh. Ehe.

Red Hood: did you just sniff me?

Vee: uhhhh

Luz, squinting at Red Hood because Vee obviously smelled magic on him: haha, so silly, you wouldn't happen to be magic, would you?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: okay, back up. You can smell magic?

Vee, understanding there's no way out of this conversation: ...yes?

Red Hood, to Luz: and you died?

Luz: that's been established. The real question is how are you magic?

Red Hood: probably cause I died and got dunked in a necromancer's key lime smoothie extravaganza

Luz: cool

(the Batfamily sets up a meeting with Clawthornes & Co, C&C agrees cause they wanna see how the most paranoid member of the JL reacts to Demon Realm shenanigans)

Batman, seeing C&C and immediately clocking them as a bunch of child soldiers trauma bonded for life: .....

Eda, seeing the Batfam and also immediately clocking them as a bunch of child soldiers: ........

Eda, about Robin: why is there a twelve-year-old fighting crime?

Batman, about King: why is there an eight-year-old with more power than most high-level magicians?

Robin and King, at the same time: I'm fourteen!!

Robin and King: *squinting at each other*

Signal, off to the side, seeing the auras of the rest of C&C for the first time: oh my God. Oh my God

Spoiler: come on it can't be that bad

Signal: oh my God if B picks a fight we're all going to actually die

Batman, about Luz: why has your kid died?

Eda, about Red Hood: why has your kid died?

Red Hood, a self-proclaimed unbiased participant: oooooOOOOOOO she got you there *high fives Luz*

Batman, dragging Signal into the conversation because he's the only one who can see their auras: Signal. Ask your questions.

Signal, desperately trying to not get obliterated in a magic mushroom of energy: I plead the fifth

Eda: [Eda was amused]

Signal: so, you have two auras. Is there an explanation for that or...?

Eda: eh, I guess I have my sister to thank for that

Signal: ...can you elaborate?

Eda, sighing: it's a chronic condition. But at least my inner demon is paying rent now.

Signal, wildly confused:

Signal: so, um. You're the kid who got kidnapped a little bit ago, how are you holding up?

King: you call that a kidnapping? At best that was a half-baked attempt at a babysitting extortion scheme

Signal: ...do you know what kidnapping is?

King: yeah?

Signal: and you were unfazed by the whole ordeal?

King: I mean yeah, this was nothing compared to the time I was almost sacrificed by that cult

Batfam, collectively: ?????

Batman: [Batman will remember that]

Signal, to Luz: okay. So, you're the one who died - your aura also has this demon thing protecting it?

Luz and King: !!!!

Eda: hot dang, kid! The Titan's still hanging around!

Red Robin, thinking it's Greek myths coming into play: I'm sorry did you say titan?

Luz, making an attempt at explanation: yeah the Titan gave me the last bit of his power when I died

Luz, with jazz hands: and voila! Not dead anymore!

Spoiler, whispering to Red Robin: so is she...technically a god now?

Signal, increasingly desensitized to the power level of C&C: *pointing to Willow* you're basically Poison Ivy on crack

Willow, who just had her weekly meeting with Ivy: aww, thank you!

Signal, turning to Amity: I don't even know what happened to you.

Amity: oh is my aura all goopy?

Signal, slowly: that's...one way of putting it

Amity: okay it's all good! Probably just abomination slime :)

Batman: ...abomination slime?

Amity: yeah, like this!

Amity: *conjures abominations on the ground beneath the vigilantes*

Batkids: *screaming, cursing*

Luz, kissing Amity on the cheek: ooh another one for vigilante bingo! Nice job, sweet potato!

Signal, squinting at Hunter: uhh you're like, made out of bark and oozing a vaguely concerning substance? Also there's a bird imprinted on your chest

Hunter, tearing up: oh. What kind of bird

Signal: small and red, idk maybe a cardinal?

Hunter, full-on sobbing: I'm fine I just have some dirt in my eye. Stupid dirt

Batfam, putting two and two together about the group's matching bird tattoos: ohhh. Oh. Oh.

Spoiler: kay but why is your aura wood?

Hunter: oh I'm part palistrom wood

Hunter, counting off ingredients on his fingers: and part Titan blood, which probably explains the oozing

Hunter: I have a Galdorstone,

Spoiler, horrified whispering: is that like a kidney stone?

Hunter, still listing ingredients: Stonesleeper lungs, Selkidomus scales, a bone from my former uncle's deceased brother-

Red Robin: is there a reason you treat body parts like they're customizable options in the menu of an RPG?

Hunter, missing the joke completely: I'm a Grimwalker. This is what I'm made out of

Red Robin: ...you lost me.

Robin: but what about the blue jay you had on your shoulder?

Hunter: oh you mean Waffle! :D

Hunter: *pulls Waffle out of his shirt* say hi, Waffle!

Waffle: *un-petrifies himself and chirps*

Robin: 🤯

Spoiler, to Blackbat: it was a snake!

(hard cut to Robin being swarmed by palisman)

Robin, thinking: on one hand, it is foolish to show such obvious weakness in front of potential enemies. On the other hand, their familiars are all very cute.

Robin:

Robin, making a decision: *continues playing with the palisman*

Signal, pointing to Gus and Vee: I don't understand you.

Gus, comfortingly: don't worry, greatness is difficult to comprehend :)

Vee, actually trying to help Signal: ohh it's because he's all smoke and mirrors and I'm not even a witch!

Spoiler, who thought these were all just metas after Eda "It's A Chronic Condition" Clawthorne: you're not even a what now

(Clawthorne & Co, trying to start from the beginning)

Amity: so we're all witches-

Luz: well,

Vee: *laughs*

Hunter, raising his hand: I'm only half a witch on a good day

Batman:

Amity, amending: only three of us are biological witches who use traditional witch spells,

Luz: there you go!

Amity: those three witches are Willow, Gus, and myself

Amity: and Luz is the first human witch!

Spoiler, whispering to Blackbat: witches and humans are different species??

Blackbat: *shrugs*

Eda: and I used to be the most powerful witch on the Isles, but my curse corrupted my magic. Now I'm a harpy because I convinced the demon in my head to pay rent

Batman: curse?

Eda, waving her hand: yeah, long story

Luz: and like we established earlier, Hunter's a Grimwalker that used a human template, so he's not biologically a witch either. But Flapjack gives him magic!

Hunter, nodding solemnly: the power of friendship

Spoiler, whispering to Blackbat: oh my god friendship is magic My Little Pony was right-

Blackbat: *snickers*

Red Hood: and the weird kid who smells magic isn't magic?

Vee, defensively: magic is yummy!

Red Hood:

Vee "My First Instinct Upon Entering The Human World Was To Tell A Human 'Skin's Sure Weird' To Their Face" Noceda: ...yum yum!

Batfam:

Vee:

Batfam:

Vee: okay okay I'm a basilisk, basilisks eat magic!

Batfam: ...

Vee: ...nevermind.

Batman: that just leaves King. Is he also a pseudo witch?

King: oh yeah what did you call me a couple weeks ago Luz?

Luz, barely keeping a straight face: he's Jesus.

Batman: ...come again?

Vee and Luz: *start wheezing with laughter*

King, after a couple minutes of running with the bit: okay okay I'll explain

King: ...I'm the son of the Titan

Signal, looking between Luz and King's auras rapidly: you...he...oh. Oh

Spoiler: oh my god he's actually Jesus

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enchantedchocolatebars · 4 months ago

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Fic Request: Kid Philip gets a Valentine’s Day card from a secret admirer.

Secret Admirer 💖 💌 💘 💝

Summary: A Bile Sac Day love letter to Philip is discovered by Caleb at the front door of the Clawthorne residence.

Ao3 version

Enjoy!

Caleb and Evelyn were busy in the kitchen together, happily crafting and carving a batch of cute, homemade Bile Sac Day shocklates when they heard a knock at the door.

Caleb, setting down his carving tool, goes to answer the door, and when he does...

"Hm? That's strange. No one's there...," said the teen to himself in a whisper as he looked to his left and then his right before turning his direction to the ground.

In front of his feet, he noticed a cutely decorated envelope.

It was adorned with bright pink glitter and red hearts and addressed to a certain Wittebane.

Philip Wittebane.

With a light gasp, Caleb picked up the love letter and began to examine its front and back with gentle eyes and a soft gaze.

The blonde felt the corners of his mouth move up, a pleasant smile now plastered on his face.

'Aww,' he thought to himself in his mind.

Someone (most definitely a girl) had a crush on his little brother.

Caleb would make sure to show the love note to Philip once he returned.

After witnessing his brother's social isolation for so many years, it was very comforting to Caleb to know that there was someone out there who really liked Philip a lot.

"Who was at the door?" Evelyn asked with a smile as she approached Caleb from behind, placing a hand on his shoulder.

When Caleb jovially showed off the letter to Evelyn, it was now her turn to gasp, her eyes lighting up.

"Aww!" she exclaimed excitedly while gushing, placing two hands on her cheeks.

"How sweet! Little Philip's got a secret admirer!" she expressed merrily in a syrupy voice.

"Ooo, ooo, let's open up the envelope and see what she wrote him!" Evelyn suggested with a mischievous smile.

"Huh?!" Caleb exclaimed in disbelief at the proposal, quickly shooting his girlfriend a stunned look. "E-Evie, we can't do that. Philip would--"

"Don't worry," Evelyn reassured. "I'll just use my magic to reseal the envelope. It'll look as if no one had ever opened it."

"I don't know..."

Evelyn gave a playful whine. "Oh, come on, Cale," she said, brushing her shoulder against her boyfriend's. "Aren't you dying to find out what this mystery girl said to your brother?" she asked.

"I..." Caleb began in an attempt to argue before pausing.

He... couldn't deny that he, too, was also extremely curious about the letter's contents.

He sighed as Evelyn's smile got wider, her aura brightening. "Fine," he said, giving into the idea.

"Yay!" beamed the witch, jumping for joy.

"But," Caleb started to state in a somewhat stern tone. "The envelope has to be properly sealed after we're done reading."

Evelyn quickly nodded. "Of course!"

...

After Caleb and Evelyn finished reading the homemade Bile Sac Day card, which had the sweetest and most sincere message written inside it, they both smiled to themselves as they looked at each other.

Mentally, they were awwing.

"She seems like such a sweet girl...," they both spoke in a soft tone at the same time.

...

Back inside, Caleb and Evelyn were packaging the shocklates that they had made into boxes that they planned to give to their friends.

Philip's squeals of delight upstairs confirmed what the teen couple thought would be the brunette's reaction to the secret admirer's letter as they both giggled.

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winterstarz216 · 1 year ago

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This is so pretty!!

page full of silly goobers :)

#toh #the owl house #the collector #king clawthorne #collector appreciation corner

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januscorner · 1 year ago

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Can I have an Eda The Owl Lady themed stim board :D

🌕🦉🥃 🗝️🧙‍♀️👻 🌅🦉💅

I love how this one came out

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mybrothercainmybrotherabel · 8 months ago

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Tdaac timepool part 3

@moonmeg one last one for the brainrot

“Mom!”

Catherine was surprised when Robyn ran into the house only an hour after leaving for school.

“Robyn! What are you doing here?” Catherine asked as her son went over to the closet and grabbed a hooded cloak. He forced the cloak into her hands and grabbed her arm. He started pulling her towards the door. “Robyn, what is going on?”

“Just come on!” Robyn said.

“Why aren't you in school?”

“This is more important!” Catherine went along with her son as he dragged her from the house, down the road to the beach. He poked around in the sand for a few moments before grabbing her hand again.

“Close your eyes.” He said, “and put your hood up.”

“Robyn Clawthorne, what's gotten into you?”

“Just trust me.” Robyn insisted.

“I trust there is a very good reason you are skipping school.”

“There is, just keep your eyes closed.”

Catherine obliged, allowing her son to pull her along. She could feel herself passing through some sort of magic barrier but she couldn't tell what it was.

“Can I open my eyes yet?”

“Not quite.”

Robyn kept leading her forward. She could hear music, voices and laughter. There was some sort of celebration going on, but she couldn't imagine what it was. She could smell street foods and flower blossoms.

“We've been walking for a while, Sprout, where are you taking me?”

“Just wait, okay, we're nearly there.”

Finally Robyn stopped. “Okay, open your eyes.”

Catherine obeyed at first she was confused. It appeared to be night time, it was just morning…the village Square was decorated for the Lunaris festival, but that was weeks ago. What was…She gasped.

She saw Caleb, he was spinning her around on the dance floor, a much younger version of herself, a bright-eyed child version of herself, completely unaware of the true horrors life had to offer. She was laughing as she danced, so was he. Both of their faces were red from exhaustion but they were both having too much fun to notice.

“I remember this night…” she said, it was the night she had first realized she was in love. “How…?”

“Micah and I found a timepool.” Robyn explained. “I met him, Mom, I talked to him.” Unshed tears glistened in the corners of Robyn's eyes. “I didn't tell him who I was, but I got to hear his voice…Micah said I couldn't warn him…I wanted to, I wanted to so bad. I still want to, but…”

Catherine put her arms around her boy, Caleb wouldn't have believed him anyway, nothing could have shaken Caleb's faith in his brother at this point.

“His dying wish was to meet you.” She said. “And now he got to, even if he will never know.”

They stood together in silence for a long time watching as her younger self and Caleb danced and joked, even watching from a distance Catherine could hear his voice again, hear his laugh…she had almost forgotten the sound. They watched until the couple slipped away from the crowd.

“Thank you for this, Sprout.” Catherine said.

“I wish we could change things…”

“I know.” Catherine said. It took every ounce of her willpower not to track down Philip and kill him, but she knew that time could not be messed with in such ways. “It's enough just to see him one last time.”

#the owl house #Tdaac #moonmeg

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