#classic cece and winston mess arounds

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Jesper: ya know, nothing hits like a couch nap. It's that good sleep

Nina: ooo yeah, then you wake up and get that big cat stretch and it's like ahhhhh

Kaz: what the fuck are you two talking about

[loupettes]

Favourite New Girl moments ► 2/∞

5.05 | Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt

[drunkyriestuff]

GOD I LOVE NEW GIRL

I LOVE THOSE DUMBASSES SO MUCH. I LOVE THEIR SHENANIGANS AND THEIR SILLY LITTLE QUIRKS AND THEIR STUPID ARGUMENTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF SCHMIDT'S MOUTH (we're ignoring he's a republican, in my head he isn't and that's what matters). I LOVE TRUE AMERICAN AND THE FACT THAT IT IS NEVER EXPLAINED.

I LOVE NICK'S OLD GRANDPA ATTITUDE AND THE FACT THAT HE'S SECRETLY ROMANTIC AND HIS ANGER ISSUES AND THAT HE'S A MESS OF A PERSON (because I can relate to both of those). I LOVE WINSTON'S GENTLENESS AND ALL HIS WEIRDNESS AND HONESTLY HIM IN HIS ENTIRETY. I LOVE JESS' BUBBLY PERSONALITY AND HOW NICE AND POSITIVE SHE IS. I LOVE CECE'S STRENGTH AND ATTITUDE AND HOW SHE COULD SNAP A MAN'S BACK WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT.

I LOVE CECE AND WINSTON MESS AROUNDS AND ALL OF THEIR INTERACTIONS AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP (please they're platonic soulmates). I LOVE JESS AND SCHMIDT'S FRIENDSHIP AND HOW HE PROTECTS AND CARES FOR HER. I LOVE LOVE LOVE SCHMIDT AND NICK (they're also platonic soulmates) AND THEIR WHOLE DYNAMIC (simply superb, chef's kiss, one of my favorite things in the world). I LOVE CECE AND JESS' FRIENDSHIP (we need more female friendships because it's honestly one of the best feelings) AND HOW THEY CARE FOR AND LOVE EACH OTHER. AND I LOVE JESS AND NICK RELATIONSHIP AND THE SLOW BURN FRIENDS TO LOVERS AND THE TENSION ALL THROUGHOUT THE SHOW AND THEIR CHEMISTRY.

i love new girl

[hersterical]

Some of my favorite fictional friendships who I think would be willing to get platonically married (some of these I ship both platonically and romantically and some of these I ship purely platonically)

(Stranger Things) Robin & Steve: Do I even need to explain this one?

(MCU) Kate & Yelena: This is doubly true if Yelena is ace and/or aro. I could also see them getting married on an assignment or something and then just not getting around to divorcing while joking about being work wives

(MCU) Clint & Natasha: I honestly only see this happening in a situation where Laura dies in a non-Thanos related incident

(Seinfeld) Jerry & George: They sincerely believe that it was just for the tax benefits. Hard to say if they ever become self-aware enough for it to become romantic

(Community) Annie & Abed: Got carried away with the bit. Abed doesn’t take marriage seriously enough to get a divorce and Annie likes the idea of being married and being able to refer to someone as her husband. They do eventually both grow to actually enjoy being platonically married to each other. Annie might eventually want a divorce when she realizes she’s a lesbian and falls in love with a woman. Abed might want a divorce if he sees how sad the marriage makes Troy

(Lotr) Legolas & Gimli: Same reasons for why they’d get married romantically but if they had no romantic feelings for each other

(X-Men Evolution) Rogue & Kitty: I could see them actually following through on an “if neither of us are married by the time we’re 40” kind of arrangement, though it’d take quite a bit of convincing on Kitty’s part and wouldn’t happen until their 50’s

(The Good Place) Jason & pretty much anyone except for Michael (and Janet): Literally canonically happened with Tahani, kind of canonically happened with Pillboi. Eleanore would definitely go for it if it got her out of a tough situation (and depending on her relationship status with Chidi). Would probably be able to guilt trip Chidi into it if it was really necessary to get Jason out of a bad situation

(SPOP) Bow and Sea Hawk: I don’t think this requires an explanation

(Willow) Kit & Elora: Only if there’s something that stops Kit from marrying Jade or if it’s on accident

Honorable Mentions

(Psych) Shawn & Gus: Shawn would no hesitation platonically marry Gus but Gus would not be up for it

(BBC Merlin) Arthur and Merlin: Would they be platonic life partners? Yes. Would they be romantically married? Yes. Would they get platonically married? No.

(X-Men Evolution) Kurt & Kitty: They would also have an ‘if neither of us are married by the time we’re 40’ kind of thing but Kurt’s too much of a romantic to go through with it

(Community) Jeff & Britta: It wouldn’t be romantic, and it wouldn’t be platonic, but a secret third thing (probably related to spite). We already almost saw it happen in the season two premiere

(Schitt’s Creek) Stevie and David: They would consider it in the pre-Patrick era, but David’s too much of a romantic to go through with it (did they have an ‘if we’re not married by the time we’re 40’ thing in canon? I can’t remember)

(New Girl) Winston and Cece: A classic Winston and Cece mess around would go too far and Cece would demand an immediate divorce (though dependings on the timing she might let it go longer than necessary just to watch Schmidt’s head explode regularly)

(BTVS) Tara and Oz: Sincerely don’t know if either of them would actually be down for this but I think it’d be tons of fun

(SPOP) Bow and Adora: I think they’d be perfectly happy to be platonically married but Glimmer would blow a gasket and Catra’s passive aggressiveness would be reaching very dangerous levels

[platonic-pals-punchout]

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Winston Bishop & Cece Parekh:

The power of there silliness and tomfoolery can defeat any opponent. They embody the concept of “Buddies who are prepared to do hijinks”. It’s about the classic Cece-Winston mess around.

Timothy Stoker & Sasha James:

i just think they’re a very cool pair

Nepeta Leijon & Equius Zahhak:

In all of the messy MESSY relationship dynamics that happen in Homestuck, they’re the only ones to stay consistent, and even get better by the end

romance disclaimer: the most common translation for their kind of relationship is "romantic," but trolls (their species) understand relationships fundamentally differently from humans, and their relationship is most closely comparable to a queer-platonic relationship.

Note: This blog is run & followed by aromantics. Insisting any pairs are ~actually romantic~ will not only cause you to be blocked on the spot, but you’ll out yourself as someone not safe to be queer around. No one wants to hear how stupid you look with those shipping goggles on.

[peachykeenpolkadotts]

I believe that the acotar version of a classic cece winston mess around would just be feyre and cassian doing anything and I want a whole series of it

[deadinarussianelevator]

I do love the classic Winston-Cece mess around

[2-2-1-bitch]

something about regulus and remus being besties gives off classic cece and winston mess around vibes

[dovesylvester]

Okay, but the typical and predictable response was an absolutely valid one, so no eye rolling over here for now. It has been a while since I've watched that show, though, so a rewatch actually sounds like a good time. Last time I watched it I still found myself getting distracted, but like you said, the episodes are much shorter so even if I do get distracted, it won't be for as long at least. Plus I love me a classic Cece and Winston mess around. Winston in general is a good enough reason to watch the show, he's so great.

You're probably going to just roll your eyes at me, because this is such a typical and predictable Hadley response, but you should totally just watch New Girl. It's super easy to just throw on for background noise, while still being able to catch a lot of the funny moments. And! The show itself was a half-hour on TV, so like the actual episodes when you watch them on Hulu are only like 20-22 minutes long. Easy peasy!

[itssweeterthanfiction]

Rewatching New Girl and it hurt when CeCe told Winston, “we’re not close enough for this” in season 2 when he asked her for a condom

Like babe. Y’all haven’t even done your fist CeCe Winston mess around, you get so close 🥺

[edsbev]

honestly would love for sarah and pope to be besties in s3 and it’s not explained at all. even the other characters are confused as to when they got so close. but the two of them have their own little thing going on: sarah calls pope ‘babe’ platonically (and sometimes he calls her ‘babe’ back), they play pranks on the other pogues together and they’re always terrible pranks but they die laughing every time anyway, jj goes up to pope at some point like “hey dude are u wearing a cardigan?” and pope’s like “yeah it’s sarah’s, she gave it to me coz she said it brings out my eyes,” and jj just stares at him, they’ll say shit like “yeah this looks like a job for Parah” unironically (’Sope’ was too confusing), they have their own handshake thats so short and simple that the other pogues easily copy it so they quickly make a new one that’s like 30 seconds long. all the other pogues wonder where they hell they found the time to make it since they’ve been running from police the whole time. they’re basically married. one time sarah says ‘hey babe?’ and both pope and john b reply ‘yes?’ 

[varietysky]

Kitty and Mary in a classic Kitty And Mary Mess-Around and Fanny getting roped into it but making things worse >>>

[lovelydrusilla]

cece and winston's friendship/bromance means everything to me

[atramentotm]

[sweetwateriver]

ok ladies i just started new girl for real so this space is about to be all zooey deschanel all the time

[platonic-pals-punchout]

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Winston Bishop & Cece Parekh:

The power of there silliness and tomfoolery can defeat any opponent. They embody the concept of “Buddies who are prepared to do hijinks”. It’s about the classic Cece-Winston mess around.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the lll & Fishlegs Ingerman:

Idk. I just like ‘em

Note: This blog is run & followed by aromantics. Insisting any pairs are ~actually romantic~ will not only cause you to be blocked on the spot, but you’ll out yourself as someone not safe to be queer around. No one wants to hear how stupid you look with those shipping goggles on.