#claw your eyes out

[hardcenturion3]

Yet again, motherfucking Tumblr terminates the last account (4th time) while allowing straight porn accounts with full tits hanging out all over and bush AND VULVA /VAGINA to be shown and THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM but if you show any PENIS OR ANY FORM OF THE NAKED MALE ANATOMY YOU WILL BE BANNED/ACCOUNT TERMINATED.

This is called HOMOPHOBIC DISCRIMINATION BY SEXUAL ORIENTATION. It is very very simple. So I have taken screenshots of examples of straight porn that is readily available on Tumblr and will be including this in my submission to CRTC when the filing is made for HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. Canada 🇨🇦 and other civilized countries do not put up with this BULLSHIT. SO FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARDS. YOU SHOULD BE RESTORING MY ACCOUNT. 4500 follows and 1600 followers over 3+ months. That’s significant effort. Why should I have to start from scratch again??? So many of us are in the same position. We are discriminated against just because our interests are not straight content. That’s called DISCRIMINATION. And you’re based in NY STATE??? Good!!! They will FUCK YOU UP!!! They don’t put up with anti-LGBT DISCRIMINATION THERE.

Now back to reality… unfortunately I MUST REPOST THIS CASE STUDY in acute psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder.

@uselessandgay and @usefulandgay really are out of their goddamn minds. It’s scary. And the lunatics willing to part money to look at their completely unaesthetic bodies�� Your ass is just fat; your chest is oddly shaped and now your head looks disproportionately minuscule especially with that pencil neck. It’s bizarre. I know times might be tough but goddamn boys!!! Save your money for a dildo or a gigolo something if you’re that desperate rather than feeding these two queens’ addiction to themselves; they get off to the mirror

🍆💦💦💦.

As a “naturopathic doctor” please avail yourself of a real medical doctor and get to a psychiatrist. What you are doing is NOT HEALTHY for yourselves or those around you. Nobody really believes what you tell them and the amount of time that they play along with your delusions is grandeur after not infinite.

[kenchann]

just floyd and yuu singing coral crown

[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

[messy-roadkill]

aughdhshfjjsjcjdjfjsbgsknfjs <- leshy in this art probably

[ko0lit]

Scylla came out with a new diss track (it's a banger)

[animentality]

sometimes i read stories about the creepy things astarion fangirls have subjected neil newbon to, despite him asking them like, outright to stop sexualizing him as a person just bc he voices astarion, and i shudder because some of y'all should have been raised catholic like i was.

then maybe you'd know some fucking shame.

edit: I must clarify this is a joke because no one should be raised Catholic. but some of y'all do need to be punished. biblically.

[windoftime]

Scylla and The Sirens, Hades II (2024)

[hiemaldesirae]

their first talk

[b-rainlet]

The Green family dynamics are so interesting because like, Viserys is the father but due to his decay he seems more like the grandfather, whereas Otto is the Grandsire but seems to fill out the role of a father more, not only to his daughter but also her children, so he and his daughter are a mother/father unit but in some situations Alicent is treated like a sibling to her children (by Otto) and then you have the obvious Helaena/Aegon happening (siblings who are also husband/wife and mother/father to their children), but at the same time it seems like Aemond is the one trying to be the family's protector and attempting to step up as patriarch, with some of the scenes between him and Alicent giving off the vibes of equals rather than Mother and Son (like when they discuss Aemond finding Aegon) and his relationship with Aegon seeming like he's the big brother and not the other way around, in this essay I will-

[therealraewest]

Logan asking Wade if he's been screened for ADHD gives me Emotions because this Logan definitely picked that up at Xavier's school. Was he a teacher? Did he hang around the other teachers enough to pick it up? Was there some x-kid bouncing off the walls who explained it to him?

[blusandbirds]

eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"

[lazycranberrydoodles]

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

[lesbi-nyan]

literally love the cocept of like dildos and plugs "popping into place," like. yes, that's right, this hole was made to be filled, nd those things are made to belong inside us. We all just want to be in a place we belong ~nya

[azurevoltage]

[bisexualbailorgana]

my internal thought process watching the end of episode 3

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

small rough diagram of the scars Agrippa will receive when the Swiss get their ass handed to them by Napoleon