#claw your eyes out
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Yet again, motherfucking Tumblr terminates the last account (4th time) while allowing straight porn accounts with full tits hanging out all over and bush AND VULVA /VAGINA to be shown and THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM but if you show any PENIS OR ANY FORM OF THE NAKED MALE ANATOMY YOU WILL BE BANNED/ACCOUNT TERMINATED.
This is called HOMOPHOBIC DISCRIMINATION BY SEXUAL ORIENTATION. It is very very simple. So I have taken screenshots of examples of straight porn that is readily available on Tumblr and will be including this in my submission to CRTC when the filing is made for HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. Canada 🇨🇦 and other civilized countries do not put up with this BULLSHIT. SO FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARDS. YOU SHOULD BE RESTORING MY ACCOUNT. 4500 follows and 1600 followers over 3+ months. That’s significant effort. Why should I have to start from scratch again??? So many of us are in the same position. We are discriminated against just because our interests are not straight content. That’s called DISCRIMINATION. And you’re based in NY STATE??? Good!!! They will FUCK YOU UP!!! They don’t put up with anti-LGBT DISCRIMINATION THERE.
Now back to reality… unfortunately I MUST REPOST THIS CASE STUDY in acute psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder.
@uselessandgay and @usefulandgay really are out of their goddamn minds. It’s scary. And the lunatics willing to part money to look at their completely unaesthetic bodies… Your ass is just fat; your chest is oddly shaped and now your head looks disproportionately minuscule especially with that pencil neck. It’s bizarre. I know times might be tough but goddamn boys!!! Save your money for a dildo or a gigolo something if you’re that desperate rather than feeding these two queens’ addiction to themselves; they get off to the mirror
🍆💦💦💦.
As a “naturopathic doctor” please avail yourself of a real medical doctor and get to a psychiatrist. What you are doing is NOT HEALTHY for yourselves or those around you. Nobody really believes what you tell them and the amount of time that they play along with your delusions is grandeur after not infinite.
#uselessandgay#usefulandgay#narcissism#personality disorder#seek help#nobody wants to see that#Only fans will let anybody on#claw your eyes out#you’re not sexy#your ass is just fat#don’t shave the beard beans you’re really ugly otherwise#stop being a diva bitch#you’re welcome#delusions of grandeur
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just floyd and yuu singing coral crown
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#floyd leech#idia shroud#well hes there#i was gonna do the claw out your eyes one but hehe#anyway#ive got so many wips man#yeeauupp hades 2 is great and the songs are bangers CANT WAIT FOR THE FULL GAME#drew this on a whim but ive always wanna draw floyd singing scyllas songs haha
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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aughdhshfjjsjcjdjfjsbgsknfjs <- leshy in this art probably
#mrk.art#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#cotl narinder#the one who waits#cotl leshy#blood#eye injury#eyestrain#imagine. you ar— WERE. you were my older brother. you might've had a stick up your ass but i still cared for you. loved you‚ even. and then#suddenly my followers‚ swayed by your experiments‚ left me and worshipped you instead. and i began to grow weak‚ to lose my power#my other siblings also suffered from this‚ allmighty gods no longer‚ for you stood above us in terms of might. and then—#and then— ...i do not know the full extent of what happened. but i know with all my being that you betrayed us.#we fought. godly blood was spilled. the last thing i remember seeing was your claws stained with ichor.#you are gone now‚ imprisoned forever in your realm‚ chained there to *rot*. and no matter how much vindication and hatred i feel for you‚#for the fact that you live still‚ as death could not be killed‚ there's a part of me that still yearns for an older brother who raised me‚#who taught me‚ who loved me‚ who betrayed me. who torn my eyes out of my head‚ ripped off my brothers ears‚ sliced my sister's throat open‚#crushed my sibling's skull.#bishop leshy#LMAO writing a ficlet in the tags. average tumblr user experience. j will now turn into a clam soup. good by e
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Scylla came out with a new diss track (it's a banger)
#IM GONNA CLAW OUT YOUR EYES THEN DROWN YOU TO DEATH#you're so obsessed with me not that I can blame you for it....#that little dress#looks like it's from the garbage...#WHAT AN ICON#hades#hades 2#fanart#hades supergiant#hades 2 fanart#hades fanart#scylla hades 2#scylla#hades melinoë#melinoë#melinoe#hades game#Hades II
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sometimes i read stories about the creepy things astarion fangirls have subjected neil newbon to, despite him asking them like, outright to stop sexualizing him as a person just bc he voices astarion, and i shudder because some of y'all should have been raised catholic like i was.
then maybe you'd know some fucking shame.
edit: I must clarify this is a joke because no one should be raised Catholic. but some of y'all do need to be punished. biblically.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#oh the comments in his streams and the questions hes had to answer and the cameos people have shoved at him and tim#guys id rather claw my eyes out than send anything like that to jason isaacs or even just anyone at all#where is good old fashioned christian guilt man#youre asking strangers about sex#maybe go home and pray
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Scylla and The Sirens, Hades II (2024)
#I am gonna claw (out your eyes then drown you to death)#scylla and the girls#hades 2#hades#scott pilgrim#scylla and the sirens#scylla hades
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their first talk
#alastors thoughts here are something along the lines of 'i cannot BELIEVE husker got to him first'#alastors 'gonna steal myself a friend (<- wife*)' vs husks 'i will tear your eyes out with my claws motherfucker'#🌗 art tag#hazbin hotel#house of cards au#radiostatic#vox hazbin#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel
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The Green family dynamics are so interesting because like, Viserys is the father but due to his decay he seems more like the grandfather, whereas Otto is the Grandsire but seems to fill out the role of a father more, not only to his daughter but also her children, so he and his daughter are a mother/father unit but in some situations Alicent is treated like a sibling to her children (by Otto) and then you have the obvious Helaena/Aegon happening (siblings who are also husband/wife and mother/father to their children), but at the same time it seems like Aemond is the one trying to be the family's protector and attempting to step up as patriarch, with some of the scenes between him and Alicent giving off the vibes of equals rather than Mother and Son (like when they discuss Aemond finding Aegon) and his relationship with Aegon seeming like he's the big brother and not the other way around, in this essay I will-
#ALSO the way Aemond tries so hard to be the perfect son#In part to make up for Aegon obviously slacking#And also because he feels like he should've been the firstborn son#But do you ever think that maybe he's also jealous of Aegon because Aegon is allowed to fuck up#Again and again#And Alicent still loves him?#Like she obviously is affectionate toward all her children#But imagine trying to be everything your mother wants your older brother to be#And watching your older brother do everything he's not supposed to be#And somehow your mother still supports him and loves him and would quite literally die for him#And like logically you know she would do the same for you#But deep down you're also scared of ever fucking up#Because what if you're not perfect and you fuck up like your brother#And she stops loving you??#What if you're not the golden son she never needs to worry about#And she just isn't willing to tolerate your bs the way she tolerates your brother's#What a punch in the face that would be#Anyway don't mind me I am just clawing my eyes out#hotd#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen
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Logan asking Wade if he's been screened for ADHD gives me Emotions because this Logan definitely picked that up at Xavier's school. Was he a teacher? Did he hang around the other teachers enough to pick it up? Was there some x-kid bouncing off the walls who explained it to him?
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#spoilers#tell me your secrets you depressed ball of claws#was this logan a substitute at least once while the other x men went out and did hero stuff?#did scott explain some student needed extra attention while logan rolled his eyes but made sure to remember the name#did some bright-eyed mutant infodump on Logan as he was just trying to get a beer outta the fridge#does logan see them in wade's manic behavior and suddenly he needs another drink#i do love that we got a disaster wolverine time to speedrun therapy with a madman
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eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"
#blu edits#cobra kai#eli hawk moskowitz#demetri alexopoulos#hawkmetri#binary boyfriends#binary brothers#sorry randomly got bonkers about their dynamic in my head again#i love when demetri is spiteful give him edge give him that streak of pettiness he's always been secretly proud of#hes 17 his only sources of true joy are schadenfreude and free food#he humiliated eli at that party and he enjoyed it and yea they make up but he gets his licks now bc he's owed and eli lets him bc he's owed#and eli's approach to redemption is all roll over puppy eyes im sorry i'll do anything 'just tell me im yours' like thatll make it better#like thats productive. but he cant build demetri a sparring deck out of this so if demetri says jump... if demetri says join my dojo...#and so demetri will run him through his paces ragged for penance but it doesnt make it better and he looks at hawk and still feels sick#(and yes he loves him ofc he loves eli but that just adds to his turning stomach every time he sees those eyes looking up at him like that)#(its worse bc its eli making him feel this. not hawk doing something evil but eli trying to do something good and demetri still feels sick)#(because who does that shit and then comes back belly up like letting demetri claw his guts out makes them even)#(because who can claim to love someone and still get a kick of satisfaction out of making eli bleed <- verbally emotionally metaphorically)#(not physically. never physically. obviously. that's eli's thing. and so demetri's a leg up on him.)#^ im promise im a fan of interpreting them where theyre happy too#this derailed from the edit#if ur for some reason reading this then however you first interpreted this is prolly correct. i went a little rogue here in the tags
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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN
#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started#tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but#from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character#which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE#HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS#also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend#they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time#he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples#and is also a self conscious loser <3#his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10#he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market#also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes#HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO#he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras#this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant#tgcf#art#poll#hua cheng#lmao#my art#tian guan ci fu#hualian#xie lian#hob#heaven official's blessing
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literally love the cocept of like dildos and plugs "popping into place," like. yes, that's right, this hole was made to be filled, nd those things are made to belong inside us. We all just want to be in a place we belong ~nya
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#hades 2#scylla and the sirens#scylla#fanart#listened to I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes then Drown You to Death) on repeat whilst making this lmaoooo
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my internal thought process watching the end of episode 3
#CLAWING MY EYES OUT#rhys darby i am IN YOUR WALLS#that was so fucking good oh my god#SONG CHOICE ACTING STEDE AS A MERMAID EVERYTHING SKDJSJDHSJHD#im losing my mind#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd 2 spoilers
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small rough diagram of the scars Agrippa will receive when the Swiss get their ass handed to them by Napoleon
#unfortunately having one (1) heavyweight in your army won't make a difference when your enemy has like. fifty#as for what exactly happens to Agrippa#a French heavyweight pulls a Vhagar on her#she wiggles herself out of its jaws tho at the cost of her claws a dislocated shoulder and the other dragon's eye#and then she ruins the rest of her claws while running to get her dying rider to safety#she does get better and even manage to retain her ability to fly but she'll always be a bit off-balance#skies over jura#soj agrippa#temeraire oc
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